When Dodger Fans Attack
by Gordo on May 1, 2008 5:41 PM PDT
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I've recently gotten back in touch with a friend from high school, and we've discovered that despite our Midwestern roots, we've fallen in love with bitter rivals.
I spent ten years in San Francisco and became a Giants fan and he's lived in LA for a while and, well, didn't.
He's a Dodgers fan.
And he's done this to me.
Vengeance will be mine? Anyone care to help?
--Gordo
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Next, on Fox!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 1, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
one suggestion
Paint the inside of his house orange when he goes on vacation
Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.
by irwin on May 1, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ritually.
As a group, we might be able to help with creating the ritual. It should start with a dry shave with a regular table knife.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 1, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
them's fightin' words
and photoshop
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 1, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did someone say photoshop?
If you have a few pictures of your buddy, I can have something arranged…
(Man, that sounded like a hitman speaking)
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 2, 2008 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throw in a donkey show and I think you’re in business.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 2, 2008 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better yet
Tommy Lasorda, Pedro Gurrero, Eric Gagne, your “friend”, and a donkey. Maybe Steve Sax missing…something…as well.
by tyrannoman on May 2, 2008 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man I just threw up in my mouth. We have a winner.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 2, 2008 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll have to tell me where to put that donkey
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 2, 2008 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, you mean, just lots of donkeys?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah,
it would take several to satisy Tommy. In both ways.
by tyrannoman on May 2, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, shucks
I was hopin’ someone would say that. Lots (and lots) of photos of him on his Flickr stream: http://flickr.com/photos/daddyjackpot/
by Gordo on May 2, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He sure does take quite a few photos of himself
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 2, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 2, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is cool...
...but I bet he’d like it. What does he look like in orange and black?
I’ll start working up some story ideas. Thanks for any and all help.
by Gordo on May 2, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lasorda digs man boobs.
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 2, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Outstanding
LOL! Now here’s a friend we can all feel good about knowing.
Thanks, Natto.
by Gordo on May 2, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Early draft
Had a few minutes to bang together a page. Thanks for all the great work. Suggestions still welcome and I’ll be sure to post an update.
by Gordo on May 2, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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