A team isn't a team unless it has *two* pitchers making $120,000,000. Welcome to the...

A team isn't a team unless it has *two* pitchers making $120,000,000. Welcome to the offseason.

NOT CATCHY ENOUGH!

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I liked the All Outs, All Season better.

Meanie-breath!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 25, 2008 8:47 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

You commented on your own FanShot to give the appearance of consensus! Shenanigans!

by Grant on Nov 25, 2008 9:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

All of my personalities agree!

I GET TO VOTE MORE THAN ONCE!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 25, 2008 9:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I agree with Lars.

/one of Lars fake-accounts

/deer head
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 25, 2008 9:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

as do I.

/also one of Lars fake-accounts

How it all began

by Butt Pee on Nov 25, 2008 11:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I read the Butt Pee thread again

Still funny.

(the reference to Pooperstars made me lol)

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 25, 2008 1:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

And not a very believable one either.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Nov 26, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

You should combine a few of your personalities, rent out the remaining space — WE ARE IN A DEPRESSION.

by satyricrash on Nov 25, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Needs more linebreak before the Welcome.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 25, 2008 10:03 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Needs a bullet point.

Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 25, 2008 10:28 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Too much wasted space

This post uses space for greater efficiency.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Nov 25, 2008 10:45 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Needs more bullets

To shoot at monster paragraph

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 25, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I like

“Aggressively promoting talent since 2007”

Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...

by tedfordfan on Nov 25, 2008 10:49 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

could do Giants Revolution

But when you talk about spending big
Don’t you know that you can count me out…in…out
you know it’s gonna be…all right!

by BigO on Nov 25, 2008 10:52 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

How about “Barry Zito, making Matt Morris look like Greg Maddux since 2007”

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Nov 25, 2008 11:22 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

WHAT ABOUT RENTERIA???

by satyricrash on Nov 25, 2008 12:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Sadly, Grant rejected my idea: Give Natto all your money.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 25, 2008 12:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs