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Open Gameday Thread, 3/14

The

Giants

tied

the

Mariners

yesterday yesterday.
They play the Diamondbacks today.
Baseball-boog_medium

I have all sorts of

new buttons
on my entry page now. I just thought that I'd

try them out

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MUST WIN!!!!!

Angel Joseph is just that a guardian angel.

by gianator on Mar 14, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lineup

Rowand in the 2-hole? Bochy should be trying anything at this point...

Roberts, LF .267
Rowand, CF .267
Winn, RF .375
Molina, C .444
Durham, 2b .387
Aurilia, 3B .333
Ortmeier, 1B .189
Bocock, SS .200
Sanchez, P

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Your 2008 closer.

by sfgreg on Mar 14, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anything to keep Bengie Molina batting fourth!

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Mar 14, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yuk

Molina/Durham/Aurilia/Ortmeier/ Bocock are, without any doubt, the worst 4/5/6/7/8 combo in the history of the MLB.

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

opening day preview?

someone tell bochy that molina has no business hitting cleanup. even on this team.

Southern California: Water thieves and Dodgers fans.

by jasomack on Mar 14, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

like the L/R balance of this line-up moreso than yesterday's line-up that had a lot of RHHs back-to-back

by wilriv21 on Mar 14, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd much prefer Rowand batting 2nd to Rowand batting 5th behind Bengie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Mar 14, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least Rowand is finally in the right slot. Sadly, I don't expect it to last. I actually think Molina is the best option as a cleanup hitter v. lefties. I know, that's sayin' something. Are we facing one today? Can't be, if Roberts is leading off, right?

by BigO on Mar 14, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is today's game on KNBR? they finally fixed my gameday audio subscription so I can listen now!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Mar 14, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So your gameday subscription can't have kittens?

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sWEet

i couldn't haveposted it better myself

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Mar 14, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't it cool...

...how random

formatting

makes everything read like

poetry

2008: The year the Giants begin to stop sucking.

by EliminateMe on Mar 14, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ee cummings like

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 14, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but

he capitalized "Isn't"

although i'm sure even ee cummings made typos

Do they know to win the game a team has to actually score at least once?

by noahthek on Mar 14, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants are great good

what is this

by wilriv21 on Mar 14, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Grant

This has nothing to do with anything, but in the links section in the main page you have "my blogfather" and "Hardcore SF Giants" as one link, and for some reason it really bugs me.

Oh And the Autofresh in the gameday thread is just as cool/wierd as I thought it would be.

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

apologies for profanity

that macro reminds me of this:

RALLY PEPPERS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Mar 14, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT APPLE

One of my friend showed me that stuff, and I about died laughing. I totally do this when I go to the grocery to pick out produce.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 14, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do they just swear more on that side of the Pond?

by robbgin on Mar 14, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you saying we swear any fucking less over here. We just don't sound as cheeky without the accents when we do it.

by m3lkor on Mar 14, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha, I think that was made by an American though!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Mar 14, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It just sounds cooler, for example:

Fookin peppers!

by bgunn on Mar 14, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tryouts Continuing

Grant isn't through trying out new buttons.

Bochy still has 11 unused center fielders on his spring training bench.

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It does make her look taller though.

by robbgin on Mar 14, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Spiffy Gameday link...

...please?

Delaying the disappointment: I adopt Hector Sanchez because he's only 17.

by tedfordfan on Mar 14, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!

I mean...

THANKS!

Delaying the disappointment: I adopt Hector Sanchez because he's only 17.

by tedfordfan on Mar 14, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG

the comment updater is awesome!

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Mar 14, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm actually trying it, even though I said I wouldn't. It's ok. I'll learn to think it's cool.

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Mar 14, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're...

a moderator now btw

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Mar 14, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think howie's a mod over at Niners Nation too. He's consolidating power. But why? For what sinister reason?

I looked up Steve Kline in the dictionary. He wasn't there. If he was, it would have said "pretty okay"

by groug on Mar 14, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who has to sleep with howie to complete this consolidation of power?

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 14, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WalrusMan, maybe?

I looked up Steve Kline in the dictionary. He wasn't there. If he was, it would have said "pretty okay"

by groug on Mar 14, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and eerie at the same.

by m3lkor on Mar 14, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it freaked me out at first, but now I love it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Mar 14, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sanchez

Please do well Sanchez!


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am NOT

OK with your avatar BTW.

BANNED!

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Mar 14, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're power mad!


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but it isn't...

even a picture of anything cool? Connective tissue histology, really?

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Mar 14, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I originally had an actual picture of myself but then I felt weird about that and removed it


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm also a science nerd, so nyah.


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please do will Giants!!! I'm scared this is going to be the opening day line-up...I'm going to cry

by Gamer101 on Mar 14, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My God

Each of your briny tears is updating with every new comment

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as if any other opening day line up isn't any less scary. i'm curious if we could just skip batting all together and just create some rule about good pitching adds runs for us. then we can maybe win every 2 out of 5.

by m3lkor on Mar 14, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not this spring

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

even then....this spring hasn't convinced me that we have anything past Cain and Lincecum

by Gamer101 on Mar 14, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oops...that was supposed to be a reply to ResDog

by Gamer101 on Mar 14, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and red stripe

by m3lkor on Mar 14, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we'll need it

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do like me some garlic fries...and the Ghiradelli sundaes...mmmm

by Gamer101 on Mar 14, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they still have the seafood jambalaya?

by m3lkor on Mar 14, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Past Cain and Lincecum...

...in this solar system, anyway, is the icy void of deepest space

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good inning by Sanchez


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is my first real opportunity to post on the site and take in all the features. Personal crises last night kept me from playing with the new stuff here.

Gotta say I'm impressed. The keyboard commands are great, the comments popping up automatically are great, the buttons on the posts and comments are great. Very user friendly.

Still think the blog looks dumb. Yes I will complain about anything possible.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 14, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I actually...

like pretty much everything save the oft-complained about main article dimensions which completely blow

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Mar 14, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like how everything is squished to the right either.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 14, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like pages where by design they try to cram all the content into a tiny 400-ish pixel column. Other than that, the page is new. Comments are cool.


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's bad, I'm squinting half the time. Still need to get used to this.

Idolizing the Nuschler Face since April 8, 1986 / GIANTSPACEâ„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 14, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

weird...

I had never noticed that before; however, the site uses at most 1/3 of my screen (I am probably being generous in my assessment.) That's not so good.

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Mar 14, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the fact that I don't have to put a subject for each comment. Less pressure to define myself & my smart ass comments.

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way better than seeing "post failed" because the initial subject line was too large, every time we reply.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 14, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You didn't really have to on the old site either. I mean, leaving it as "Re: Title" is sort of a title, but not really, you know?

I looked up Steve Kline in the dictionary. He wasn't there. If he was, it would have said "pretty okay"

by groug on Mar 14, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I don't know.

Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Mar 14, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now I'm getting pressure to remember & know things. Back to the old format!

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, you don't have to put up a subject

But in compensation, you have to mow Grant's lawn on Saturday

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sanchez

In Jonathan Sanchez first outing he went one inning and allowed three runs. In his second outing he went two innings - in the first inning he gave of two runs and in the second inning he gave up one run. In his third start he went three innings of no earned runs. Now in his fourth start he pitch a another fine inning. He seems to be improving and taking control of an opportunity.

by wilriv21 on Mar 14, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrnesy...

Did he tumble to get that Roberts' single

Idolizing the Nuschler Face since April 8, 1986 / GIANTSPACEâ„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 14, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm confused

Why are the comments yellow? I thought after they are read they turn white.

by cakes on Mar 14, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

After they're read and then you hit a button (either z or x) they turn white.

I looked up Steve Kline in the dictionary. He wasn't there. If he was, it would have said "pretty okay"

by groug on Mar 14, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you have to tell the site that you read the comment? That seems dumb.

by cakes on Mar 14, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Refreshing the page works too, I think.

I looked up Steve Kline in the dictionary. He wasn't there. If he was, it would have said "pretty okay"

by groug on Mar 14, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, they haven't implemented the brain link yet, since it's only beta.

Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Mar 14, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They'd better do that soon!!

by cakes on Mar 14, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yer yella, and quit yer doubletalkin about it

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have to either push Z or refresh the page for them to turn white.

Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Mar 14, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, refresh makes sense, thanks.

by cakes on Mar 14, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've been pushing Z for a year now. He doesn't refresh, but rather keeps losing zip off his fastball

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe in the 5th generation Refresh will be a TM. Or we could just breed it into Z so he'll hatch with it at Level 1.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 14, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yellow?

huh?

Southern California: Water thieves and Dodgers fans.

by jasomack on Mar 14, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fascinating.

this is all above my education level

Southern California: Water thieves and Dodgers fans.

by jasomack on Mar 14, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grant likes bananas

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, let's leave Grant's personal life out of this.

Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Mar 14, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not that there's anything wrong with that

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that a new comment or are you just happy to see me?


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

doug

this guy sounds like his father's son

Southern California: Water thieves and Dodgers fans.

by jasomack on Mar 14, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Hank Lite

Got the voice, but still looking for his old man's humor.

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gamers get hit by balls in play?


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With swagger

Idolizing the Nuschler Face since April 8, 1986 / GIANTSPACEâ„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 14, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lowerst Expectations, Ever

Our best gamers get hit by balls still in the ballbag

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gamer101

Of course #1 rule of being a gamer: swaggering your way into balls in play...duh

by Gamer101 on Mar 14, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pinch hit?

huh?

Idolizing the Nuschler Face since April 8, 1986 / GIANTSPACEâ„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 14, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Durham hurt?

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Your 2008 closer.

by sfgreg on Mar 14, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

already!?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Mar 14, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His hammies explode on the on deck circle?

Idolizing the Nuschler Face since April 8, 1986 / GIANTSPACEâ„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 14, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

unfortunately it's the juice, dries out the muscles

by WilliamVanLandingham on Mar 14, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Traded??? Nah...

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Your 2008 closer.

by sfgreg on Mar 14, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Durham get pinch hit for already?


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

must've pulled his hami while swinging on deck...

by Gamer101 on Mar 14, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's called "playing the percentages", and it's what smart managers do to win ballgames...

Oh right, he's a switch hitter. Never mind.

I looked up Steve Kline in the dictionary. He wasn't there. If he was, it would have said "pretty okay"

by groug on Mar 14, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. He just got named Opening Day second baseman.

That's should have been a cue to perpare a cot on the DL.

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who needs a 2b-man? It'd be a great time to deal Ray-Ray!

by BigO on Mar 14, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You think Durham was traded?

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh, No. But it would be nice, wouldn't it?

by BigO on Mar 14, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just going to posit that theory

by out machine on Mar 14, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is a beautiful dream.

I looked up Steve Kline in the dictionary. He wasn't there. If he was, it would have said "pretty okay"

by groug on Mar 14, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really, though, does any team need one?

by BigO on Mar 14, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we traded him to Augusta for No0onan?

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade him to Augusta for a green blazer and pair of plaid golf pants. Heck, even a jaunty cap. Let's dress like the late Payne Stewart in celebration.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 14, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heck

I'll take Michael Barrett's cup and a Canadian Penny.

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bastard...that would've made my weekend...hell it would've made the season!

by Gamer101 on Mar 14, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1 run on 4 hits

Rowand actually crashed head first into that batted ball.

by out machine on Mar 14, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

stupid gameday link....I still have Roberts up to bat....stop posting spoilers damnit!

by Gamer101 on Mar 14, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soylent Green is people

I looked up Steve Kline in the dictionary. He wasn't there. If he was, it would have said "pretty okay"

by groug on Mar 14, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soylent Green II is STILL people

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Mar 14, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time

I looked up Steve Kline in the dictionary. He wasn't there. If he was, it would have said "pretty okay"

by groug on Mar 14, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The call is coming from inside the house

I looked up Steve Kline in the dictionary. He wasn't there. If he was, it would have said "pretty okay"

by groug on Mar 14, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Takes one to know one.

Southern California: Water thieves and Dodgers fans.

by jasomack on Mar 14, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ed Norton's charater in Fight Club is actually Tyler Durden.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 14, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To Serve Man

It's a Cook Book!

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keyser Soze IS Verbal Klint

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Mar 14, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

H8

Just so everyone knows, I hate Eric Byrnes.


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

X, you're not alone.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 14, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looks like an evil clown...

Idolizing the Nuschler Face since April 8, 1986 / GIANTSPACEâ„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 14, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't do that again. please.

Southern California: Water thieves and Dodgers fans.

by jasomack on Mar 14, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh shi


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH GOD WHAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Mar 14, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously.

with all the new bells and whistles, it just popped up, unannounced. not cool.
well i guess it was announced, but still.

Southern California: Water thieves and Dodgers fans.

by jasomack on Mar 14, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frightening.

by out machine on Mar 14, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's because

He is an evil clown.

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats like the most serious case of rape eyes I've ever seen


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the actual pic on his blog...

That's the scary part. Like that clown from Stephen King's It.

Idolizing the Nuschler Face since April 8, 1986 / GIANTSPACEâ„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 14, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

his blog is so GREAT though. it reads a little bit like HULK'S DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET

it's me, JP

by JP on Mar 14, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Byrnes has some issues...

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.

by raisingcain on Mar 14, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

molina

how many F*n innings is Molina going to lead off as the cleanup hitter? this gets dumber the more i think about it.

Southern California: Water thieves and Dodgers fans.

by jasomack on Mar 14, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Those dipshits couldn't extend some common courtesy & let us know of their lineup changes"

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The secret is strikes

Throw Strikes Sanchez


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad Sanchez

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Your 2008 closer.

by sfgreg on Mar 14, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dirty Sanchez?

by Brags on Mar 14, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bath! Dirty Sanchez

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And usually will be

by hitters to right, center and left

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm on it...

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 14, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, you beat me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Mar 14, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

News Item: Baron beats Sanchez and Jponry with the same whuppin padddle

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The line forms here

by robbgin on Mar 14, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry if this has been covered

Anything that includes the quote, "I'm always stoned to the bone during games. I'd been smoking big weed about 10 minutes before that (expletive) guy hit that ball, so they had a little advantage on me," in reference to a Barry Bonds HR needs more attention.

http://deadspin.com/367826/i-like-totally-had-that-ball-man-cough

by Brags on Mar 14, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"stoned to the bone" is a hilarious phrasing to me


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone know Ort's spring line so far?


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His best so far is "Wait til next year."

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure, but I wish he would break out the summer fashions... da dum dum

by BigO on Mar 14, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear he'll be sporting a

Fresno Grizzly uniforn in drab summer gray

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Konerko, baby!

how about Morales or Kotchman?

by wilriv21 on Mar 14, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Whatever it is it's sure as hell not good enough for a starting MLB First Baseman.

by W8ingForATitle on Mar 14, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's what happen when you turn your 5th OF into a 1B


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our 5th OF is Davis

Our 6th is Nate.

So that's what happens when you turn your 7th OF into a 1B.

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad Bocock!


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Durham out with a migraine


http://www.baycityball.com

by xanthan on Mar 14, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How poetic

by cakes on Mar 14, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping he injured his suck muscle.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Mar 14, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah. No chance

His suck muscle remains taut and toned

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He needs to play, since he gave all of us one for an entire year.

by BigO on Mar 14, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gamers don't do migraines

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

they only have headaches from crashing into walls.

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tyler Walker did that once

when he smelled a ham sandwich in Bochy's office

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave Roberts

No one wants to hear it, but he's gonna have a good year. Maybe .300 if Davis faces the lefties.

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's Peanuts

He'll hit .400 if we trade him to someone else

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what does this mean? Do you think he should start over Lewis?

by BigO on Mar 14, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Roberts is a solid LF and leadoff hitter vs RHPs. He is a constant in clubhouse. I am a big Lewis fan - he reminds me a lot of Devon White. Lewis is in the middle of scoring rallies and should be the 4th OF with plenty of ABs

by wilriv21 on Mar 14, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I disagree, but it is likely to be the way things are. I really don't have a big problem with Roberts, but it's just time (and the right team) that Lewis gets to start.

by BigO on Mar 14, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roberts vs Lewis vs Roberts

Roberts could start vs RHPs, leadoff and still a ton of bases. Lewis could get plenty of starts in all three OF positions. Davis would be a late inning defensive replacement.

by wilriv21 on Mar 14, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, right. Or you could reverse the whole thing, with Roberts getting the 4th OF starts. I think Davis should start and lead off against lhps.

by BigO on Mar 14, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Davis in left, that is.

by BigO on Mar 14, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AY YO HEN EE YO

Idolizing the Nuschler Face since April 8, 1986 / GIANTSPACEâ„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 14, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

VELEZ!!

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Your 2008 closer.

by sfgreg on Mar 14, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EhoO0OoO0OoO0Onio!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BMoney keeps inning alive

with 2 out hit and then the new starting 3b with power hits a HR

by wilriv21 on Mar 14, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll post it again

Roberto Kelly on Eugenio:

Asked how Velez's combination of speed and power measured up against players from his era, Kelly quickly offered the name of future Hall of Famer Rickey Henderson.
"He may even have more home run power than Rickey did," said Kelly, who roamed the same outfield with Henderson as a member of the New York Yankees.

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Eugenio Run

Idolizing the Nuschler Face since April 8, 1986 / GIANTSPACEâ„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 14, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Little V

His best year is when he worked with Kelly in Augusta. Now that Kelly is his 1b coach I can see the kid blossoming once again. Give the kid a shot at 3b.

by wilriv21 on Mar 14, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No to "Little V"!

I'm going with AV.

Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Mar 14, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

E. Vel

Lay off the motorcycle and wash your truck.

Idolizing the Nuschler Face since April 8, 1986 / GIANTSPACEâ„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 14, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I originally went with Eevee, but I wanted to incorporate something that had the pronunciation.

Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Mar 14, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's

two different POKEMON references on one gamday thread.

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry

We'll pick up the slack soon enough.

Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Mar 14, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EV Training.

Democracy is lovely but baseball is more mature. BVCE supports Manny Burriss and SF Dugout.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Mar 14, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I PREDICT 40 JACKS FOR VELEZ.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Mar 14, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Velez up for adoption?

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sanchez is dealing

Keeps extending his outings by an inning

by wilriv21 on Mar 14, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You extend your outing in public

and you might go to jail, Wil

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The great Lon Simmons

Bow down Greenwald.

Idolizing the Nuschler Face since April 8, 1986 / GIANTSPACEâ„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 14, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, bow down

And pick up Lon. I think he just had a stroke.

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1b is a glaring hole

what are the Giants going to do with 1b? Villalona is not ready, Smoak or Hosmer has yet to be drafted, Bowker is not ready and Ishikawa is a bum.

by wilriv21 on Mar 14, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THREE WORDS

Hee Seop Choi

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Mar 14, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is he available? He would certainly provide some power.

I'm in!

I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused!

by PLUChris on Mar 14, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's back in Korea, as far as I know.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Mar 14, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Being a Bum

Never stopped a Giant from playing an entire year

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain at 1B

Idolizing the Nuschler Face since April 8, 1986 / GIANTSPACEâ„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Mar 14, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Will you take Dan Johnson?

Please, pretty please?

"Evidently, a large number of people said, 'We really need more vermin at the ballpark, Artie.'" - Nick, 10/7/07

by doctorK on Mar 14, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 14, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rice & Chicken for all of us?

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Si

and if he keeps winning I'll throw in a couple of Pina Coladas

by wilriv21 on Mar 14, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EUGENIO

On base again

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

These comments are a little weird. Gonna take some getting used to.

Waiting for Giants and Niners to contend once more.

by dcp on Mar 14, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just get away from ResDog

You'll feel better right away

;-)

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pot. Kettle. Black. ;)

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup, mine did.

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Your 2008 closer.

by sfgreg on Mar 14, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MIne lacks the proper nutrients

So I quit slopping it to the pigs. I'm switching to another brand

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine's back, but my VPN just died...how'd we score runs 5 an 6?

by bgunn on Mar 14, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The gameday is still playing...

But I don't hear nothing.

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe that the two-mic set up that they had for Greenwald and Simmons is a bit beyond their engineering capacity.

by 2X2L on Mar 14, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they're back now

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously

Lon was like twice the volume of Doug. I think when Lon went to leave he pulled the plug.

by out machine on Mar 14, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

[Inappropriate joke that includes Lon and "pulling the plug".]

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Recomend/Flag

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what happens if you click on the icon?

by wilriv21 on Mar 14, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What icon? the picture?

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the orange "actions" blurb

by wilriv21 on Mar 14, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It gives you 2 options:

Flag (as in mark as inappropriate), or recommend. Flags are only visible to moderators (Grant,Goofus,Kenshin,HTS,WalrusMan.)

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

:.(

Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Mar 14, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh yeah I knew i forgot somone

Sorry.

BTW, since when are HTS and WalrusMan moderators?

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since yesterday. They went through a rigorous and thoroughly humiliating hazing ritual. It was wonderful.

Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Mar 14, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the coolness of being a moderator was irrevocably diluted.

2008 Giants: A steaming pile of scrap!

by Goofus on Mar 14, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm still sore...

Coming to you from the Land of Many Beers

by WalrusMan on Mar 15, 2008 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had to shampoo 5 times!

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Mar 16, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It opens the parallel universe

In which Giants hitters are patient & the pitchers throw strikes. But..... no donuts.

by ResDog on Mar 14, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can write a note to your teacher

by robbgin on Mar 14, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice Work Grybowski

You are Exhibit A as to why won-loss records are meaningless in spring training.

by out machine on Mar 14, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Example B is a 3-4-5- of Winn, Molina, and Durham.

What? That could be our Opening Day Lineup too?

by Brags on Mar 14, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fortunato in the cleanup spot...Bochy is getting desperate.

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Your 2008 closer.

by sfgreg on Mar 14, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatever works. That strikeout / wild pitch / runner scores combo is pretty nifty.

by FavoriteSpring on Mar 14, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eho0()0O0()0nio!!!!

You deserve to be struck out, when your first name's a verb.

by Cookyman on Mar 14, 2008 3:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

From Jayson Stark's blog talking about the league's worst teams:

Giants: "You watch that team, and it's actually depressing," said a scout that has watched way too much of the Giants, apparently. ... "The talk of Arizona," said another scout, "is, how bad will the Giants be?"
But it's hard to find scouts who don't think the Orioles and Giants will lose 100.

Hard to argue.

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Your 2008 closer.

by sfgreg on Mar 14, 2008 3:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gulp

Hard to swallow.

by Moggeee on Mar 14, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats what she said!

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Mar 14, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reminds me

I was working a joke out in my mind, but never got it quite right: The governor of New York was going to hookers because his wife is Spitzer and he likes Swallozers..

2008 Giants: A steaming pile of scrap!

by Goofus on Mar 14, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With the springs that Winn, Ray Ray, Davis, Velez, Lewis, Davis and Aurilia are having, it seems like they're at least trying to argue. That's something.

2008 Giants: A steaming pile of scrap!

by Goofus on Mar 14, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's this offense business?

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Mar 14, 2008 3:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giants win

Has a nice ring to it.

by FavoriteSpring on Mar 14, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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