Happy Timmy Day everyone!
by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2008 3:44 AM PDT
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Timmy Day is this wonderful holiday that happens every five days, sometimes six. On Timmy Day all is right with the world.
Timmy Day is the day that Tim Lincecum pitches. If every day were Timmy Day there would be world peace.
Remember to wish everyone a happy Timmy Day.
Ok, time to sing the song!
Happy Timmy Day to you
Happy Timmy Day to you
Tim Lincecum is totally awesome
Happy Timmy Day to you!
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Happy Timmy Day!
I’ll have my three beers to that.
(Explanation: I can only have three tasty beverages here. And it’s 102 degrees with widespread dust.)
“Here’s to Timmy Franchise notching his 5th win, giving him an outside chance to win 20 on a team that might not win 60.” That’s what I’ll say. Oh, and “three cheers for three beers.” I’m gonna go find someone to drink with.
Bengie Molina: stretching doubles into singles since 1998.
Iraq?
Enjoy your three beers, my friend! And remember: inside every Shiite and Sunni there’s a Giants fan just waiting to get out.
nope. "forward deployed location in southwest asia"
they don’t let us drink at all in iraq. bahrain, qatar, kuwait, and i think uae we can, but, in other news, i am working on converting a dodgers fan to the light side. it was going well when the giants were ahead in the standings.
i had no idea what time it was in the states, i thought the game was about to start. forgot to do the math :(
Bengie Molina: stretching doubles into singles since 1998.
well, enjoy your drinking privileges
in whichever Forward Location you’re deployed in. I’ll limit myself to three beers tonight in your honor.
When I was in Dhahran , Saudi Arabia...
...I had both my first NA beer and seddiki , the local hooch.
That stuff should replace this idiot E-85 crap they expect us to feed our combustion kitties.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Tim Day Observed
I like Tim Day. It’s the best day of the week. When Tim Alderson arrives in SF, we can have TWO Tim Days a week. There will be libations, baked goods, and strikeouts for all.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2008 7:29 AM PDT reply actions
I wore my lucky Tim shirt to my exam today! \o/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I'm sitting in the cheap/strikeout promotion seats tonight. Woohoo!
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
Hey!
I love Timmy as much as anyone on this site but let’s not neglect our other Boy Wonder, Mr. Matt Cain, who battled through a small strike zone and command issues last night to get his first victory of the season. If he can get results like that on an “off” night, imagine the joy he’ll be bringing us later this season when he really gets it in gear?
Enjoy Timmy Day, everyone, and look forward to Cainerday this weekend.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
**ahem**
that’s a post for Sunday.
Today is Timmy Day!!!! JOY TO THE WORLD!
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
by The Enchanter on Apr 29, 2008 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Personally I think there’s a market for Dirty Sanchez Saturdays.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Definitely
Though I think we should give Jonathan Sanchez a day too.
If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?
Does it come
with a moist wipe?
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by GreenLightJerky on Apr 29, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Towelettes available upon request.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Cue Killer Pussy's "Moist Towelette"
All schools should be closed in celebration of a certain bullpen demotion/management coming to its senses.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Apr 29, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Why does Timmy Day have to land on Grand Theft Auto IV launch day? I need to speak to someone about this.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Apr 29, 2008 9:45 AM PDT reply actions
Bet you anything Tim was in line at Best Buy as soon as the game ended last night.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I bet they asked to see his ID to make sure he was 17 as well.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Apr 29, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Tim: F*&@!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
GTA IV
I’ve never been very enthused by open world gaming, but the early buzz on GTA IV kind of makes me want to actually play a genre that has never given me anything I’ve truly enjoyed playing before. Which, as far as my gaming and I are concerned, is a huge deal.
Still don’t know if I’ll buy it, but it really looks like a massive, epic, complete and total masterpiece of gaming.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 29, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
it looks amazing
I really want to get it and I never liked the other ones beyond just driving around and listening to cheesy 80s music on the radio.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
GO T-CUM GO!!
Yes, there is a small, yet perverse part of me that wishes that that nickname had stuck.
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 29, 2008 10:33 AM PDT reply actions
T-Cum and Big Vagina, dead nicknames that go together.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Timmy Day!
Making the pilgramage to give respect to the great one.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Apr 29, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions
On Timmy Day
all dropped toast mysteriously lands butter-side up, and all romantic advances are met with favor.
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
Also
All dropped toast is met with flavor, and all romantic advances land herbutt-side up.
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Hisbutt-side up also a valid means for romantic advances to end. It just didn’t phonically complete the above punchline, otherwise I would have made a point to include it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 29, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonite is singles nite, innit?
This bodes well.
Anyone ever done the singles nite thing? Seems like a worthwhile promotion. I imagine a section with two or three women and a cadre of drunk San Francisco males…many of whom are confused about who to be hitting on.
by positiveuphemism on Apr 29, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw that picture a few months ago...
and the caption said that was Noah. It doesn’t really look like him to me though. Looks more like Sweeney, but wtf I can’t get my head around the idea of Tim Lincecum and Mark Sweeney going fishing together.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
You're young, you're weird, girls like that
Tim is sort of an odd fellow…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim’s oddness only makes me like him more!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
+1
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 29, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The most impressive thing about Timmy is...
How about that 2.22 GO/AO ratio? The K rates are very impressive and flashy, but he’s keeping the ball on the ground a lot. Can he keep it up?
Delaying the disappointment: I adopt Hector Sanchez because he's only 17.
did you mean hell muthafuckin yes?
i suspect you did.
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
Five days
There are five days of the week that start with the letter “T.” Today, tomorrow, Tuesday, Thursday … and Timsday. Both last Thursday and today were Triple T days. Today, Tuesday, Timsday.
Even though the Sharks almost eliminated themselves and Tim suffered his first loss of the season, Triple T days are the best!
i wouldn't say that it's timmy's loss.
i’m not saying that something should happen to gary darling. but i’m not saying that it shouldn’t either.
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
by The Enchanter on Apr 30, 2008 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions
A recordbreakingly moderate position, Enchanter
You straddled three fences simultaneously.
;-)
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