Open Gameday Thread II
The local baseball squadron is doing a tip-top job at preventing the accrual of penalty points.
Making up your own rules to baseball is a fun and safe way to watch the Giants. Calvinball can use a few gamers.
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I'm here!
You guys can start the new thread now!
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Durham would have dove straight over that one.
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Houston still scoreless too.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 1, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
dammit grant
you jinxed Kainer with your infernal new gameday thread
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
Gotta figger this is Cain's last innning. Now would be a perfect time to drill Kent in the throat, and then trample him while he struggles for breath writhing around on the ground
by E Ticket on Apr 1, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
so i personally wouldn't let cain pitch this inning
but i'm overly cautious. First game, 93 pitches in 5 innings, etc. But then I didn't manage the 2003 National West's third place team.
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of course i meant 2004.
idiot. gah.
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by lyricalkiller on Apr 1, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
New rules
Hitting Kent in the back with a fastball = 10 pts for the Giants!
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
OMG RUNS
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Cain's suffering should be reduced
At least the pen doesn't have leads to blow this year!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Why the fuck do you let somebody go 100 plus pitches in first start of season. Bochy is such a fuckwad twit.
by E Ticket on Apr 1, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
HA BITCH SIT DOWN
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CUZZY!!!!!!!! YOU DA MAN
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
I like how Howie rolls.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I'd unleash my profane fury on each and every one of these motherless bastard Dodgers too especially since everyone was an asshole to me today, but I'm being nice. Sort of.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
My all encompassing philosophy about assholes:
Fuck them.
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I concur.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I gave into my hate
You wouldn't believe the power of the Dark Side.
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
tell us how you really feel, Howie
no, seriously :D
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
UR MOM?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Banana who?
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
A delicious pudding.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It's from an episode of Psych, aka the greatest show that has ever existed.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF?
IS THE UMP FRIGGING BLIND?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
New Rule:
Giants get a run whenever you make the opposing pitcher makes either the opposing pitcher or opposing second basedouche look like a pansy. Also the home team is penalized for any beach balls entering the field of play.
Woohoo! Giants: 3 Dodgers: -1
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
"that's fuckin' horseshit"
heard clearly over NBC 11
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
Whoa that's some F bombs...
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk
"This is the game here."
No confidence in the Giants offense.
Only 971 games until the end of Zito's contract.
OMG
The third base coach got tossed. That's going to have a significant impact on the game. I mean... somebody might NOT run home from third now...
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I think that's the rule.
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Eddie Montague: my fucking hero
Seriously, that guy owns.
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
hahahah fucking bowa
umpire laughing his ass off at him. total fucking fool
by E Ticket on Apr 1, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
I'm laughing at the batshit crazy old man crapping his Depends.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be great - 2 batting coach pitches to Rowand, we get to keep whatever goes out.
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 1, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Great
So it's still scoreless.
And there's another strikeout against us.
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe they've let Cain throw 110 in his first start.
This is fucking stupid.
http://www.baycityball.com
They want to demonstrate his gamerness by burning out his arm
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 1, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw strikes
[Giants pitcher].
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Is there really a reason for letting cain go 116+ pitches? WTF bochy?
by E Ticket on Apr 1, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously, is he fucking high ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 1, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That hot burger ass.
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
They have to let Cain stay in the game
long enough to get the loss
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco?
that would be the lead runner. one run is all its going to take. against derek lowe, who is about one percent better than zito. pathetic.
by E Ticket on Apr 1, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Taschner!
I have no faith in him!
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obligatory "I don't even know 'er"
my heart's not even in it anymore
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
I think the Giants management is doing everything in their power
To piss off the fan base
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Who's the one player who is a relatively established major leaguer and a fan favorite? Matt cain! Let's see if we can fuck up his arm
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 1, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never understood why 100 = dandy, but 115 = zomg tendons melting, but I know I'm in the minority.
excessive pitches per game and excessive pitches per inning = tommy john surgery sooner rather than later
by E Ticket on Apr 1, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
the SABR guys try to explain it
but it does seem highly arbitrary
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
Actually many SABR guys basically say
what Grant said, and what you said here: that it is arbitrary.
It's the BPro guys who try to defend the 115 vs 100 distinction.
ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524
Back in the day doesn't mean a lot.
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
From experience, I can tell you that the pitch count is related to the number of off days. Now, I wasn't a major leaguer, but I used to throw 140-150 pitches in a few games in college and usually felt dandy if I got 6-7 days of rest. I'd imagine 120 pitches would be fine if starters got 5 off days instead of 4.
Yeah, but you were a poo-slinging underhander at Mills college right?
by E Ticket on Apr 1, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Taschner has a beard...has he been locked up in a Chinese prison or something?
2008 Giants: A steaming pile of scrap!
Hanging out with Matt Morris
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 1, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Correian Prison.
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooooh
I smell a "24" style slash story.
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate you people.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Taschner:
worldwide leader in vulture wins
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
my gf won't give up the remote
fill me in people
2002? I'm over it. But I'll never be over Rich Aurilia.
Bases juiced with 2 outs
Matt Kemp up
Taschner strikes him out
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Woo hoo Agent Jack!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Don't worry
Walker will blow it in the 8th
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 1, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
jacK
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Special Agent completes his assignment
SAVE_US.RAY
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I
Wish that was a stat in my fantasy League, w/ Cain and lincecum I would own it.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 1, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It's this year's W
or possibly Neil Diamond
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikeouts
They're what Special Agent Jack learned in that Correian Prison Camp.
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That covers chapter one
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Durham and Aurilia with hits in the same game?
And a Taschner strike out in a big situation?
What's happening?
Only 971 games until the end of Zito's contract.
woohoo!
One hitless bastard left! What an offense!
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RAY WHEN YOU'RE ON A HIT AND RUN YOU FUCKING RUN YOU FUCK
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Veteran savvy on the basepaths
wtf was that
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
Velez
Would be @ 3rd right now
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Setting it up for.... ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 1, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Rock the CasBo?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Even with everything else
I can't believe this clown is our starting 3rd baseman
Only 971 games until the end of Zito's contract.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
and Lowe gets creamed in the process!!!!
a thing of beauty
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
No, shit
Leave Lowe in, he's starting to fade...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 1, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Who scores first?
Astros have two on in the top of the 6th too.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 1, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
I still have the feeling that the Giants are going to find another creative and soul-crushing way to squander this.
oh good
another head-first slider.
But everybody hits now!
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yay
Vizquel teaching the retarded headfirst slide into first. That's veteran savvy, people!
the have not
soudns like a pretty awesome band name
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by lyricalkiller on Apr 1, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
My band is called the V-Town Have-Nots
So yeah, I guess I agree.
Only 971 games until the end of Zito's contract.
Furreals
He's violating the NFL's new hair policy.
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So
How many ways to not score a run in this situation?
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quick!
Pinch hit Bonds...
Oh wait :(
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
at the same time..
astros and dodgers had bases loaded two outs...
SD brings in a lefty reliever
SF brings in an awful; lefty reliever.
gues which one walked in a run?
who'da thunk it
According to Fangraphs
The Giants have a 75% chance to win the game at this point...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Why on earth
Would you not pinch run for ray ray right now?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
This IS your chance to win
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 1, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Bocock is a free swinger.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
One eye is all you need
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Very sly bocock joke there.
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Real Vin Scully Quotes Part 4
When you think running speed, you think of Ray Durham down at third.
"Branca throws..."
Please get lucky
Think of what you will tell your grandkids in fifty years.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
bocock up in a big spot!
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 1, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
But can he find it?
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He must learn to hit it.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I will remind the audience
That Velez would have scored on that hit by castillo
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
'cause
he would have been on 3rd from rowands single
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 1, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He's tenth in the national league in that.
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Frankly
Bocock looks good up there. I'll take it even if he gets out.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
brian bocock
professional walker
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 1, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
BoCock!
He's gonna walk us into contention
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
BOCOCK FOR MVP ROTY!
I don't want Vizquel back!
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Brian Bocock for Leadoff
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
RBI
That was the best PA of the season. By arguably the worst hitter in the majors.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Seagate Drive of the Game
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Apr 1, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
holy cow
for reals?
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Fyi
I have a line about loving the Bocock, but really, even I can't go there.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Bocock
has 3 walks in 2 games and 1 hit... second only to rowand in plate effectiveness.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
you mean wiener
Much better than getting picked off...
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
NOW they bring in velez...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Okay, I am going to have to credit Bochy
For using velez's speed to counter the DP threat.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 1, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
EUGENIO
THATS RIGHT
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
boom goes the dynamite
love that guy more than anyone.
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I beg to differ.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I beg to differ.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I beg to GIFfer.
He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez
With a patented Schierholtzian single!
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10 hits, 2 runs
That's efficiency!
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Velez
Rookie comes through! I credit the anime eyes. Those are seriously huge eyes.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
First lets get 10 more runs
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Apr 1, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
GIS for Eugenio
Eugenio rocks!
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So...
Bocock and Velez with RBIs.
Aurilia and Winn with GIDPs.
He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
I think Rowand had a double yesterday.
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Aurilia vs. a rookie
His savvyness will be too much for this youngin.
Only 971 games until the end of Zito's contract.
And we're back to Giants baseball.
SAVE_US.RAY
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And in the very next commercial break...
they run an "All Out All Season" ad...
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Aurilia
I would bet money that, measured by WPA, Aurilia has been the worst player in baseball this year.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
recap from yesterday
Runners left in scoring position, 2 out - R Aurilia 1, J Castillo 1.
GIDP - J Castillo.
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
ducks?
You forgot the word for "runs" didn't you?
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the Gamer commercials
But the Cain one makes me chuckle.
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That and the Rowand one are mildly amusing.
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I like the one where a terrorist sets off a suitcase nuke in the dodger dugout
by E Ticket on Apr 1, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Are any online? I keep hearing about them, but haven't seen them as I'm in SD
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 1, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
They're on sfgiants.com
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Matt Cain
future actor
Bonds stands alone.
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 1, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Rich was just trying to ration some runs for the rest of the week.
by rightcenterfielder on Apr 1, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
ARGGGGGh
I Tivoed it while I want to get laundry for this?
Why is Richie playing?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
is it too early to talk about lineup construction?
Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance
So...
Hennessey, Walker, Wilson?
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I know of no alcohol named Wilson. Please enlighten me.
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probably
but can't Henny Penny throw 2 if he pitches OK? Or is Felipe's ghost still here? It would be nice if there were a pitcher for tomorrow's game.
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I stand corrected
since he can't even go 2 batters.
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Real Vin Scully Quotes Part 5
Take Me Out to the Ballgame is the No. 3 most sung song.......Happy Birthday is 1st, followed by the star spangled banner, and then Happy Birthday...
"Branca throws..."
I need to know the name of the guy that hit into that DP
Oh really? Uhhhhh...
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 1, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
YA RLYA
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
it's ok
I'd still rather have him on their team than clogging up our bench.
by natteringnabob on Apr 1, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Brad,
Please stop throwing fastballs right down the middle.
Sincerely,
WJackalope
2002? I'm over it. But I'll never be over Rich Aurilia.
Fuck this
Get Hennessey out of there. Get in somebody who can fucking pitch.
I don't want to give up the biggest lead of our season!
He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T FUCKING SQUANDER IT WITH SHIT PITCHING!
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Good to know somethings never change
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
nah
foot on the bag b4 the swipe. good call
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
if he had kept the glove on him he would have been out oversliding
by GiantsFanInExile on Apr 1, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING BULLSHIT LAME ARM MOLINA
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Note to Sabean
Lets trade GMs with the Dodgers. Oops, we sort of did.
by pittsburghian on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Sons of bitches.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Why does...
Rowand think he has a cannon?
by Glenallen Hill's Helmet on Apr 1, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
you know the peanuts animated gif
that we're never gonna get to use this year?
can we get one for when we lose? I'd like to see the part where Charlie Brown is doing the sad walk home with the sad piano music playing.
2002? I'm over it. But I'll never be over Rich Aurilia.
Why the fuck did Brad get to stay in after he gave up two total fucking gimme singles in a two run game?
He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
Righetti
keeps calling out to the bullpen in hopes that Nen will answer.
Long season if everyone pitches in every game.
Don't even worry guys...
Bocock will bat in the 9th...
by Glenallen Hill's Helmet on Apr 1, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
don't worry
we have bocock
Bengie Molina: stretching doubles into singles since 1998.
I tried to watch this game on TV...
...but the channel it was supposed to be on was showing "The Biggest Loser" instead. I should have realized they just came up with a more accurate title for the Giants broadcast.
2008: My previous assessment may have been overly optimistic.
I love Jose Castillo gets less love around here than Pedro Feliz but I have a feeling the kid will grow on you as season progresses.
I'm still glad he's here instead of Feliz.
As much as he sucks.
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by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs to be updated but..

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BRAD MARTIN HENNESSEY THROW A GODDAMN STRIKE
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 1, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
did the douchedrinking balldude kick that???
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
Give some to Cain while you're down there...
by Glenallen Hill's Helmet on Apr 1, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice effort by Aurilia. Imitating a Cal Trans supervisor
by E Ticket on Apr 1, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
Well time to go to put my kids to sleep and save myself the misery of watching the Giants lose this game horribly.
Only 971 games until the end of Zito's contract.
nighty-nite!
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that and tax breaks. It sounds like having kids has more benefits than I originally thought.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Also
As a long term investment, around 3 years you can start making them do things for you.
He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF?
I totally missed it.
He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
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Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
ARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Last night just sucked. Internet gremlins killed my signal and then the Giants blow a 2-0 lead and another one dribbles down our proverbial legs. It just sucks... today is another day and Bocock has a hitting streak going. Life is looking up. Bring in Dan the Man and where in the hell is Nate?

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