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He should definitely get the clear ones, I think they are much better now-a-days than when I had them.
Who else on McC had braces growing up? You can join my BRACES KREW if had ’em.
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
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I HAD THEM!!
Back in the olden days when they were made out of dinosaur bones.
Seriously, I did have them. They sucked. When they got tightened I couldn’t eat for days.
by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 14, 2008 7:42 AM PST up reply actions
No braces here
I was strictly a bite plate / retainer / head gear kind of guy. Once I had my bite aligned, braces would have just been cosmetic and, even though I asked for braces for my birthday, that was just too much money to put into my already impressively good looks..
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Nov 14, 2008 8:17 AM PST up reply actions
I assume they eventually evolved in Haunter.
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I KNOW IT’S SPELLED WRONG SHUT UP
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Nov 14, 2008 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
I never would have thought to pull a trade with the Tooth Fairy. Was that done Wi-Fi or local?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2008 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
Nope
My teeth were naturally beautiful.
My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
And now…?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Nov 14, 2008 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t smoke crack, kids.
My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
I had them.
I had quite the overbite. Now remember I’m a bit older than all of you here. I had the headgear, all the accessories. Luckily I was in the 6th grade at the time, so I didn’t really care what the boys thought and if I didn’t like the comment I would hit them. Needless to say the 6th grade teacher had a talks with me. She also said I shouldn’t wear baseball caps ‘cos "you’re a young lady now" , yada yada yada.
Definitely go with the clear.
Without getting a good look, I don’t think Timmy’s eligible for the clear Invisalign. I’m kind of a dentist so I know that the clear ones can only move/shift/rotate teeth a certain amount. If he has overlap/rotation over a certain amount, he becomes ineligible. What he CAN get are the traditional metal brackets except put them on the insides of his teeth. The only downside to that is tongue blockage which will probably affect his speech/eating and other normal habits. But good for him. If he thinks he’s getting the a ton of pink taco now, imagine when he’s got the straight pearly whites to show off to the ladies.
-D
I had the whole package growing up; braces (top and bottom), retainer, rubber bands and neck gear…can I be in the club? obviously with regards to the mouth hardware I wasn’t in a whole lot of ’em growing up, haha.
I had the whole package growing up; braces (top and bottom), retainer, rubber bands and neck gear…can I be in the club?
I think you can be president of the club!
I only had top braces because I had a David Letterman gap-tooth thing going on. Thankfully my parents shelled out the dough to fix it.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I also had a retainer, too.
BRACES KREW!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I, too had the complete braces package (with the full array of accessories!). Luckily, I had them in 5th grade and was done with them by 7th grade.
Some good the bottom ones did though. One of my bottom teeth went crooked again almost immediately after I got them removed, and no retainer in the world could prevent it.
by rightcenterfielder on Nov 14, 2008 8:39 AM PST up reply actions
They told me I needed the headgear, but it never materialized. I had the rest of package, though.
The worst part was that I had them all through high school. So, I was obviously one of the cool kids.
by Gumbercules86 on Nov 14, 2008 8:50 AM PST up reply actions
I think he shouldn’t get the clear ones. It will make things that much more hilarious when he dominates.
May I suggest the pink inserts?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I’m noticing a high correlation between brace wearers and internet posting.
Surely this is a coincidence!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Sucks to your ass-mar!
In other news, was I the only one who hated that book?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Nov 14, 2008 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
I kinda liked it. But most people I talk to hate it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m actually surprised, because before this I was the only person I knew who had read it and didn’t love it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Nov 15, 2008 8:41 AM PST up reply actions
that book
sucked.
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Nov 15, 2008 4:45 PM PST up reply actions
I was going to confess to wearing braces and join the Krew, but Xanthan’s post about braces/posting correlation makes me reluctant.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
OH NO!
I liked Timmy’s weird tooth deal going on, it made him look like any number of my deadbeat drug addict friends.
I had braces twice, and the terminator thing once. Well, people called it the terminator because it was two metal rods that connected my bottom teeth to my top and it had a metal plate across the roof of my mouth. That sucked.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
Fourth grade to ninth grade
freakin’ sucked. i had head and neck gear for two years, a retainer for the rest of high school. i even had those zigzag rubber bands you put on when you weren’t eating that made it so you couldn’t open your mouth. I had my own drawer in the orthodontist’s office.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Been there...
From age 6 to 15. Palette expanders, retainers, head gear, braces for 3 years, rubber bands, more retainers. ugh.
72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.
Gah. Came in here to post that. Thought I’d be a hero…instead, just beaten to the punch.
by Grant Brisbee on Nov 14, 2008 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
Braces..
3 years worth top and bottom.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
So, basically everyone here had braces at one point?
Next question!
How many of you still live in your mothers basement!?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I SAID I DIDN’T HAVE BRACES TRY READING JERK!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Nov 14, 2008 7:12 PM PST up reply actions
We don't have a basement...
But I’m moving back into my room in January if that counts.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
I need braces and yet, I cannot get them. Isn’t it a bitch when you finally get a permanent job with the benefits and they don’t cover orthodontia for those over age 19?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 14, 2008 7:35 PM PST reply actions
I never had braces....
I had a failed attempt at a retainer that even my 11 year old self could have told you wasn’t going to work. You can’t move one tooth past another tooth if it is physically blocking the way.
As a result, my teeth are currently pretty fucked up. I’m also going bald.
Anyone got a problem with that ? :)
YEAH, SOMEBODY GET THIS NERD OUT OF HERE
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I've already had braces twice
And I’m gonna have to get them again. I’m not sure if my teeth suck or my dentist sucks.



















