Open Gameday Thread, 4/30
Colorado Rockies at San Francisco Giants, Apr 30, 2008 12:45 PM PDT
Jonathan Sanchez needs a nickname. "Dirty" fits perfectly...but I don't want to explain it to my mom. So try and get one settled before today's game, people.
I'm partial to The Reasonably Proportioned Unit, but that's because I amuse myself.
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NotZito?
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 11:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jet Star?
One of my favorite Guild guitar and bass designs of all time was the Jet Star, aka the JS or JS II.
Gorgeous in a “so ugly it’s awesome” kinda way.

OK, maybe not.
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 11:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dirty is comfortable to hold. Not so easy to control, though.
Adopted papa of a bouncing new waiver wire 27 year old. Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Apr 30, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That thing looks like they made it out of really cheap plastic and left it on the back seat of a car in Bakersfield in August.
2008: My previous assessment may have been overly optimistic.
by EliminateMe on Apr 30, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
El Sucio Zurdo?
"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark
by MeSoKrabby on Apr 30, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry Grant
I amuse myself with the reasonably proportioned unit too.
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 30, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s what she said!!
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on Apr 30, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It amuses me as well, I vote for Reasonably proportioned unit
by Keenlow on Apr 30, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something Very Interesting is Happening
Pablito is playing 3b today in the San Jose vs High Desert game.
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP SCREWING WITH PABLO!
Play him at C, or 1B, or 3B, but don’t bounce him back and forth!
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If versatility gets him to Norwich, Fresno and The City quicker we should be for it
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure..
But we don’t want him turning into Velez who can’t play a position well.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And C and 1B.
But heard C is still his best position, and the years he played C he hit the best because he was more comfortable.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mini Unit?
Guess that would be to emasculating, what with Bocock right behind…
by tyrannoman on Apr 30, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry Grant – it’s Dirty Sanchez. You will just have to come up with a PG rated reason why.
Like it’s the name of someone he looks like in “Three Amigos”. Or he used to live on Sanchez street, and never moved his car for street cleaning.
As long as she doesn’t google it… Actually, I just googled it with maximum safe search on! It’s a movie! And a TV show. Apparently some kind of “Euro” version of Jackass…
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758743/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0380105/
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN
by zenbitz on Apr 30, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So now Jonathan can be as huge in Europe as Hasselhoff! Damn, I hope we don’t lose him to Germany.
by tyrannoman on Apr 30, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frauleins also enjoy Tall, Dark and Handsome
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sucio
because spanish is different
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Apr 30, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In other news: Eliezer Suspended
San Francisco Giants catcher Eliezer Alfonzo was suspended 50 games Wednesday for testing positive for a performance-enhancing substance, the first player penalized this year under Major League Baseball’s drug program.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/nl/giants/2008-04-30-alfonzo-suspension_N.htm?csp=34
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Apr 30, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Notgardo
:(
If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?
by groug on Apr 30, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twice the sadness..
:(:(
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How far can you actually go with this?
HA!
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor tk
she’ll be devastated.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am indeed
Not happy! This is all my fault. I should have been a better parent …
Still watching out for Notgardo in Fresno. Hope you make it back up soon. We miss you 'round The City way. How come you never call?
by tk on Apr 30, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well so you know..
He won’t be calling for about 50 days..
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow!
did not see that coming. ( no sarcasim.)
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by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lineup
F. Lewis lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .337
E. Velez 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .262
R. Winn rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .241
A. Rowand cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .317
J. Bowker 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .208
J. Castillo 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .219
E. Burriss ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .235
S. Holm c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .273
J. Sanchez p
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Apr 30, 2008 12:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Island Boys
No BMoney. After El Guapo’s last start and pairing with BMoney would have hoped to see some more of BMoney today. After that last game El Guapo couldn’t stop touching and patting BMoney with love and affection. Both island boys work well together.
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Island Boys?
Are you by any chance a messenger of Satan?
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Apr 30, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Molina's hurting
Let him rest those quads, man!
Anyway, it’s not as though Holm is incapable of just calling for the fastball.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 30, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was hoping Holm would work with Lincecum last night and have BMoney work with Sanchez this afternoon.
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Sasquatch, what time is it?

Game Time
"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark
by MeSoKrabby on Apr 30, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Non-sequiter:
Fuck you, buzz bissinger. I’ll write whatever the hell I feel like, wherever I feel like.
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2008 12:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So what's this mini collage of stuff?
Were the producers just bored?
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOT FP!
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a completely unfounded concern about Holm behind the dish
Our guys just don’t seem to throw that well with him.
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 12:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thought he worked well with Lincecum
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
Back off! I’ll fight you to the death.
Steve Holm!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just Wondering
It’s 3:28 here in Boston, and I’m back from work. How are you “west-coasters” managing to evade your duties?
(I was a “west-coaster” for 10 years)
Raj's #1 Fan!!! (the announcer that is)
by rhys on Apr 30, 2008 12:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a hangover
So, I just took the day off. I don’t know about the rest of these characters.
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by thecrippesking on Apr 30, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or you could be me...
a Centraler who works today only 5-9. Which means I’ll miss the end.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a slacker by nature
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by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not so much “evading” my duties as enduring a “trial separation” from them.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The game is the music in background as I study for exams.
by cornball on Apr 30, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't ask don't tell man.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are either a soldier or having a drink in the castro
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either way you really don’t want the answer now do you?
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by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lock myself in my office
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 30, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Gary Darling still in the lineup or did they fire his ass?
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on Apr 30, 2008 12:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, he’s still in. Fuck that.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on Apr 30, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we’re willing to give Bowker a shot to suck, then why did we give up on Ort so quickly?
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by thecrippesking on Apr 30, 2008 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you kidding?
He had spring training and he blew it!
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, yeah
but…I got nothing. I’m just tired of watching Bowker turn out to be what I thought he might.
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by thecrippesking on Apr 30, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bowker needs some more seasoning. Send him down and call him up later.
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i recommend Zatarain's
Either that or Old Bay
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by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anything to spice up that white boy
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about some
Lowry’s Seasond Salt?
Still watching out for Notgardo in Fresno. Hope you make it back up soon. We miss you 'round The City way. How come you never call?
by tk on Apr 30, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll give you three reasons...
...and they all left the park.
2008: My previous assessment may have been overly optimistic.
by EliminateMe on Apr 30, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unsurpassed Performance
Four HRs by Say Hey Kid
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Monster park
is now candlestick for life. The world makes sense again
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grab some pine, meat!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STRIKE OUT MONSTER SAY OM NOM NOM

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 30, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
El Guapo
I am so charged up for this Sanchez start. Does he continue the roll and develop or is he inconsistent from start to start.
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm done with Castillo.
FREE LEONE!
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather see Richie at third than this hack.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 30, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When we get to Philly this weekend
Let’s hire Pedro Feliz for the weekend to play 3b for us. He can continue to bat for the Phils.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feliz never hit .219....
12-16...could have been worse.
by rhys on Apr 30, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Castillo
Not so good at hot corner. I am tired of him.
by out machine on Apr 30, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do we have any good options at 3rd?
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by thecrippesking on Apr 30, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Odds
of seeing him anytime this year?
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by thecrippesking on Apr 30, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
slim/none
i hope so, at least.
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
first time ...
I’v seen slim mentioned with Pablo in print. Just saying.
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by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering the “new” route to the Bigs is “A” ball to SF – around 50/50
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OM NOM NOM

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 30, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See ya
Thank Sanchez for picking up your ass, Castillo.
by out machine on Apr 30, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Worth noting
Castillo’s error in that inning is the difference between Sanchez throwing 8 pitches and him throwing 12. Defense needs to tighten up behind this guy.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Send Castillo on a cattle drive to vresno. So tired of his ass.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 30, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm...
Air looks to be dead today. I thought Freddy had that one hit at least over his head, if not off the wall.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jon Miller said it was off the endof the bat
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by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Velez...
He just doesn’t look like a baseball player to me.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No offense,
but nothing makes me call bullshit faster than saying someone doesn’t “look” like a player
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the other hand..
Prince Fielder doesn’t look like a ballplayer either, and look how he does.
It goes either way man, you don’t have agree with me, but you don’t have to get all up in arms about a little comment.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not up in arms
but i do hate buzz bissinger now
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Second mention of buzz. Not that I ever really liked the guy, but what did he do?
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by thecrippesking on Apr 30, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Firejoemorgan.com/deadspin.com
blogosphere up in arms. I actually know nothing about him except for this apperance
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://reason.com/blog/show/126261.html
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the fact that he's wearing a hockey mask.
Or maybe because he comes up to the plate with a tennis racquet in hand. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but he just doesn’t look like a baseball player.
2008: My previous assessment may have been overly optimistic.
by EliminateMe on Apr 30, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winn
Anytime you want to get started on a hot streak would be fine with us.
by out machine on Apr 30, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s just waiting for the right time.
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by thecrippesking on Apr 30, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How does yesterday work?
2008: My previous assessment may have been overly optimistic.
by EliminateMe on Apr 30, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
A very familiar weak grounder to second. I can think of a nickname for Winn, 4-3.
by out machine on Apr 30, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got a nice ring to it.
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by thecrippesking on Apr 30, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New Giants 3b
Pablito is 3/4 today with 3 doubles
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this spatula commercial going to happen...
All season night?
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
John Smoltz...
He ironed his shirt while wearing it?
I thought that was only something the rednecks around here did.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have to admit, I’m actually missing the old Tap Plastics radio jingle. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
T-t-t-tap, T-t-t-tap
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
little-known fact
Max Headroom did the vocal on that
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday says "You've got videos"
I do?
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by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Steve Holm!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK...
Yes I’m a very pathetic human being.
What’s that from?
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arrested Development
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
It’s Arrested Development
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No I'm pretty sure
It’s Arrested Development
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by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I stand corrected
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arrested Development
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greatest series ever…
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 30, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I won't hold it against you...
if you go rent the dvds tonight. Trust me, it will be worth it.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you my young padewon
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pokemon?
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Aaron Rowand.
He hits home runs for the Giants.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What is that #2 for him?
It pleases me none the less.
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by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROWAND!?
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 30, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whyfore he not hit one lastnight when I were in bleacherz
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 30, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Row!
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 30, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Drink the Gamer Kool-Aid, everyone
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ROWAND!!!
I can haz first hom runs at hom?
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by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I cants undurstandz yur speekeeng
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i made him lunch
but i eated it at my deks.
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
waz it invisible sandwiczh?
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
by The Enchanter on Apr 30, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bowker 4 for his last 43
Blech.
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by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow..
That bad? Ouch.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d still watch Bowker over Castillo.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 30, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s not a good mental picture. good riddance, what did i do to you man?
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
by The Enchanter on Apr 30, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I smell a chance for my SON
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 30, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see a dusty trip to Frenso coming for someone..
Just don’t pull McClain’s finger.
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by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see a dusty smoggy trip to Fresno coming for someone..
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least...
he’s consistent
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by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Castillo...
The guy is missing the strike zone. DON’T SWING SO MUCH!
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No.
That’s just lame. And everyone who read that is now dumber for reading it. Just go away.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
* drool starts drwoning keyboard*
What ya mean?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Castill0-for-1
lolomg
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we are laughing!
we are friends!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burriss wearing 7 reminds me of Bernard
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you mean...
You think Burriss is on the juice?
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Pete Happy?
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Jose Castillo: This is called working the count. Look into it.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 30, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But I see de ball..
And I try and hit de ball.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hacker...
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahah I'm thinkin of that southpark scene from the museum of tolereance
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 30, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That just in
Also, water is wet! Film at 11
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But how can I be sure it is..
Until 11 and I see the film? What happens if I run into water before 11?
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 30, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's ok..
I don’t get it either.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TV showed mcgowan
He looks especially douchey today
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random Fact
Joe Nathan: 9 Saves
Brain Wilson 8 Saves
"You're all worthless and weak, now drop and give me twenty!"
by Lidocaine on Apr 30, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mmmmm...Braaaaaaaiiinn
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
supposed to be reply to ^
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pate Discipline
Jiminez has walked a ton of hitters this year. And, FU Castillo.
by out machine on Apr 30, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Castillo does have a weird-shaped head
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 30, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, you should always exercise pate discipline. If you don’t, then you make a big mess when you try to spread it on toast.
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 30, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dirty unit …
please throw strikes.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so if one of our kids got 21 Ks in a game
Do you think it’d make the top story of Sportscenter? I’m sick and tired of having to watch that show for 30 minutes just to see if they won or not.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Velez...
.<
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMN FORMATTING
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't durham out of the lineup today?
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nice!
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by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Darling at third?
SCREWS US AGAIN.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
jackass
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 30, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuckit, just run his ass over.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And spike him in the balls
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
slide?
clothesline!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's see Boch gets tossed again
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Head butt him Boch, with your boulder skull!
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 30, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
UG!
Me use big rock to crush puny Blue!
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Bochy
eject yourself again!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Got 'em.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, darling
sounds like a marital spat
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dirrrty...
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OM NOM NOM

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 30, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you for introducing me to this
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair calls?
We don’t need no stinkin’ fair calls!
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Tomorrow I will take men with me… find these three gringos, open their stomachs… grab their intestines and squeeze the sheet out of them!”
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 30, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More Random News from the Pen
Armando Benitez plans to throw an extended spring training game Saturday in Dunedin, Fla. Benitez, with 289 saves in 18 seasons, signed a minor league contract with Toronto on March 11 and strained a leg muscle in a minor league game April 12. ...
"You're all worthless and weak, now drop and give me twenty!"
by Lidocaine on Apr 30, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on! Do you expect him to be able to walk!
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 30, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what do you mean?
He produces walks just fine. Always has.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
strained a leg suck muscle
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by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Mando will extend the game, all right.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fact
Armando: 289 Saves
Zito: 0 Saves
"You're all worthless and weak, now drop and give me twenty!"
by Lidocaine on Apr 30, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just kinndin....
"You're all worthless and weak, now drop and give me twenty!"
by Lidocaine on Apr 30, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SIGN MANDO TO A CONTRACT INFINITY TIMES THAT OF ZITOS!
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fact
Armando: Sucks
Zito: Blows
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Apr 30, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is Gary Darling on the payroll of the Rockies?
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
by Chulk on Apr 30, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he call him safe when he looked out? I don't have radio today.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 30, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very clearly out.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 30, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes and gets free dental!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the payroll of the Rockies...
and on the hit list of the Giants.
by Snof on Apr 30, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else sick of this McDonald’s commercial with the loser kid coming home in the morning?
by Natto on Apr 30, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If I didn't have my Son, I'dve wanted Steve Holm.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Apr 30, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For that picture alone
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 30, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Help me out here?
Who is this young lad?
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Apr 30, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK...
So, who is Steve Holt? Help me out—I’m old and out of touch!
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Apr 30, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
which, ironically, has a character named Tobias.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's...my son.
“No! That’s impossible!”
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy you sure blew that one…
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to find one of him in Lindsay’s red dress.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she didn’t look that good in person last night.. 4 rows away from her
my buddy yelled “amy g you know nothing about baseball”
by fwoty oz on Apr 30, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
amy g
i just got an email from a high school friend telling me that amy g is actually someone i went to high school with. i just saw her (down here in SD watching on the MLB package) on the comcast broadcast. not only is it her, but i am permanently disturbed by the fact that i know a female field reporter. shame shame shame.
by mlb22 on Apr 30, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was she annoying then as well?
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it even possible...
... for a female sideline/field reporter NOT to be annoying?
by mlb22 on Apr 30, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not even touching it...
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Left myself open to it.
That’s what she said!
(Can I reply to myself with that response since I know someone else will?)
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet, Can I get her #?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez...
<.<
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well at least he did not bust a hand up on a failed bunt.
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by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Calling a Lewis Double
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Apr 30, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Calling a walk.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not quite 3 AM yet...
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or good enough rap or enough booze. Work on it. If needed, find a new wingman
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA YOU BOTH LOSE!!
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 30, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was closer
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Apr 30, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there is no winner in this..
Unless you wear blue or purple.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
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by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I told you!
He doesn’t look like a ballplayer!
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the question should be: “does he play like one?”
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the answer is
No, he doesn’t.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Apr 30, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great now I have vision of Velez in a Lime Green 70’s era pimp suit. Thanks much.
Oh wrong Player?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, then how about we get us a few more undermatched players?
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Apr 30, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Halepeno Dip
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Must be nothing interesting going on in the crowd today then, either…
by SheboyganBratwurst on Apr 30, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
XD
The dogs changing. That was frickin hilarious.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez is at 45 pitches through three innings, which is great by this team’s standards. Just once, though, I’d like to see the opposing pitcher have to throw more than the Giants’ one does.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, I don’t want to turn blue. Then I’d have to call a timeout and then a balk on someone.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants starters went to the Kirk Rueter school of corner nibbling.
by SheboyganBratwurst on Apr 30, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, my cousin went there
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 30, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least it wasn't the "Benitez school of balking"
12-16...could have been worse.
by rhys on Apr 30, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, have you been paying attention?
Cook was well ahead of Timmy in pitchcount last night
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By ahead, I mean higher
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez has one of the worst pickoff moves I’ve seen.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bowker
Making sure Velez doesn’t touch the ball.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Apr 30, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Trade Question:
What would SF have to trade to get Casey Kotchman from the Angels? zShould SF attempt to trade for Kotchman?
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They had a window in ST to take a run at Kotchman, but not now.
by Buck Henry on Apr 30, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How 'bout ray and aurillia?
12-16...could have been worse.
by rhys on Apr 30, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or mates that cause the runs?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
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by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slogan
Suck at the plate in ‘08
by SheboyganBratwurst on Apr 30, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
got a certain rhythm and truth to it
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like ” Beware of that crap.”
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop letting me know about game 4
The Sharks have just as much heart as Zito these days.
Running down the wing
Hear United sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Apr 30, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's retiring tomorrow and giving all the money back
Running down the wing
Hear United sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Apr 30, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How’s it hanging, everyone? I see it’s a day game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yup = major work distraction
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's hangin good..
Boy it’s hangin good.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants offense
The anti venom for respectable baseball ?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor Bowker
Hitting right at people, no matter what he does.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
at least he took a couple of pitches this time
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone have a good ref for BABIP?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sing with me...
He’s in a big slump, John B.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Apr 30, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he's more or less home already though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not if Fresno is his home.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Apr 30, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow..
Nice play Helton.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boy, No Team plays one run ball game better than the Giants
"You're all worthless and weak, now drop and give me twenty!"
by Lidocaine on Apr 30, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ironically, I am fairly comfortable in this situation
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, Bowker’s all the way down to .200. Remember when he was hitting like .750?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yea..
But that was like his second day in the bigs.
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by WalrusMan on Apr 30, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know. It felt like he was over .500 for awhile though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as the song goes ….”He’s in a big slump, John B.”
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't walk Willy Taveras :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TOdd helton bunt single? wtf?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Other teams
better at most things than the Giants.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
poop.
I never should have turned the game on.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh just relax, this is operation normal.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, don't say operation
I’m having one tomorrow….
Only 945 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know what you gotta do. It’s for the good of the team
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh look a rally. Too bad its the wrong uni again.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
not to be an apple fanboy, but
this site runs 100000x smoother in safari
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it really does. I was having a ton of problems with Firefox, then I switched to Safari and it’s running great.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here
must be mac nerds running the site
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Runs fine for me
ON IE (duck)...
Hey, I’m at work! It does run fine tho
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I use firefox and it makes my MLB.TV hiccup whenever new comments get posted =/
by fwoty oz on Apr 30, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I notice that Safari doesn’t have the auto-refresh feature for the site, so that might be part of it.
by Natto on Apr 30, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet, now colorado can initiate the "get balked in to score" maneuver...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can
the 3rd base umpire call a balk?
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I beleive so.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can i havea double play grounder to go please?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Jonathan.
Get two more outs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes. PLZ
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 30, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewis w/ Rowand impression!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
did he overthrow a cutoff man?
Adopted papa of a bouncing new waiver wire 27 year old. Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Apr 30, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh damn, thats okay Dirty
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by gianator on Apr 30, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that’s just asking way too much.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His throw to the plate was a mile wide and bounced like 20 times
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the stupid missed cutoff hurts again...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like seriously, that's little league shit.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cut off? who needs a Cut off?
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by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He don't think so...
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I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Fred and Co.
but it’s been a month now… time to learn that. Period. And the run-by on the gapper didn’t help.
by natteringnabob on Apr 30, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like a year. At this point I don’t think he is goning to fix that.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
goddammit. this is all my fault :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Go away.
except don’t.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is probably punishment
for listening to baseball instead of studying.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to blame Gary Darling anyway.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 30, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need Natto to open a new thread, stat.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On the plus side
maybe get zito in long releif ;)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Plus side?
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 30, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he take over mop-up duties from Henny?
by SheboyganBratwurst on Apr 30, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love how it's 2-1 and we are taking about mop-up.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The umpires are all going to have to die.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 30, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man do we ever get a call?
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by gianator on Apr 30, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Neither
Cain, nor Lincecum, nor Sanchez have been at their best in this series.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that veteran savvy I smell?
by SheboyganBratwurst on Apr 30, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If so run away!
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rockies brought the coors air along
by bondslegend on Apr 30, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really, no one is hitting the ball for shit.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH no, Sanchez has turned into Kip Wells.
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by gianator on Apr 30, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m kind of concerned by what Jon is calling a loss of stuff here. D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah.
-2-4 miles an hour
Adopted papa of a bouncing new waiver wire 27 year old. Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Apr 30, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the walks that Sanchez didn't throw last outing have appeared in this one
Only 945 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He still gets in big trouble when he has to throw from the stretch.
by SheboyganBratwurst on Apr 30, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
28 pitches this inning
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this is freaking me out. I’m not usually particularly superstitious but he totally lost it the second I showed up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I do think it is funny how our perception has changed
That giving up 2 runs in an inning seems like a disaster…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, the bases are still loaded.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 30, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like he is getting near 90 pitches already.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the loss of stuff and control is kind of scary.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whewwwww
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Pessimist Outlook: Gamers rhymes with losers
My Outlook: Augusta Greenjackets FTW!!
by gianator on Apr 30, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brutal inning. By jponry, I mean. ::P
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hey, the second I turned off audio, he got the last out!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she knows what she’s gotta do. For the team. For us.
by wilriv21 on Apr 30, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are the odds of Zito’s maiden ‘Pen appearance is today?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
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by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think
they have any intention of throwing him out there until Friday at the earliest, based on their comments earlier this week.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh virgin pen appearance in philly
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am sure they will welcome him warmly.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Read that as Phally…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 30, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In that case I’ll keep paying attention.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn’t Bochy say he wouldn’t be available until Friday?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 30, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dead wait at this point IMO. Might rather watch Aurilia.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
weight, also.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
worseless
Only 945 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW, Bowker in a miserable slump
What does Ort have to do to get a start? Jeez…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Richie's not getting all the starts at 1st
Only 945 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Apr 30, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not get caught with whomever’s daughter he was caught with.
joke.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Apr 30, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably not... stud.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 30, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL Jon Miller
Proposing they move the Tampa Rays to Paris.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Apr 30, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My grandmother would crack up at the nickname.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 30, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barry Zito #8 on Yahoo top ten searches of the day.
:*(
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Pessimist Outlook: Gamers rhymes with losers
My Outlook: Augusta Greenjackets FTW!!
by gianator on Apr 30, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finish this thing Wilson!
Show Nathan how it’s done out here!
"You're all worthless and weak, now drop and give me twenty!"
by Lidocaine on Apr 30, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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