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Around SBN: FSU To Big 12 'Inevitable,' According To Report

Open Gameday Thread, 4/7.2

I'd like for the universe to have some sort of symmetry. As in, when Cain pitches well against the Padres, he loses, but when he pitches poorly against them, he wins.

I'd like for a lot of things, actually.

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First bitches!

2008 Giants: A steaming pile of scrap!

by Goofus on Apr 7, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

First what?

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Apr 7, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw man

I always get stuck with the second bitches.

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

sloppy seconds

2008 Giants: A steaming pile of scrap!

by Goofus on Apr 7, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thread of morbid fascination.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Apr 7, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

long season

With moments of real baseball mixed in.

My adopted son Matt Downs. Bill Mueller without the two-flap helmet .

by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So wait is Yabu okay after nearly blinding himself? And if he pitches better after getting hit in the face, maybe we can apply this therapy to Zito. I volunteer my services.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Apr 7, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you seen the scene in "Airplane" where they are lining up in the aisle?

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give that man a gold glove!

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This is an opportunity where I wish Bochy would use and stretch out the arm of one Merkin Valdez. If Valdez could handle 3 innings now, grow to four and eventually a spot start.

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I have doubts that will ever happen. Valdez being able to start, I mean.

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yabu wants this over with too!

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Apr 7, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

plus, he actually did his job. Kudos, Yabu.

by wedge on Apr 7, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twelve bottles of Newcastle couldn't make this fun. :(

Aurilia sounds like a planet out of StarFox.

by Gabafnerhagen on Apr 7, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Try 13.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Apr 7, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would give me runs, but not the type of runs we're all looking for.

2008 Giants: A steaming pile of scrap!

by Goofus on Apr 7, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

In bathroom, run(s).

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like it's time for a highly scientific experiment!

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by groug on Apr 7, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yabu's Inner Monologue:

"Was that a double play? I can't see anything. Is our dugout to the left or to the right?"

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to Rally

Maddux is good for 6 innings at best - lets get to the guy

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Bocock leads off

WE CAN'T LOSE

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yabu

With the legendary Keiichi Yabu wheeling and dealing with his heat and off-speed stuff, the pennant is ours!

by RockAndRollRaines on Apr 7, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Kragen Grand Slam Inning contestant

"Will" Messenger of San Jose.

I'm skeptical.

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet he punches a wall if Bocock, Ort and Roberts don't come through for him.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

but his hat will remain rakishly tilted throughout

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this game has gone badly.

Fantastic.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Save that post to your clipboard

You can reuse it many times this season and conserve energy.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Apr 7, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maddux has the swagger

by fwoty oz on Apr 7, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What do gamers do about boos?

They need a new commercial to address this.

"Gamers _____________________ when the fans boo them lustily."

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

the boo-birds are out already???? wonder what will happen @ friday's game... first zito home start...

by esqdg on Apr 7, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably something along the lines with the Olympic Torch protests

by RockAndRollRaines on Apr 7, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Gamers - still walk to the bank - when the fans boo them lustily"

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard a smattering of boos coming from the stands. Only took 5 innings into the 2008 home schedule.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

They're saying Boo-cock.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boo-urns

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well they can't say Boo-onds anymore...

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's SF I doubt if even the guys are saying that

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're not saying boo

We like the Boo-cock though.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't say "Keiichi" without saying "K!"

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Apr 7, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maddux's throw to first was probably the hardest he's ever thrown in years.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Maddux going for gold glove #18

by fwoty oz on Apr 7, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

if it were just maddux out there

against us he could probably get 27 outs and win

by Dusty's Toothpick on Apr 7, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Maddux

must be getting tired, he's using his mind control to get them to hit the ball back to him.

by wedge on Apr 7, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm a little concerned we're being 3 hit by a 90 year old man...

by fwoty oz on Apr 7, 2008 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants hit the ball sharply that inning.

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

won't be the last time

plenty more games against the pods...and here's hoping we face the ageless wonder jamie moyer!

by Dusty's Toothpick on Apr 7, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamers don't want to be late for Happy Hour.

by rightcenterfielder on Apr 7, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

All ground outs. All season.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Normally do not starting thinking about the draft until Memorial Day

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

it amazes me

how easy it is for other teams to get a baserunner compared to our daily plight

by Dusty's Toothpick on Apr 7, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm totally buying the "2008 Keiichi Yabu Long Relief Appearances" DVD box set when the Giants start selling it in June.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It will have plenty of extras

Including the hilarious "Giants attempt to score with RISP and less than two outs" bloopers.

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

With commentary from the man himself

"Yeah, mostly I was on this team because they said they'd sign me. That was how I made that decision."

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by groug on Apr 7, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a post pattern Lewis ran, yes?

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

*snort*

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Apr 7, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Son of a diddly

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by groug on Apr 7, 2008 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't wait until Eugenio Velez hits the ball into "inside the park HR" alley

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

what are all those people doing at the game? I can see revewing season tix, but to actuall show up to watch this garbage?

by ozzievirgil on Apr 7, 2008 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Beats workin'

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're on the Greg Maddux 350-win trail. He's volunteered to pitch all three games this series.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Buddox

2008 Giants : pwned by AARP

by SnowLeopard on Apr 7, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

meanwhile...around the league

say for instance, like hypothetically, we made deals for Nick Johnson and Joe Crede, wouldn't we have staved off embarrassment for at least a month?

btw, Crede hits 2nd homer and I think has more rbis (10) than all of giants

just sayin

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Apr 7, 2008 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah

Brutal start to the regular season for Freddy.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Brutal start to the regular season for Freddy Giants.

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It's certainly not just him. There are only three players on this team hitting over .240.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Maddux

Simply a great pitcher. Relatively small for his position and has been dominant during his generation.

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

You said Penny, Lowe, and Sheets are great pitchers too. I'm starting to detect a pattern.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

What to watch?

Maddox and the Padres' bullpen putting the emaciated dog that is the Giants' offense to sleep, or King of the Hill reruns?

by John Paulies on Apr 7, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Maddux is like a baseball magnet.

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

if they're not careful

the giants runs per game is actually going to come down today...

by fwoty oz on Apr 7, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

scored

it's not easy to bring 2 runs per game down

by fwoty oz on Apr 7, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Said it before, I'll say it again

The losses in April could come back to haunt us down the stretch drive.

2008 Giants: A steaming pile of scrap!

by Goofus on Apr 7, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That's for sure

We're going to regret this when we're 3 games out in September.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

now why do you want to mess with our 2009 draft ?

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

AGENT JACK

oh fer fucks sake

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Not-Appearing-In-The-Booth, Greg Papa.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Only Father Time could knock Maddux out of the game. Rally Time.

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Except the ump delayed the call so long, it was more like this:


by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Good Company...(?)

SF Giants: 1-5
Defending NL Camps Colorado: 1-5
Detroit Tigers: 0-6

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

by mbedard on Apr 7, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Except those other teams are failing to meet expectations.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey... power of positive thinking. :)

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

by mbedard on Apr 7, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder the Rockies are 1-5.

They're defending our national camps.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a rickroll

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatballs_(film)

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like HTML 5 is going to need a new tag: .

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

um, that was "not a rickroll" in angle brackets, see

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

s'ok, my link broke too :-(

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cla (as in Meredith)

most ridiculous 1st name ever?

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd sa so

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Born Olise Claiborne Meredith III. Get beat up in high school much?

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where has all the pitching gone?

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for pitching every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

This just in...

T...the Giants aren't very good.

2008 Giants: A steaming pile of scrap!

by Goofus on Apr 7, 2008 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Photobucket

My adopted son Matt Downs. Bill Mueller without the two-flap helmet .

by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Roberts swings and drives one"

Jon Miller has clearly started drinking already

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

every young player wishes he had the opportunity the Giants bestowed on one Daniel Ortmeier.

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I just want to take a moment away from this riveting contest to note: the legs are back!

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Wilson in?

This isn't a save situation!!

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Neither was Friday, Saturday,....

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if he pitches poorly my fantasy stats will get F'ed up. No. Don't do it!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch

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by groug on Apr 7, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

he gets a bonus if he makes 10 appearances

Boch is just trying to help him out

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it is a "save us from any further misery" situation.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The next save situation might be in 2009. Gotta give him something to do.

by wedge on Apr 7, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

These games go on way too long. If the Giants are going to lose, can they at least make it a nice tidy 2 hours?

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

the Giants have done their part

it's the Padres and their infernal offense that's taking so damn long

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not watching on TV

Have the seagulls started descending on the field yet?

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The seagulls don't want to have anything to do with this game.

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello, Darkness

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Apr 7, 2008 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

From MLBTradeRumors.com

Kiley McDaniel reports rumors of Scott Boras' asking price for '08 draftees Pedro Alvarez and Eric Hosmer. He's hearing a $9.5MM big league deal for Alvarez and a $7MM bonus for Hosmer - steep demands.

Hosmer, a high school first baseman, has been compared to Casey Kotchman by Baseball America. He's a top ten pick. Alvarez, one of the top talents in the draft, plays third base for Vanderbilt but may end up at first. He figures to go within the first four picks (Rays, Pirates, Royals, Orioles) for sure.

By the way, the Reds have the seventh pick, and BA's Jim Callis thinks they'll go for a pitcher. He names Shooter Hunt, Tanner Scheppers, and Tim Melville as the main candidates.

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch

right in the koozmanoff

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't want to take a wilson fastball to the elbow

by fwoty oz on Apr 7, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do we even bother?

"Didn't know you did major."

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

I wonder how Reds fans feel about Dusty Baker blocking all their young talent with cagey veterans like Scott Hatteberg and Corey Patterson...

by AndOnTheDrums... on Apr 7, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

well, if the GM hadn't signed cagey veterans..

He wouldn't be able to play them. Or just not signed Dusty in the first place.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking it was an interesting situation, considering it's relation to our team's plight. Of course Joey Votto and Jay Bruce are ten times better than any position player we have to throw out there...

by AndOnTheDrums... on Apr 7, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

o n the bright side, this doesn't have blown save implications....

by esqdg on Apr 7, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf rookies

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

for a team that specializes in defense

we sure let a lot of grounders through the infield

by fwoty oz on Apr 7, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm..

Never heard of an "I got it, you take it" grounder..

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That one nearly put this game out of reach.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OK folks, that's it good night!

No, actually off to work....again.

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by WalrusMan on Apr 7, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

lusty boos comin' thru on KNBR

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller and Flemming fighting

over strawberry shortcake. Food, not the childlike doll.

And talking about Callix Crabbe.

Only game 7...

by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

highlight of the day so far

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by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were talking about macaroni and cheese with lobster in Milwaukee. Early innings, game 5.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye bye, Brian

we hardly knew ye

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Why

is Wilson pitching? There's always a snowball's chance in he!! that tomorrow will be a close game. I understand some teams save pitchers just for that situation, a "closer" if you will.

I think this team needs more mop up guys in the bullpen. Henny and Yabu can't keep this up all year.

by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hennessey can easily maintain his current level of performance all year.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfotunately so can many of the hitters

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

like a starting rotation

but for mop-ups? They'll need more than one day off. Maybe there should be a "shadow" rotation of 4 or 5 who can pitch the 4 or 5 innings per game after the starter gets knocked out.

by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody takes an inning every day. Except the closer, who pitches only biweekly in closing situations.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didn't pitch at all in MIL, i don't think

probably needed some work.

probably shouldn't have been allowed to throw 27 pitches, tho

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by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too early to panic?

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

December wasn't too early to panic.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamers don't know the word p*nic.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

picnic??

pass me the potato salad!

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

watch out for the Giants.

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIGHLER!

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

good

Now Threets can close tomorrow.

by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The losses we all expected. I'm kind of concerned about the mental lapses that seem to be rampant in these games. This team has so little (basically) no room for error that a single defensive miscue or running into an out on the basepath kills whatever chance they had of staying in the game.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Their brains are still in spring training.

SAVE_US.RAY
Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can check into the Scottsdale Marriott, but you can never leave.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need to rename Triples Alley into Inside the park HR Alley for Velez

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

w00t

something to cheer about

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez!

A hit for my fantasy team!

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait,

Sounds like we have the same guys... I have Velez, Cain, and The Franchise.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Apr 7, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have Timmy.

There are other Giants fans in my league, after all.

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now let's get a run!

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't get crazy

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Got caught up in the moment.

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRITTY WALK

Now we can score on a GIDP!

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick

Everybody spank the Rally Chicken

by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

See

It works! Giants explode with two runs

by natteringnabob on Apr 7, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

42,861

Largest home opener crowd in the park history.

I thought it wasn't even a sellout?

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

how was it not a sellout?

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh...

It was on vacation with Sabean's brain and scouts...

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

by mbedard on Apr 7, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie!

Somehow gets a double.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

clean-up hitter cleaning up

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slowlina!!!!!

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Which is 2 runs plus a Hoffman meltdown.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoffman's warming up!

We could use some more runs.

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

those two we gave up in the top half of 9th are killing us

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the Giants, there is no sure thing.

Remember, we couldn't score off Gagne.

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by groug on Apr 7, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

molina almost got thrown out, but if we waste our first 5 run game on today im gonna be mad

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Base hit!

Did Molina score from second? (KIDDING!!!)

by wedge on Apr 7, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah, btw

Why the hell not pinch run Raj for Molina

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Apr 7, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see

what the giants can do against a non-good pitcher

by wedge on Apr 7, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis!

Coming around?

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

lewis needs to play every day

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I've got an idea

hit the ball ANYWHERE EXCEPT ON THE GROUND YOU TOOL

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Apr 7, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching from my office in Tejas

... on espn's gamecast and was sad to see that before the 9th inning, we only had 6 balls hit out of the infield, compared to SD, who only had 5 balls NOT hit out of the infield!

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

by mbedard on Apr 7, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a lot of ways, this is worse than losing 8-1

what with the false hope and all

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

and garbage time runs just to make "worst offense of all time" more difficult.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on Apr 7, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Castillo: speed or defense?

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither

My adopted son Matt Downs. Bill Mueller without the two-flap helmet .

by nvsfg on Apr 7, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll play third

I probably won't GIDP....

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Apr 7, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least it is very good to hear the crowd roaring

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

that will be the last time

by Azmanz on Apr 7, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

W i d e r strikezone that earlier, no?

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Or is it no?

I'm confused...

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by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The theory of the oscillating strikezone -- in action!

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ someone throwing a ball in the stands.

by parishonvics on Apr 7, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect time to get thrown out of the game. (Seriously, though, that's lame.)

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 7, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

err, or from the stands rather.

by parishonvics on Apr 7, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

how can they possibly show that commercial right now?

by John Paulies on Apr 7, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Those of us who shut off our sets in disgust were spared. What was it?

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

does the cat get a reprieve

if the runs were scored long after the outcome was decided?

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FPuck him

i hate that FPucker so much

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Pappa keeps touching Santangelo's leg.

I'll take the freight train, Bengie Molina.

by Brother Bummer on Apr 7, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

and you have issues with this?

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just an observation.

I'll take the freight train, Bengie Molina.

by Brother Bummer on Apr 7, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enough with the day games

time to play some night baseball where we are 1-1.

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

TELEVISION HISTORY YOU GUYS

Actually this is a kind of cool idea.

Doing this show from the middle of a busy restaurant? Really idiotic idea. But then this is a SF Giants operation, so I can't say I'm surprised.

by alon91 on Apr 7, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I always hated having to switch to the radio to listen to the *real* post-game wrap, so I'm pretty psyched, unless that means FP gets a seat at the table.

I'll take the freight train, Bengie Molina.

by Brother Bummer on Apr 7, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and my prayers have been answered.

I'll take the freight train, Bengie Molina.

by Brother Bummer on Apr 7, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk with Corona in hand

Guess he wanted to get started early.

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Flem's kids running the wrap

friggin' genius

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, post-game guys are speechless.

and Flem with his kids taking over? Shockingly unprofessional. Holy crap, these folks have totally given up on the season 7 games in.

by alon91 on Apr 7, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It's the freaking post-game. It's not like he let his kids take over in the fifth.

I'll take the freight train, Bengie Molina.

by Brother Bummer on Apr 7, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me remind you that we have a veterans only policy in this organization.

by 2X2L on Apr 7, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

which I fully support in the booth, by the way.

I'll take the freight train, Bengie Molina.

by Brother Bummer on Apr 7, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do these guys know they're on TV?

this is so poorly produced. Weird angle, huge bald spot, no one facing the camera, everyone sort of slouching where ever.

This is fascinating and weird.

by alon91 on Apr 7, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

To give them a little credit, this is the first time they've ever televised the post-game wrap. I mean, their main focus is the radio.

I'll take the freight train, Bengie Molina.

by Brother Bummer on Apr 7, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're just putting the radio postgame show on TV. I don't think they have any kind of setup where they can have everyone on camera. It's more of a discussion rather than talking to the audience, so I don't see why they would need to face the camera.

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not much to say in the post game.

Giants lost. Again. The same way they have been, the same way they will be. The kids are the highlight.

by chilibean_3 on Apr 7, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guys will always find something to say in the post game. That's why they're the best.

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Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 7, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow is absolutely ON FIRE

so good

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously?

it's a baseball postgame show on the radio. it's not open-heart surgery, it's entertainment.

personally, i'm entertained.

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, I was more upset at Bob Knight fucking around with his grandson at the press conference in January. Flemm's kiddos are hanging around an informal (if still on air) rap session. Bob Knight actually obstructed professional journalists from doing their work. Not that Knight ever did the press any favors (and vice versa) but yeah. I can't help but think about how fucking furious I would be if anyone pulled a dick move like that on me when I was just trying to work.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's also about reason 1,937 that i hate Bob Knight

it's fucking galling that ESPN is now foisting him on me. Gah.

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 7, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giving up 7 games in?

That's at least six games longer than the players lasted...

2008: My previous assessment may have been overly optimistic.

by EliminateMe on Apr 7, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you can see right there, they're still trying to figure out where to put the cameras.

I'll take the freight train, Bengie Molina.

by Brother Bummer on Apr 7, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Late to the party

EUGENIO VELEZ BITCHES

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 7, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

The 2008 San Francisco Giants

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by groug on Apr 7, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

is Sabean the one lighting the fire or the one stomping it out?

by wilriv21 on Apr 7, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it too early to start the countdown to 120?

by esqdg on Apr 7, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant, you've been ripped off....

Check it out, from the Oakland Tribune's Dave Del Grande

http://www.insidebayarea.com/sports/ci_8837713

He was talking about how the Giant's "All Out, All Season" slogan is missing an "s" somewhere. How original, eh?

by baetown415 on Apr 8, 2008 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

In his defense (even though I'd never defend Del Grande), the Giants slogan is really easy to make fun of.

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by Natto on Apr 8, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

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