Lance Niekro
Anyone notice that the Braves signed him...AS A PITCHER!
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Next, the Reds sign Felix Rodriguez as a catcher and Mark McGwire comes out of retirement as a third baseman.
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by jcb9 on Dec 17, 2008 3:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Think we could sign Big Mac? We need that power hitting 3rd baseman…Defense be damned!!
I’ll bet the only person Niekro can strike out is himself…anyone else see we signed Francis Beltran? Must be Fresno fodder.
If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.
Padre renuente de Luis Perdomo, porque él es todo el que se deja hasta junio.
by Mike Hawk on Dec 17, 2008 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I’m thinking Phil must have asked for a favor
by FluLikeSymptoms on Dec 17, 2008 4:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And now we trade Zito for Niekro…..it’s so obvious. Why didn’t we see this before? Mr. Sabean, you are a genius.
by biff pocoroba on Dec 17, 2008 4:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I like this
I hope he makes it. I always had a soft spot for him.
by FairweatherFan on Dec 17, 2008 6:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
you think they had a godfather moment where lance was ready to retire and they just “pulled him back in”?
i adopt brian sabean... take that dramatic irony!
by Headhunter Rollins on Dec 18, 2008 9:33 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Didn't this happen last year?
With like the Stros or something?
by NeifiChicken on Dec 18, 2008 9:52 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Ah, looks like someone finally had a Come to Jesus Meeting with him.
by wilriv21 on Dec 18, 2008 3:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Quoi?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Dec 18, 2008 4:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs




















