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Bullet in the brain pan, squish.

The Lunatic Fringe: Let's talk about the Giants.
                  
Sabean: I assume you've scanned the roster...

The Fringe: Kent was your greatest success.  A prodigy.  A phenomenon.  Until the Astros walked in here and took him from you.

Sabean: It's not quite so simple.

The Fringe: I'm well aware of that.

Sabean: There was no way that I could...

The Fringe: No, no. Of course.  The boy spent his entire time here under Bonds, developing the contacts and hitting reputation to leave this place.

Sabean: Gave up a brilliant future hitting in front of Bonds as well.  It's madness.

The Fringe: Madness?  Have you looked at his picture carefully, Sabean?  At his face?  It's hubris, in point of fact.  Something a good deal more dangerous.

Sabean: Why are you here?

The Fringe: Because the situation is even less simple than you think.  Do you know what your sin is, Sabean?
           
Sabean: I wonder if you'd...

The Fringe
: It's pride.  Pride, and the inability to develop a solid positional player in 10 years.  Oh, and Barry Zito.  So, your sins are pride, the inability to develop a solid positional player in 10 years, and Barry Zito.

[replays recording of Sabean]: Key members of management personally pushed for Zito.  I was told that management's support...

The Fringe: "Key members of management."  Key.  The minds behind every marketing, personnel, and roster decision in the organization, and you put them...in a room...with Zito.

Sabean: If there was some kind of information about his decline...he never spoke of it.  I don't know what it is.

The Fringe: Nor do I.  And judging by his deteriorating mental state, I'd say we're both better off.  Secrets are not my concern.  Fixing them is.

Sabean: Whatever injury or mechanics he might have accidentally messed up his velocity with, it's probable he doesn't even know what they are.  That they're buried beneath layers of psychosis.
         
The Fringe: You know, in certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords.

Sabean: Well, unfortunately, I forgot to bring a sword.  [as the Fringe pulls out their sword] I would put that down right now if I were you.

The Fringe: Would you be killed in your sleep like an ailing pet?

[Grunting]
[Yelling]
[Screaming]

The Fringe: Young miss...Young miss, I'll need all the logs on sabermetrics.  We'll have to reach out to the fans and help them to come back to us.  No matter how far out Sabean has...

[gasping]

The Fringe: This is a good death.

[gasping]

The Fringe
: There's no shame in this...in a GMs death, a GM who has done...fine works.  We're making a better roster.  All of them...better rosters.

This FanPost is reader-generated, and it does not necessarily reflect the views of McCovey Chronicles. If the author uses filler to achieve the minimum word requirement, a moderator may edit the FanPost for his or her own amusement.

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A particularily long sword ,

capable of the impalement of many.

Git ‘er implemented.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on Apr 23, 2008 6:18 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A cry for help?

You are obviosly mentally-disturbed and need to check yourself into the nearest mental-health clinic IMMEDIATELY.

by lettinitfly on Apr 23, 2008 8:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Surrendered myself to the spell-check police…”obviously”

by lettinitfly on Apr 23, 2008 8:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that's not nearly as galling

as the unnecessary hyphen after an -ly-ending adjective.

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 23, 2008 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool

took me about half way to recognize the scene, but nicely done.

by bendito on Apr 23, 2008 8:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What is it from?

http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Apr 23, 2008 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Google says "Serenity"

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Apr 23, 2008 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He does have a serenity tag

ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524

by rfloh on Apr 23, 2008 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do we really need a serenity tag?

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Apr 23, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Firefly and Serenity did kick a lot of butt…

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Though

I hate to say I’m glad that it was cancelled, but Tim Minear happened to reveal a future plot point (that revealed what Inara’s “emergency box” from the pilot really did), and I’m frankly very happy they never got to that plot development. As it was a monumentally shitty one, IMHO.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 23, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was it?

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Apr 23, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hm. And by hm I mean I had no idea about this reveal.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 23, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.whedon.info/article.php3?id_article=12674

I guess he didn’t make it explicit that this was the actual purpose of the syringe itself… but that’s a small point as the plot is concerned. The prospect of that particular storyline makes me so mad I’m actually glad I never had to watch it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 23, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Apr 23, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I worked at Starbucks . . .

a fellow barista and I reenacted this scene using a bread knife as a prop.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Apr 23, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fail my Whedonism test

Didn’t even recognize it, and I’m a fan…

2008: My previous assessment may have been overly optimistic.

by EliminateMe on Apr 23, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SERENITY NOW!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Apr 24, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only reason I know this ref is because of Jan’s insane candles in a recent episode of The Office. Someone on a TV message board I read compared the candles (named Serenity by Jan) to SERENITY NOW from Seinfeld. Twas a good comparison, from what I understand.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 25, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew what it was the second I read the subject!

So… HA!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 23, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or wait...

Is that a good thing?

I swear I’m not even a crazy fanboy. I’m just really good at remembering quotes.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 23, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair...

How many times has a writer used “brain pan?”

by kaliber on Apr 23, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Three times!

I’m assuming this is like final jeopardy, and if I’m right I get to keep all the money?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Apr 23, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congratulations,

you get eleventiy billion dollars.

Or $Texas.

by kaliber on Apr 24, 2008 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The title made me think of that Ricky Martin song. Uh… yeah…

SAVE_US.RAY
Get yer Nattowear

by Natto on Apr 23, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Apr 23, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Serenity is fantanstic

And so was that. Good show, jolly good show.

I've got your back, Special Agent Jack Taschner.

by Larson2042 on Apr 23, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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