Just get Omar to sing "It's Raining Men" with a few guys from the minor league camp dancing behind him. That should be "All Out" enough for you.

Runs into walls; tastes of quail.

And also this isn't official unless my dad can attend one of the games.

"This next piece features the man from Casablanca. John Paul Jones. Some say a man in his own right, others say royal orleans. This is No Swagger" *ominous organ music starts*

Close the door, put out the light
You know they won't win tonight
Gamers play hard and don't you know
The winds of the Bell are blowing cold
Their swagger, you can feel it too
Their line drives, out to the mound they flew

The rookies, they will never play
They hold no swagger
They hold no swagger
Oh...

Cain walks along with death
Lincecum walks along in step
Their pitches fly by the bats who're slow
The umpires they're howling out
Their talent though, does not get through
The wall of swagger we all knew
Their records they fail to say
They hold no swagger
They hold no swagger

OK doesn't really make sense but it's all I could come up with. And yes, I'm on a big Zeppelin binge right now.

To all the McCoven,

It looks like this contest has gotten 204 "views" (are those merely number of times anyone has clicked on it -- so the 190 times Kitspool clicked on it only leaves 14 others who clicked on it-- or 204 separate people?) Anyway, it looks like the talent of our witty artisty types is a big draw in our little community. Thanks everyone who created an entry. All of them prompted just the right amount of laughter and pain.

In the category of mocking the 'Gamer' campaign, the 3/28 tix vs. the A's goes to Natto, for highlighting Steve "In De-" Kline's health regimen.

In the category of mocking the 'All Out, All Season' campaign, the 3/27 tix vs. the Mariners go to Stuttering John Tamargo for ripping the scab and pouring some tabasco-spiked salt into one of the two most painful lacerations of last year (the other was Cain's great game against the stinking rockies which the great bullpen generously handed back to the rockies).

Thanks to the McCoven for being a great community in which to hang out a bit. I'll be out of the country March 20-31, but wish you all a great equinox and a great opening day.

email me at sfguy88123 at aol dot com.

I was going to spend part of Sunday working on something for this contest, but I ended up dicking off instead.

Here's my entry. S'okay, I didn't want those tickets anyway...