Me wants a new CYOA dammit!
by Rusty the Robot on Apr 15, 2008 11:35 AM PDT
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PrintGrant, write a new CYOA. It's all I live for. PRETTY PLEASE!!!!!! WITH SUGAR ON TOP, TOO!!!!!!!!
Dammit, I'm dying in anticipation.
Must write another paragraph. There is a 75 word minimum on FanPosts. Boo. Now I am just rambling on and on. This sucks. Did I mention I would like to choose my own adventure? I really liked those books as a kid. Much better than the Romona Quimby crap books. Who names their kid Beezus? Am I at 75 words yet?
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Didn't we just have one like a week ago?
Now might be a bit to soon for another.
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hey wait a minute. . .
Grant’s a MAN?
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
"Play Stonehenge!"
by The Enchanter on Apr 15, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Goofus told me too
And then afterward, he just kept talking. It was difficult to get out of that situation politely, I’ll tell you!
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How the heck did you get out of it?
I’ve tried everything, but he’s still just at my house just talking away and eating our Chinese food… my god, what’s the trick!?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 15, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
What you do is
You open your phone inside your pocket and text your friend with some instructions. Your friend drops by your place, knocks loudly on the door and yells “POLICE!” You then tell Goofus that he’s sitting in a chair made of cocaine, and instruct him to go out the window and say you’ll take the heat.
Should you run into Goofus later, tell him that it turned out to be the wrong house. Lucky break! But just to be sure he’s safe, he should probably never talk to you again.
(Goofus, if you’re reading this, it was actually the police at my place. I’d pinky swear if it wasn’t too dangerous to meet up with you)
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Phew
That was a close one!
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Cool
I was thinking I’d have to change it from cops to FBI, and from cocaine to meth, and from chair to couch, just to make the story unrecognizable. But since you’re not on to us at all, I can take the lazy way out and just use cops/cocaine/chair.
That’s a relief.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 16, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I know all there is to know...
...about the crying game.
2008: My previous assessment may have been overly optimistic.
by EliminateMe on Apr 15, 2008 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome!
Because my friends have been wanting to play that game and the rules confuse the HELL out of me. I’m the jerk holding up the party because I don’t understand the rules. Maybe you can finally make some sense of them for me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 16, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Me thinks the CYOA should only be used when our team is mired in a losing streak. Since we are winning I would prefer to see more False Optomism threads. It makes me feel like we have a good team even though we really don’t.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Apr 15, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah...
It seems like they always pop up after a series of games and you’re thinking, “What is going on with this team and why the heck am I still watching these games?” It’s great timing—it’s a sweet moment of humor and a sweet release from the crappiness.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Apr 15, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't be greedy.
I would settle for a point/counterpoint
For what it’s worth, and it isn’t much, I ripped off the idea for my music blog several weeks ago.
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Apr 15, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
DIARY LOJACK
favorite S&S (swords and sorcery) fantasy book as a kid? I loved me some Sword of Shanarra.
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
To write your own, please go to pg. 18
To kill time until one is written for you, please go to pg. 807
To choose secret option C, please go to pg. nsfw
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 15, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
P. S.
I don’t feel that it is, but if secret option C happens to be objectionable just say so and I’ll go ahead and delete the comment.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Apr 15, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Or The Baseball Boogie!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
I have never heard of such a thing.
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Haha that egg invaders game is awesome. Defend my eggs against the invading sperm!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 15, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait a minute
They’re your eggs? I was going to play but now I feel like that would be invading your privacy or something.
Only 958 games until the end of Zito's contract
Go attack someone else’s eggs. I’m not interested in being fertilized.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 15, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
But I thought the object of the game was to defend the eggs?
Only 958 games until the end of Zito's contract
Unless you’re shooting blanks, keep it away from me.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 15, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Adopting a little Dominican baby to raise as the next Pedro Martinez is on the table.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 16, 2008 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions
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