"In an attempt to bolster the Giants' offense, Bochy said he'll likely start second baseman Ray Durham on Tuesday."

Classic.

Also, I just watched There Will Be Blood and thought to myself, what would life be like if Magowan resemebled Daniel Plainview in any way, shape, or form. And would a conversation between Magowan and Sabean go like this:

Magowan: Are you an angry man, Brian?
Sabean: About what?
Magowan: Are you envious? Do you get envious?
Sabean: I don't think so. No.
Magowan: I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.
Sabean: That part of me is gone... working and not succeeding- all my failures has left me... I just don't... care.
Magowan: Well, you're fired.