Why I Think The Giants Should Trade Cain For Fielder
by Ulnar Maws on Oct 5, 2008 1:04 PM PDT
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This trade SHOULD HAPPEN. I see no reason why SF should keep Cain at the expense of getting FIELDER. I'll tell you why.
Cain is a losing pitcher. Except for his first two seasons, in which his record was 1 game above being a .500 pitcher, his ENTIRE CAREER has been in losing seasons. This season alone, he has given up more HITS, more RUNS, more HOME RUNS, and WALKS than any other season of his career. He has the most HIT BATSMEN, most INTENTIONAL WALKS, and is tied for the most BALKS in his career. Also look at his COMPARABLE TO AGE player, Moe Drabowsky. Another promising rookie, he came up when he was 20 and was a starter. Unfortunately, like Cain he was a LOSER and he had his first winning season from the bullpen at age 31. Matt Cain is signed cheaply for a few more years, but after that do you want to pay him BIG BUCKS to be in the bullpen?
Prince Fielder, on the other hand, is a winner. He's in the playoffs this year, Cain has yet to be in the playoffs. He's the youngers player to hit 50 home runs. 50 HOME RUNS. He would have lead the Giants in home runs this year. Even though he only hit 34 this year, his average is a bit down so when he hits for a higher average next year he'll hit more home runs. He tied his career high in TRIPLES this year, and even has 10 SACRIFICE FLIES, showing he will give up his own better average just to make an out for the team. Fielder is also a good fielder (get it?). He has a .990 career FIELDING PERCENTAGE and made the most PUT OUTS of his career last year. Also, Prince Fielder's COMPARABLE TO AGE players include Lou Gehrig, Willie McCovey, Will Clark, and Willie Mays. Are you going to not trade for them?
I really think this is an easy trade to make, a losing pitcher, for a winning hitter.
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favorite fast food:
in-n-out for me
bitte, baby.
by ryanmiles on Oct 5, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What does this have to do with my topic about trading Matt Cain for Prince Fielder?
by Ulnar Maws on Oct 5, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both produce diarrhea and, if you’re lucky, projectile vomiting.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 5, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fail
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Oct 5, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taco Bell. Maybe Del Taco.
Proud adopter of Jason Jarvis: let's see YOU pass an online music course without cheating!
by Gaahl on Oct 5, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not a big fast food fan, but Nation’s is pretty good. Quiznos will do in a pinch.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 5, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know what the dictionary definition of fast food is
But I don’t think Nation’s qualifies.
Can't get enough of the Oakland A's? Visit Oaktown Awesomer's
by iamawesomer on Oct 5, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno – you go in, order at a counter, and then get your food quickly and without table service. Isn’t that what fast food is?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 5, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally I feel fast food has to have a drive thru by definition
But since most people feel that quiznos/subway qualifies as fast food i guess my definition is the wrong one.
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by iamawesomer on Oct 5, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Chipotle count?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
white rice burritos
it does count, but it doesn’t belong here
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Oct 5, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, I know, it’s not real Mexican food. It’s damn yummy, though.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taco Bell
Although, About the best thing you can ever get is McDonals french fries, double dipped, and fried in oil that’s not too new, not too old.
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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Oct 5, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McDonald’s definitely has the best fries around.
by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You started & ended this hijack with In’n’Out. Any other choice is incomprehensible.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Oct 6, 2008 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seconded
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 6, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should definitely trade Matt Cain for Prince Fielder.
by Ulnar Maws on Oct 5, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BRAWNDO HAS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE
50 HOME RUNS! FIFTY!
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Oct 5, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie
I’ve seen them dancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s sweat, wet,
Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like ‘em round, and big
And when I’m throwin’ a gig
I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy
‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want ’em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble
Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble
So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin’ like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won’t cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin’ on
A lot of simps won’t like this song
‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I’d rather stay and play
‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby … when it comes to females, Cosmo ain’t got nothin’
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you’ve got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don’t lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that “hard” role
And tell you that the butt ain’t gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that!
‘Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’
And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain’t it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can’t resist her
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
’Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit ’em
And I pull up quick to get wit ’em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 5, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i lol’d
Hasheem "The Beat" Thabeet. A Warrior in 09.
by ejdacanay on Oct 5, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too
Olma Rosario; liking the cut of your jib since 2008
Free Angel Joseph from US immigration!
by Mr Scruff on Oct 5, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d prefer a San Diego face, but +1 on the Oakland booty.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Oct 6, 2008 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRgAgJJY2B0
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Troll or sincere?
That’s the question that will be keeping me occupied for the next couple of minutes.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 5, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you calling Matt Cain or Prince Fielder a troll?
by Ulnar Maws on Oct 5, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, thanks for answering that question.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 5, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think it’s fair calling either a troll.
by Ulnar Maws on Oct 5, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Troll
I think the only Giant who could have been a troll was Benitez.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 5, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loved Robby Thompson and Rod Beck, but I could see either of them living under a bridge.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 5, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
Aren’t trolls, you know, supposed to be unpleasant? I don’t remember either of them being unpleasant or anything.
Pierzynski, now…
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 5, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m just thinking of their appearance.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 5, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if it's strictly based on appearance...
Julian Tavarez
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 5, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 5, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t tell if this is a joke.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 5, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't either
But now I’m pretty sure it is.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 5, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don’t want a power bat in the lineup? You don’t want Lou Gehrig hitting in the middle of your lineup?
by Ulnar Maws on Oct 5, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could definitely see Sabean signing a guy who’s been dead since the forties, yeah.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 5, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not actually Lou Gehrig
That’s one of his COMPARABLES. He will become Lou Gehrig now.
by Ulnar Maws on Oct 5, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, you can't argue with that logic.
he will be come Lou Gehrig now. that’s just fact.
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 5, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He will come on Lou Gehrig?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 5, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a comparable means is that Lou Gehrig was very similar to Prince Fielder at his age, and that he turned into Lou Gehrig, so why shouldn’t Prince Fielder turn into Lou Gehrig?
by Ulnar Maws on Oct 5, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joke or not
I love this guy or girl. Lou Gehrig turned into Lou Gehrig…
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 5, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Logic Fail!
Affirming the consequent logical fallacy FTW!
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 5, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1. Vitilaigo is no laughing matter, and neither is wishing it on Prince Fielder.
2. What will be the symptoms of Prince Fielder’s disease?
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 5, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die.
by The Enchanter on Oct 5, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why would we want a firstbaseman that is going to turn into a dead guy?
Proud father of Eric Surcamp!
by The Thrill on Oct 5, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Oct 5, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m so completely confused.
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 5, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Over/Under on number posts in this thread
200
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 5, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ll take the over, mainly because its easier for me to influence ¬_¬
Olma Rosario; liking the cut of your jib since 2008
Free Angel Joseph from US immigration!
by Mr Scruff on Oct 5, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, and btw.
Matt Cain is also similar to Don Sutton and Scott Kazmir.
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 5, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So down the line, he’s going to become a horrible announcer?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 5, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
almost assuredly
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 5, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he said Scott Kazmir
Not Joe Buck, silly.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 6, 2008 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don Sutton?
Oh I hope this comes with the hair
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 5, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, it looks like i'm the asshole
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 5, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish groud had started this post. Then it would have been good.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 5, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It would have been grood, at least.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 5, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My post was better
Also, it’s got to be Burger King.
by Salemicus on Oct 5, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT!?!?!?
BK fries are delicious. I personally hate McDonald’s fries…
by boonitez on Oct 5, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose honorable men may differ.
by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we should start flagging these posts as spam
Proud father of Eric Surcamp!
by The Thrill on Oct 5, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s pretty clear that this one’s a joke. I just don’t think it really works.
Sorry, McC Regular Who Made A Fake Account To Post This.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 5, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
My favorite part of the post:
Willie Mays.
As a comparable to Prince Fielder? That, by itself, is weird. Then combine that with the assertions that comparables automatically mean the player will turn into said comparables and I get an absurd image of Fielder fleetly running down fly balls in center field…
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 5, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would pay serious money to watch Prince Fielder roam center for one game. Ultimate dream scenario:
LF – Mo Vaughn
CF – Prince Fielder
RF – Cecil Fielder
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Oct 5, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanna see David Ortiz try to run at some point
He, too, is a fatty.
by boonitez on Oct 5, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
complete with cap flying off, and the brilliant throw to the plate to double the guy off who was trying to score on the sac fly…
by tyrannoman on Oct 6, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's howie, right?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 5, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is the magical anagrammer? I suck at anagrams.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Oct 5, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another hint
He recently posted in this thread
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 5, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got it
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Oct 5, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natto doesn’t have all those letters..
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Oct 5, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to translate it to Spanish first.
by Natto on Oct 5, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was Walrus Man really that bored?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah.
Didn’t take more than 10 minutes, as you could have guessed with the amount of research, and I really didn’t want to do my homework.
Worst part was that when I registered the name I had to wait a day to post this, I had it all set to go. Thanks for making a good idea on your part backfire on me Grant.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Oct 5, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what exactly was your motivation? Point and laugh at those of us who eyerolled/posted OT things/got angry and yelled at you? Mock the jerks who keep posting stupid stuff on the site? I don’t see a point to this.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m guessing, providing fodder for our patented brand of non-sequitor hijinks.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on Oct 5, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re very skilled at talking about nothing.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda been forced into talking about nothing for the last two seasons…BLB and Timmay discussions excluded.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Oct 6, 2008 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keira Knightley or Scarlett Johansson.
Go Go Go!
Hasheem "The Beat" Thabeet. A Warrior in 09.
by ejdacanay on Oct 5, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why not both?
Mmmmm Vanity Fair cover.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Oct 5, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Between the two, Scarlett. But I’m not as high on her as most guys are.
by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would make a small penis joke, but that whole manly-macho-penis-size thing really is just not my style.
Oh, it would have been funny, though.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 5, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would call you a smelly weirdo, but calling people smelly weirdos isn’t my style either.
by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve only seen Scarlett Johansson in one movie – Ghost World – and I liked Thora Birch better there.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 5, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel pretty high on her.
Did I do it right howwie?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Oct 5, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kiera Knightly would annoy me too damn much.
On the other hand, Scarlett Johansson would bore me too damn much.
Oh, dillemas.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 5, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could think of something that would break up the boredom, if you know what I mean. *wink wink *
That’s right: YAHTZEE!
by Natto on Oct 5, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that’s thinking! And if she has a couple friends we could all get together and play UNO!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 5, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scarlett.
Keira needs more cheezburgers.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on Oct 5, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neither
Ones a stick and the other is annoying, unattractive and made Lost in Translation, which wasted a couple hours of my life (Alright you artsy fuckers, jump on me for this one, I don’t care!)
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Oct 6, 2008 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
That’s one of those movies that I really liked, but I can understand why other people don’t like it.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on Oct 6, 2008 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s also a little bit racist.
Here’s a direct quote from that movie:
“The Japanese are short and pronounce things funny lol”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 6, 2008 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good. I have another reason to hate that film. Seriously, I don’t know if I have been more bored during a movie in my life.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Oct 6, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not subtle enough, Walrus Man. I didn’t realize there was a one-day waiting period, though. Who knew posting here was like buying a gun?
by Dan from NM on Oct 5, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was all the fault of signposey, a dumbass who posted racist stuff in a gameday thread, was promptly banned, and then came back later in the game with another username to scream about fags.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 5, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That means we get to pay double both their contracts right? In that case, count me in.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 5, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone ACTUALLY use their girlfriend’s boobs as pillows? It’s an interesting nickname for boobs…but they are that comfortable as pillows for a whole night. I got irritated after like 5 minutes last night.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 5, 2008 3:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the internet. Most of us have only read about women in books.
by rotorueter on Oct 5, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the internet. Most of us have only read about women in books at porn sites.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 5, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm convinced
If they took porn off the internet, there would only be one site left. It would be called Bring Back the Porn.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bringbackwaitingforboofandporn.com
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Oct 6, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The rest of us write posts about how we were disappointed with our “girlfriend” and her pillows. As if complete strangers on the internetz believe that said poster actually has a girl that isn’t imaginary.
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Oct 5, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our girlfriend?
Talk about groupthink!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I can’t have one, I insist on partial ownership of howie’s.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 5, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
VETOED AND BANNED
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 5, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds kinky
If there’s only one girlfriend shared between the entire site, you should need permission to do stuff like that to her.
by Salemicus on Oct 5, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My GF has some nice “pillows” but they aren’t really meant to be slept on. Oh well…I can think of other things to do.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 5, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I has a clever
Ulnar Maws= Walrus Man
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on Oct 5, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bill Nye the Science Guy
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Oct 5, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When i was a kid i though Bill Nye, Rick Moranis, and Bob Saget were the same guy
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 5, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupidest post I've ever seen.
I’m not even convinced we SHOULDN’T trade Cain… but seriously… reasoning that Cain is a loser??? Are you actually a Giants fan? Have you been paying attention to the games Cain has “LOST”?
Fuck you for thinking Cain a loser, when in reality the team keeps letting him down.
by Yoostey on Oct 5, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lawl
This is addressed in the comments.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 5, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m all for putting down WalrusMan though.
by Natto on Oct 5, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now when you say putting him down?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 5, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
matt cain sucks
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 5, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it when
you can tell someone obviously read the post and scrolled down immediately to post their thoughts w/o reading the comments. It makes for a good laugh.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 6, 2008 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually..
I’m kind of waiting for these to pop up for a few days.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Oct 6, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupidest post I’ve ever seen.
Oh, the irony
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
by Goofus on Oct 6, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you got got! you got got! you got got!
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 6, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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