Giants sign Jesus Guzman
(Hat tip to Asfan4ever723)
about 1 year ago
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Jesus gonna be here, gonna be here soon...
Anyone know anything about his defensive reputation?
Like I said in the thread where Asfan posted it, it looks
like a good low-risk signing.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Nov 20, 2008 12:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
win waits ref
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Nov 20, 2008 3:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I approve
More like this.
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on Nov 20, 2008 12:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
yes please!
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!
by daveinexile on Nov 20, 2008 5:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
then Juan Guzman
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 20, 2008 1:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
then Duffman!
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Nov 20, 2008 1:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
mmmmmm..
Duff

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 20, 2008 1:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
babyyeah!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Nov 20, 2008 1:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
looks like he can hit
although he’s getting pretty old
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Nov 20, 2008 12:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
HE IS NOT OLD
(↓ born in the same year)
by Natto on Nov 20, 2008 1:20 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
UR OLD!!!!
but i am even older :(
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Nov 20, 2008 1:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Cool cool .. .
he seems to stutter when he jumps up a level, though.
by fwoty oz on Nov 20, 2008 12:45 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Rally Killer II:
Rally Killers in Paradise
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by SoFa King Mike on Nov 20, 2008 1:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt it
His last name is spelled and pronounced differently
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by groug on Nov 20, 2008 5:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
does anyone have any info on this guy?
Is he still considered a prospect? If so, where would have listed on the A’s top 50 prospects list?
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Nov 20, 2008 12:57 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
This seems like a good spot to link his First inning & Fangraph pages. I know not what you were looking for.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!
by daveinexile on Nov 20, 2008 5:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I know it says DOB 1984
But what’s his real age?

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 20, 2008 1:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
He graduated high school a year before Jeff Fassero.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Nov 20, 2008 1:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, when Fassero graduated from high school, he was “Baby Jesus”.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Nov 20, 2008 2:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Jerome Williams
RotoWorld is reporting that free agent pitcher Jerome “Aloha” Williams is performing well in winter league.
Maybe Sabean should take a flyer of the kid with puka shells
by wilriv21 on Nov 20, 2008 1:17 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t he play for the A’s?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
by WalrusMan on Nov 20, 2008 1:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No, don’t be silly
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Nov 20, 2008 3:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
he's listed as
6’1, 165lbs…. if pablo really wants to play 3rd he’ll probably just sit on jesus until he says uncle.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Nov 20, 2008 1:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Or just eat him.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Nov 20, 2008 2:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why was this a fan shot?
And, for the record, I adopted him and nicknamed him.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Nov 20, 2008 2:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
fanshots rule, fanposts drool!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Nov 20, 2008 2:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
FANPOSTS GO TO JUPITER TO GET MORE STUPIDER! FANSHOTS GO TO MARS TO GET MORE CANDY BARS!
by satyricrash on Nov 20, 2008 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
B.S.!!!
They’re the “emo” of McC. Everyone knows that Fan Shots are lame. You and your lame friends are just trying to trick us cool people into thinking Fan Shots are cool.
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Nov 20, 2008 2:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Emo...
like Jawbreaker or Emo like Panic at the Disco!? Because I am down with the former.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Nov 20, 2008 7:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The latter.
And it’s it “Panic! At the Disco” too?
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by WalrusMan on Nov 20, 2008 8:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Nov 20, 2008 2:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Why was this a fan shot?
They said you’d never find us here.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Nov 20, 2008 2:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know about his D?
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Nov 20, 2008 2:01 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
If he can pick it, he might be a nice late-inning defensive reaplcement for Pablito
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Nov 20, 2008 2:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't have one.
His middle name is Antonio so he doesn’t have one.
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by WalrusMan on Nov 20, 2008 8:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
apparently...
Jesus struggles to hit curveballs.
Flossing a dead horse
by kenshin1 on Nov 20, 2008 2:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
But he can turn water into wine!
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Nov 20, 2008 2:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go ahead and get this over with
He is really handy with the lumber!
He can spear ’em with the best!
He is nails!
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 20, 2008 2:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Terrible defense
Plays like there’s a hole in his glove hand
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Nov 20, 2008 3:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The apostle 3B Peter couldn’t hit a breaking ball to save his life, either.
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Nov 20, 2008 3:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Cost savings: baseballs!
He can just walk out and get the ball after splash hits
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
by Goofus on Nov 20, 2008 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
According to Prop 8 supporters
…he only likes ’em straight
My adopted Giant: "Raptor Jesus" Guzman
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