KNBR? More like KWTF!
I recently changed jobs, and now commute from the Concord area down to San Jose. With my hybrid, I get to use the commuter lane, which helps, but it still takes between an hour to an hour and a half to get home.
Last night, I was driving to my in-laws in the great SF. I left at 6, and arrived around 7. When I got into the car, I was giddy as can be that I should get to listen to an hour at least of pre-game Giants baseball. Share my misery, revel in the glory that is Cain, whatever. I don't follow basketball, so as proud as I can be of the Warriors, I don't really care. I get to look forward to an hour of Giants pregame, where we're only talking baseball! Yay!
No joke, in that one hour, I listened to approximately 10-15 minutes of sports talk. The rest was taken up by commercials. When Jon Miller talked to Bruce Bochy, they talked for MAYBE five minutes, followed by five minutes of commercial, then they came back and talked - again, no fucking joke - for less than ONE MINUTE!!! What the hell??? I have an hour commute last night, and I got 10-15 minutes of actual broadcast? Whose sick joke is this? KNBR, listen up and listen good: You tell Tap Plastic they can wrap themselves in plastic. Tell the guy who talks about not getting his penis up that he can go fornicate with himself. Tell Mr. T he can only pimp 30 crap-tastic products in one hour, instead of the usual 60. Tell McDonalds their burgers suck, and Krukow isn't going to even pretend their crappy breakfasts are "tasty." Tell them you're going to have some actual substance to your pregame show, instead of nothing but commercials! It's a travesty that I can't listen to more pregame show during Rush Hour than that! It really pissed me off. As you can probably tell.
Anyway, I'm sure I didn't need to start a diary for this, but I did anyway. I wanted to get that off my chest, and I figured about the only place I could get some commiseration was here.
Bonus fun: When I was leaving the in-laws and going back home, the score was 0-0 in the 6th inning. Cain loaded the bases right after I turned on the game. I quickly turned it off, and knew I jinxed the whole f**king thing. Tasch got them out of the jam, but I knew we were losing after that. THEN, after watching a little tv with the wife that night, I turned on the game as she went to bed. I f**king kid you not, five minutes later, the game was over. If this isn't an omen I shouldn't be watching baseball this year, I don't know what is.
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KBBQ?
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by groug on Apr 2, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KAYBEETOYS?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Apr 2, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Accurate
That's sports broadcasting in a nutshell. Add a dose of uninformed call-in clowns, and you've got all the reasons why I don't bother listening to sports radio.
by wedge on Apr 2, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KNBR has been 75% commercials for at least a few years now.
...and 25% Ralph asking 8 questions in 1 and then answering them himself.
by WTF on Apr 2, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ralph kills me. I can't handle listening to him answer his own questions, and talking over the top of each guest on the show. Why have the guest on in the first place if you're not going to let them talk, Ralph? Just have a show, call it Ralph Tells You What He Thinks, and don't have guests. Just ask yourself questions, then answer them immediately.
Prior to now, I've not really listened to a lot of KNBR other than Giants games. I've not been in the car all that long. So now, I thought I'd get an unhealthy dose of sports talk radio. It's okay, but each and every show spends WAAAAAY too much time with OT rants that I'm not interested in. Murph and Mac love having "lovely ladies" on their show, but guess what, guys! WE CAN'T SEE THEM!!! Ralph and Tom banter so much, they barely talk sports. And Damon Bruce... Good gravy, man! I listened to him tell his listeners about how he was the only person who knew the Giants were going to be bad this year. Really, Damon? You were it? Because the people I've talked to have held it as a near certainty this team was going to S-U-C-K suck suck suck!
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Apr 2, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are a lucky man.
Jon Miller used to "interview" Felipe Alou before every game -- It was so boring and unlistenable that you would have fallen asleep at the wheel and ran off the road.
by Lidocaine on Apr 2, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I've been getting pretty tired of the 15 minute commercial break for a while now. You think I'd be exaggerating by saying the breaks are 15 minutes long. But I'm not. They really are that long.
He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
by howtheyscored on Apr 2, 2008 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Random Thoughts on KNBR
Radnich. He just reminds me of the guy in the restaraunt who complains loud just so people will recognize him.
The back end of the afternoon is cool. If its only Tolbert that is. The guy who talks through his nose makes me want to kick out my windshield. The only worthwhile thing he does is get under Sabean's skin. I would truly love it if they killed each other.
Giant Pregame show format this year if I replace Bochy
Miller: So Skipper that was a tough loss last night.
Me: We sucked
Miller: Well, what about tonight, you've got Timmah going for you?
Me: We suck
Miller: Well Tomorrow Omar comes off the DL
Me: We will suck even worse.
And thats your Giants pre-game AND post-game show all wrapped into one.
The interviews are so fast you won't have to listen to all those commercials for cock mortar in tablet form.
by E Ticket on Apr 2, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boch has to put his best foot forward and at least pretend like he believes in these guys, no matter how much they suck. You can't tell the fans, "This is the worst product you'll ever see, and you a sucka if you come to the park and buy an $8 Bud Light, and watch this team suck through nine inning of so-called "play."
But how refreshing would it be to just once hear him say that? "Man, the Dodgers out-class us at every position. Seriously, if we win tonight, it's only because we luck into a few runs at the right time. I expect at least three double-play balls by Aurilia and Durham - EACH - and general malaise and crappiness from the rest of the team. Seriously, don't expect miracles. And by the way, if you actually buy an $8 Bud Light, I'll personally reimburse you $4 of the cost. I mean seriously, that's a ridiculous sum for American Piss Beer.
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Apr 2, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
been done
Just find the Earl Weaver sound bite on the KNBR page.
by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omens
My mom sent me a new Giants t-shirt for the season; I didn't get it until after game one. I wore it during game 2. Right after the giants took the lead in the 7th, I took a shower (with the shirt off, duh); The dodgers came back to tie. I put the shirt back on. I take the shirt off after the Giants fail to score in the top of the 9th. Just saying.
I regret typing this all out, but now that I have I might as well post. Here goes.
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 2, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least she didn't send you the official Larry Baer Thong Underpants
by E Ticket on Apr 2, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lyricalkiller....
Wear the Goddamn shirt!
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 2, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, shoot, I will...
...except during showers and, you know, business time. How much damage can the bullpen do in those few ... minutes?
Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz
by lyricalkiller on Apr 2, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You take your shirt off when you're doing your business in the bathroom?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about
business time in the bathroom? The kind of business your mom doesn't send you a shirt for.
I sure wish that Ort Cloud would form a solid sphere to enter into this team's orbit.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Apr 2, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KNU-diggit
2008 Giants: A steaming pile of scrap!
by Goofus on Apr 2, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No.
No I can't.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
by WalrusMan on Apr 2, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew that you couldn't
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Apr 3, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kappa Nu Beta Rho
One morning those fools spent 10 minutes on one of the guy's getting a vasectomy, shaving his balls beforehand, etc. Between that and their golf chat and UCLA loving... do not want. It's like listening to a bunch of drunk college kids the morning after a party.
Rod Brooks is a class act. Gary is cool because he absolutely doesn't care what happens; his show is fun once in a while but there's almost nothing about sports unless Tony Bruno talks about it. Watch him on KRON throwing people under the bus, like he's getting paid to rip the company listed on the paycheck. Awesome.
Ralph and Tom are OK and they seem to get the most substantive guests on there, including Brain and Nolan. It's nice to hear Ralph suck up to them after ripping them the rest of the week.
by natteringnabob on Apr 4, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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