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OT: Qualifications of a Superhero

Warning: the following entry has absolutely nothing to do with baseball.

My brothers and I have an argument that somehow comes up about every time that we see each other.  It's one that I've found many people to be on both sides of.  The question: is Batman a superhero?

I know there's some comic and superhero lovers around these parts and I want to get your consensus.  Any comments and opinions related to the subject are welcome and suggested.

The all-knowing wikipedia describes a superhero as "a fictional character of unprecedented physical prowess dedicated to acts of derring-do in the public interest".  The main argument that I've heard against Batman being a superhero has been that he has no super power, and thus, cannot be a SUPER hero.  I call BS on this argument...he's incredibly strong, has a mastery of martial arts, defeats villains for the betterment of society, and has Alfred---that argument alone should be enough.

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Is Batman a superhero?
Yes
96 votes
No
33 votes

129 votes | Poll has closed

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A hero is only defined as the enemy he opposes.

So Batman fights Supervillains? Then I’d say he’s a Superhero.

Bruce can even keep Superman in check.

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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 4, 2008 10:17 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

RE: The Dark Knight Returns

Have you read this? The stories sound fascinating.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 4, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

DKR is awesome. DKR2 is poo.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 10:44 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

IGN disagrees

apparently 2nd on the list of top 25 greatest Batman novels?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 4, 2008 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

DKR2 was meh. Year One was actually better.

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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 4, 2008 11:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

What’s number one?

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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

according to SoFa's wiki link

it’s Batman: Year One.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 4, 2008 12:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

OK… that’s fine.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 12:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

DKR still has the edge though in plot lines. Year One follows the Batman mythos pretty close. I think that’s where Batman Begins gets its premise.

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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 4, 2008 1:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yup

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Dec 4, 2008 3:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

could not agree more. DKR2 is such a crapfest, I don’t know that I would want to use it as TP.

by tyrannoman on Dec 4, 2008 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t read the DKR2, because Frank Miller really bugs me now.

by satyricrash on Dec 4, 2008 2:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I had to read DKR for one of my core humanities classes and thought it was amazing, wrote a pretty good paper on it too

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Dec 4, 2008 10:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A must have for your bookshelf.

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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 4, 2008 10:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

poo?

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 4, 2008 10:51 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What about it? The bathroom is down the hall, to the left.

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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 4, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

a superhero is not what Gotham needs

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by The Gene Hackman on Dec 4, 2008 10:19 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

no human could take that many punches and not last for under a year...

and no one has that sort of reaction speed or luck.

Definitely a superhero.

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Dec 4, 2008 10:27 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

rocky did

and he’s just a lug from philly

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 4, 2008 10:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait.

Are you saying Rocky isn’t a superhero?

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 4, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

did I stutter?

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 4, 2008 10:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And but so, if Rocky and Batman fought, who would win?

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by The Gene Hackman on Dec 4, 2008 10:45 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Batman

His superior intelligence and gobs of cash would see to that. Rocky isn’t that smart, AND Paulie lost all of his money.

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Dec 4, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am probably the biggest Rocky fan ever

But even I will be the first to admit that Rocky’s main strategy is tiring his opponents to the point that he can unleash holy hell on them. Batman just doesn’t tire like Clubber.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 4, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

but, my friend, you have forgotten:

r2rocky2

Rocky can “eat lightning” and “crap thunder”.
Advantage: the Rock

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by The Gene Hackman on Dec 4, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Rock would lay the smackdown on all their candyasses!

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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dick Cheney?!?

Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.

by EliminateMe on Dec 4, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

holy chicken chase batman, he was!

Castillo got the DFA. Guestimate for Castillo DFA to come before the 2009 season = 2.

by kennv on Dec 4, 2008 4:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Chuck Norris

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Dec 4, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That movie would kick so much ass.



Wait, more like: That movie would kick its own ass because it’s scared shitless of Chuck Norris

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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 4, 2008 11:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Batman also has a much higher than average intelligence, and Knowledge is power!

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 10:29 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Also if Batman isn’t a superhero, by that definition Iron Man isn’t as well.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 10:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

great point.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 4, 2008 10:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

what about that atomic heart?

pre-atomic heart, certainly.
post-atomic heart, i think he’s super-human.

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by The Gene Hackman on Dec 4, 2008 10:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It doesn’t really enhance his physical body in any way though. He still needs the suit to perform superheroic deeds.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

precisely

neither of those dudes is a superhero.
their suits, however, might be.

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by The Gene Hackman on Dec 4, 2008 10:52 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

the heart is basically a pacemaker

not a super ability

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Dec 4, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

/Barry Bonds steroids debate

by rotorueter on Dec 4, 2008 1:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Where's Baggs when you need him?

He’d settle this.

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Dec 4, 2008 10:33 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Nobody signaled him.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Dec 4, 2008 12:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

since we have a Baggs signal, should we have a designated commish of the McCoven who signals Baggs?

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Dec 4, 2008 10:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely Superhero

Also the coolest of all superheroes. I mean, Superman can only be slowed down by an alien object. Spiderman has his awesome spider sense that conveniently disappears when someone is about to club him over the head from behind (too much comic strip). Wolverine has claws that come out of his hands, AND he’s unbreakable!

Batman? He’s just better than everyone else. That’s his frickin’ super power.

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Dec 4, 2008 10:44 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

no, he's an everyman

who defies the norm. that’s what make him cooler than a superhero

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 4, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So if Superman were to say to Batman, “What, you think you’re BETTER than me?” Batman would reply, “Yup.”

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Dec 4, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He probably did say that once.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Batman stashes Kryptonite bullets in the Batcave.

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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 4, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Batman doesn't NEED kryptonite!

He can cut that motherfudger with his bare hands, bitches!

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Dec 4, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

batman doesn't need kryptonite

he leaves the green arrow to use kryptonite arrows instead

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by Speedforthewin on Dec 4, 2008 10:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Superman is weak against magic too.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just ask a 6 year old.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?

by zenbitz on Dec 4, 2008 10:58 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

a fictional character of unprecedented physical prowess dedicated to acts of derring-do in the public interest"

OH YEAH? What about Prof X. He’s got unprecedented MENTAL prowess, but he can’t even cross his legs by himself.

by satyricrash on Dec 4, 2008 11:08 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Not even with his MIND!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Dec 4, 2008 12:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But he can make you THINK he did.

Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...

by tedfordfan on Dec 4, 2008 12:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I voted no

To me the term superhero does require superpowers. Batman and Ironman are both just rich dudes with some amazing technology and strong wills. They do not have any powers that are beyond human limits.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Dec 4, 2008 11:13 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I also voted no

…and agree that superhero requires super powers. Sadly, Batman is merely a “hero” – at best. That should be good enough for you people, like dating a model should be good enough. But no, you insist on dating a supermodel! Where’s the love for regular models, and regular heroes*?

*In no way does this endorse the NBC show or its sponsors. Your heroism may vary. If heroism persists for more than four hours, consult a physician.

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005.

by Lyle on Dec 4, 2008 4:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That should be good enough for you people, like dating a model should be good enough. But no, you insist on dating a supermodel! Where’s the love for regular models, and regular heroes*?

/Tom Brady laughs uncontrollably

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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 4, 2008 4:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The cast of Heroes has superpowers, right? Guaranteed, Batman could kick any of their asses, especially Rory Gilmore’s ex-boyfriend. He could probably also kill the cheerleader.

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Dec 4, 2008 8:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

what abou Aquaman?

He has superpowers, but they’re really not that useful.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 4, 2008 11:13 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t even need to click on the link because I knew where that was going.

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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 4, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like how the uploader just recorded his TV screen. If he could upload that, why couldn’t he get a digital copy or DVD to use instead?

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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he's going for that pirated movie look

To give him some credit, at least the TV is mostly centered in the frame, unlike some crappy videos I’ve seen that are inexplicably shot at an angle.

by rightcenterfielder on Dec 4, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ITS TO AVOIDZ GLAIR!!!

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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 4, 2008 12:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

True

Also he was smart enough to put the camera on something, so it doesn’t shake like crazy.

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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 12:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

is chuck norris a superhero?

he’s strong, knows kung jitsu and defeats villains for the betterment of rednecks
therefore- superhero

i adopt the ghost of ernest riles

by Headhunter Rollins on Dec 4, 2008 11:59 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

nah, he used to live next door to my in-laws

and he’s a tiny, skinny thing with a loud, obnoxious dog. I’m not a fan.

Giants: World Series Champions...in 2011.

by Giants_Junkie on Dec 4, 2008 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, this martial arts master of the universe has a GUARD DOG.

Why the fcuk would a superhero need a guard dog?

Giants: World Series Champions...in 2011.

by Giants_Junkie on Dec 4, 2008 12:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps it is the martial arts master guard dog of the universe? And Chuck is the only one who understands him.

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Dec 4, 2008 12:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

dude you should totally give out autographs. or get the dog to. theres gotta be some money in that. The Chuck Norris+Dog next door… TO MURDER!
GET HOLLYWOOD ON THE PHONE!

by lincypoo i wuv u on Dec 4, 2008 11:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Josh?

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by Lyle on Dec 5, 2008 3:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Definite superhero

defined by his general kickassitude.

Put another way, when a supervillain wants to conquer the world and proceeds to take out all the superheroes who may stop him (or her), who is the first person they take out? Yep. Batman. QED.

Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...

by tedfordfan on Dec 4, 2008 12:33 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Captain America

same situation — no unnatural powers
and all of them were unquestionably superheros

by melottfan on Dec 4, 2008 12:37 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Ahem

Super-soldier serum, dude.

Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.

by EliminateMe on Dec 4, 2008 1:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ahem

Super-soldier serum Flaxseed oil, dude.

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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 4, 2008 1:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

so Capt’n America’s America’s freakin captain and Bonds gets crucified? The hypocrisy…

by lincypoo i wuv u on Dec 4, 2008 11:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bonds’ shield wasn’t quite as cool.

Sergio Romo: striking out professional hitters since 2005.

by Lyle on Dec 5, 2008 3:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The main argument that I’ve heard against Batman being a superhero has been that he has no super power, and thus, cannot be a SUPER hero.

On the contrary, that’s what makes him the greatest of all superheroes.

Lincecum excepted, of course.

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Dec 4, 2008 1:06 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

This just came up the other day

My brother, aka Biff Pocaroba in these parts, was talking about the upcoming movie “The Watchmen” when he made something like this comment:

“There’s only one superhero in the town, a guy with real powers. The rest are like Batman-types”

So I think that should settle it.

by Stoned Slacker on Dec 4, 2008 1:19 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Okay, that settles is.

Your brother definitely does not know what he’s talking about. I wasn’t sure before.

Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.

by EliminateMe on Dec 4, 2008 1:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A hero kills people. People that wish him harm. A hero is part human, part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma or out of a disaster and must be avenged.

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Dec 4, 2008 2:42 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Well, by that, you could say Hitler was a hero.

by satyricrash on Dec 4, 2008 2:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

dwight shrute ispretty german.

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Dec 4, 2008 2:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I knew I recognized that from somewhere!

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Dec 4, 2008 2:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Now, what are the qualifications for a hero sandwich?

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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 3:02 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

oil and vinegar—hero. Mayo and mustard—no fookin way.

/east coast bias

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Dec 4, 2008 3:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hero sandwich can tell when you’re hungry

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 4, 2008 3:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

when you’ve forgotten your bag lunch at home, somehow hero sandwich finds his way into your backpack.

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Dec 4, 2008 3:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Atomic mustard.

by satyricrash on Dec 4, 2008 3:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta agree with bgunn..

oil and vinegar. salt,pepper, Peperoncini , onions, assorted cheeses and meats, and good bread, not that Subway crap.

My adopted son Matt Downs. Lost in the wilderness of mediocrity.

by nvsfg on Dec 4, 2008 5:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No

Batman is just a rich dude in a rubber suit

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Dec 4, 2008 4:15 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

No hero

With a belt full of LIES, not powers

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Dec 5, 2008 11:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tim Tebow

Not

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Dec 4, 2008 5:00 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Y’know, the title of this fanpost would make a good movie title. Quick! Trademark it, UnleashTheGore!

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 5:12 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Nerdiest Fan-whatsis ever? TK says yes.

Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.

by tk on Dec 4, 2008 6:52 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure we’ve had nerdier.

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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 8:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

MY POKEMANS

LET ME SHOW YOU THEM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Dec 4, 2008 8:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

OMG WHERE?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Dec 4, 2008 9:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Right here

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Dec 5, 2008 11:20 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not.

I.e. I couldn’t become Green Lantern unless I was chosen by the guardians of the Universe but given enough startup capital and an adequate research facility I could be Batman.

You could be Batman?

Sure, I’M BATMAN, see?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Dec 4, 2008 9:08 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

btw..

This.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Dec 4, 2008 10:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap, speaking of laugh tracks!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Dec 4, 2008 10:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s the only thing that annoys me about that show.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Dec 4, 2008 10:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Funny clip, BUT… He’d also have learn to be a master of karate. And friendship for everyone.

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Dec 5, 2008 10:07 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

waaaaah

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Dec 5, 2008 4:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

so the real question: is nightman a superhero? what about greenman?

by lincypoo i wuv u on Dec 5, 2008 11:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Worst superhero ever?

My vote is for Aquaman.

/communicates telepathically with dolphins

/deer head
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Dec 5, 2008 6:23 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Super Chicken would kick all of their asses!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 5, 2008 2:50 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

caaaaaaaaaaaaall for super chicken! bawk bawk bawk bawk!

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Dec 6, 2008 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Wayne's enormous buying power = superpower

To deny that is to deny that the USA was ever a superpower.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Dec 6, 2008 1:57 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

that means Iron Man is a superhero yes? Because at least Bruce Wayne is a highly trained fighter. Tony Stark is a rich guy in a suit.

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support inroywetrust in his support of The VD Special in his support of me supporting Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Dec 6, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A rich guy...

In a SUPER suit.

Think about THAT!

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Dec 6, 2008 12:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Batman is clearly a super hero, but he’s not a superhero.

by David Arnott on Dec 6, 2008 11:45 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

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