When Dodger Fans Attack

by Gordo on May 1, 2008 5:41 PM PDT

I've recently gotten back in touch with a friend from high school, and we've discovered that despite our Midwestern roots, we've fallen in love with bitter rivals.

I spent ten years in San Francisco and became a Giants fan and he's lived in LA for a while and, well, didn't.

He's a Dodgers fan.

And he's done this to me.

Vengeance will be mine? Anyone care to help?

--Gordo

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Next, on Fox!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 1, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

one suggestion

Paint the inside of his house orange when he goes on vacation

Pedro Feliz would look great in Dodger Blue.

by irwin on May 1, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions

kill him

by positiveuphemism on May 1, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

+1

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on May 1, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Ritually.

As a group, we might be able to help with creating the ritual. It should start with a dry shave with a regular table knife.

DFA all Giants over 34 years old.

by Mayor of 311 on May 1, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions

by tyrannoman on May 2, 2008 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions

them's fightin' words

and photoshop

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 1, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

Did someone say photoshop?

If you have a few pictures of your buddy, I can have something arranged…

(Man, that sounded like a hitman speaking)

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 2, 2008 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions

Throw in a donkey show and I think you’re in business.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 2, 2008 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions