Zito DEMOTED to bullpen! That is really truly shocking.
Also, I cannot believe I am the first one to post it. Also, I can't beleive these stupid things hav to be 75 chars. If I wrote it in UNICODE could I do it in 25?
Alright all y'all Bochy haters! What NOW? HUH!?! WHO'S THE MAN (with the large head).