Can you believe 66% of over 6000 Dodger fans would rather have Manny Ramirez than have 50 youth baseball fields? Facking bums…

On Tuesday afternoon, Jamie McCourt gave every fan something so awkward and ill-conceived, it bobbed its head and gobbled. The turkey was dressed in quote marks and stuffed with outrageousness.

Dude, do you think that’s clever? It reads like something from this blog.

While Dodgers fans will certainly have fun chewing on it, they will never, ever swallow.

Wow, that’s like deep, man.

No, $30 million is not weird, it’s the price of competitive baseball.

Well, I wouldn’t say that, considering that it’s more than any player has ever gotten in the history of baseball.

The fans want their money to go to one field only, the one occupied by the Dodgers, anything else is unethical and even immoral.

Unethical and immoral? Boy, you must really hate charity.

Do you really expect Dodgers fans to accept a lesser team for the greater community good?

“Of course not,” she said. “Building a team and helping the city is not an either-or thing. We want to do both.”

You are agreeing. This article is officially useless.

Then why did you say it?

“It was a philosophical discussion, not a literal decision-making process,” she said.

So, philosophically, you think it’s wiser to invest in charity than championships? If you really believe this, should you even be owning a baseball team?

I’m guessing that Charity killed your dad and raped your mom.

Dodgers fans can understand the contrast. What they will not understand is if the Dodgers use that contrast as an excuse to not spend the money needed for this team to improve.

Again, she already said that it’s not going to happen. What do you want? And really, if it were a choice between charity and a good team, don’t you think that the FO would prefer the second choice?

Sports is not a reality show, it’s a fantasy world. The Dodgers are not a business, they’re an escape.

The Dodgers are also a business. Really, I swear. You can look it up.

If Babe Ruth could thrive in the Great Depression, then the Dodgers can field a championship team in 2009, no economic excuses accepted.

Seriously, what the hell does that even mean? You do know that Babe Ruth was player, not an organization, right? Unless you’re talking about the Yankees, in which case let me remind you that the entire 1930 Yankees team was making $73,000 (link)

Just calm down. Your team is still filthy rich. You have a lot of money to spend. No one is planning to use that money to cure the poor or feed AIDS or anything silly like that.

Serenity now, serenity now.

I’m glad to see someone finally take charity to task. It’s gotten a free pass for far too long.