Don't wear Giant gear , apparently.
And don't yell "WHOO BOY , WHAT STINKS IN HERE? OH , IT'S THE DAMN DODGERS!"

You'll be fine.

Actually, I think the last shooting was in SF, and it was a Giants fan murdering a Dodger fan.

In the biz we call that a "low point."

May I suggest the all you can eat RF pavillion.  You may need a medic after the game but with the Giants losing, the 15 hot dogs and 10 orders of nachos will hit the spot. :)  Might help to brush up on your Spanish too.

vr, Xei

Don't sit in the bleachers or else you're left with these guys to save your ass if shit goes down:

Besides they don't use knives, they carry shanks down there.

First off, how good are you with shape charges?  Can you set a detonator correctly?  If so, than while you're in Smurf Park, I got a couple of suggestions.

All seriousness aside, If you go for the entire nine innings, you'll have the park to yourself pretty much for the 1st oouple of innings, and every inning after the 6th.  The $)(#*$% dogs are pretty good at least.

Now about those shape charges...

It has been transformed into a pastel nightmare.  It is absolutely one of the ugliest color configurations I've ever seen.

the RF pavilion is a bad idea, as are all the bleachers.  View Reserved is probably the most family-friendly and therefore Giants friendly section and provides a decent enough view of the game.

Parking just generally sucks.  sorry.  If you arrive on time and leave at the appropriate time you won't hit the bulk of traffic.  Dodgers fans really are some of the worst.  

Food-wise, It's a decent park.  Nothing too thrilling; the dodger dogs are overrated.

In all, remember to come prepared with thick skin if you're going to root for the Giants alone.

good luck, though!

Bring your SF gear, root for the Giants, act civil and no problem at all. Since it will be your first time to Dodger Stadium get there early, watch some BP and acquaint yourself. With early arrival you could park close to lot K which will give you the quickest/shortest exit from stadium to freeway. The Giants will be on the first base side - so you might want to purchase a ticket in the even number aisles.

If you prefer to eat at the stadium bring lots of money. Recommend Gordon Biersch behind home plate on the field level. The chicken sausage and garlic fries and excellent.

http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/la/ballpark/ballpark_guide_list.jsp

Prepare yourself for the $10 beer.  The dogs are really good.

Most of the rowdiest fans can't afford internet acess so they probably don't have opening day tickets and thus, sitting anywhere is probably ok.  On normal days, just avoiding the bleachers will keep your family out of harm's way.

The sound system there is pretty dated so if you want optimum hearing, sit closer to home or closer to center field.  down the lines, you tend to have trouble catching everything.

And if you want a good bar to go to before the game, hit up The Shortstop.  It's on Sunset and has $1 beers before gametime.  It's a hole in the wall place but it's walking distance (albeit a sturdy walk up a hill).  And if you somehow manage to grab a parking spot near there, it's a pretty quick shot back to the 101 from there.

They've got new people doing their pre-game ceremonies now so if that's your thing, you'll definitely wanna get there in time, they are awfully good at what they do now.

If you're with drunk friends, go ahead and start Beat LA chants, you won't get hurt.

I went to quite a few games back in the early 90s when I lived in LA and my roomie scored lots of tickets via his job at the Bel Air Country Club. It seemed like every team that came through town had plenty of fans in the stands, given that there are so many transplants in the LA area. With that being the norm (I don't know if that's still the case; I can't imagine why it would change--it's still a city of transplants...in the geographic sense) I never got the impression that visiting team fans, Giants or otherwise, took any major heat from the homers. There are just so many of them it ain't worth fighting; kind of like going to a 49ers game these last few bleak years: half the stadium is visiting team fans, so it's a waste of energy getting all worked up about it/them.

I agree with the safety in numbers idea. You'll probably be OK on your own, but if you want to be a full on, openly cheering Giants fan (the only way to go), its definitely most enjoyable in a large group.

I was there back in 2002 with a group of four, all in Giants gear. We got some verbal abuse (mostly harmless) on the way to our seats and after we sat down, but soon after that, we were joined by other groups of wayward Giants fans. Eventually, there were about 20 of us, the drunk heckling subsided, and we had a great time.

Of course, it didn't hurt that the Giants were up 10-0 (12-0 final score) by the 4th inning. By the 9th, it was almost surreal to see the stadium mostly empty except for the pockets of loud Giants fans.

Now, things may have changed since then. This was before all of the hostile, "Barry sucks", anti-Giants vibes took over, so looking back, I don't know if I would do the same thing today. I wouldn't dare try any of this in the outfield pavilion, which I hear is a no man's land.

A few helpful tips for your visit to Dodger stadium

1. Take a Dodger fans advice and head here
http://www.chavezlatrine.com/
for gear. Proudly wear your Chavez Latrine tee with pride.

2. If you are a Lesbian I would advise leaving your "life partner" alone. Any affection what so ever will be cause for your dismissal from the premises.
3. Make sure that you stay away from the ballpark till at least the third inning. You will be recognized as a Giants fan immediately for entering the stadium on time.
4. I would also advise leaving by the 7th. The parking lot employee's are usually locking the gate by then as part of their parole they have to be home by 10

Just stick to these helpful little tidbits of information and everything should be just fine

I've been to a handful of games at Dodger Stadium.  It's a nice place, especially considering when it was built.

The best seats IMO are their loge level between the bases.  It's like the club level at the phone booth, except it's actually lower and closer to the field than that.  

I was sitting first row there 1/3 of the way between home and third when Brian Johnson threw out two runners in one inning, including Raul Mondesi when I swear Mondesi was just a step and a dive away from the bag when Johnson released the ball.  

I've never been hassled for being a Giants fan there.  I don't think I'm obnoxious about it though.

Other great Dodger Stadium memory:  Atlee Hammaker leading the Giants to a 3-1 victory over Valenzuela at the height of Fernandomania.  Thanks to that game, I would never turn on Atlee.