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APBA Baseball, anyone?

It's been a while since I have been to McCovey Chronicles.  I got pretty sick of it.  For me it became an S.A.T. Word Analogy.  McCovey Chronicles is to Baseball as Christians are to Christianity.  Most of the Christians I come across believe in the right stuff, but go about it the wrong way.  Doom and Gloom.  Much like the McCoven.  They root for the team that is obviously the RIGHT team, but go about it the wrong way.  Protestant self-loathing and Giants fandom have striking similarities.  Anyhow... I've decided to give it another try.

I was wondering if any of the McCoven plays the old school board game APBA.  I haven't played it in years, but I kind of want to get back into it.

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luckily while you were away this awesome new guy named TakeAGiantStepNGo joined

by FluLikeSymptoms on Dec 15, 2008 12:53 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

“the GIANTS way”

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

Padre renuente de Luis Perdomo, porque él es todo el que se deja hasta junio.

by Mike Hawk on Dec 15, 2008 2:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

A COMMENTER doesn't know the meaning of the word lurk.

FairweatherFan is a COMMENTER!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Dec 15, 2008 6:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Note:

If you are trying to re-emerge on a scene, best not to start out by insulting everyone there.

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Dec 15, 2008 1:08 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I blame Sabean for not developing his fans properly…too many of us were rushed into the upper echelon that is the McCoven.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

Padre renuente de Luis Perdomo, porque él es todo el que se deja hasta junio.

by Mike Hawk on Dec 15, 2008 1:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

we’re suffering from years of a shot-sighted “post now” philosophy

by FluLikeSymptoms on Dec 15, 2008 2:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Post Now

There’s something really existential about that.

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Dec 15, 2008 2:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hear me now und believe me later is my strategy

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

Padre renuente de Luis Perdomo, porque él es todo el que se deja hasta junio.

by Mike Hawk on Dec 15, 2008 2:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Dec 15, 2008 1:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i should just make this my avatar

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Dec 15, 2008 1:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

“You guys suck. Also, most Christians suck. So anyway…”

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Dec 15, 2008 1:12 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I have no idea what the religion comparison thing is supposed to mean?

/deer head
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Dec 15, 2008 1:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Giants fans are Calvinists, maybe? Sinners in the hands of an angry Bonds.

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Dec 15, 2008 1:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Jesus Raptor will save us all.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Dec 15, 2008 1:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

except for the UnitariGiants

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Dec 15, 2008 1:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Calvinists?

Does that mean that we follow Calvin and Hobbes?

Because if it does then I’m probably one of them.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Dec 15, 2008 1:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No

it’s short for Calvin Murray-ists

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?

by zenbitz on Dec 15, 2008 2:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Using one of these

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Dec 15, 2008 1:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is that Jeff Burton winning the Benjamin Moore 500?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

Padre renuente de Luis Perdomo, porque él es todo el que se deja hasta junio.

by Mike Hawk on Dec 15, 2008 2:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

just some who painted with a broad brush

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Dec 15, 2008 4:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a question he got wrong on the SAT 10 years ago.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Dec 15, 2008 6:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Gloom!

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Dec 15, 2008 1:16 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I protest!

Instead: Doom!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Dec 15, 2008 6:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

APBA for windows here

Played since 1986. Man, what a ripoff now, though. They really need to figure out that if they just put a bunch of seasons on a disc, they will sell better. Having every single season cost $20 dollars is just stupid.

As such, I don’t really play any more. Not enough options, way too expensive for what you get.

by positiveuphemism on Dec 15, 2008 1:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

APBA from way back

Weird, I was just thinking about APBA today. Or maybe I think about it every day but never have any reason to dwell on it. I haven’t played in 25 years but I was a dice-shaking freak (and master APBA strategist) back in the day. Is it still a “board” game with dice? I would think it can’t be… who would want to play a game like that?

by ho-hum baby on Dec 16, 2008 2:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

uh…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Dec 15, 2008 1:28 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

You really are

the King of the one-word comments.

Leading the Pro-Aaron Rowand contingent on the McC!
You can ridicule me in 2009 if you like...

by ThrillisGone22 on Dec 15, 2008 2:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

nah

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Dec 15, 2008 2:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

queen

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Dec 15, 2008 2:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

word

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Dec 15, 2008 2:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

NO WAY

THAT GUYS A GIRL?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Dec 15, 2008 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ZOMG GUYS SINCE WHEN DO GIRLS GO ON SPORTS SITES?!!!!

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Dec 15, 2008 4:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

SINCE WHEN DO GIRLS GO ONLINE?!!!!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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by WalrusMan on Dec 15, 2008 5:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well that went well

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Dec 15, 2008 1:33 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

he didnt say pseudo-elitist, he doesnt know this place

i adopt brian sabean... take that dramatic irony!

by Headhunter Rollins on Dec 15, 2008 1:44 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

/high five

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Dec 15, 2008 1:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Go away.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Dec 15, 2008 1:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You’ll have to forgive him. He’s from Barcelona.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

Padre renuente de Luis Perdomo, porque él es todo el que se deja hasta junio.

by Mike Hawk on Dec 15, 2008 2:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You too.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Dec 15, 2008 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thank CHRIST!

Not a day goes by that “I cannot stop thinking about Milestrane” (and what happened to him). I fear his immortal soul may be in peril.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN... UNLESS HE KEEPS DRAFTING WELL. .. AND SIGNS UNDERRATED PLAYERS LIKE AFFELDT OR PHELPS. .. OR ALRIGHT WHO'S PLAYING WITH THE ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING RAY?

by zenbitz on Dec 15, 2008 2:20 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

They root for the team that is obviously the RIGHT team, but go about it the wrong way

YOU’RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT! GAWD!

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Dec 15, 2008 2:41 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

That’s what she said!

Zing!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Dec 15, 2008 2:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Dec 15, 2008 3:50 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I was wondering where you were! I’m always reminded of minestrone when I see your posts. I dislike minestrone.

Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Dec 15, 2008 4:15 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Me too

But I love the smell of it in the morning.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Dec 15, 2008 6:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So what you’re saying is that the Giants really don’t suck.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Dec 15, 2008 6:57 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

not nearly as much as their fans

by FluLikeSymptoms on Dec 15, 2008 7:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe one day we’ll be as good a fan as milentrane is.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Dec 15, 2008 8:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This site makes me happy in the pants. That’s all that matters to me.

by Norm Median on Dec 16, 2008 10:35 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Thinking about Adrian Gonzalez again are we?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

Padre renuente de Luis Perdomo, porque él es todo el que se deja hasta junio.

by Mike Hawk on Dec 16, 2008 1:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Again implies having, at one point, stopped.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Dec 16, 2008 1:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Very true.

I had a bowl of Gonzal-O’s for breakfast and proceeded to get on the 38 Adrian to my office at 44 Montgonzalez Street. And btw, hows the prediction game looking for last week?

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

Padre renuente de Luis Perdomo, porque él es todo el que se deja hasta junio.

by Mike Hawk on Dec 16, 2008 1:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I might not get to finish it until tomorrow. I’ll try tonight, but there’s a family early X-mas party goings on and I can’t promise you that I won’t be drinking.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Dec 16, 2008 2:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

your recap of the week would be awesome

if you did it drunk

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Dec 16, 2008 8:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps howtheyscored will score tonight….
Remember with every shot of jaeger she loses a couple pounds.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

Padre renuente de Luis Perdomo, porque él es todo el que se deja hasta junio.

by Mike Hawk on Dec 16, 2008 9:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

was all that insulting

your way of getting to 75 words? Creative!

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Dec 16, 2008 8:23 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Finally!!!

Besides the two people that actually talked about APBA, you’re the only other insightful person.

Brian Sabean is akin to a treatable form of cancer... just get rid of it before it kills you

by milesntrane on Dec 16, 2008 9:41 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I am? Why thank you.

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

Padre renuente de Luis Perdomo, porque él es todo el que se deja hasta junio.

by Mike Hawk on Dec 16, 2008 9:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You're Right!

The rest of these guys suck!

by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 16, 2008 9:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry….It could be cold outside and they are huddling for warmth…Reminds me of Homeward Bound…what an incredible journey that was…

If God had intended us not to rosterbate, he would've made our arms shorter.

Padre renuente de Luis Perdomo, porque él es todo el que se deja hasta junio.

by Mike Hawk on Dec 16, 2008 10:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

why does that one get fail?

it’s cute :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Dec 17, 2008 3:56 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fail for the dog, win for the cat.

by Natto on Dec 17, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

—————————————>

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Dec 16, 2008 10:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Next time, if you want to discuss something baseball related, it would be a good idea to actually discuss that, and not insult the entire blog en masse. Especially not by comparing them to the body of work of Christianity, which has taken the biggest shit this year since arguably the Crusades.

Guys would this count as a reverse flounce? Milesntrane actually thinks someone cares about his butthurt. And all over something that really wasn’t as bad as he thought it was. He missed some pretty epic threads we turned around from dumb to funny.

Life really was better without you. I didn’t realize it. The blog sucks again! It will suck for the next 999999 years! Blame the curse of the butthurt blogger! RUN

Really. I haven’t been around a lot these days. In fact, my absence actually concerned one of my closest friends. He was calling our mutual friends to ask if I was okay. And I didn’t feel compelled to tell anyone on the blog “OH HAY IM BACK” nor my reasons for not being around. Because, largely, nobody on this blog gives a shit about that. Take the hint.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 17, 2008 6:33 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I did notice that when I went missing for the weekend, there was no emergency APB thread regarding the issue.

:(

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2008 8:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Who said that?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Dec 17, 2008 9:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This thread is why I love this site

The thread topic was BS, what with the insults and references to obscure baseball-related board/card/computer games, and yet, the McCoven cleverly spin it into something that is funny and entertaining to read.

Maybe it’s just that making fun of stupidity is fun?

BTW, how could you possibly expect this thread to end well for your point of view? “Hey guys, I left because you all suck and are stupid fans who don’t know what you’re doing. Guess what?? IM BACK! Miss me? Now why don’t you all just talk about what I want to talk about?”

Nice.

by bondslegend on Dec 17, 2008 10:21 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

SHUT UP, STUPID

by Natto on Dec 17, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

YOU SHUT UP TOO, DOUBLE STUPID!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Dec 17, 2008 11:06 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Go away.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Dec 17, 2008 9:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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