Why I think we should trade Cain for Abel
by homerdrew415
on Oct 5, 2008 7:27 PM PDT
I Just wanted to threadjack my own thread before it gets posted. I'm pretty sick of reading completely worthless speculation about trading Matt Cain for this, that and the other. Let's not worry about trading him and play a little game I call wait and see if Brian Sabean can work his "magic" to land someone with major pop. If this isn't 75 words so what. Oh well, guess who found out that the McC won't let you post unless it's 75 words already. That would be me....
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Double plus ungood
Unless it’s a realistic posting about Jimmy Rollins for next to nothing, I’m probably not interested.
Down in Front Meat!
by homerdrew415 on Oct 5, 2008 7:28 PM PDT 0 recs
Abel's not a murderer
Plus, God likes him way more than that stupid Cain guy.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 5, 2008 7:32 PM PDT 0 recs
Cain:
Third Best Brother.
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on
Oct 5, 2008 7:42 PM PDT
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But there were only two brothers!
Oh… I get it….
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Oct 5, 2008 7:52 PM PDT
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How quickly we forget Seth…that guy needs a better publicist.
by dmunk on
Oct 6, 2008 1:37 AM PDT
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Seth’s VORB was off the charts!
your 2008 SF Giants: this isn’t totally insane, just really stupid
by Lyle on
Oct 6, 2008 2:08 AM PDT
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Man, Seth’s going to be so pissed I forgot about him…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Oct 6, 2008 6:54 AM PDT
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Not really
Abel stays dead and Cain goes on to have a big family that creates technology, cities and lots of other good things.
by NearestNorwich on
Oct 5, 2008 8:30 PM PDT
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I did a google for matt cain and got this.
[IMG]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/1pleiades/mattcaindwelling.jpg[/IMG]
I guess it’s my rebuttal, if the picture works.
by timmeh on Oct 5, 2008 7:54 PM PDT 0 recs
<img src="http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/1pleiades/mattcaindwelling.jpg"<
[img][/img] is for message boards
by Natto on
Oct 5, 2008 7:59 PM PDT
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so is that the html code? forgive my ignorance, I don’t post pictures this way often.
by timmeh on
Oct 5, 2008 8:06 PM PDT
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ok, i think I’ve got it, since I can’t see behind natto’s avatar
by timmeh on
Oct 5, 2008 8:18 PM PDT
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is that some kind of darin erstad reference?
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on
Oct 5, 2008 9:28 PM PDT
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Sabean says the same shit every year, like somebody is just going to hand some slugger over to us just because he’s arbitration eligible. He won’t do anything this offseason, and then he’ll finally go to Neukom and ask him to give up 80 million for aged Pat The Bat.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Oct 6, 2008 6:28 AM PDT 0 recs
It's simple
Cain does not give his firstfruits when he goes out there every day. He does not give the team enough wins, and clearly is not Tim Lincecum. Thus, he must be shunned, given a mark of non-acceptance, and left to roam the wildernesses of Milwaukee.
Let’s just hope that Tim does not = Abel.
(if that unfortunately happens, does that mean Sanchez=Seth? The oft-forgotten brother that does not get enough talk, yet shows much promise?)
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 6, 2008 11:27 AM PDT 0 recs
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