Open Gameday Thread, 5/12
Quick question, and I'm trying not to be snarky about it:
Is Barry Zito the most untradeable player in the history of professional sports? I'm probably missing someone like "Gypsy Curse" Jenkins from the 1889 Superbas, but it seems likely that Zito has a good case.
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CORNED!
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
by The Enchanter on May 12, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I think
the most untradable player would be Jason Jennings… He sucks and is injury prone… but then again.. Jennings isn’t making ~18 million this season… so maybe you’re right.
Just stopping by to say hi!
Go 'Stros!
Looking for a solid performance by Zito today
Hold the Astros at bay and Giants tattoo Roy Oswalt.
Meanwhile, down on the farm Big V goes yard today and Bummy has another fine pitching performance.
I'm not sure if he's the most untradeable in history
But he’s probably the most untradeable now. Giambi may have been extremely untradeable a couple of years ago.
Zito’s performance over the past season-plus has not warranted the current annual rates, let alone the escalating rates of the future.
But I’m always hoping to be proven wrong. Prove me wrong, Zito!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I don’t even know if it qualifies as optimism. Desperation, maybe?
And we are gonna get crushed. Embarrassingly so.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Guy on the "fantasy focus" baseball show
took Zito over Dave Bush tonight because “he’s at home”. Actually a disadvantage.
Barry Zito,
and I’m being 1000% serious here, will go down as the worst free agent signing in the history of professional sports. Some of it isn’t his fault- this team is terrible, which makes his record look worse and yada yada, but he is also not very good any more.
I defy one of you to find a signing that is worse than this one. Granted, it’s only 1 1/5 years into it, but when you take into account the money he’s been paid, it’s pretty terrible.
ing that is worse than this one. Granted, it’s only 1 1/5 years into it, but
I nominate this for understatement of the day.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Crap - bungled the quote
Should be:
but when you take into account the money he’s been paid, it’s pretty terrible.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I am eating pie before this game.
Because after watching Zito pitch tonight, I can say “Well, at least I had pie”.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
PIzza and beer.
Atleast I had pizza and beer.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on May 12, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Hampton
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
armando benitez
oh wait
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
marvin benard
oh wait i am not supposed to list untradeable Giants players?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
why not mandarin?
I am trying to learn mandarin and if you could curse in that language it would really help reshape my learning curve
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
would have been useful to know
this before I decided to study mandarin. What good is a language if I can’t curse with no translation to english?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
oh! i learned something today! mandarin less rich.
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
by The Enchanter on May 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Try Hokkien
Got a lot of great curse words.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
ma
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
F. Lewis lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .276
O. Vizquel ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500
R. Winn rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .288
B. Molina c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .282
A. Rowand cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .348
J. Bowker 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .280
R. Aurilia 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .256
E. Burriss 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .273
B. Zito p
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
I actually really like this lineup
No Castillo!
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
but
he hit it hard yesterday!
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY DOES HE HATE MY SON
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on May 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
i think ort
must have tapped bochy’s daugher. only logical reason for him to be sitting.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if she has a large noggin as well
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever size it was
im sure it was great head.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Boy, it's good to see Omar's name again
I’ve missed the start of his other games. Welcome back! And batting .500! Can you say batting title???
Hoping for the best...
...but prepared for the worst.
Sad, but that’s the outlook for every Zito start from here on out.
Running down the wing
Hear United sing
Viva Ronaldo
Duff?
I hope not. Baron would run me over with her rented car.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Martha Stewart?
I bet she knows how to salt a cod.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Halle-freakin-Lujah
No Castillo!
I’m okay w/ Bowker over Ort.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
If my name was Daniel Ortmier
I would find a way to start taking groundballs @ 3rd in my spare time.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
I'm also sure
I would spell my own name correctly.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That's okay
At least he thinks of me!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't think of anything witty to say.
dammit.
Castillo Sucks.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
We're not sure of his abilities
He’s experimenting; he’s finding himself this year.
And that might included learning to spel his own neame.
Yeah, only what.. 2-3 more years?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Omar Comment:
Yesterday at the game I couldn’t help but notice that he was throwing rainbows over to 1b, and nearly didn’t get the throw there in time on a GB up the middle because his throw was so soft.
Has my perception just been altered by the human sniper rifle know as Bocock, or has Omar lost something?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
dont leave
manny’s hose out of that conversation. that throw he made from the hole this weekend was dirty. he may have a better arm than bocock
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I try not to think about Manny's hose more that necessary.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Omar
He has always tried to time his throws to get a runner by half a step. Maybe his timing is just off.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
Nice.
Was Bengie Molina involved? Did he catch a liner, tag second, and then run back to 1st before Bengie got back?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Give Castillo a little more practice.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuckin Omar screwin W/ Amy
Classic.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Ya know
Omar is old, he’s not what he used to be, and he isn’t going to help the next Giants team.
But dammit, the guy is a serious class act. I’m way glad he is back.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe it's just so I could say
“I boned Amy Guiterrererereszzz”
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
And yes, I said Boned.
Deal with it.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but thats what Rod Stewart would say.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
gosh we are so clever.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah man, I'd hit it.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, you are way too picky.
She’s pretty good in person.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I nominate.....
post-murder Rae Carruth as the official most untradeable player ever. But I guess that could go for a lot of guys. Post-dogfighting Vick, post-injury Napoleon Kaufman, post-mortem Darryl Kile.
post pot bust
nate newton
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you mean Napoleon McCallum:
In the Raiders’ opening game of the 1994 season, a September 5 date on Monday Night Football at the San Francisco 49ers, McCallum’s career would be ended prematurely when 49ers linebacker Ken Norton Jr. twisted him to the ground. McCallum’s cleat stuck in the ground, forcing his knee into a horrible dislocation. Norton lay pinned underneath a motionless McCallum for a couple of minutes while trainers attended to McCallum.McCallum suffered a complete hyperextension of his left knee, almost to a right angle. He suffered a ruptured artery in his left knee, and tore three ligaments, tore the calf and hamstring from the bone, and suffered nerve damage in the knee.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
I thought Pacman would be impossible
But, leave it to Jerry Jones to take anyone.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
I know this has probably been discussed before
but how do you do that whole proxy thing if you’re in the bay area but not near a tv? or a link to some ‘splanin. . .
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
Good location on the FB
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Barry is dialed in
1 batter without giving up a run or walk!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
No Hitter ????
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on May 12, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
HEAT
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on May 12, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
1-2-3 inning....
Is that legal?
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Nope
The police wil arrive shortly
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
And not in the hard line drive right at someone kinda way.
He looks good.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
11 pitches?
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
Too Many
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on May 12, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Be careful what you wish for...
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on May 12, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I migh tbe an idiot
And, I really hoped someone else would ask, so I didn’t have to. But, I really don’t know the answer to the riddle.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on May 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
A Zito-Leary Bochy
gives the sign to warm up the pen
we trade him for a bag of old peanuts
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but according to the sabremetricians
He is playing over his head, or something. It won’t last.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh gimme a break
Fred takes tons of pitches. He has more patience than almost anyone else on the team. If you are going to make a smart-ass comment at least get it right ;)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, Sabean has been trying...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Great Career Stats!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Houston Astros
Ugly uniforms, or ugliest uniforms? Discuss.
Extra points if the slow-pitch jersey you bought at Goodwill 10 years ago looks like the Houston jersey.
they were cooler
when they said “Orioles” on the front
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugliest goes to...
The Pardes road unis.
The Rays new unis are plain boring.
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on May 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Padres road gear
script designed by surfer hopped up on goofballs, who then peed on them
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Rainbows=
Best ever. Worn home and away, since they were guaranteed to contrast with any other team’s
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Old Astro's Uni = Nolan Ryan.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Not horrible
Just too many combinations. Plus, the Old West style doesn’t really fit of the Astros name.
by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
you’re saying you want them to go back to being the Colt .45s? Great sponsorship opportunities.
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugly uniforms
Ugliest are the 70’s padres
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
That’s an interesting choice of adjectives….
by Grant Brisbee on May 12, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
hit and run = saved our ass.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
We caught a break?
No way.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on May 12, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't go there
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on May 12, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
They coulda thrown the ball 'round the horn and still caught Bengie at first
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
They have to try that one time…You know-just for the hell of it
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing beats
when they expressed the ball back to the league office for Selig’s signature, and the return mail beat Molina to first.
That old guy from Around The Horn could have walked over and beaten Molina to the bag
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Felix?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Pie
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Gross.
And you gave ME the hard time about the 12 year old thing…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps Fairweather was referring about a smooth dome?
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, if you like anorexic looking chicks
as I do.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on May 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
She would have been cuter if she wasn’t talking about hepatitis
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to start the Amy Fan Club
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Increases my chances.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Redacted
Amy has no fans. No friends.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Somewhere
Cammie Blackstone is jabbing her Amy G doll with Croix de Candlestick pins.
by natteringnabob on May 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
there goes the no-no...damnit
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Barry Zito v. Carlos Lee...
a more tragic “what might have been” moment I have never seen
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on May 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
True.
But we win this round.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
ill take it...Shutout that is!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Douchebag in the hole
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
Touche
I meant this douchebag
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on May 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
1 out of 10 Asian dogs have it too?
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Yikes.
Maybe we can trade them Bocock
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Score runs [Giants hitters]!!!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on May 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Score run?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got here
But I’ll throw Albert Belle out there as probably more untradeable than Zito. Can you imagine trading for one of the highest paid players in the game, one of the least likeable players in the, and to make matters worse he’s on paid retirement? Yeah.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
Fat Elvis steals a hit from Rowand.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
+1
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on May 12, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
berkman
pok gai
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker gooing deep here.Im calling it
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
he did pretty good with that.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Deep in the hole is what I meant
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I am sure at least one person
made a deep in the hole comment regarding Bocock
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
What good is a Bocock if he’s not deep in the hole, really?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not touching that w/ a 10 inch...
nevermind,
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Bocock does no one any good
when he is out of position
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Things came to a head here.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Much too early
which is why he was sent down
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Going down can improve overall technique.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Lance Berkman is your new bicycle.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
2IP, 0ER
Can we call this a quality start for Zito?
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
Looks pretty good so far.
2nd time through will be the trick…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
well, a little early..
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
to go witrh your collection of avatars?
Evening , Pops.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
History making.
My son took BP in a cage for the first time yesterday. As did I.
W both sucked.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
we
big rubber balls (quiet , you.)
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Who wears a damn Bagwell jersey
To a Giants game.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Douchebags.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on May 12, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Nolan Ryan
J.R. Richard
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
'cause any other pitch he has
is likely to be ball 4.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Viz reaction time is still on the DL?
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
New rule
Once you get to two strikes, a batter is only allowed to foul off two pitches. Foul off a third one, and it’s automatic strike three. This would help the Giants immensely, since they already bat and pitch as if this rule was in effect.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
In my softball league...
We start off with a 1-1 count and we only get to foul off one pitch after strike two. See, I’m actually being very generous!
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
I thought he was going to tell us stories about how he invented the cotton gin.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a nickel for a matinee!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
My grandmother still calls the movies “the picture show.” It’s a crackup.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw Speed Racer at an IMAX theatre last night.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh seriously. That movie looks like LSD: The Film.
I want to see Iron Man this weekend. And then immediately sleep with Robert Downey Jr.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Speed Racer was alright. Too much exposition at the beginning, not enough racing action. Kids seem to love it though. Of course, Iron Man was teh awesum.
Kids seem to like loud colorful seizure inducing crap, tho.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
The Gamecast
made it look that way. I was hoping it to be true.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on May 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Now!! Thats the Zito Curve I remember
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie might consider that ball 3
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, but i'm not going to get greedy.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
80 MPH heater
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
changeup delivered underhand
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Our bonus baby is hanging tough
max counts notwithstanding.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Fuckit.
I read the box on yesterday’s game…our pen is OUTSTANDING!
I know nothing.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito is getting ahead of batters
And not missing his location. I’m all for it. High pitch count be damned.
For now.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
The Foul Ball G-ds...
are smiling down on Zito tonight
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
He paid them handsomely.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito has pitched 3 innings w/o letting a RISP.
I’m not going to complain. Jesus.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Jesus went for beer.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, yeah - that.
Given what the alternative is w/ Zito pitching, I am not complaining.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah,
he’s been really good, considering his previous performances. And the ‘stros do have a decent lineup
Hey , he does that for a living.
Maybe he’s figured it out.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Luckily
He kept the first two innings low. 53 through 3 is about average for a Giants pitcher these days.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on May 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Two weeks ago
That was a 29 pitch inning w/ 3 ER.
STOP COMPLAINING
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
neither side, pitcher nor hitter
wanted to give in. sorta neat. guess Zito’s a gamer.
Castillo hits doubles.
Terrible Bunt, but okay...
Yay Amy
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Ty Wiggington
Sorry , but that name conjures up images of miniature stuffed animals.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
It makes me think of extreme makeover home edition.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
love it
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Give that man $17 million!
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
At least
Zito gets a bunt down better than Oswalt.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
RIGHT SAID FRED
PS Manny
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Oooh!
Production!
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Your dreams were your ticket out
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
freddy
got fingered
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
How 2 Manufacture Runz.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Help me out here...
What is this straight vertical line I’m seeing under the third inning column? Where the nice “O” usually resides?
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
Viz was walked three times the other night?
OBP! How does he look running?
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Sweet MO - Lasses slow?
Or Bengie slow?
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
OMAR
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Zito has 2 runs to work with now....
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
That should be enough, right.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Moar is anagram for Omar
needs moar
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Omar haters...
..suck it.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
What the...?
Now it’s like a backwards “S” or something? GameDay has gone haywire.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
BTW
Whoever said hit it to Cruz, good call.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Thats what I heard.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Let’s repeat the example.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait
We scored multiple runs for Zito?
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
Randy Winn...
Worst #3 hitter in all the land? It’s either him or Ryan Zimmerman. Difference is, Zimmerman should get better.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
no contest
Zimmerman is wayyy better
"...and Bocock is in the whole"
That's metaphysically impossible , man.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

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