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Bowker gets some national press

Buster Olney's lead in his daily MLB blog is about Johnny Blaze. I think you have to be an "insider" to view the whole thing. What if you're an outsider?

Here you go:

As John Bowker rode into his first day in the major leagues Saturday, he kept doing a mental equipment check, double-checking in his mind that he had, indeed, packed everything he would need. Rookies who show up in the big leagues without their gloves or bats or spikes are a cliché. "I can definitely see how that can happen," Bowker said Monday afternoon, from San Francisco.

 

There was so much to do and so little time to do it. Bowker had been in Fresno Friday night, playing for the Giants' Triple-A affiliate, and just after the Grizzlies completed a wild comeback victory, Fresno manager Dan Rohn summoned Bowker into his office. Bowker had seen other players make this trip before, and he knew what that had to mean: He was being called up to the big leagues.

He needed to be at the Fresno ballpark the next morning at 7:30 a.m., Rohn told him, to meet a car service that would take him to San Francisco for the Giants' afternoon game. Bowker went to dinner, packed, got to sleep at 3 a.m. and was up at 5 a.m., throwing together his stuff before meeting the car; he got another hour of sleep during the drive.

He arrived at the ballpark at 10:30 a.m., and 10 minutes later, he took batting practice. The anxiety and nervousness that he felt was overwhelmed by the requirements of his job: He had to get his work done. Carney Lansford, the Giants' hitting coach, pulled him aside and mentioned that he had some videotape of Todd Wellemeyer, the starting pitcher for the Cardinals that day; Bowker learned what he needed -- that Wellemeyer was a fastball-slider type of guy, and that he threw a changeup as well -- and before Bowker knew it, he was standing in the box against the St. Louis right-hander. "I think with everything going on, it didn't give me any time to be really nervous," said Bowker.

 

He singled in his first at-bat, later homered, and then, on Sunday, slammed another homer. In Bowker's first six at-bats in the big leagues, he has seven RBIs and two homers among his four hits. "Now you probably think it's pretty easy," Aaron Rowand joked to him.

 

Bowker has been besieged by e-mails and text messages and phone messages -- "non-stop," he said -- including one from former college teammate Troy Tulowitzki. Within this notebook, there is word that Bowker is working out at first base.

 

If Bowker isn't starting today, where are we meeting to riot?

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Car service? That’s VIP right there.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 15, 2008 9:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah way to spit right in the guy’s face. The least the team could do is comp him for the Red Vines.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 15, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m glad my Red Vines joke stil has legs, a week later.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 15, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red Vines are better when they’ve aged a little anyway.

2008: My previous assessment may have been overly optimistic.

by EliminateMe on Apr 15, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

unless molars are crushed.

by tyrannoman on Apr 15, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or fillings are yanked from their moorings

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any friend of John Boy's is a friend of mine

but I’m willing to make an exception in Tulowitski’s case.

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 15, 2008 9:29 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s from Sunnyvale

"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark

by MeSoKrabby on Apr 15, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that supposed to be a pro or a con?

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on Apr 15, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not syaing he’s the Fonz or anything, just that he’s a local guy and that’s cool. Is John Bowker cool? Yes. Is he ven cooler because he’s also from Sac? Yes. Is Randy Johnson ugly? Of course. is he less ugly because he’s from Livermore? No, but that’s cool.

"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark

by MeSoKrabby on Apr 15, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a pro con.

Bonds stands alone.

by nostocksjustbonds on Apr 15, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Went to school with Troy

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 15, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know some people who know some people who robbed some people…no, but I do know a friend of a friend of Tulowitzki and the word is he’s a pretty big douche. Take it for what you will.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 15, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His name is Troy. I’m very inclined to use that as all the supporting evidence in favor of your statement that I need.

Sorry if anyone out there is named Troy, but with only one personal exception, all the Troy’s I’ve met have been grand douche nozzles.

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

by Andy from DC on Apr 15, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Think about the movie Troy and what a big fat piece of crap THAT was.

You’re welcome for the supporting evidence.

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Apr 15, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Counterpoint

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Apr 15, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You might remember him from such movies as:
“The President’s Neck is Missing”
and
“Look Who’s Still Oinking”

"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark

by MeSoKrabby on Apr 15, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And who can forget home improvement series:

“The Half Assed Gude to Foundation Repair” and “How to Mothball Your Battleship”

by tyrannoman on Apr 15, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but, but, but....

what about Troy McClure

by m3lkor on Apr 15, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was a cocky fuck even when he was a freshman.

But still a cocky fuck with talent.

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 15, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no doubt. There was a reason I picked him to win ROY. Just not interested in getting a beer with the dude.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Apr 15, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stephen Drew:

Not Troy Tulowitski

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 15, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But trying , in his own grassy way

to be Aaron Rowand.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on Apr 15, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bowker start

As I wrote at the end of the Bowker nickname thread long after anyone was still reading it, John the Battist needs to play—it is he whe foretells the eventual arrival of the Angel of Crush, among others.

by NearestNorwich on Apr 15, 2008 10:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A Guy from the Wilderness

Bowker - almost biblically - arrives from the flattened wastes of arid Fresno, to prepare the way for our salvation.

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baptizing baseballs in the holy waters of McCovey Cove.

"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark

by MeSoKrabby on Apr 15, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

John "The Baptist" Bowker

I think that’s brilliant. Also, since I’ve been absent from the Chronicles for quite a few months, I’m not sure when or by whom AnVil got coined, but Angel “The Anvil” Villalona is as badass a name as I’ve ever heard in baseball.

by sularz on Apr 15, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahem ahem

Thank you, thank you.

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 15, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

: bows, then hits on head on desk :

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Apr 15, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AnVil is the Bomb

Let’s hope the teenager gets to the Bigs to make use of the old hammer and the new handle.

Also: Bowker may never be so sleep-deprived again in his career—a fact which the soothsayers argue helped him play braindead and not fixate on how hard it is for lefties to hit them out at AT&T.

And Bowker better dunk a few in the drink if he’s going to be a Baseball Baptist.

by Moggeee on Apr 15, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anvil Nickname

I totally agree with you on Anvil and SKM’s choice as being brilliant. I’m waiting for someone to come up with as good a one for
Bowker…

by lettinitfly on Apr 15, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark

by MeSoKrabby on Apr 15, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

or...

maybe natto can work some magic involving the head of some Dodger pitcher circa 2012 and this image:



(Couldn’t find the perfect Wile E. Coyote getting smashed with anvil image in my 30 seconds of Googling)

by sularz on Apr 15, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I looked for that, too.

"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark

by MeSoKrabby on Apr 16, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you're not an insider

It cuts off after the second paragraph.

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Apr 15, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this guy is not even a CF.
He has no business here.

this is not the CF you are looking for. [/jedi]

by WTF on Apr 15, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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