OT: Soon to be cabbie questions/thoughts
So I hate this current job market. I really really really wish that I had another/better option on the table but outside of prostitution (which never was an option since women folk don't seem to pay for that, and while flattering I'm not into the dudes) there doesn't seem to be one. I don't want to make bathtub meth or sell crack in the tenderloin, so I figured the next best thing would be to get my Cab license and start driving ASAP so I can have some dinero to pay my rent and other bills.
I'm asking you lurkers and posters, what kind of suggestions you might have for pick up spots that would be under the radar. Outside of the typical commuter spots, conventions, baseball season beginning in April, etc. the only thing that is striking me as new and untested is the Chron listings of freighters that dock at the port of SF, and perhaps there's a way to contact the ship in advance to arrange for a pick up upon arrival.
Do you, the McC braintrust have any thoughts/ideas/suggestions for me?
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and no...Dead Hooker Storage isn't an option
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 9:19 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
what about a car that runs on dead hookers?
by oldjacket on Dec 10, 2008 9:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't be a trucker...
They are the ones responsible for all the dead hookers
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 9:45 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This is going back quite a few years, but my fiancee used to work at a supermarket in Stonestown and said that a large percentage of their customer base came from a nearby elderly housing complex. Seniors would usually take a bus to the supermarket, do their shopping for the week, and then call a cab to take them back home.
Maybe not a huge moneymaker for a cabbie, since the distances are short and the tips are minimal, but housing for the elderly would be a good customer base to develop, especially it would be mostly a daytime clientele, leaving evenings free to pick up folks going to/from restaurants and clubs downtown. Just a thought.
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by Kitspool on Dec 10, 2008 9:30 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
There's nothing wrong with short trips
IIRC the Chronicle had a story a few weeks/months back that said the Union Square – Fisherman’s Warf run (in both directions) was the bread and butter of SF Cabbies…
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 9:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The cock-fighting arena in the Mission (not the one in the Castro).
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Dec 10, 2008 9:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
C'mon...that's just rumor...
And if it’s not where is this cockfighting location and when is it held?
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 9:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You mean Eros at Market and Church?
Oh, the one in the Mission. I don’t know about that.
by shanghaijim on Dec 10, 2008 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and while flattering I’m not into the dudes
Uh, that’s why it’s work.
by satyricrash on Dec 10, 2008 9:44 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
+1
I draw the lines at happy endings…to bad it’s hard to advertise something like that
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 9:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s why there’s Craigslist.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Dec 10, 2008 9:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing you do not want to be a prostitute with a “no happy ending” policy.
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 10, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
CASH IS HTE ULTIMATE HAPPY ENDING
by satyricrash on Dec 10, 2008 11:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
in a moment of curiousity
I checked CL and it looks like the bottom has dropped in the hooker biz as well…stupid economy..
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 9:59 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I read an article
that said they were cracking down on all the “Escort” postings on CL
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by wjackalope on Dec 10, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Only 40 something states were in favor of this
Good old CA wasn’t one of them…
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Golden Gate Park is surprisingly decent...
there’s not too many cabs around there, yet there are tons of tourists, who are more likely to shell out for a cab than use public transportation (since after all, they are on vacation)
by NeifiChicken on Dec 10, 2008 10:07 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
You're not permitted to drive in GG Park unless you are dropping a passenger off. I doubt that you'd get nailed for it, but I don't know what the fine is
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 10:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
what about on the avenues side, both Lincoln and Fulton?
by NeifiChicken on Dec 10, 2008 10:16 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
those are legit, though I'd imagine that only near USF or inside 9th & Irving would it be worth it to look for fares
Then again I also think going to the airport unless it’s on a fare or to start a shift sounds retarded to me
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want to make bathtub meth
I wouldn’t be so quick to dismiss this idea. Of course I’m from Modesto, and as I’ve always said “you can take the guy out of Modesto, but you can’t take Modesto out of the guy”
by FluLikeSymptoms on Dec 10, 2008 10:15 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Let us know if you pick this guy up in the Tenderloin.
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE⢠/ Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Dec 10, 2008 10:42 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Only if he lets me start a new series called
“Bumhookers”!
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
seeing as I can never find a gdamn f*$#ing cab near Union Square it’d be sweet if you set up around there :P
by fwoty oz on Dec 10, 2008 10:46 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
really?
Does “near Union square” mean union square or Stockton & Sutter or something like that?
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Right in front of Macy’s
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by SoFa King Mike on Dec 10, 2008 11:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve walked from the Ferry Building down past Union Square too many times without finding a cab.
I’m usually only in the city on big weekends, though.
by fwoty oz on Dec 10, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Teenage Mary said to uncle Dave
I sold my soul, must be saved
Gonna take a walk down to Union Square
You never know who you’re gonna find there
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Dec 10, 2008 12:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you think you're soooooooooooooooooooo smart
with the Tom Waits & Velvet Underground references…but you’re not…so there.
/Not really I’m just feeling snarky towards people posting lyrics today
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 12:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i’m cool, okay????
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Dec 10, 2008 12:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
To be really cool, you wouldn’t ask for confirmation.
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 10, 2008 12:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Snark on.
Baby, tie your hair back in a long white bow,
Meet me in the fields out behind the dynamo,
You hear the voices telling you not to go,
They made their choices and they’ll never know,
What it means to steal, to cheat, to lie,
What it’s like to live and die.
Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers
by victor frankenstein on Dec 10, 2008 2:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You're trying to push my buttons with posting a yankee fans lyrics
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 2:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet Jane
My adopted son Matt Downs. Lost in the wilderness of mediocrity.
by nvsfg on Dec 10, 2008 5:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We could all just put your cell number in our phones and you’d always be on call for the McCoven.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Dec 10, 2008 11:02 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
That would only work while on shift
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No good pickup spots, but here's my advice
Set yourself apart from other cabbies and earn repeat business by giving “limo” type service:
- Don’t drive like a maniac and riun someone’s ride because the feared for their life while getitng to their destination 30 seconds earlier.
- Keep your cab clean
- Always get out and open the door for ladies getting in and out of your cab. I’d also recommend doing it for men. It raises the experience and makes it seem much more appropriate to give a tip. Also, do a quick check to make sure they haven’t left anything in the cab, you’ll be a hero if you find their cell phone or wallet before they walk away.
- Loan and unload people’s luggage from the trunk. Don’t expect them to do it.
- Be friendly. If the person seems like they want to converse, converse. If they’re preoccupied, don’t force a conversation.
- When making conversation, don’t talk about yourself, ask about them. They’re the customer and who knows, you might meet someone who works in a field you’re interested in working in permanently.
- Give a warning as you’re approaching their destination so they can gather up their belongings.
- If you get what seems to be a well off tourist that’s going to a certain destination, offer to be their driver/guide for the day. Take them to places they want to see and wait while they get out and check out sites. The meter is always running! Know enough interesting facts to make the experience enjoyable.
- Present yourself professionally. You don’t have to dress up, but look “nice” and make a good impression.
- The goal should be to turn the “customer” into a “client”. Ask for their business and have cards made up with your phone number and email. Give your card to the fair as you open the door for them and have a quick line ready like, “I hope you’ve enjoyed your ride and it would be a pleasure to add you as one of my regular clients. Iwhen ever you have need for a driver, I hope that you think of me.” Take appointments!
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by Goofus on Dec 10, 2008 11:37 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
all good advice
I think most of them are common sense, but obviously they don’t happen all the time or you wouldn’t have written such a detailed list. Clearly you’ve been slighted. I won’t be that guy…
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 11:43 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
never been slighted
I think they’re common sense for anyone who’s “lived a little”, but I’m surprised how often a cabbie will have crap all over the front seat and dashboard and a dirty cab. I’ve been with two other friends and have had to squeeze in the backseat because the cabbie has turned the passenger’s seat into his living room.
They often drive like their life depends on running thie next red light.
I would say my experience in cabs has been that all things I’ve mentioned are uncommon.
Only once has a cabbie given me a card and asked for repeat business.
I think there’s a great opportunity to bring professionalism to a job where it doesn’t regularly exist.
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by Goofus on Dec 10, 2008 11:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So having said this
Do you have a mental limit on what a driver can have on the passenger seat up front? I’m imagining that up front would probably be limited to a beverage of some sort, something to write with and on, an mp3 player w/accompanying fm transmitter (so the mp3 player will play through the car stereo), a navigation system, and maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe a laptop bag. most if not all of this stuff would be out of sight of the passengers and if I needed to pick up a party of 4, i’d put the laptop bag in the trunk (if I was carrying one).
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 12:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I guess it’s pretty obvious how service-oriented I am. (I’m in marketing in a very service-oriented industry.)
I think the answer to the question would be not necessarity how much stuff is in the front seat, but how organized it is and how quickly and easily someone can sit down in the front seat.
Perhaps one of those caddies that can hold your drink, MP3 player, maps, etc and still leave room for a pssenger would be a good idea.
I’d keep the laptop bag in the trunk.
And for god’s sake, don’t have junk all over the dashboard.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Dec 10, 2008 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So no dancing Jesus?
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 1:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No, but a dancing Goofus is ok
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by Goofus on Dec 10, 2008 1:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer a dancing Gallant...
If only to offer balance in the force
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 1:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
More often than not
The larger cab co’s have people driving different cabs each shift, so the putting of stuff on the dashboard is more a pain than anything else.
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 1:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Make sure any music you have on is appropriate. I’m not sure how you’d do that between any other music you have on there, but perhaps just go with radio too.
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by WalrusMan on Dec 10, 2008 9:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking fluent english
Automatically puts you a notch above 90% of the cab drivers in SF.
Communicating with someone who doesn’t speak English clearly can be difficult and frustrating.
by FairweatherFan on Dec 11, 2008 1:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Dec 10, 2008 11:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
of course
Or Giants related content….
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 12:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Keep Ralph on the dashboard!
by Lars The Wanderer on Dec 10, 2008 1:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be honest
As much as think Ralph should practice unprotected unsafe sex with Haitian Hookers on a nightly basis, I think his lack of preparation and planning make for a more entertaining (though probably embarrassing to Tolbert) show. JMTC
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 1:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
another thing
didn’t that article in the chron recently talk all about how cabbies are getting their business ripped off by “limo services” that aren’t licensed? And then it mentioned how there aren’t enough taxi medallions in the city, right? Anyway, I’m just wondering…maybe it’s really hard to get a taxi medallion – have you looked into that?
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by wjackalope on Dec 10, 2008 11:47 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
OMFG I soooooo want a taxi medallion
You have to drive for 2 years to be eligible, but once you’ve done that, it’s a 15 year wait for a cabbie license…to be fair, that’s probably not accurate since the baby boomers that have been on that list are close to retirement and they can’t will those medallions to their wife/kids/etc. I’ve heard that a medallion is worth anywhere from 100k – 3/4ths of a million k per year, and I want a piece of that action…
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 11:52 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So you’re going to be a “limo service”?
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by Goofus on Dec 10, 2008 11:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
no, I'd be a hack not a limo driver.
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 11:58 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
so I don't get it
are you allowed to drive a cab without a medallion? what’s the licensing process? explain…
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by wjackalope on Dec 10, 2008 12:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
So here's the condensed version
to be a licensed cab driver in SF, you have
1. Graduate from a certified (by the city of SF) taxi school (cost $125-150)
2. Obtain a letter of intent to hire from a cab company in SF (in practice, this is just a statement from a company that if they have a cab available to lease to you, they will)
3. Get 2 passport size head shot photos
4. Get a live scan (background check & finger printing) from the SFPD (cost $160)
5. Take the SFPD taxi driver exam and pass with a score of 70% or higher
6. Pay the SF Tax office $60
7. Go to a cab company that has an available cab and lease the cab (and the medallion that the company holds, etiher in the form of a co-op like yellow/luxor/etc.) which you pay at the end of your shift.
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 12:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Are you sure you don’t want to go with prostitution?
by satyricrash on Dec 10, 2008 1:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It is tempting....
I still say doing something legal is better, but if women ever want to pay me for relations….
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I see
so the cab company has the medallion and you operate under it? But you could someday conceivably get your own medallion and run your own cab/fleet of cabs?
well I for one say that if you do become a cabbie you should definitely give out your hours and # to the McCoven and then offer to wait a mile or two to turn on the meter.
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by wjackalope on Dec 10, 2008 1:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard you can lose your A card if you're caught driving someone with your meter off
But yes I will definitely post days/times/# etc while on the road. Do you think it’s something that would be ok for an OT: Fan Post? Or should I change my handle to Drew the Hack or something? I’m almost up to 500 posts so I’d feel bad if I gave up on it before crossing that.
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 2:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
some thoughts about where to get people
outside any bart station late at night right after the station closes.
the marina – I don’t go there often but when I have I’ve taken cabs because it’s so far from Bart, and it usually takes a while to get one.
Also, try to get one of those minivans. It’s such a pain in the ass that cabs can only take 3-4 people sometimes.
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by wjackalope on Dec 10, 2008 1:59 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
There's got to be something to the Union/Lombard crowds
Deeper pockets, but I don’t relish the idea of driving the drunks around, or at least ones that have puke issues.
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by homerdrew415 on Dec 10, 2008 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and on that note...
you might want to make sure all your immunizations are up to date. One of the hepatitis strains can be transmitted via vomit and uh…ummm hmmm- how to put this delicately? …. fecal matter
by Merope on Dec 10, 2008 5:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure if this would work..
But if you know anyone in the bar or restaurant business, you could leave your name and number with them. When they get anyone who needs a ride they can give you a call instead of giving a company a call.
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by WalrusMan on Dec 10, 2008 9:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Sure women pay for that. Ever heard of a stud farm? I sort of want to be a postmodern version of Heidi Fleiss someday, once I am old and dried up.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 10, 2008 10:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
But if you pulled the Heidi Fleiss routne, would you be able to keep your hands off the merchandise?
I saw that documentary about her efforts to open the stud farm. Man, that woman has issues.
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by Goofus on Dec 11, 2008 7:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s my stud farm. I’ll cry if I want to.
Nah see that’s why I run the place when I’m old and dried up. I’m talking like 70 or 80. Nobody wants to get with an old lady. I have faith that I’ll remain hot through my 40s, but 70s?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 11, 2008 9:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
adding to Goof’s excellent ideas—
be enthused but not hyper. WHen there’s luggage or groceries to move, and a stairway or anything, you should be hauling it cheerfully.
Picking up at a grocery store—open the trunk immediately, load the groceries, keep the seat clear and yell loudly, “got room for one or two more”. The second customer will not mind sitting in the car while you unload the first. Charge the normal price to each for t he distance.
All-day guide? Or just a scenic trip? Out of towners, tell them for a few bucks more you can go via Twin Peaks (or other drive you like). Be clear and honest about the time and money difference. For all day, you have to charge enough compared with normal fares and tips.
Read the newspaper for museum ideas, festivals, concerts. Ballet and symphony. Hard to figure when the event ends.
Amtrak bus from the East bay, does that still drop off at the Embarcadero? Bus stations, even Bart stations.
Laptop on the seat? sounds like a crime magnet to me. If there’s music you have to offer a choice based on different ages/regions. Or silence. And when you don’t have a fare I advise no music, you have to learn the radio system, in some towns it’s essential—deliveries, runs from hotels to airports.
If somebody needs to go inside and asks you to wait but they haven’t paid you yet—better get paid first.
If you get called to an address, you knock on the door, there’s nobody there or they say they didn’t call a cab, then you get back to the cab and there’s a guy or 2 in the back seat…not a good sign. I used to walk away, with the keys, rather than sit down with my back to somebody who lured me in like that. At least if you see them walking and they ask for a ride you can check out body language.
Meeting 30 or 40 strangers a day, travelers, foreigners, people going through a change, weddings and funerals and hospital visits—I sure liked it, I still dream about the whole process, decades later.
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by foothillsfan on Dec 11, 2008 9:23 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Good stuff. I’d also recommend pressing for the repeat business after dropping someone off at a theatre. Make an appointment for when the show ends. It you can’t find a spot right in front of the threatre, get out and greet them as their leaving the threatre.
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by Goofus on Dec 12, 2008 5:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
my last thought
know where stuff is. I once got in a cab in Chicago and the dude didn’t know how to get to Wrigley field. Make sure you know all the best routes to different places and where any and all attractions are.
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by wjackalope on Dec 11, 2008 2:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
While in Chicago I had to direct a cabbie to Grant Park. although getting a cab in Chicago is so easy. I barely waved my arm and a cab pulled up.
by timmeh on Dec 12, 2008 6:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

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