Open Gameday Thread, 4/19
San Francisco Giants at St. Louis Cardinals, Apr 19, 2008 10:10 AM PDT
I didn't watch last night's game, but I still have it recorded. Don't tell me how it turned out! I'm saving it for tonight -- I'll record today's game and it will be like a doubleheader. I can't wait!
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lineup
Lewis
Castillo
Winn
Durham
Rowand
Aurilia
Holm
Bocock
Lincecum
Bochy doing everything in his power to get franchise his first loss of the season
by SFGAmsterdam on Apr 19, 2008 9:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why not play Ortmeier?
It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.
by imovermyhead on Apr 19, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not play [anyone but Durham and Aurilia]?
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 19, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 different players in that lineup who have yet to hit above the Mendoza line.
Quick! Someone get me a beer!
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 19, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
....and one of them is batting cleanup.
by paboperfecto on Apr 19, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My 12 year old stepdaughter
could organize a lineup better
by Viliphied on Apr 19, 2008 9:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Durham hitting cleanup
what a fucking joke
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Apr 19, 2008 9:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah?
He went 1-4 with a double!
Don’t you feel stupid?
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by groug on Apr 19, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is Bowker sitting?? If he really felt the need to play Aurilia, why not play him at third base?? I was very happy with Bochy’s lineup last night, and now I’m pissed off with him again. Today is all about appeasing his washed up veterans. I’m surprised Shawon Dunston and Eric Davis aren’t playing today.
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by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 9:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He wanted to play the kids
but they are all still sleeping off last night
As we should be.
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 19, 2008 9:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just heard that Klesko retired.
he was good enough for us last year, what happened?
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
by The Enchanter on Apr 19, 2008 9:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Klesko had a mysterious loss of power a few years ago. I just don’t know why. It’s the same loss of power the Cardinal hitters are going to have a few years from now after they sign big FA contracts.
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by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 9:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I started to write a comment about how much I like sleeping in on the weekends and waking up to baseball, but that lineup pretty much killed it all for me.
Oh well. Let’s go Tim.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can think of quite a few things I’d rather wake up to. Giants baseball, sadly isn’t one of them.
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 19, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Durham batting cleanup :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pitch a shutout, Timmy. That way you get a no decision.
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by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can take one positive: Joel Piniero is really really really bad.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but all previous levels of pitcher suckage go out the window when they face the Giants.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Positive, dammit!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omg, upside! We don’t have to play the Cardinals again this year!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FPS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There goes the no hitter!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWO HITS!
TWO!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TWO OUTS!!!
TWO!
On one pitch even!
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 19, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double play Ray
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 19, 2008 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone want to guess what he's going to throw ray?
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the baseball?
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 19, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cardinal's catcher to pinero
“wtf yo? throw the sinker. if you don’t have one, throw one anyway.”
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 10:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THIS !!!
Nice HIDP you fucking hack of a cleanup hitter.
I’m not wasting my morning by watching this drivel.
Hasta!
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 19, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
who didn’t see that coming
like really
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bochy. Nobody else.
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by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, hey Boch!
what’s the game plan? no no, the REAL game plan. what are you really going to do?
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lets just hope
this is his way to show to management that they should DFA Durham asap
by SFGAmsterdam on Apr 19, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's almost like this is scripted....
I mean, cmon.. what are the odds….
like 1:1
by SFGAmsterdam on Apr 19, 2008 10:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean, it feels mean to pile on, but he should just be pulled from the game right now and DFA’d.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IAWTC, like, x100
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does MLB.tv
have a “blackout top of innings” option? Because, with this lineup and Lincecum pitching, that’d be awesome.
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What in the hell was that Ray?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
under Durham's glove
if it isn’t right to him, it’s a hit
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 19, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLOL this is almost comical. He’s like the worst baseball player ever.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:25 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Honestly...
is this like Punk’d or something?
by SFGAmsterdam on Apr 19, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bocock blocked!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
no kidding! that is classic ray. he dives OVER the ball
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he even bothers to dive anymore
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 19, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looked like he just looked at it, dipped a little bit, and then “oh screw it” and let it go by.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just when you think you can’t hate him anymore than you already do…
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by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not even hate..
It’s just pure utter helplessness
by SFGAmsterdam on Apr 19, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not his fault he’s still on the team.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double play! \o/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Durham gave the Cardinals three outs before the first inning was even over. Veteran savvy, hooray.
by jcb9 on Apr 19, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that’s the kind of inning Tim needs to actually finish a game.
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by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 10:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what I don't get?
During the pregame on KNBR, they played a highlight of Rowand hitting a two-run homer. But he has no homers as a Giant. Did they use something from the Cactus League, or did they REALLY cheat and use a homer he hit for the Phillies?
by jcb9 on Apr 19, 2008 10:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
omg, if Rowand has a fucking cracked rib… WHY ISN’T HE ON THE DL?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh seriously.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean… he’s injured and he’s playing like crap. Why is this not even being considered as an option?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think Bruce Bochy wants to manage baseball teams anymore
by Viliphied on Apr 19, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes my brain hurt to think they’re actually embracing this GAMER shit as a real, honest way to run a baseball game.
Look, Rowand is fine when he’s healthy. Clearly he’s not healthy. He’s hurting the team by not being 100%. Go on the DL, get better, help your team, you fucking tard.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
game=team
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah?
Don’t you feel stupid!
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by groug on Apr 19, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said the rib is better and no longer affecting him when he’s hitting.
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by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course he said that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because we need him for the playoff push
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 19, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, we don’t have anyone to take his place in CF.
by jcb9 on Apr 19, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randy Winn???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously, he can’t play center field, or else we wouldn’t have signed Dave Roberts and Aaron Rowand to multi-year contracts for silly money, right?
by jcb9 on Apr 19, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because he's a gamer
and a gamer plays regardless of how much it hurts (the team)
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 19, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really? From the ad campaign, I thought being a gamer just meant dumping your boyfriend and blackmailing your boss.
by jcb9 on Apr 19, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, that, too
Gamers aren’t very nice people
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 19, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are positives
Well, a gamer also attempts to take off a guy’s head with a fastball for chatting up his lady.
For those times when a lady can’t think to dump her drink over the unwelcome bastard’s head and tell him to buzz off, that is.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf
Are these actual ads?? O_o
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. I just added the drink pouring as my own twist. There’s a Matt Cain ad where he advises the dude to throw a fastball at the guy who’s schmoozing on the young lady he was just speaking to. Then Cain encourages him.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re all on the Giants website. There’s one that hasn’t been shown on TV with a brawl in a Safeway store.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll have to watch them after the game. They sound… interesting.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Link!
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/sf/fan_forum/commercials.jsp
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was waiting for Rowand’s Gamer ad, and my verdict is in: I kinda like it.
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by groug on Apr 19, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because if we call up Nate..
...Bochy will have to play him.
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by Smotheredinhugs on Apr 19, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bocock’d
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like double plays when Tim gets them.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice throw by Durham too. Fortunately the runner was Bengie slow. Durham hasn’t done one thing right in this game yet
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by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta give him credit
ray did catch that throw from bocock and successfully threw (offline) to first. good enough.
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 10:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
<3
Woody!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No K's...
6 outs, 16 pitches. Is he hittable so far, or just making good, Maddux-like, pitches?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2008 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s becoming a pitcher and not a thrower before our eyes.
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 19, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woody!
maybe he can show Zito how to throw a fastball
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 19, 2008 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BoCock
The Woody of SS
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 19, 2008 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bocock’d
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We are great at getting the runner over
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 19, 2008 10:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Smallball!
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omg a run!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JOSE CASTILLO FUCK YEAH
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flem was talking about multiple run innings and I was just like “lol”.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They were doing the same on TV about two out rallies
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 19, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it doesn't bother me at all that Winn flew out there
because Ray was hitting after him
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 10:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but if Winn had gotten on base, we could have cleared Ray’s spot in the order.
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With Castillo’s 2-2, half our lineup is above the .250 mark. Huzzah.
by jcb9 on Apr 19, 2008 10:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Castillo hasn’t been here long enough to know that he’s supposed to make an out with two outs and runners in scoring position.
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by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 10:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’ll learn
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 19, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that was Bengie’s problem last year!
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by groug on Apr 19, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rico Washington sounds like the name of Ron Mexico’s cousin
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 19, 2008 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Siddown, Pineiro.
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Franchise looks good today.
Just like always. ;)
by aras on Apr 19, 2008 10:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aw man
I wasn’t paying attention and missed when the showed the Kevin Mitchell barehanded catch. That was a better moment than just about anything that’s happened this year.
by jcb9 on Apr 19, 2008 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sadly, the replay itself
may qualify as one of the better moments this year
by ExcuseMeSwing on Apr 19, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that exploding bat sounds like it was the most exciting thing to happen to Durham in awhile
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What just happened?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROWAND!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Rowhat?!
HR!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GRITTIEST HR OF THE YEAR Y/Y?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
most grittiest
also, awesomest.
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Y x 1000000000
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
R?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cracked Rib! We need more players with Cracked Ribs!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 19, 2008 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let’s meet Zito outside the players’ entrance with lead pipes!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this could be a fun experiment!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the name of science!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cracked RIB = Cracked RBI!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey! ole spare ribs rowand hit a dinger
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 19, 2008 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
radio just cut out
any other radioheads experience this outtage?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 19, 2008 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
my gameday audio is working fine.
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a veteran groundball sandwhich around Rowand
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, Tim, they gave you two whole runs!
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I read that Rowand said after the two days off that the ribs were no longer bothering him when he swings the bat.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But ribs bothering gamers doesn't bother gamers.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who the fuck is Skip Schumaker
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
remember
skippy, the bush kangaroo?
well that just came to mind
by SFGAmsterdam on Apr 19, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s the new Kevin Elster.
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by groug on Apr 19, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can we drill Schumaker??
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by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and ryan ludwick. and duncan. and pujols.
by ExcuseMeSwing on Apr 19, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol drill pujols
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we can bring in Bocock to do it. ;)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please don’t hurt Pujols or Ankiel too badly. They’re on my fantasy team and I’m already in last place for homers.
by jcb9 on Apr 19, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Pena for my win!
If only he wasn’t hitting, like, .100 while he was doing it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have a drill?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
26 pitches, 3 innings
i like this
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All this talk of ribs is making me hungry.
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i recommend veal short ribs
slow roasted with onions and sherry vinegar
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 19, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Cardinals
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As do I. And stupid me, I’m going shopping and lunching later with a girlfriend later who’s a big Cards fan. She won’t let me hear the end of this game if it goes bad for us. :/
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just give me a
bocock unassisted triple play and I’ll personally make sure nobody ever disses his bat…. ever
by SFGAmsterdam on Apr 19, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morning games always catch me off-guard.
I mean I only even woke up a half hour ago.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, for the days when I didn’t have a toddler in the house.
by jcb9 on Apr 19, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
suck it
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 19, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you have on too many words and an unnecessary comma in there.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listen, I'm GETTING the damn surgery, alright!
I just need to save up a little more money to pay for it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck yeah, Tim.
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum made Pujols look like Feliz.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I give credit to
Holm, for not blindly following Molina’s tactic of pumping fastball after fastball
by SFGAmsterdam on Apr 19, 2008 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim! Making the guy drop an F bomb!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
grab your ankles, ankiel
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by The Gene Hackman on Apr 19, 2008 11:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH TIM
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TIMMAH!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 19, 2008 11:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim > you.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Math finally makes sense.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOD HOW IS TIM LINCECUM EVEN REAL
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
tim was just trying to get to the heart of the order
so he could embarrass them in front of their fans
by ExcuseMeSwing on Apr 19, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want K Pictures
Where is Natto when we need him.
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 19, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim Lincecum is good for my fantasy
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Er... team.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he is a cutie
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 19, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shifty eyes
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though Howie, I think under the circumstances, you wouldn’t be the only dude here having fantasies about Tim. Mancrushes abound.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
43 pitches now
Has Timmy ever gone this deep on so few pitches?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Cain, but he doesn't get out of that jam
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But that's just because of his unspoken love of jam.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he knows the rules though.
Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday, but never jam today!
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who doesn’t like jam though?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Cain but god if Tim isn’t a close 1a nowadays.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1A?? I love Cain too, but Tim is a far superior pitcher.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean in terms of being my favorite Giant.
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Lincecum can strike out anybody anytime he wants to. He’s just amazing.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 11:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
has anyone ever actually won the cash from the Grand Slam inning before?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
About 5 years ago it happened. I remember listening to KNBR at the time.
That promotion has got to be the cheapest ever for Kragen.
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 19, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the late 90s, someone won it on a grand slam by Shawn Estes of all people.
by jcb9 on Apr 19, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I remember that game
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 19, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's praying the Giants will score a run
Scary
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 19, 2008 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow that was a quick inning.
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i love the way Miller calls double plays.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i don't like the way the cards announcers call double plays.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Apr 19, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ray, redemption. Bocock…blocked.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i like double plays...
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Apr 19, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
turn that cold, pensive expression upside down!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ILU Tim.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
♥ Tim ♥
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim matures with every start. Just getting the K today when he needs them. Of course Piniero striking out is something that can’t be helped.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 11:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
12 outs from a no-runner
that would be a shutout. is today the day for #1?
by positiveuphemism on Apr 19, 2008 11:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man. 5 innings, 0 runs, 5 hits, 0 walks, 4 Ks, 50 pitches. Lincecum = Baby Jesus.
by jcb9 on Apr 19, 2008 11:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kragen Grand Slam Winner
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 19, 2008 11:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
18 runs in one game? That’s obscene.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember watching that game. It was unbelievable.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 19, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry was a triple away from the cycle!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
estes was trying to suppress a huge grin
it was epic
one of my favorite giants memories
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Apr 19, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s like 8 games this year.
If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?
by groug on Apr 19, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone remember the game against the braves when we scored 23?
it was in the 80’s, and back when each game was on pay-per-view… any help???
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Apr 19, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of pitch counts...
if Bocock can’t hit, and i think we’re all in agreement here that he can’t, I’d at least like to see him become a pesky bat that is capable of fouling off AT LEAST 10 pitches per/ab, thereby frustrating pitchers into submission.
A punchless lineup should at least be able to beat up a pitcher mentally. It’s like one of those Survivor challenges where you have to stand in place the longest…if you know the guy up there’s just going to foul everything off with no intention of trying to get a basehit, someone’s going to ahve to give in.
by ExcuseMeSwing on Apr 19, 2008 11:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know Ray is awful
But I just realized he’s got a worse BA than BoCOCK
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 19, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
owch.
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now he’s a tad better than BoCock
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 19, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RUNS
AARON ROWAND RIBS
RAY NOT SUCKING
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least.
Bochy now sees something coming to life in the wily veteran
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh, that’s the Pineiro I remember
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 19, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
[does the I Told You So Dance]
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a sad day for the Giants when a fan will dance after the team scores three runs off a shitty pitcher.
It’s a really sad day when the fan isn’t drunk and this actually merits dancing.
If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?
by groug on Apr 19, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay Aaron Rowand
Keep it up Lincecum.
Ray? Who are you?
::continues cleaning for the lady coming over tonight::
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
by WalrusMan on Apr 19, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROWAND MVP
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LET’S BREAK SOME RIBS PEOPLE.
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You are faster than my TV feed
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Apr 19, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon was much more poetic. “Hiiiiiiiiiigh into the St. Louis sky.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie still sucks. The world hasn’t been totally turned upside down.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Some things never change friend.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
has he mentioned the shed yet???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, per Kruk y Kuip Woody hosted the Giants for a party on Thursday.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s worse?? Richie fake bunting or Ray Ray lifting his arms up on a pitch that is right over the middle of the plate??
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
even worse
the dopey ass look of confusion/dismay that Ray flashes an umpire upon called third strikes.
by ExcuseMeSwing on Apr 19, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how do you walk Cesar Izturis? :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no leadoff BBs
pleeeeease.
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish 6-4-3
And I think Woody would be our mojo ;)
by aras on Apr 19, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim will pitch the next inning left-handed,
throwing no pitches over 80 mph, in honor of our beloved Woody.
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 11:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WE GOT SCHUMAKER OUT!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
Yeah, Shoe Maker remind me .. Shane Victorino last year. ARG.
by aras on Apr 19, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG, I hate Victorino.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man fuck that guy.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, what's Tim got around his neck
Did he think we were playing this series in New Orleans?
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 11:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Will flash for beads
TIM GONE WILD
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SIDDOWN, DUNCAN.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and wow, how about that slider?
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Korean Popstar K
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting.
I’m Korean who live in Seoul.
But never heard of “Popstar” K.
LOL.
by aras on Apr 19, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
He debuted in 2004 and created two albums but then went over to Japan in 2006 to start a career there.
by Natto on Apr 19, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh,
WOW.
You know much better than me !
plus, I know “Natto” is kind of Japanese pickles.
Your ID means just like that ?
by aras on Apr 19, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually it's fermented soybeans
But you were headed in the right direction. I listen to a lot of Asian pop music, so I know these random things.
by Natto on Apr 19, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, goddamn filthy.
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 11:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m assuming you pitched around Pujols, Tim.
Please strikeout Ankiel. I would find it very satisfying.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Geez, Jon is getting a bit angry about Tim nibbling.
Okay, now I am too.
THROW STRIKES, [GIANTS PITCHER].
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job, Tim.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Tim’s was just taunting Ankiel by pretending he couldn’t throw strikes.
by Evan on Apr 19, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I usually assume this when Tim does anything ungodly.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY HOLMIE!
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 11:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I also like Tim’s 10-3 GB/FB ratio.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PRODUCTIVE OUTS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are Kruk and Kuip all echo-ey?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they’re calling the game from within the cave from Plato’s Republic
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
I wonder if something’s funny with my grandma’s surround sound.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...are you serious?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Enchanter
In the constant search for silver linings, if a team is this bad then someone - that’s you Timmy - has the chance to have an even greater season than the one Carlton rang up with that awful Phillies team where he was a 20 game winner. I think he had close to 40 percent of their victories that year, perhaps the greatest season ever for a starter on a bad team.
by NearestNorwich on Apr 19, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim Lincecum: Barry Bonds
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL Joelle!
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL Pineiro
I love it when player names lend themselves well to that sort of thing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh
So that’s why they walked Lincecum.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit, Frederick.
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DIdn't see THAT coming.
ok. I did.
by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 19, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hit it hard back up the middle. Yesterday the same ball hit the pitcher in the ass and Lewis got a hit.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
aw, mother of Robert Fick.
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, I logged into MLB.TV and the first thing I hear is ground ball to the pitcher! There’s one and there’s two! Double Play! I’ll let myself out.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
of course now it means lewis will have a day off tomorrow and we'll get Ray in left field or something
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ray in LF would be comical.
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by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this raises a good question
which giants player would you MOST like to see out of position for the sake of sheer laughter/entertainment?
me, i’d like to see Velez behind the dish.
by ExcuseMeSwing on Apr 19, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to see Lincecum at first
Mostly for the hitting, though. But that falls under “entertainment.”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rowand playing every position.
AT ONCE.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rowand at first could get interesting...
I imagine he’d stand on the bag so every runner would have to crash into him.
by ExcuseMeSwing on Apr 19, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bocock in left field
Ray has to play SS.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need win
It’s 3:53 A.M. in South Korea. But I’m still alive.
That means, Giants much win today, tonight, morning, whatever…
by aras on Apr 19, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flem is making it sound like Winn should have caught that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF Randy???
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it’s not the glove, Randy.
it’s you.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Winn playing right field like he’s Barry Bonds.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf, Tim?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf how did you just walk someone hitting .125
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CRAP
we have to rely on agent jack to protect?
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
by The Enchanter on Apr 19, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yahoo!'s pic of Ludwick
makes me hate him.
Adopted papa of a bouncing new waiver wire 27 year old. Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Apr 19, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he looks like Brad Penny
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
but he’s my secret weapon in my NL-only fantasy league, so I can’t completely hate him.
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just need to get poopy Izturis, Tim.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come onnnnnnn
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LINCECUM
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum Finished Him.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAWK HAWK!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was never worried.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not comfortable with Tyler Walker in the eighth against that lineup
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 12:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well I can't imagine why.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because of
Because of his name ?
You know, WALKer … ;)
by aras on Apr 19, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did an admirable job his last outing.
by parishonvics on Apr 19, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, Steve Kline isn’t a Giant anymore, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess I’ll redirect my inappropriate enthusiasm at Kline coming into the game at Threets or something.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can you hate...
a player who sweats as much as Walker?
by lettinitfly on Apr 19, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that works though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should hit Bowker for Richie here.
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Apr 19, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wait, why didn’t they do that?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bocheeeeeeeeeeee
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Apr 19, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Bowker’s BA fell below .500, and that’s just not enough production to justify putting a ROOKIE in there!!!!!!!!!!!!
!1!!
by Viliphied on Apr 19, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RICHIE LOOKED GOOD IN BATTING PRACTICE!!!!1
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need Bochy’s phone number, because he didn’t get the message
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 19, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rowand is hitting .318 all of a sudden!
and Tim has a 1.57 ERA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rowand!
Three (3) hits today?? Please crack everyone’s ribs…
by lettinitfly on Apr 19, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Miller sez Aurilia is 4-12 RISP. 333AVG
Well now its 4-13. But for RISP w/2 outs, he’s 0-6. that a 0.000 AVG btw.
Adopted papa of a bouncing new waiver wire 27 year old. Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Apr 19, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t hate Tyler Walker, I just don’t want him pitching to guys like Pujols, Duncan and Ankiel.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ankiel's out of the game.
And I think Taschner’s coming in to face the lefties?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4:16 A.M.
Sleepy and hungry. But Go GIants !
by aras on Apr 19, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You may eat.
But you may not sleep.
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
I’m eating cookie. But not sleep.
Giants the never sunset ;)
by aras on Apr 19, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd buy TWO.
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
stay with it. stay with it.
grab a bite, or a beer. you can mak it to the end. its only what 4:18 in the morning?
Adopted papa of a bouncing new waiver wire 27 year old. Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Apr 19, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha, Taschner’s picture on Yahoo is hysterical.
lol Schumaker
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what? me worry?
Adopted papa of a bouncing new waiver wire 27 year old. Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Apr 19, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Schumaker, know what?
Fuck you, that’s what.
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think of Highlander.
The Series!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bocy: Overmanaging the pen?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bochy being bochy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
I spelled Bochy wrong. Weird.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LEFTIES MUST FACE LEFTIES
even if their career splits are better vs. RHB.
It’s just baseball mojo!
by Viliphied on Apr 19, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know Taschner’s splits, but my guess is that he only has a 7/10 chance or so of retiring a RHB, shouldn’t give him a chance to finish the inning with odds like that.
by paboperfecto on Apr 19, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked the Taschner thing, but why make the change to Tyler with two outs and nobody on??
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
strategy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't strategerize without strategery.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Science.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STAND BACK!
I’m going to try science.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at me, talking while there's science to do!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need sweat to show how much grit we have.
by paboperfecto on Apr 19, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tyler Walker: Of the Eternal Sunburn
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eternal Sunburn of the Scoreless Mind
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was a pretty painless 8th inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
how much you want to bet
even though thighler only threw like 6 pitches, Wilson comes in because CLOSERS must CLOSE
by Viliphied on Apr 19, 2008 12:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know that’s going to happen
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 19, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My fantasy team says
Ys Plz
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
closer on a bad offensive team
= lots of saves
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't value closers highly when I draft
They only effect one statistical category, and they’re unpredictable as a rule.
So I take closers late, and wait for the season to shake out to grab a better one.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, if he doesn’t, a million angry fantasy owners will murder Bochy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, it's a stealing a car commercial
Stealing cars is ok, guys! TV said so!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
then again, we really don’t have to worry about setup man and closer being overworked on this team. The blowout pitchers like Threatts and Hennessey are going to be the ones who pitch about 80 times.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 12:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boy I hope this doesn't turn into a 3 pitch inning.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh good
Thank God Bocock knows how to take a pitch.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that what they’re calling it these days?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that's what I'm calling it these days.
FWIW.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOWKER ON DECK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thompson looks like a 12 year old lesbian!
by parishonvics on Apr 19, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*takes off glasses*
...My God.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lance was my favorite when I was a pre-teenie. :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Cain’s ERA is up to 6.64 ERA with 1.77 WHIP. He’ll definitely get it down, but it’s still ugly.
by Natto on Apr 19, 2008 12:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe he’s just a second half pitcher?
but any 9 run outing this early in the season will do that
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had an excellent start last year, but it does seem like he really picks it up in the summer.
by Natto on Apr 19, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
his ERA was good last year, but his walks/strikeouts didn’t really match until the second half.
he’s walked wayyyy too many batters so far this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Note to Bochy
Maybe 114 pitches in a 23-year old’s first start = not the best idea
by SnowLeopard on Apr 19, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy agrees
You need to get him up to 125 or 130 to really get him stertched out for the season.
If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?
by groug on Apr 19, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marty Brennaman is actually a douchebag, Jon. You can say it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*ROCKS OUT TO SOME CHRISTIAN ROCK*
\m/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that's a contradiction
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like this should be posted every time Wilson comes in. I have tears.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Werd.
That’s the new Brian “Euro Trip” Wilson animated .gif.
by parishonvics on Apr 19, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Apr 19, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a scene from the movie Jesus camp with added Raptor Jesus and trance lighting.
by parishonvics on Apr 19, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh.
as a christian i find that to be really embarrassing
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a non-practicing Jew
I find that to be really embarrassing, too.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a devoted gnostic I think it’s a real knee slapper.
by parishonvics on Apr 19, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Truth to tell
I only go by Non-practicing jew because, aside from being technically true, I got sick and tired of people insisting that if I wasn’t something with a name, then I had to be either an Athiest or an Agnostic.
Neither of which I am. Even remotely.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as a Bokononist, I’m laughing my ass off.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No other Zoroastrians here?
If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?
by groug on Apr 19, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freddie now under .300
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Apr 19, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His face can't be on the poster now!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brian Wilson’s soul patch in his Yahoo picture is frightening.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is it dyed?
Orange and black?
Adopted papa of a bouncing new waiver wire 27 year old. Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Apr 19, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No but it’s like a mini-merkin on his face.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brian Barton
Manny Ramirez wanna-be…
by lettinitfly on Apr 19, 2008 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s never easy is it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice attempt there by Aurilia
I think that’s what they call the “Ow my back”handed try.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
are you quoting how he feels on the inside?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To Giants players:
Do not blow the game.
Do not blow my sunday morning.
by aras on Apr 19, 2008 12:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least he got the one out
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 19, 2008 12:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone else feel that Wilson nibbles too much after he gets 0-2 on someone?
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Apr 19, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Steve Holm
Don’t make Molina/Eliezer/Rodriguez look like good defensive catchers!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blockquote?
GIants the never sunset. -ARAS
by aras on Apr 19, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 outs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 strikes
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So… the new auto-format is even less intuitive than the old auto format
?!?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can you even switch to non-auto format?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
barehanded!
Adopted papa of a bouncing new waiver wire 27 year old. Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Apr 19, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE WIN!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dance bitches!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bocock, suckers!
FTW
March is the cruellest month, breeding
Centerfielders out of the dead land, mixing
Molinas and Ortmeiers, stirring
Dull Rowands with spring training...
by juanboy on Apr 19, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim Lincecum: 3-0
Whole rest of the team: 3-11
by jcb9 on Apr 19, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BOCOCK!
Oh, and a pretty good pitcher named Timmy!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Apr 19, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this will help improve my
gravitas
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO FORMATTING IN SUBJECTS
ONLY IN BODY!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell yeah !
Rowand three hits with a HR.
Lincecum was pretty solid.
This was amazing 2:00 ~ 4:45 A.M. ;)
by aras on Apr 19, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMGOMGOMG.
I get to listen to the post game show.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
It’s doucheface getting interviewed!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where’s the doucheface baby image?!
by parishonvics on Apr 19, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the new Harold and Kumar out yet?
I need something to do.
by parishonvics on Apr 19, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also known as
Forbidden Asian Leads.
As curious as I am about the movie, I just can’t get myself to approve of it in any convincing way.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if I think about it like
“Well, it’s a family film following the tradition of these other movies from the past…” (which is unconvincing enough to begin with) I just can’t get over the disappointment of having the two in the movie and having to deal with ANY other main character at all. It would be like sitting through ONLY the Orlando Bloom/Keira Knightly parts.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooooh the win is so sweet.
i like the enchanter i really do. and castillo gets a rare rbi, and a less rare double.
and another excellent game for my stinking fantasy team, Linc and Wilson 4eva.
Adopted papa of a bouncing new waiver wire 27 year old. Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Apr 19, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i've got them both too, but i've also got Cain - killed me yesterday
by sweetjuxtapose on Apr 19, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have all 3 as well!
I also have Phil Hughes, who I was forced to pitch this week to reach my inning req because stupid Gallardo/Bedard/Harden are ALL on the DL.
My pitching is hurt.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim
The real stopper for the G-Men (are you listening Zito?)...
by lettinitfly on Apr 19, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m predicting our next win is this Thursday.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I’m honestly at the point where I think of Lincecum as nearly invincible.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Second start in a row against the Cardinals and they still couldn’t touch him.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And this one was a lot more impressive because he didn’t reach a huge pitchcount until like the end of the 7th…
by SFGAmsterdam on Apr 19, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nother needless post because I like to push buttons. sorry
by SFGAmsterdam on Apr 19, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy probably thinks he won this game because he started Aurilia and Durham.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Apr 19, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't those two
It was his magical use of eighth inning bullpen!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMGOMGOMG
They’re talking to Tim!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
[fangirls]
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 19, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm ridiculous.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, Giants!
Way to beat those Deadbirds.
Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager
by northsider on Apr 19, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Errr...
Is this is reference to either one of these teams? I don’t think I understand the context.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I was just browsing that website and posted it for laughs.

This one is good too.
SORRY LAUGH POLICE.
by parishonvics on Apr 19, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, I see
I was just in my “gameday” zone, so I thought it had to do with one of the two teams. My mistake.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 19, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit, this game’s over? I need to start getting up before 1.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on Apr 19, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have a nice day folks.
It was long Sunday morning to me… I got to go bed.
Giants win and it’s still Sunday even when I wake up. I think makes me fall in good sleep. ;)
See you,
Giants the never sunset.
by aras on Apr 19, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No problem...
Go to Ch. 1 COMCAST/On Demand/Sports/Giants/2008
by lettinitfly on Apr 19, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I missed Kruk and Kuip and Jon and Dave being dorks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flem called it
4 starts in 2008 by Lincecum
Giants: 4-0
I don’t want to see a 6-man rotation..
by SFGAmsterdam on Apr 19, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll take it
If the sixth man is Barry Zito … rotating on the bench.
with fangs!
by thegiantsrj00r0x0r on Apr 19, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon just said that Bochy likes Durham batting cleanup when Molina’s out because “he has some pop and hits with authority from both sides of the plate.”
...him?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Apr 19, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i didn’t know durham named his bat “authority?”
Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance
by tellusfrank on Apr 19, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roster Move
Threets DL’d, Yabu back up:
Placed LHP Erick Threets on the 15-day disabled list with a right intercostal strain and recalled RHP Keiichi Yabu from Triple-A Fresno.
Taschner now the only lefty in the pen. How much longer can they go with Threets??
Somebody can start a diary if they wish, I don’t have any filler.
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Apr 19, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alex Hinshaw
Alex Hinshaw is a LH relief pitcher tearing it up down in Fresno. He want warrant a call-up this summer.
by wilriv21 on Apr 19, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SF Giants Vampires are 2-9 in day games
by wilriv21 on Apr 19, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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