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Open Gameday Thread 4/24, III

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Bases loaded, and Scott Hairston is up. This bodes well.

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wtf we got him out?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

~also first~

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2008 9:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

first

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

firs

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Apr 24, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

So Aurillia with jam = homer?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 24, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

F U Hairston

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 24, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Hairspwnt

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2008 9:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

This ump sucks for both sides.

by Grant on Apr 24, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

the whole crew is garbage

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2008 9:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

+1

random call generator

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2008 9:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Oh jesus

8 million simultaneous firsts.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

i’m nervous. i don’t like a-gon

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Apr 24, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

he looks PO'd in his yahoo picture

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2008 9:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

he has 3 ks. not a good sign

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Apr 24, 2008 9:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I can’t trust a man who keeps his eyebrows nicer than I keep mine. And I’m obsessive about my eyebrow maintenance.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I know. _ He just…I don’t get it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Ray!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 24, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

wow!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

yes

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 24, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Taschner! Whoop!

by Grant on Apr 24, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

DETAIL DETAILS PLEASE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

oh it seemed more exciting from the comments.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Bases loaded, and tascher’s having a little trouble keeping the slider in front of Holm, but somehow induces a popup from Hairston and weak ass grounder from AGon

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2008 9:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

that was some good WXRL right there

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Apr 24, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Hey

And egg-corn that actually makes sens is “nerve-wrecking.”

The more you know.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2008 9:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

4-3 go

side retired

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

whoops!

this was for jp o

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

good thing that was right at Durham

if he had to move a foot in either direction he would have tripped over himself and pulled a muscle.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Sweet fucking Jesus, they got out of it.

Running down the wing
Hear United sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Taschner

He threw two not-suck-balls. Awesome!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

This is why you don’t give up on relievers after one bad year.

They’re liable to come back the next year and be quite good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Especially since Taschner was actually really good last year in terms of BAA. Or he was through most of the season, at least – don’t recall how he ended.

by jcb9 on Apr 24, 2008 9:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

exactly

maybe its the tasch of 2005

by slojoe on Apr 24, 2008 9:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I cannot handle this everynight guys.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

haw haw

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

we have a good and merciful God.

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Hooray for postponing the inevitable!

Only 950 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Okay, I’m going to bed for real now. It’s been fun. I love you guys.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 24, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Only for sex, though.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

slut

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 24, 2008 9:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Sweet dreams and hopefully the Giants deliver a victory while you’re sleeping.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 24, 2008 9:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

is timmy still in line for the W?

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Apr 24, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

of course

"...and Bocock is in the whole"

by sleeknerve on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Y

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

damn straight

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Taschner’s facial hair > Wilson’s facial hair

by jcb9 on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

anyone's facial hair > Wilson's

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2008 9:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

You’re right. Even Googling “awful facial hair” doesn’t come up with anything even close to as bad.

by jcb9 on Apr 24, 2008 9:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

My Google came up with “Eric Byrnes”

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 24, 2008 9:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

boom!

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2008 9:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

That's me.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2008 9:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

stud

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2008 9:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

That pic's actually 2 years old

My hair’s shorter now and the beard is off and on, but it hasn’t gotten any less patchy.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2008 9:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Nobody cares!

-Quest Dibbley

by Ed Jew on Apr 24, 2008 11:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Jack Taschner

then Joe Thatcher.

hmmm.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 24, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

RALLY HUG

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 24, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Get a room, perverts.

DFA all Giants over 34 years old.

by Mayor of 311 on Apr 24, 2008 9:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

They have a room

They just don’t have any walls or stuff.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2008 9:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I swear, you repeatedly peep on 5 people and you’re labeled a pervert forever.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 24, 2008 9:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

J.D.:—I’m gonna be straight with you: I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night, when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: Oh, I was outside, in the bushes.

The Janitor takes a second to process this answer.

Janitor: Uhhh….

J.D.: Look, it was just a coincidence, man—I mean, i-i-if you had looked out the window, you’d have seen my penis, you know!

Janitor: What Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 24, 2008 9:34 PM PDT