The Giants are so bad...
by tellusfrank on Mar 31, 2008 5:12 PM PDT
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Was thinking of waiting until sometime, er, next week, to post this, but why wait until someone beats me to it.
The Giants are so bad...how bad are they?
When channeling their Warrior Spirit, they got Chris Washburn
Okay, I know others can do better...please show me how to laugh again.
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The Giants are so bad that they re-signed Brian Sabean for three years, gave a declining pitcher a seven-year contract, and will be lucky to sniff the playoffs in the next decade.
Oh, wait, I don't think I'm doing this right.
Barry Zito: Mike Hampton with a guitar
by JakeS on Mar 31, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, so are the Giants.
2008: My previous assessment may have been overly optimistic.
by EliminateMe on Mar 31, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know...
...I've had that picture in my arsenal since the beginning of this site...before the YDIW/fail meme came around. I never found a good enough caption, so it stayed in the archives.
No point, other than my wanting to seem hip.
by Grant on Mar 31, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, on the other hand...
...have had that picture in my arsenal since I spent five whole minutes with GIS this afternoon. The site I swiped it from (linked to the picture above) has several other chuckleworthy YDIW offerings.
2008: My previous assessment may have been overly optimistic.
by EliminateMe on Mar 31, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya...but I...
....have this bit in my arsenal.
woops...didn't know you meant that kind of arsenal.
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Apr 1, 2008 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are So Taguchi!
He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
by howtheyscored on Mar 31, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Er, wait...
That's not right.
He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
by howtheyscored on Mar 31, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are Keiichi Yabu!
SAVE_US.RAY
by Natto on Mar 31, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell us, Frank
Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 31, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are so bad .....
that Tommy Lasorda shows up at their games
by wilriv21 on Mar 31, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are so bad...
Armando Benitez has turned down an offer by Sabes (3 yrs, 21mil) to pitch again, for the club. His response: "I will only play in the Majors!"
by pittsburghian on Mar 31, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the giants are so bad...
your butt is theirs.
Shamon.
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Mar 31, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are so bad...
that the 62 Mets have started huddling in fear about their place in history being usurped and have started complaining about the Giants' cheating in order to break the record that is rightfully theirs...
I got one word for you: "youneverknow"
by senorvegas on Mar 31, 2008 10:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The 62 Mets are thew new 72 Dolphins.
I can't wait for the commercials.
He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are so bad...
...Darfur has inquired about how to send relief aid.
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Apr 1, 2008 6:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are so bad...
I wouldn't buy a ticket, even if I could boo the President.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/30/president
Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!
by Lyle on Apr 1, 2008 6:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are so bad... Neifi Perez would be an improvement
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN
by zenbitz on Apr 1, 2008 8:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are so bad...
...that a special Croix de Candlestick will be presented for any fan who stays for an entire game.
The Johnnie LeMaster Fan Club vice-president. E6 Forever!
by Van Smack on Apr 1, 2008 8:44 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are so bad..
that Matt Cain will pitch a shutout with a lead through 8 innings, Brian Wilson will strikeout the side for a save in the 9th, and the game will still count as a loss.
SAVE_US.RAY
Get yer Nattowear: http://natto-chan.livejournal.com/125681.html
by Natto on Apr 1, 2008 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are so bad
OMG they're just so freakin' bad
Flaxseed oil dependent
by 3Com Park on Apr 1, 2008 11:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are so bad
the official slogan of AT&T park is now:
The former home of the San Francisco Demons.
2002? I'm over it. But I'll never be over Rich Aurilia.
by wjackalope on Apr 1, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they are so bad, minor leaguers are faking injuries so they don't get called up.
adopter/sponsor of "Go, Antoan" Richardson
by foothillsfan on Apr 1, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So that's what happened to Frandsen.
He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!
by howtheyscored on Apr 1, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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