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Tim Lincecum Wins the Cy Young!

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FIRST!

Pitcher! AT BEST!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Nov 11, 2008 11:06 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

For the Blue Jays!

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Could you imagine?

You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!

by NuschlerFace on Nov 11, 2008 11:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It would be a fun freak out thread after he won the AL Cy Young, at least.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Imagine the repercussions on Sabes and on Rios?

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 11:55 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well Rios would have gotten us into the playoff right???

by ACgiant97 on Nov 11, 2008 12:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If by “fun” you mean “unspeakably agonizing”, then yes, I agree.

Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.

by EliminateMe on Nov 11, 2008 5:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Happy Day!

Looking forward to seeing him start on Opening Day 2009…

by PositionPlayerProd on Nov 11, 2008 11:06 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Zito gets the nod

vet savvy and opening day experience.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Nov 11, 2008 12:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

and contract.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 11, 2008 6:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, don’t want to put any pressure on the youngsters.

by paboperfecto on Nov 14, 2008 5:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 11:07 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Oh Happy Day!

Oh Happy Day!

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Nov 11, 2008 11:08 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

YES!

Proud adoptive parent of Tim Alderson.

by Anticon23 on Nov 11, 2008 11:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum > Zito

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 11, 2008 11:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Reminding me that Zito won the Cy Young totally curbed my giddiness.

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 11, 2008 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WHOOOO HOOOO!

by Krukow on Nov 11, 2008 11:09 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

bring on the fanposts

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Nov 11, 2008 11:10 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

From Henry Schulman:

One writer did not name Lincecum on his or her ballot.

BANNED!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Nov 11, 2008 11:10 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

god sportswriters are stupid.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WINZ MATTER

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 11, 2008 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Russ Ortiz for Cy Young!!

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Nov 11, 2008 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What can I say?

I’m a big fan of PORCELAIN!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on Nov 11, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I bet it’s that writer from Arizona.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 11, 2008 11:10 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

John McCain??

72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Nov 11, 2008 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he can write?!

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he can’t, and that’s why Lincecum didn’t appear on his ballot.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can see Arizona from my house!

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Nov 11, 2008 1:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL!

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Nov 11, 2008 11:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Nov 11, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That feels great

just keep piling it on.

who cares?? Timmy won!

72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Nov 11, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Epic Fail

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Nov 11, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

we're up to 5 now

72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Nov 11, 2008 11:15 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Nov 11, 2008 11:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL.

Thinking — ur doing it wrong.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Nov 11, 2008 11:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Chris DeLuca of the Chicago Sun-Times

is the idiot in question.
i don’t have his address or phone number

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Nov 11, 2008 12:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

cdeluca@suntimes.com

Check out The Examined Life. Or don't. Whatever.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Nov 11, 2008 12:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Once more, just in case the spambots missed it the first time...

cdeluca@suntimes.com

Check out The Examined Life. Or don't. Whatever.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Nov 11, 2008 12:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you say cdeluca@suntimes.com?

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 1:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Close, but it’s actually pronounced cdeluca@suntimes.com.

Check out The Examined Life. Or don't. Whatever.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Nov 11, 2008 1:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t believe I misspelled cdeluca@suntimes.com

That’s so embarrassing.

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 1:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, it looks like I spelled it cdeluca@suntimes.com the first time.

Well that’s a relief.

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 1:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What matters most: Wins, Saves, New York Pressure
“It’s funny because toward the end of the season, in early September, I was thinking Lincecum would be in my top two,” De Luca told John Shea of the San Francisco Chronicle. “I thought Webb’s victories (22) stood out to me more than anything, and Lincecum didn’t have the victories. Twenty victories was a big deal. We had a stretch there where no one was hitting 20.”

Added De Luca: “Santana (undefeated after June 28) stood out because there was so much pressure not just being in New York, but to be who he is. With Lidge being a perfect closer (41-for-41 in save chances), that was a tough pick for me, not to pick him No. 1.”

De Luca said he grew up in northern California, in Sacramento, and had Giants season tickets until 1984.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/gameon/2008/11/the-guy-who-lef.html

he’s not only an idiot, he’s a traitor!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 11, 2008 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sound logic
Santana stood out because there was so much pressure not just being in New York, but to be who he is.

Santana gets extra points for being himself.

by mxmob33 on Nov 11, 2008 4:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dempster lost points for being himself.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 11, 2008 6:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

DeLuca
Santana stood out because there was so much pressure not just being in New York, but to be who he is

So I suppose there’s no pressure on Timmy for having an entire franchise on his shoulders, or for knowing that he’d have to give up fewer than 2 runs in order to have a chance at a victory?

I’m thinking DeLuca is really a “LoDuca” and spews Dodger Blue.
We all know that Sacramento isn’t “Northern California” anyway, despite its location.

Ralph Barbieri, heal thyself.

by ThrillisGone22 on Nov 11, 2008 5:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hey!

Sacramento has collectively disowned this guy!

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Nov 12, 2008 7:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WIN THE CY YOUNG [Giants pitcher]

Oh, good. He did.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Nov 11, 2008 11:11 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Deserved...

and recognized.

According to Baggs, Brian Wilson’s throwing a party,
whose in charge of getting our invites?

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 11:12 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 11:13 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Great call.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Nov 11, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I 2nd that emotion

Happy Timmeh Day!

Yes, even in the offseason!

I can has history made in election!
I can has pitcher with Cy Young!
I can has good sports teams now? Please? …okay, n/m.

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Nov 11, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

“Now dont be sad
cause two out of three aint bad
Dont be sad
cause two out of three aint bad”

by Jakespaar on Nov 12, 2008 8:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Timmy ♥♥♥♥♥♥

by timmeh on Nov 11, 2008 11:47 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t believe we won something positive . It’s been a while.

Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Nov 11, 2008 11:13 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Will Lincecum's Cy Young

boost the economy?

TL Day FTW!

by Hobbes2d on Nov 11, 2008 11:13 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

if it can't

I don’t know what will…

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 11, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

the Cy Young win just sent McCovey bucks soaring.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 11, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Timulus Package!

Check out The Examined Life. Or don't. Whatever.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Nov 11, 2008 12:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Great to see Lincecum win this award

He was definitely deserving of it. What an amazing season he had.

by ololo3 on Nov 11, 2008 11:13 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS

Tim Lincecum > Mike McCormick

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:15 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Tim Lincecum > Mike McCormick Everyone

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Enchanter

I hope at least one of the Cy Young stories includes his rightful nickname.

by mxmob33 on Nov 11, 2008 11:15 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

which one?

the Freak or Filthy Winswillcome?

by boonitez on Nov 11, 2008 4:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thar it be

The most beautiful stride in baseball

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Nov 11, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That makes my groin ache just looking at it…in the wrong way.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Nov 11, 2008 11:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Which way is the wrong way??

Kevin Pritchard has Chuck Norris tied up in the trunk of his car.

by otis29 on Nov 11, 2008 12:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

CSN press conference scheduled for 2PM.

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 11:16 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

saw this comment at 2:01.

thank you, now watching

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Nov 11, 2008 2:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I, for one, cannot wait for the sharksrog post about this!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 11, 2008 11:16 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

sharksrog just died of euphoria

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

New username = spoogepants

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

He has transcended from this earthly realm and is currently playing a harp, extolling the virtues of Lincecum.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 12:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Where’s the Sharksrog signal?

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Nov 11, 2008 11:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

IM THE SHARKSROG!!!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 11, 2008 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Me too, hence my post in the other thread.

by positiveuphemism on Nov 11, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

I expect a paean, a hymn, nay a complete celebratory mass from his pen.

ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524

by rfloh on Nov 11, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

Sorry to take so long posting about Tim’s great award. I have been busy discussing it elsewhere.

I have to admit that when the season ended, I thought the alleged East Coast bias combined with Johan Santana’s great finish — which included a GREAT game on the last Saturday of the season and nary a loss after June 28th — would allow him to steal the award from its rightful recipient.

The thing that convinced me Tim would indeed win was that he was a dominant winner in three internet polls I viewed. Still, I was surprised that 23 of the 32 voters chose him. And dumbfounded, of course, that Chris De Luca of the Chicago Sun Times left both Tim and CC Sabathia off his ballot entirely (voting for Brandon Webb, Santana and the-deserving-of-at-least-a-little-support Brad Lidge).

I also was surprised that the Reds’ Edinson Volquez received nary a nod.

As much as I believe Tim deserved the award (apparently being the very first Giant in history to lead the MAJOR LEAGUES in strikeouts), let me point out something I learned about Brandon Webb that in my mind improves his case and makes me feel better about his beating out Santana for second place.

On August 26th, Brandon was hit in the chest with a line drive. He toughed it out and didn’t miss a start, but he had his only three poor starts of the second half immediately thereafter. In his next three starts, Brandon was tagged with three of his seven losses, yielding 19 earned runs in just 13 2/3 innings. If we assume that Brandon took not one but three for the team, his record after the All-Star break would have been 9-0 with a 1.84 ERA.

Without a complaint and while likely believing himself that Tim deserved the Cy Young, Brandon Webb put together a very impressive season — even BEFORE one knows all the circumstances, and certainly thereafter.

by sharksrog on Nov 12, 2008 1:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The margin

Lincecum got 23 of 32 first place votes and 137 points total. Webb finished second with 73 points.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:17 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

KEEP PLAYING, YOU SAD ANIMAL BAND!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 11:18 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

MAKING MY CO-WORKERS HUG ME

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. Rogers Hornsby

by igotnothing on Nov 11, 2008 11:19 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

IRL LOL

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Nov 11, 2008 4:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Webb never had a chance after he picked Brandon Lyon as his running mate.

Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.

by EliminateMe on Nov 11, 2008 11:20 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I hear Brandon Lyon spent $150,000 on pine tar.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I believe it was rosin bags.

by cornball on Nov 11, 2008 2:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And spray-on tans for the batboy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Nov 11, 2008 4:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Surprisingly

Brandon Webb won 22 games. Tim Lincecum won 18. Johan Santana won 16. Yet amazingly each left the same number of 23 games with the lead and in line for the victory. Webb easily outdistanced Tim and Johan in wins because his bullpen blew only one win for him, while Tim’s blew five and Johan’s an incredible SEVEN!

by sharksrog on Nov 12, 2008 1:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen blew six of Tim's leads...

4/8 vs. SD
5/15 vs. Hou
6/1 vs. SD
6/22 vs. KC
7/26 vs. Az
8/1 vs. SD

Also, the Giants offense got Timmeh off the hook on two occasions: 6/16 vs. Detroit, and 9/28 vs. LA. In the first instance Lincecum received a no-decision instead of a loss. In the 9/28 game, Pablo Sandoval pinch-hit for Lincecum in the 7th inning and delivered a game-tying single, followed later in the inning by Nate Schierholtz’ single that gave the Giants the lead and Timmy his 18th win.

Santana’s bullpen blew seven of his leads, as you say. But his offense also bailed him out of would-be losses on three occasions, and also turned what would’ve been one ND into a W (8/12 vs. Wash).

Adding that all up, Santana’s record “should’ve been” 22-10, while Lincecum’s “should’ve been” 23-7.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Nov 12, 2008 8:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

“One writer, Chris DeLuca of the Chicago Sun-Times, did not name Lincecum on his ballot. His three choices were Webb first, Lidge second, Santana third.”

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:20 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

fail

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Epic, epic fail.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Nov 11, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If you feel like raging against the machine

His email address: cdeluca@suntimes.com

:)

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I just sent him an email...

and was surprised to find that cdeluca@suntimes.com did not bounce.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 1:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I just sent him a well written critique of his vote

"Webb? Lidge? really? hahahahaha

hahahahaha you suck"

by lincypoo i wuv u on Nov 11, 2008 8:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He is dead to me.

by out machine on Nov 11, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Failocalypse

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

worst part

Lidge second??? I mean really?!

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Nov 11, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Only possible excuse is that he was given a butterfly ballot and punched the wrong chad.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Nov 11, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He meant to vote for Pat Buchanan.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

seriously

I’d even vote for CC’s 1/2 year in the NL before Lidge

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 11, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I saw that...

…and I couldn’t figure out if it meant Brad Lidge, or if there was some other pitcher named Lidge that I just couldn’t remember who had a totally kickass season.

Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.

by EliminateMe on Nov 11, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "sportswriter Chris DeLuca"

TRUSTLESS, CHIRPIER COWARD

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Nov 11, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey DeLuca, I know a guy who can get you a clue—they’re not cheap,
but you can really use one.

Oh, and did I mention the level of Fail you achieved?

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He just lost his credibility card

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Nov 11, 2008 12:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

There are no other words.

by cornball on Nov 11, 2008 2:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

count it!

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Nov 11, 2008 11:20 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Chris Haft has this as his lead:

SAN FRANCISCO — Tim Lincecum has been called “The Freak,” “The Franchise” and “Seabiscuit.”

1. Where is “The Enchanter”
2. Seabiscuit?? really?

72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Nov 11, 2008 11:21 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

The Enchanter is only known around these parts. Scouts used the name “Seabiscuit” before Lincecum was in the majors.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 11:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The 4 people that sit in front of us at PacT&T are all involved
with the local horse racing industry. They love it whenever I
drop a Seabiscuit on Timmy.

A great nickname IMO.

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m just glad it’s Seabiscuit instead of Barbaro.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

is that a nickname for lowrys career?

too soon?

Rafael Rodriguez: He thinks Al Harrington sucks.

by BrianBokake on Nov 11, 2008 3:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Or Big Brown.

"Mow bwiefings?" "More briefings."

by stobgopper on Nov 11, 2008 3:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Nickname

I have gotten no support for this nickname from anyone aside from Tim’s older brother Sean, but I’m kind of partial to The Ace of Diamonds. Tim’s award yesterday further demonstrated that as far as the National League at least was concerned, he was fully deserving of that nickname this season.

I’m SO glad I predicted a breakout season for Tim. But even I didn’t truly expect him to be a runaway Cy Young Award winner this soon.

by sharksrog on Nov 12, 2008 1:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Enchanter..

Really needs to get out there more. Sometime next season there needs to be a group at the yard wearing SF Enchanter hats.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Nov 11, 2008 8:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Say 'K' Kid is a nickname we came up with...some people seem to like it.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 11, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Say K Kid

I love it.

Ralph Barbieri, heal thyself.

by ThrillisGone22 on Nov 11, 2008 5:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Open letter to Brandon Webb

FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID FACIAL HAIR AND YOUR OVERRATED, WORTHLESS TEAM-DEPENDENT WIN TOTAL YOU PATENT RATFUCKER!!!

Sorry, I just felt like saying that. Seriously, those who gave him first place should be rounded up and shot.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Nov 11, 2008 11:21 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Nice to know what the thread would look like

in a sad alternative universe

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Nov 11, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Needs an anagram

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

anagram of "Patent Ratfucker"

“Fracture Tank Pet”

So Webb not only defiles rodents, but is a fish killer? for shame!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 11, 2008 11:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Fish and the desert don’t mix well.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Needs an anagram

alternate sad universe?

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 11:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I Approve of this award.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Nov 11, 2008 11:23 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Huzzah!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Nov 11, 2008 11:23 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

The greatest pitcher in Giants history, Juan Marichal, only received one Cy Young vote in his career — a third-place vote in 1973.


WTF?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 11, 2008 11:24 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

racists

’nuff said

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yes. they preferred the white Bob Gibson.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 11, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Referring to Latin players

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

latinist?

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 11:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Anti-latine-ites

by armzdealr on Nov 11, 2008 12:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

nah

that’d be people who hate people who like latin people.

or people that hate only very small latin people.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Nov 11, 2008 12:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There was only one CY award for both leagues back then, fwiw.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

until 1966 there was only one award. McCormick was the first NL winner.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 11, 2008 11:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well, what jcb9 said too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 11:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He definitely got jobbed

But as I recall, his best seasons also unfortunately coincided with ridiculous seasons by guys like Bob Gibson and Sandy Koufax.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yes. competition was stiff, but only 1 vote ever? that’s just kinda surprising, especially considering he was in the top 10 in the MVP voting 3 times during his career.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 11, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well I think that’s because MVP had the top-10 ballot back then but they didn’t even do a top-3 ranking for the Cy Young. Until 73, that is, when Marichal got his 3rd-place vote at the tail end of his career.

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Nov 11, 2008 2:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

PARTY IN THE BLITZ

Annnnd my dad just called to celebrate with me.

Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.

by tk on Nov 11, 2008 11:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Congrats Tim!

I was rooting for you.

Hopefully Cole Hamels will get his next year.

http://www.thegoodphight.com
WHY CAN'T US?

by WholeCamels on Nov 11, 2008 11:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Cole Hamels is still a bad ass, regardless

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt.

He’ll have to cry into his World Series trophy, but I’m sure he’ll survive that.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Nov 11, 2008 11:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, somehow I doubt this is going to mess up the autumn that Hamels has had.

That said I’ll just be embarrassed if Ryan Howard wins the MVP award. It cannot be justified.

http://www.thegoodphight.com
WHY CAN'T US?

by WholeCamels on Nov 12, 2008 8:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks WC

Classy of you (as a Phillies fan) to acknowledge Tim. BTW, I rooted for the Phillies against the Dodgers, and continued to root for them throughout the playoffs and WS (unlike some here at McC).

by Jakespaar on Nov 12, 2008 11:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Most of us were rooting for the Phillies though.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 12, 2008 11:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Just on anti-DH National League principle!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 12, 2008 12:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish the Phillies got to play the Giants more often. Lincecum and Hamels are the best young pitchers in the NL, it’s a shame they don’t get to face off more than maybe once a season.

http://www.thegoodphight.com
WHY CAN'T US?

by WholeCamels on Nov 12, 2008 8:37 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad I'm not the only one

to have come up with that name for Hamels.

Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.

by tk on Nov 11, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WHOLE CAMELS APPEARANCE! =)

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously

We here hope Timmy will be able to show his wares in the postseason the way Hamels did.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Nov 11, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Another high point to this historic season

Let’s see…can I start using my other hand yet?
Yes , just not for this…

right on!

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Nov 11, 2008 11:25 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

No high fives with you

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 11:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

EWWW

72-90 - TIMMY FOR CY YOUNG!!!

Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - The roller coaster ride continues - Augusta to Norwich to San Jose, the latter of which has been a success so far. 1.59 ERA.

by rhys on Nov 11, 2008 11:28 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I have NO IDEA where your minds are going…but please take me with you!

I tried to celebrate this momentous , joyous REAL reason Federal offices are closed today with my many friends at Az. Snakepit , but for some strange technical reason am unable to do so…

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Nov 11, 2008 11:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Meaning , of course , that I suspect I’ve been banned.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Nov 11, 2008 12:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There are going to be parties in a lot of mothers’ basements tonight!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Nov 11, 2008 11:29 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I’LL BRING THE HOT POCKETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Are your hot pockets scalding hot on the outside and freezing cold on the inside?

by cornball on Nov 11, 2008 2:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You mean 'diarrhea pockets' according to Jim Gaffigan...

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 11, 2008 2:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

one of the funniest bits ever

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 11, 2008 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My mom’s house doesn’t have a basement, so I’m afraid mine will have to be in the bathroom or something.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

“jcb, you’ve been in the bathroom for a while now. What are you doing in there?”

by chilibean_3 on Nov 11, 2008 11:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Raid parties!

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 11:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t have a basement.

by timmeh on Nov 11, 2008 12:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I love that little pitching magician. Congrats Timmeh!

"I can't describe how excited I am to be a Giant." Music to the ears of this excited parent of Buster Posey!

by GiantsFanInExile on Nov 11, 2008 11:29 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

This is a good day.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 11:31 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

I may have to use my AK on Chris DeLuca.

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:32 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well played

Kyle Nicholson: the fyootch

by stealth snail on Nov 11, 2008 12:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for putting the Ice Cube

in the cocktail of my day

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Nov 11, 2008 1:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It began in the infield of AT&T park, the outfield of Dodger stadium, the short porches in Houston, and the rarefied air of Coors…

by rotorueter on Nov 11, 2008 11:31 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Was I supposed to hear that in Bob Costas’ voice? ’Cause I totally did.

Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.

by EliminateMe on Nov 11, 2008 11:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i heard skip. :(

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Nov 11, 2008 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know..

i kinda heard our president-elect talking there. if someone asks us if it’s possible we could win a cy young in our lifetime, we can now answer: yes we can.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Nov 11, 2008 1:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

1st Filipino Cy Young winner

1st African American US President.

A lot of amazing firsts over the last 30 days.

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 1:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i forgot he's half-Pinoy

Nobody is mentioning that really.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Nov 11, 2008 8:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Lots of people here have mentioned it.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 10:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

By the way, Tim Lincecum’s mother is Filipina.

Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.

by EliminateMe on Nov 11, 2008 10:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I had a five-point plan for an incredible fall

-Kim Ng getting hired by the Mariners.
-The Rays win the World Series.
-Barack Obama getting elected President of the United States.
-Tim winning the National League Cy Young Award.
-Me getting into Stanford University.

Well, we know the results of the first four. I got disastrously awful SAT scores so Stanford is now out the window. But hey, two out of five ain’t bad.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 11, 2008 9:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is sick. Way to go Timmy!

Of the 9 teams that passed on him in ‘06, only Tampa (Longoria) and LA (Kershaw) can make legit arguments that their pick wasn’t wasted.

Otherwise, the GMs of KC, COL, PIT, SEA, DET, CIN, BAL = FAIL

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Nov 11, 2008 11:33 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

True story

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Nov 11, 2008 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Seattle's fail is the worst

Gargantuan, you might say.

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Nov 11, 2008 1:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Morrow’s no joke. The worst pick of that draft was Greg Reynolds. With the #2 pick in the draft, never pick the “solid #3 starter.” Those guys are just as likely to hurt themselves, so why not go for the upside?

by Grant on Nov 11, 2008 1:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball Cube

Lists the best pick of the round as Andrew Miller.
http://www.thebaseballcube.com/draft/2006/round-1-1.shtml
Fail? Epic Fail.
I didn’t realize that this same draft we picked Burris #33 overall. Not bad, not bad at all.
I think the Brad Lincoln pick wasn’t too hot either

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 11, 2008 2:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Miller

that’s just because he made the majors first.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 11, 2008 2:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree Grant, but

The folks in Washington should have known him best (and many did), and he WANTED to play there.

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Nov 12, 2008 9:27 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

AWESOME!

And well deserved. First Giants pitcher to win that puppy in my lifetime! (I was born in January ‘68, so I missed McCormick’s award by this much.) After so many close calls, most recently with whatshisname—I forgot, he’s dead to me anyway—it’s fantastic to see this happen on our team.

Timmy and Sabean should each have a cigar. They’ve earned it.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Nov 11, 2008 11:34 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure

Bochy would feel like he is owed a cigar for letting him go deeper into games when he probably already should have been taken out.

by Hobbes2d on Nov 11, 2008 11:35 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit!

I actually forgot he was the manager in my glee over Timmy. >_<

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Nov 11, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone else catch this?
Lincecum A Giant Among Men In NL
San Francisco righty Tim Lincecum (all 5 -feet-1 and 170 pounds of him) wrested the NL Cy Young Award from a beefy field that included heavyweight flamethrowers Brandon Webb, Johan Santana, Brad Lidge and CC Sabathia.

by Hobbes2d on Nov 11, 2008 11:34 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, just saw that…I wonder how many people will see that who don’t know Tim, and will actually think he’s 5’1"

by Frank144 on Nov 11, 2008 11:36 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Since when the hell is Webb a flamethrower?

Did I miss that memo?

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Nov 11, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum, Lincecum
Six foot tall
fucking killin’ for fun

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 11:36 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

He shrank?

He used to be “twelve stories tall”…and if anyone has that hilarious poem I really want a copy of it

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Nov 11, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that’s a later verse, where he is “made of radiation”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

GimmeNOW

Or else I’ll plumb the depths of your very soul…and man , I mean it.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Nov 11, 2008 12:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well, it is actually about George Washington…

http://www.bestviral.com/video/3532/george_washington_song

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 12:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Making me work WAY too hard on a holiday.

I’ll remember you.

Lincecum , Lincecum
Twelve stories high
Made of radiation
The present beware,
The future beware
He’s coming
He’s coming
He’s coming

I sincerely and truly laughed when I first saw this…I do so love my idiot button sometimes…

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Nov 11, 2008 12:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thx , btw.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Nov 11, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

glad to share the wonder that is the Washington song!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 12:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

George’s descendants simply must have a framed copy delivered via DHL by Christmas.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Nov 11, 2008 12:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Not Lincecum Related

If you like the George Washington, check out some more Brad Neely (mildly NSFW):
Here

by Johnny Disaster on Nov 11, 2008 5:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Coming

Tim is LINCE-coming. And WinCyYounging.

by sharksrog on Nov 12, 2008 1:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what she said

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 12, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

still not as good

as the Lincecum Tom Sawyer parody

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 11, 2008 2:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Voting Results
Player, team 	1st 	2nd 	3rd 	Points
Lincecum, SFG 	23 	7 	1 	137
Webb, ARI 	4 	15 	8 	73
Santana, NYM 	4 	8 	11 	55
Lidge, PHI 	0 	1 	7 	10
Sabathia, MIL 	1 	1 	1 	9
Dempster, CHC 	0 	0 	4 	4

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 11, 2008 11:37 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH!

Landslide!

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

wow

Dempster did not deserve any votes. Oswalt >>>> Dempster. Fuck the Cubs.

by Hobbes2d on Nov 11, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think Missouri is still counting…

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 11:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

MANDATE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 11:40 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he's already up his transition team

and will be meeting with Jake Peavy tomorrow.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 11, 2008 11:49 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm surprised CC didn't get more votes

not saying I feel he deserved more, but I figured he would be a “trendy” pick for some

by NeifiChicken on Nov 11, 2008 12:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

MATT CAIN GOT ROBBED!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 11, 2008 2:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like Tim Lincecum

He wins Cy Young awards as a member of the San Francisco Giants.

Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.

by EliminateMe on Nov 11, 2008 11:38 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum haiku

Timmy took it home
Giants Cy Young drought over
Suck it Brandon Webb

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Nov 11, 2008 11:39 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Excellent!

The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.

by The Enchanter on Nov 11, 2008 11:50 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No wonder

No wonder you are stuttering. :)

by sharksrog on Nov 12, 2008 1:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I was going to post a photo of DeLuca so someone could photoshop him to comedic effect, but I could only find a teeny, tiny headshot. Sad. Therefore, I’ll just post the #1 result for world’s ugliest man on Google Image Search and pretend that’s DeLuca:

Never has a poster been more correct in the history of the internet. Ever! - ResDog on yours truly

by jcb9 on Nov 11, 2008 11:44 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

ahhah

popeye fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Nov 11, 2008 11:46 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

YEAHHHHH BOYYYY Lincecum, suck it Webb, suck is johan and most importantly suck it dodger fans

"But if he's swinging at real flies, well, in that case there are two definite solutions: 1) Fresno 2) Ritalin." - howtheyscored

by CPGiant756 on Nov 11, 2008 11:45 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I believe...

Lincecum FTW!

…is appropriate right now.

SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!

by BruteSentiment on Nov 11, 2008 11:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

WOHOOOO!

hababhehbahbahehbahbae….Timmeh!

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Nov 11, 2008 11:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

REJOICE

The first tears of JOY i’ve shed as a Giants fan in a looooonnnnnnggg time!!! CONGRATS TIMMY!

by FutureGiantsGm24 on Nov 11, 2008 11:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

RTFO!!!

:)

Proud adopter of Jason Jarvis: let's see YOU pass an online music course without cheating!

by Gaahl on Nov 11, 2008 11:57 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Congrats to Timmy! We're celebrating at Timlincecum.com!

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 11, 2008 11:57 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Pretty tight man

Playoffs!!??

by PAWarrior on Nov 11, 2008 11:59 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is an AP photo that was enhanced with computer graphics by Steve Guilford...giving credit where credit is due!

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 11, 2008 12:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever it is

it’s my desktop now. thank you so very much.

by positiveuphemism on Nov 11, 2008 12:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Glad you like it...we have more Timmy Wallpapers here:

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 11, 2008 12:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

http://timlincecum.com/wallpaper.html

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 11, 2008 12:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s good you got this reference in there. Natto would have come in and McFaq’d you.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Nov 11, 2008 12:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Computers? Are those still around?

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

sweet picture!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Nov 11, 2008 12:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Looks shopped to me...definately shopped.

Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.

by PacBellBoozer on Nov 11, 2008 1:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the eye of Sauron?

Can’t…look…away!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 11, 2008 2:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess this proves

that Sabean and Bochy were right to let him pitch all those innings.

by FluLikeSymptoms on Nov 11, 2008 12:05 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I love it

This is beautiful

by jose007 on Nov 11, 2008 12:07 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Kyle Nicholson: the fyootch

by stealth snail on Nov 11, 2008 12:08 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

oh shit yeah

grip

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Nov 11, 2008 12:11 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Ever positive, Rotoworld joins in on the fun
Lincecum received 137 points to Brandon Webb’s 73 and Johan Santana’s 55, so it’s clear the Giants had absolutely no need to push him so hard down the stretch in a shameless bid to secure him the award.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 12:14 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Wow, really Rotoworld?

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Nov 11, 2008 12:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Shameless.

we should just withdraw from contending further seasons.

Who has the fun?
Is it always the man with the gun?
- The Stranglers

by victor frankenstein on Nov 11, 2008 12:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Rotoworld:

dicks.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Nov 11, 2008 12:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait what?

You could just as easily say that giving Tim the extra innings was exactly the showcase he needed to give him the edge.

Not that I really think that was the case, but seriously? What? Those rotoworld guys are sort of dicks.

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Nov 11, 2008 12:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Rotoworld once again sucking the joy out of sports.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Nov 11, 2008 12:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

An open letter to Rotoworld

Dear Rotoworld,

Please be the going to fuck yourself.

Your friend,
groug

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 12:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

At last

groug and I can agree on something.

Randy Winn cannot play third base. Randy Winn cannot play third base. Nate Schierholtz, Giants 3B of the future! Randy Winn cannot play third base.

by groud on Nov 11, 2008 1:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

but what does groub think?

Rafael Rodriguez: He thinks Al Harrington sucks.

by BrianBokake on Nov 11, 2008 3:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, now you’re just making people up.

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 3:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

seriously

There’s only so many of us.

by droug on Nov 11, 2008 4:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

grow up dudes

Randy Winn cannot play third base. Randy Winn cannot play third base. Nate Schierholtz, Giants 3B of the future! Randy Winn cannot play third base.

by groud on Nov 11, 2008 5:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

</head explodes>

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Nov 11, 2008 7:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is like that Calvin & Hobbes where Calvin duplicated himself and all the duplicates were exactly the same as him but he couldn’t stand looking in that mirror.

What I’m saying is I look forward to the day when I transmogrify you all into worms.

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 11:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I love Calvin & Hobbes.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 12, 2008 12:11 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

G.R.O.S.S.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Nov 12, 2008 6:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You mean, it's not a .... group?

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Nov 12, 2008 9:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I want to know what group thinks.

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher??

by tobias on Nov 12, 2008 8:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

suck it

hate-tards

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Nov 11, 2008 12:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Just saw the world’s tiniest blurb on SportsCenter about this.

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 12:14 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

PITCHING RUBBER AND HOME PLATE MOVED TO NEW YANKEE STADIUM
RED SOX ANNOUNCE TOWEL GIVEAWAY FOR MAY 2009 GAME AGAINST RAYS
BRETT FAVRE NAMED AFC QUARTERBACK OF THE WEEK

Lincecum wins Cy Young award

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Nov 11, 2008 12:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What are the chances of sneaking into the press conference?

with no press credentials but just a genuine desire to show my appreciation

by positiveuphemism on Nov 11, 2008 12:15 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Press conference on sfgiants.com

A press conference with Tim and Giants General Manager Brian Sabean will be held at 2:00 p.m. PT today. Follow the LIVE coverage & watch the press conference
on sfgiants.com

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 12:16 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Timmy will also be on ESPNews sometime between 3 and 5.

Check out The Examined Life. Or don't. Whatever.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Nov 11, 2008 1:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

SRSLY?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 12:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WILL BUY

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Nov 11, 2008 2:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The Timmy 2K9 Cover Mock-Up

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 12, 2008 6:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Should have been a Fan Shot

Yes we did!

by Goofus on Nov 11, 2008 12:23 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

LOL

FTW!!!!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Nov 11, 2008 12:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Someone had to say it!!

And who better.

No, really, I have updated my blog this year: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on Nov 11, 2008 12:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is there anything lower than a FanSneeze?

Like a FanSigh or a FanSniff?

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Nov 11, 2008 12:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

FanGas?

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 12:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I posted the cover to Fan Shot...

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 11, 2008 12:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

er...

a lincecum shot?

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Nov 11, 2008 12:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Nov 11, 2008 12:27 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum was named on 31 of 32 ballots.

Lol some tard didn’t list Tim at all.

by i wish we were good on Nov 11, 2008 12:45 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

It has been covered

Some douche named De Luca

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Nov 11, 2008 12:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Does anybody have his email??

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 1:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I missed it

Could you post it again? It was cdeluca@suntimes.com, right?

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 1:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

By George, I think you’ve got it! (cdeluca@suntimes.com, that is.)

Check out The Examined Life. Or don't. Whatever.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Nov 11, 2008 1:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

We should all CC Grant on any communications with De Luca and have him hand out an award for the best representative of the McCoven Community.

My entry:

Dear Lucci-

A haiku for you:

Hell is very hot.
Timmy and God are homies.
Enjoy Satan’s balls.

Disrespectfully,

Man-o-War

Any type of mongering of is A-OK in my book.

by Man-o-War on Nov 11, 2008 1:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am CB30 and I approve this message

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Nov 11, 2008 2:55 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "cdeluca@suntimes.com"

SCUMMIEST CAD, NO CLUE

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Nov 11, 2008 1:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

must be a closet dodger

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Nov 11, 2008 1:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He dodges closets?

That doesn’t sound too hard…most closets don’t move very fast.

Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.

by EliminateMe on Nov 11, 2008 1:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Unless he was in a closet factory or in Monsters Inc.

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 1:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He's not only lame, but is robbin' the cradle!!!

Oops…sorry, wrong Lo Duca…never mind.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 11, 2008 2:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I emailed him and said that he obviously failed as a sportswriter and should probably give up his voting privileges, and that his newspaper sucks. I also signed it one of many happy giants fans!!!

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 11, 2008 2:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Slightly OT, but

Joe Lieberman is also an asshat.

by Jakespaar on Nov 12, 2008 10:57 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Like a parliamentary motion to adjourn, that is always in order.

And is non-debatable.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Nov 12, 2008 12:26 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

actually, he’s a former Giants season ticket holder.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 11, 2008 2:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

interesting

De Luca sounds like some other douche we know…

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Nov 11, 2008 2:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My dad just called to share the awesome news!

I didn’t think I could fangirl Timmay more…

by KyrieEleison on Nov 11, 2008 1:29 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Nov 11, 2008 1:30 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

“I was screaming when he told me,” Wilson said in an e-mail. “I’m not sure if that was a reaction to the drill cutting into my gums because of my overaggressive fist pumping I was displaying on the chair. Like I said before, I knew it was his when he took the mound every start.”

oh Brian Wilson!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 1:46 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

what a

silly man-child.

Do you think he was celebrating with old what’s-his-A?

you know that one!

Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.

by tk on Nov 11, 2008 2:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

AMY! GET NAKED IN A CELEBRATORY FASHION!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 2:00 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

She got a hair cut!

by robbgin on Nov 11, 2008 2:01 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

The hair on her head as well!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 2:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He looks hungover.

by robbgin on Nov 11, 2008 2:04 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

that'll be tomorrow

or about 4 hours after this press conference ends

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Nov 11, 2008 2:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good save

You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!

by NuschlerFace on Nov 11, 2008 2:05 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Ha! He forgot his team!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 2:05 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

TIMMY!!!!!!

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Nov 11, 2008 2:05 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

And now..

The party is on.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Nov 11, 2008 8:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Way to dress up, Timmy. Then again, he’s the freakin’ Cy Young winner – he can look however he wants.

by KyrieEleison on Nov 11, 2008 2:05 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Lol…it looks like he just got up, threw on a jacket and a beanie, and slept in the car on the way to the conference

by Frank144 on Nov 11, 2008 2:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think he just walks across the street to the park

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 2:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

TIM IS MY HERO!

WOOOHOOO!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 2:06 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I think he mentioned sharksrog.

by robbgin on Nov 11, 2008 2:06 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

“Woohoo!”- nice lol

I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken

by joeytothelimit on Nov 11, 2008 2:06 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

woohoo! timmy is a funny guy…although he seems kinda clueless up there lol

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Nov 11, 2008 2:07 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like the Zito/Wilson situation is party central.

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 2:12 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I think the odd couple is a fair description

Health nut Christian and Zito!?

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. Rogers Hornsby

by igotnothing on Nov 11, 2008 2:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Shout out to the pinoys!

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 2:15 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

YES

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 2:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hooray for the partially Filipinos!

by rightcenterfielder on Nov 11, 2008 2:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL…Tim can’t remember Geno’s name.

You know…one of those bullpen schmucks

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 2:15 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

“I think we also had another Filipino player who was up here…Genio? Geno Espinelli?”

by Frank144 on Nov 11, 2008 2:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I really wonder if Tim cares about his team, forgot to thank his team and forgot Geno’s name….I predict he’s bookin once he’s a FA

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Nov 11, 2008 2:16 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I’m watching, but not carefully…did someone, like Sabean or the PR guy, remind him to throw it in there?

by Frank144 on Nov 11, 2008 2:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Not that I could see….but yea it could be nervousness since he doesn’t really do press conferences

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Nov 11, 2008 2:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure he’s just nervous… he can dominate on the field, but how many press conferences does the guy do?

by KyrieEleison on Nov 11, 2008 2:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy the Filipino Barfly!

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 2:16 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

“Hey Sabes, remember when you almost traded me?”

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 2:17 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

grant

most appropriate pic ever

by sam23 on Nov 11, 2008 2:17 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

My god Amy asks the worst questions. Sheesh.

by robbgin on Nov 11, 2008 2:19 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Giants Press Conference online...won't load...

Anyone else having problems streaming the Giants news conference link they give us on Mlb.com and SFgiants.com? Mine chokes during the Phillies intro commercial…bummer!!!

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 11, 2008 2:20 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

No problems for me…

by KyrieEleison on Nov 11, 2008 2:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You can watch on TV if you have ComcastSportsNet.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 2:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Zito: “You need to come back down here”
Tim: “Yeah..we’ll see”

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 2:22 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Reasons why living in Nebraska is tolerable:

1. Sometimes Tim Lincecum wins Cy Youngs.
2. Ummm….

by cornball on Nov 11, 2008 2:22 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

And wow "the Yankees are saving their dirt "as MLBs number 2 story

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. Rogers Hornsby

by igotnothing on Nov 11, 2008 2:23 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

They’re keeping Pavano?

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 2:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum: Man, I am sweating so bad.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 2:24 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

That was pretty funny. Sabes was like “Why don’t you take off your jacket?” and Lincecum said something like “No, then they’ll see my sweat.”

haha.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 11, 2008 2:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did he say he liked “Seabiscuit”? Bleh…well, I like it better than “Freak”

by Frank144 on Nov 11, 2008 2:24 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

He didn’t really say that he liked it. He just hadn’t heard it in a while.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 2:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Got it, thanks

by Frank144 on Nov 11, 2008 2:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

AHA

He’s his dad’s “prototype” ! He is a cyborg!

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 2:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Yay! Much love to Timmy!

Enjoy the rest of the off-season, dude. You earned it!

by KyrieEleison on Nov 11, 2008 2:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

That video montage at the end got me pumped up. I want more baseball!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 2:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

is it over? My feed froze at the question about the statue outside
(presumably Marichel’s).

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 2:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, that was good….I’d pay for a DVD of that and video of each of the 265 strikeouts, lol

by Frank144 on Nov 11, 2008 2:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

String ‘em out together with ’Requiem’ playing

I think I pulled my swagger muscle...

by BawLa on Nov 11, 2008 3:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

over. sigh

by robbgin on Nov 11, 2008 2:28 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Can someone post a link to the press conference if they can find one? I missed it...

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 11, 2008 2:30 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I’ll bet you guys 100 dollars that Sharksrog was the guy in the back of the room wearing the ballcap near the end of the conference.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 11, 2008 2:31 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

For anyone who missed it

CSN’s website says it’ll be replayed at 6pm tonight

by rightcenterfielder on Nov 11, 2008 2:31 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Both of the PTI idiots are slamming the pick.

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 2:37 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I just saw that. Wilbon calling Lincecum the “5th best pitcher” in the balloting is insane. I know these guys are loud talking heads but come the fuck on.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 11, 2008 2:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

They even threw in a Bill James jab as well. They know jack shit about sports….especially baseball.

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 2:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

NERDS LIKE BILL JAMES

I’m sorry but the minute you try to rank Brad Lidge over Lincecum is the minute I shoot you in the face with my STATS gun.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 11, 2008 3:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t believe I used to watch that show.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 2:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

PTI

One of many reasons I stopped watching ESPN.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 11, 2008 2:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t even watch the NFL games. I gave up on everything except the Outside The Lines stuff.

by chilibean_3 on Nov 11, 2008 2:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ALSO, MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO FACTS THAT SUPPORT YOUR ASSERTIONS.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 11, 2008 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

DROP NON-SEQUITUR POP CULTURE REFERENCE

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 3:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

EN FEUGO!!!!!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Nov 11, 2008 3:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

firefly?

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Nov 11, 2008 7:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WOW!

Wilbon & Reilly are DISGUSTED that Timmy won it! Wilbon said he MIGHT have had him 4th or 5th!!!

You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!

by NuschlerFace on Nov 11, 2008 2:38 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Not suprising

Reilly’s successfully maintaining his place on the Giants-hating asshat list

by rightcenterfielder on Nov 11, 2008 2:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Rielly really sucks.

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 11, 2008 2:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah it's not just the Bonds-hating anymore

It’s like he’s trying to be like the Sports Guy with the half-assed pop culture references. His stories are no longer interesting or even well-written.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 11, 2008 2:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

"surprising"

damn my mediocre typing skills

by rightcenterfielder on Nov 11, 2008 2:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I spelled his name wrong after looking at your post. maybe it’s the typewriters we’re using

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 11, 2008 2:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wilbon = Tampon

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 11, 2008 6:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish

I wish J.A. Adande had again taken Mike Wilbon’s place on PTI yesterday. Josh saw his first-ever baseball game at Candlestick and I believe would have had far better judgment.

by sharksrog on Nov 12, 2008 1:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Are you serious, 4th or 5th best? I guess that’s what you get when you don’t actually watch the sports you talk about

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 11, 2008 2:43 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

CLUELESS

They blamed it on sportswriters trying to outsmart each other, and not the stats.

You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!

by NuschlerFace on Nov 11, 2008 2:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

So glad I don’t watch ESPN at all anymore

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

For serious

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 2:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That does not even make any sense. why would you vote to try and outsmart someone else? what’s that even mean?

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 11, 2008 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No idea!

They’ll probably secong guess Cliff Lee tomorrow.

You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!

by NuschlerFace on Nov 11, 2008 2:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

PAPELBON IS A TRUE WINNER!

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 11, 2008 2:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

JOBA CHAMBERLAIN!!!!!

HIS NAME CAN BE A STAR WARS REFERENCE!!!!

by boonitez on Nov 11, 2008 4:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And I mean, do they realize that the only stat that Webb has over Lincecum is wins? (And GB%, I guess)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 2:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, like, I don’t get… if you’re going to base it solely on wins, fine.

But Lincecum was SECOND in the league in wins (and first in win percentage)

HOW DOES THAT TRANSLATE TO 4TH OR 5TH BEST PITCHER ON THE BALLOT?

DIE IN A FIRE, WILBON.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 2:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Calm down, it's simple

Brandon Webb was first in wins, so he’s first on the ballot.

Brad Lidge had two wins, but 41 saves, which each count as half a win. He’s second.

Johan Santana had one less win than Tim, but they were NEW YORK WINS, so each one is worth 1.25 more than a regular win. He’s third.

CC Sabathia had 13 wins, but if he was in the National League the whole season, he would have had like 30. But he wasn’t, so he gets penalized. He’s fourth.

Tim Lincecum is short and doesn’t look like a pitcher. He’s fifth.

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 2:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT ABOUT DEMPSTER??

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 11, 2008 2:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He had less wins than Tim and he was not in New York. Sixth.

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But they made the playoffs and almost broke the curse!!

That’s got to count for 5.4 wins per normal win.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Nov 11, 2008 3:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But It's Wilbon

So Chicago Wins count for 1.5 of SF wins. Dempster 1st, Santana 2nd, lidge 3rd, webb 4th, lincecum (maybe) 5th.
No Bias, my hat

Todd Jennings: If he's on the DL, he can't suck as much, right?

by Speedforthewin on Nov 11, 2008 3:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh this makes sense now, ty. :)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Nov 11, 2008 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I WISH I’D NEVER BEEN BROILED!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 2:43 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

on a random note, Adrian Peterson seems to be everywhere I look today on tv…when you score the winning touchdown do you not have to practice?

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 11, 2008 2:44 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

After wins, some coaches give Mondays off.

You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!

by NuschlerFace on Nov 11, 2008 2:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I also think of it as Burma, because I do not approve of juntas and junta-led renaming efforts.

My current Interwebs obsession is pretty awesome. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Nov 11, 2008 2:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

But today is tuesday

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 11, 2008 2:48 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

No

TODAY IS TIMSDAY

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 11, 2008 2:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good Point!

Damn Absinthe…

You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!

by NuschlerFace on Nov 11, 2008 2:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome, he looks semi-homeless, like he sleeps on friends’ couches but could afford his own place if he really wanted.

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 11, 2008 2:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

well, he did put on a clean tee…

A true San Franciscan!

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 2:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

did you check the armpits? maybe they were yellow…

by Mrbasepaul on Nov 11, 2008 2:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He did tell Sabean (off-mic) that he was sweating to death after the press conference…

You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!

by NuschlerFace on Nov 11, 2008 2:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, cool.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Nov 11, 2008 2:49 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

SHEESH!!

TRY TO CONTAIN YOURSELF!

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 2:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Excuse me. I had a little caffeine yesterday and it had me a little hyper. Now that I’ve had a day to think about it, my reaction is closer to “Oh, …”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Nov 12, 2008 3:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s better.

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 12, 2008 4:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

TIm is going to be on ESPN News in about 2 minutes

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 2:58 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Timmy's ESPN, KTVU News Stories posted to TimLincecum.com

In case you missed it, we now have videos of ESPN and KTVU News stories announcing Tim’s Cy Young award on the homepage at www.timlincecum.com

Don

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 12, 2008 7:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I want to know the nickname he couldnt tell us

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Nov 11, 2008 2:59 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

No you don't.

You probably know it as MYANMAR, but it will always be BURMA to me!

by NuschlerFace on Nov 11, 2008 2:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tim "Mutha Fuckin Big Dick" Lincecum?

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Nov 11, 2008 3:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I hope not

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Nov 11, 2008 3:04 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy on with Ralph and Tom at 5pm [on Timsday]

by Merope on Nov 11, 2008 3:11 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Ralph: “[After two minutes of bloviating leading into his question] TIM, WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE REALIZE YOU’RE NOT MADE OF PORCELAIN???? [scratches nails on chalkboard]”

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Nov 11, 2008 3:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Better than Tom’s “Trade him now, his value will never be higher.” comment/“joke”

by Merope on Nov 11, 2008 3:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Congratulations, Tim

That cover photo feels like a guy kissing his sister. While happy for Lincecum the Giants still failed horribly this season (again) and it is all about a team game.

by wilriv21 on Nov 11, 2008 3:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Pass the buzzkill

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 11, 2008 3:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting now his mechanics are referred to as revolutionary. What happened to …oh nevermind, I’ll save the sarcasm for another time.

by timmeh on Nov 11, 2008 3:41 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I love Tim.

’Nuff said.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Nov 11, 2008 4:27 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Gotta say

I didn’t think they’d actually give it to him. Effing awesome, and congrats timmah!

by bondslegend on Nov 11, 2008 4:38 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

This

fucking made my day.

by boonitez on Nov 11, 2008 4:38 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

This Pleases me!

After all those arsine risks Boulder Skull took if he had not gotten the Cy Young … Well i would have skipped the rabble rabble rabble stage and gone directly to heating up the tar so the feathers could stick.

Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!

Here comes Captain Obvious wearing his Atomic Wedgie!

by daveinexile on Nov 11, 2008 4:50 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

For at least one day...

…baseball doesn’t suck.

(Although we’ll have to listen to Pauley Mac’s straining voice and his “Lincecum” song on KNBR for a while.)

Ralph Barbieri, heal thyself.

by ThrillisGone22 on Nov 11, 2008 5:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Just sing along with him and drown him out. [windows all the way please]

by Merope on Nov 11, 2008 5:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lincecum song?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Nov 11, 2008 5:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

To the tune of “Panama”, if I recall correctly.

by cornball on Nov 11, 2008 7:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain song!

By Krukow

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Nov 11, 2008 8:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The line to bear Tim’s love baby forms behind me.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 11, 2008 5:54 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

I think I could take you and move up a spot in line. Just try me!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Nov 11, 2008 6:02 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

BITCH I WILL CUT YOU

Share the wealth! You already have offspring.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 11, 2008 6:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He’ll be no good to you both after I get through with him.

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 11, 2008 6:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Step aside, Pie Man. You don’t want any part of this.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Nov 11, 2008 6:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

But they’re girls – not MLB pitcher material. I NEED A BALL PLAYER GODDAMMIT!!!!!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Nov 11, 2008 6:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Mays Martinez-Lincecum

2033 Cy Young award winner just like her dad.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 11, 2008 7:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That would be awesome. Okay, you can go first.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Nov 12, 2008 11:03 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Tim has 800 baby mamas

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 12, 2008 10:17 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

lol Tim and his dorky little hat.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 11, 2008 6:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Eugenio Espineli lol

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Nov 11, 2008 6:14 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Q: How long have you been a short pitcher?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Nov 11, 2008 6:17 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

indeed

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Nov 11, 2008 7:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Shit

just got home and I want to watch the press conference.

Ugh.

Suggestions for online archive?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Nov 11, 2008 9:08 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

It’s on the official Giants site.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Nov 11, 2008 10:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Rob Neyer picked Brad Lidge.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Nov 11, 2008 10:25 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

LED HIS TEAM TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

Or maybe he followed them there. I didn’t actually see who was in front.

Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.

by EliminateMe on Nov 11, 2008 10:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Congrats! YAY! Sabes sounds really pessimistic about the whole thing with his grizzly veteran fatherly “You’re gonna be called CY Young your whole life now, thats a lot of pressure for a young man” talk. Its probably cuz of the whole Zito thing.
besides that YAAA

by lincypoo i wuv u on Nov 11, 2008 11:38 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Weird picture

I thought LIncecum was wearing a snow-hat knit-cap beanie with an Army jacket, not a sailor suit and hat. I guess he can do whatever he wants to do now that he won a Cy Young, not that the woman in the picture seem to mind.

Adoptive parental unit of Kevin " 2007's Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Nov 12, 2008 8:48 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

FIRST!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Nov 12, 2008 9:53 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Damn. You beat me by 10 minutes.

by non sequitur on Nov 12, 2008 10:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

One more hour until the AL and NL Managers of the Year are announced. New thread anyone?

I bet Chris Le Duca gives Bochy a third place vote just to emphasize how little he knows about baseball.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Nov 12, 2008 10:04 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

My letter to Chris DeLuca. Thanks for his email address.

Hi, Chris,

I imagine you are taking quite a lot of heat today for not having the Cy Young winner on your ballot at all, and possibly also for your published comments that attempted to clarify your thought process. The comments — which appeared to suggest that pitching in New York City gives extra weight to a candidacy, and to suggest that wins are the most significant stat that measure a pitcher’s effectiveness — were likely taken out of context. I have been misquoted and taken out of context in print, as well, so I ignored those.

In this empathic reverie, I was trying to remember the last time I did an analysis and drew a conclusion, and absolutely every single other person in my field came to a completely different conclusion. I was trying to remember the last time that I was so completely out of step with the best thinking in my field. I was trying to remember the last time I had to confront the fact that absolutely every single other person in my field saw something in a way that was different from mine.

And, of course, I couldn’t. I cannot think of anyone who can, and still keep his or her job.

I am curious whether you think you might have gotten it wrong or rather think that all 31 other voters got it wrong. Because, truly, a 31-1 result is not a “difference of opinion;” it is the very definition of someone getting it completely wrong— either the group of 31 (possible) or you (probable).

I don’t blame you. I really don’t. I blame MLB for turning voting over to BBWAA, and I blame BBWAA for letting people vote who have no analytical ability or basic sense about the game of baseball, nor the fundamental curiosity nor the intellectual chops to notice that the understanding of baseball has evolved beyond the mere “Wins tell you all you need to know about a pitcher” worldview. After all, medical science has moved beyond the tourniquet, and people who don’t grasp that don’t get to vote on the Nobel Prize for medicine.

It’s the winter; pick up a couple of books on modern baseball analysis and school yourself on the components of baseball performance that contribute to a team’s success. Read a little Bill James or any of his many followers. Or switch to hockey coverage. In any case, I hope you contemplate that you’re not a “maverick,” but rather underequipped for your job.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Nov 12, 2008 10:14 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Well done, sir

Harsh but fair, with a gratuitous comparison to Sarah Palin thrown in at the end for good measure.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Nov 12, 2008 10:17 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He can see Canada from his porch

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 12, 2008 10:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can see the moon from my house; ergo, I am an astrophysicist.

(I’m grateful to Gov. Palin for creating the syllogism that permits me to add to my resume the positions of ‘astrophysicist,’ ‘veterinarian,’ and ‘pilot.’)

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Nov 12, 2008 12:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I can see the moon from my house; ergo, I am an astrophysicist.

Oh good!! What type of TV should I buy?

by Lars The Wanderer on Nov 12, 2008 12:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

SHARP HAS GOOD PIXELS, THE FIRST MINI LCD!!!11

/albino dude

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by xanthan on Nov 12, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is just MY preference regarding TVs, but...

If done really well, I prefer to see males in good drag rather than females butching up. But that’s me. I am sure — in fact, I KNOW — that other mayors might vary.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Nov 12, 2008 12:14 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If the lipstick fits...

Thanks, Kitspool. I actually didn’t mean her, specifically, but the maverick thing is this season’s zeitgeist, and there really is a lot of ignorance afoot that masquerades as a smug knowingness.

Damn, maybe I WAS referring to her and didn’t consciously realize it.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Nov 12, 2008 12:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s a lot more articulate and well-reasoned than the response I thought up (but didn’t get around to sending), which was:

“So, you were high when you cast your Cy Young ballot, right? Right?”

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by jcb9 on Nov 12, 2008 12:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

cdeluca@suntimes.com

It’s never too late to do the right thing, jcb9. Send it. cdeluca@suntimes.com

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by Mayor of 311 on Nov 12, 2008 1:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I’m the one who first found the dude’s email address and posted it here. I’ve done my part!

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by jcb9 on Nov 12, 2008 1:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

True enough. Thank you for that.

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by Mayor of 311 on Nov 12, 2008 1:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

STUPIDITY ALERT

From a Rob Neyer chat:

“oe (Madison, WI): After thoroughly looking at the stats, I really don’t see how Santana should not win the NL Cy Young. You agree? Faced harder competition, was on a better team, better ERA, that enormous game that last Saturday. Should have won about 22 games, led the NL in innings. Lincecum had 2 more wins, and more strikeouts, but strikeouts shouldn’t really be a factor, who cares how someone gets the outs as long as they get the batters out. Santana just had the better season.”

So…he doesn’t think Lincecum should get credit for having (many) more strike outs, but he does think Santana should get extra points for having pitched on a good team, and for how many wins he “should” have gotten? Um….okay.

Don’t get me wrong, there’s an argument to be made for Santana, but that ain’t it.

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by jcb9 on Nov 12, 2008 12:59 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Er, that should be Joe from Madison, not oe from Madison.

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by jcb9 on Nov 12, 2008 1:01 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

plus the biggest factor of them all

pitching in New York, baseball capital of the world

by rightcenterfielder on Nov 12, 2008 1:07 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

was on a better team…

Okay, Tim wins this hands down, since he played with crap team. No offense Giants.

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by SoFa King Mike on Nov 12, 2008 1:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I emailed him and no response as yet (nor is one expected).

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Nov 12, 2008 1:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

He’s too busy ranting with an ump.

Oh…wrong Lo Duca again. Never mind.

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 15, 2008 9:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

In honor of this historic win

A new avatar ============>

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Nov 12, 2008 9:56 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Nice avatar...

Could I share it on Timlincecum.com?

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum

by Timlincecum.com on Nov 15, 2008 9:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

NO

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by SoFa King Mike on Nov 15, 2008 1:59 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think one thing that really proves Timmy should have won the Cy Young...

Is to see how much pretty much EVERYONE one here was simply 100% convinced that he should win, and how RELIEVED we all were when we found out that he did win. Last year wasn’t some normal season, that was simply unreal pitching, and if he hadn’t won the Cy Young award, it would have been a terrible injustice. Last year was probably the best season I’ve ever seen by a Giants pitcher.

by ololo3 on Nov 14, 2008 6:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

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