Praise Jesus!
Nice little piece on my adopted Giant. I'm getting more and more excited about the move to get him, especially since it was so low-risk. If the team doesn't acquire another 3B, Guzman provides ready insurance against Pablo not working out.
Even though he'll probably be the starting 3B in AAA, his bat sounds close to MLB-ready.
I always thought Henry Schulman was Jewish, so I guess this makes him a "Jew for Jesus".
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Eight-Year Olds Dude

I Don't Tolerate Intolerance!
Jeremy Affeldt Ready To Make His Father Proud
by Giant among Angels on Dec 28, 2008 6:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
PRAISE HIM!
/raises fist menacingly
We don't really have that much pitching depth. We don't really have that much pitching depth. FOR GOD SAKE, VERUCA, DON'T GO FAKE TRADING JONATHAN SANCHEZ. We don't really have that much pitching depth
by oldjacket on Dec 28, 2008 6:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
What's the deal?
How come every 3B that’s been mentioned as a possible candidate to fill our 3B need can’t field?
But other then that, yeah, I’m excited about this guy
by Useful_Idiot on Dec 28, 2008 7:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I missed this signing?
…and what did our new GM do with the real Brian Sabean?!?!?!?1111
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
by jasomack on Dec 28, 2008 7:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
it was like a month ago
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Dec 29, 2008 1:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He ultimately might be somebody.
I halfway believe that but I fully doubt it.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Dec 29, 2008 6:25 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
he'll always be somebody to daddy Goofus.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Dec 29, 2008 9:24 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
when he was born, we said “Dear baby Jesus, how we love you.”
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Dec 29, 2008 1:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
OT - Speaking of Jesus
Right now as I type a documentary is on the BIO channel (275 in the east bay) called Jesus Camp. If I am not mistaken, this is where the Brian Wilson Raptor Jesus gif came from.
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 29, 2008 8:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
That movie scared the ****ing **** out of me. A few days after I saw it I had a nightmare about those kids, and that’s not a joke
Wall-E for Best Picture 2008
by Useful_Idiot on Dec 29, 2008 9:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I love the 5-year-old saved kid who “wanted something more in life”. Dude, you’re 5-years-old, go outside and play or something.
by xanthan on Dec 30, 2008 7:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
He can't.
They locked him inside , hence the “something more”.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Dec 30, 2008 8:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
YYEAAAAHHHH!
Months later, and actual answer
We don't really have that much pitching depth. We don't really have that much pitching depth. FOR GOD SAKE, VERUCA, DON'T GO FAKE TRADING JONATHAN SANCHEZ. We don't really have that much pitching depth
by oldjacket on Dec 30, 2008 8:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs




















