What's the 2008 SF Giants Theme Song?

so why don't you kill me?

How about American Pie?

Because it's a one-hit wonder. Get it?

You'd get it if it were funny.

Wilco - Hate it Here

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

WE'VE GOT THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE AND
THERE AIN'T NO WAY WE'LL LOSE IT
THIS IS OUR LIFE, THIS IS OUR SONG
WE'LL FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE JUST
DON'T PICK OUR DESTINY 'CAUSE
YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

OH YOU'RE SO CONDESCENDING
YOUR GALL IS NEVER ENDING
WE DON'T WANT NOTHIN', NOT A THING FROM YOU
YOUR LIFE IS TRITE AND JADED
BORING AND CONFISCATED
IF THAT'S YOUR BEST, YOUR BEST WON'T DO

OH.....................
OH.....................
WE'RE RIGHT/YEAH
WE'RE FREE/YEAH
WE'LL FIGHT/YEAH
YOU'LL SEE/YEAH

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

Oh yes we is going to take it. All season long.

by Weird Al

For Cain and Lincecum.

"I hate myself and want to die" -- Nirvana

I wish I had thought of that earlier....

Sounds of Silence

Diamonds and Rust

Let You Down

"Trust me,
I’ll be there when you need me,
You’ll be safe here,
When you finally trust me,
Finally believe in me,

I will let you down,
I’ll let you down,
When you finally trust me,
Finally believe in me,
I will let you down.

Chorus:
It's an old team after all
It's an old team after all
It's an old team after all
It's an old, old, team

It's a team of veterans
A team of cheers
It's a team that's gruesome
A team of jeers
There's so much that they did
But can't do any more
It's an old team after all

[Chorus]

There is just one cove
That can hold the blasts
From the bats of Bonds
Of many years past
Though the young guys give hope
That Armando's a dope
It's an old team after all

[Chorus]

Pennsylvania by the Bloodhound Gang

We are "cop rock" we are Screech
We are Z. Cavaricci
We are laser removed
Tasmanian Devil tattoos

We are third string we are puck
We are special people's club
We are the half shirts with
Irreverent spring break top ten lists

We are munsoned we are squat
We are flashing twelve o'clock
We are spread out butt cheeks
Pulled apart so just the air leaks

We are "ishtar" we are Tab
We are no right turn on red
We are the moustaches
The Beatles grew when they dropped acid

You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a Subaru that was
Registered in Pennsylvania

We are Zima we are barf
We are cinderblock yard art
We are Baldwin brothers
Not the good one but the others

We are Amway we are Shemp
We are Sir David of Brent
We are the queef after
A porn star breaks the gang bang record

You are the heart dotting "i"
In the word "apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a subaru that was
Registered in Pennsylvania

I hurt myself today ... to see if I still feel ...

I cheated myself
Like I knew I would
I told ya, I was trouble
You know that I'm no good

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Because that song told me it was hella good, but really it sucked.

Each time Bochy makes one of his Bochy mistakes - Bighead Strikes Again.

When Cain goes 7 IP, 6 K's, 2 BB's, 1 run and gets the L - Stop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One Before.

When we actually win a game - What Difference Does It Make?

Molina as the Cleanup hitter - That Joke isn't Funny Anymore.

The Giants FO - Panic (hang he GM, hang he GM, hang he GM -- hang he GM!)

If you want to go to the Rainbows end
You'll have to say Goodbye
Will our dreams come true out up ahead
Well it's out where your memories lie

Today gray skies
Tomorrows tears
You'll have to wait 'til yesterday is here

Tom Waits

"F*** Tha Police" by NWA.