Meet The Spartans. Worst movie ever.

That's the worst movie I've ever seen. Joan of Arc is a very interesting historical character. And that movie was really really stupid and ugly. So it gets top honors for making a horrible movie about one of the most interesting characters in history.

Other horrible movies I've seen: "Ultra-Violet "(another Mila Jovovich movie, has she been in any good movies besides "The Fifth Element?") and "The Enforcer" (I'm a mild fan of kung-fu movies and we thought we'd try this old Jackie Chan movie. Well it was his first American movie and it was absolute phlegm and mucus. That's to say it was bad.)

I'm sure there's others but I tend to avoid movies that I don't think will be good, which means I usually don't see bad movies.

My friends and I actively seek out total crap movies. We MST3K the hell out of them usually on DVD. Bad horror B-movies are usually the best ones for that. In fact on Sunday I'm going to a zombie movie marathon hosted at a friend's house.

In the last year I've been seeking out the foreign and art house stuff more than ever. I can't recall a flat out terrible unenjoyable movie I've seen in the last 365 days. Even if the movie is retarded like the Tenacious D movie it's good for dumb laughs.

Most of the remakes of Asian horror flicks are just plain lousy, but most of us know that. Though after a while the Japanese Ju-On movies got completely ridiculous. It was the same thing over and over.

You mean the way the Goonies was so great it was frickin awesome! Right?

Wannabe "300," falls short by a wide, wide margin.

I usually try to avoid any movie that has any remote possibility of being terrible. I did have the misfortune of seeing Elektra though. I don't know why I watched that. I don't even like Jennifer Garner.

Well, remember, even as bad as "Saw III" is, some group of producers out there thought it was at least mediocre enough to get a theatrical release. The really awful movies are the ones that never made it that far. My family used to run a chain of video stores when I was growing up, and we had a whole basement full of the most toxic straight-to-video crap you've never heard of.

I'm having a hard time remembering any specific titles off the top of my head, but the worst one I can come up with is dinger called Rubin and Ed, featuring a young Crispin Glover as a socially-stunted pothead who spends the entire movie wandering around Utah with his used-car salesman friend, trying to find a good place to bury his beloved dead cat. I'm totally serious.

Another good (bad) one: Weather Woman, kind of a Japanese Network featuring a superhero dominatrix instead of Peter Finch. I think it's based on an anime, if that tells you anything.

I'm trying to find more on IMDB, but I imagine I've got most of the titles wrong. They're all combinations of words like "high school," "nuclear," bikini," "horror," and "Corey Feldman." I'll post more if I can remember them.

Good god, I just remembered this one! Has anyone else seen it?

a little out of place on these movie threads. I really like movies. But I think my enthusiasm for movies is pale in comparison to you guys.

There is a stupid, silly, ridiculous Japanese flick called Battlefield Baseball I watched last year. It has zombies, over the top cartoonish violence, and baseball. But I loved it, so I don't count it as a truly bad movie.

Yes, "Cheerleader Ninjas" is a real movie. And it was absolutely terrible.

I watched a movie called "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter."

It's as bad as it sounds.