Timmy Wins Officially, Dugout recognizes.

there's no way matt cain is this lame.

At least he's better than barry zito.

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also,

I want a shirt, MattCainisaHelluvaDrug.

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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Nov 12, 2008 8:50 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I might be alone on this...

But I’ve never really found any of those even remotely funny.

Except for MattCainisaHelluvaDrug. That made me chuckle.

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by stealth snail on Nov 12, 2008 8:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I haven't really laughed at them..

For a while. And I never found them that funny really either.

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by WalrusMan on Nov 12, 2008 9:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

They haven’t been even remotely funny since Progressive Boink stopped doing them. They really need to just stop.

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by jponry on Nov 12, 2008 9:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, they were better when it was on PB. I still think the Jeff Fassero / Shaw Shank Redemption spoof Dugout was one of the best things ever.

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by xanthan on Nov 13, 2008 5:32 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

lincecreampie

Awwwww noooooooo whyyyyyyyyyyyy

by chilibean_3 on Nov 12, 2008 9:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Because it’s there.

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by WalrusMan on Nov 12, 2008 9:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh wow, that was ddeply unfunny. It would have been better if they had just gone with my original fear, which was: “Tim Lincecum talks like a four year old and eventually takes a nap, and then CC Sabathia comes in and says ‘awwww, hellll no!’ a few times in between unintelligible ghetto speak.”

You know, they’re usual. Turns out when they stray from the formula it gets even worse. God damn.

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by howtheyscored on Nov 12, 2008 10:56 PM PST reply actions 0 recs