You Can't Make This Stuff Up
by BruteSentiment on Apr 4, 2008 1:18 AM PDT
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PrintSo at Fenway Park, a hawk swooped down at a 13 year old schoolgirl on the guided tour of the yard, drawing blood as it apparently swiped at her cap.
That in itself is weird, but not too weird....except the girl's name.
Alexa Rodriguez.
I will admit I get tired of the all Yankees-Red Sox feud all the time, but that is hilarious.
It'll be significantly unfunny when "Yawkey Hawk" shirts are being worn 8 months from now, but for now, I'm amused. Or maybe we'll see a revival of Ken 'Hawk' Harrelson merchandise.
The Hawk, of course, was a Red-Tailed Hawk. Natch.
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Now if we can just train a seagull to attack Jeff Kent when he's playing 2B at Mays Field.
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What makes you think I haven't?
Idolizing the Nuschler Face since April 8, 1986 / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 4, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I nominate this...
for an early best non-gameday image.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue...
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 4, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
HAHHAHAHAHA
Go Durham, Roberts, Aurilia, Vizquel, Winn, Lowry! The better you do, the quicker we can trade you!
by NeifiChicken on Apr 4, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Best ever.
Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 5, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a typo
It actually was Alex Rodriguez. I'm surprised anybody got confused over the fact that he's a 13 year old girl.
He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
I believe anything weird from the Fens.
Bird is likely destined to be John Henry's lunch soon.
by thehondohurricane on Apr 4, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
I know! How great!
Alexa Rodriguez!!!
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He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
by howtheyscored on Apr 4, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It was
You should check again.
He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
by howtheyscored on Apr 5, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
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