Why I Think The Giants Should Trade Cain For Fielder

by Salemicus on Oct 4, 2008 7:35 AM PDT

WALL OF TEXT crits you for 24743987 (crushing).

You die.

Your equipped items suffer a 10% durability loss.

All kidding aside, what I really wanted to ask is, what's the deal with this Judy Steffes? I keep seeing her name mentioned all over the site, but Google and the McFaq don't have anything about her. Whenever she's mentioned people start writing in all caps, and I think Xanthan is supposed to be in love with her or something.

I feel like Kyle Broflovski in this episode. So please, gang, let me in to the secret and I might even let you hear the finished version of Total Eclipse of the Giants I recorded.

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JUDY STEFFES IS A WRITER OF ARTICLES OF QUALITY THAT IS HIGHER. PLEASE UNDERSTAND.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 4, 2008 8:47 AM PDT 0 recs

Every now and then I get a little bit terrified, and then I see the look in your eyes.

your 2008 SF Giants: this isn’t totally insane, just really stupid

by Lyle on Oct 4, 2008 8:48 AM PDT 0 recs

Turnaround

by chilibean_3 on Oct 4, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up 0 recs

And I need you now tonight. And I need you more than ever!

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 4, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up 0 recs

for-fuckin-ever's gonna start tonight

If you have heard the Dan Band’s version of that song (they are the band singing it at the wedding in Old school), do yourself a favor and check it out

by FluLikeSymptoms on Oct 4, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up 0 recs

The Dan Band fucking rocks

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Oct 4, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up 0 recs

search for “Rohlinger” and “Steffes” and you’ll find the origin

by rotorueter on Oct 4, 2008 9:04 AM PDT 0 recs

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/8/13/592806/rohlinger-called-up

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 4, 2008 10:08 AM PDT 0 recs

best thread or greatest thread?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 4, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up 0 recs

it’s certainly up there.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 4, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up 0 recs

I was this close to unleashing the banhammer. This close.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Oct 4, 2008 11:27 AM PDT 0 recs

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 4, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up 0 recs

Ban Hammer, not Van Hammer

Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog

by Flashfire on Oct 4, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up 0 recs

I prefer....

…the Jan Hammer

"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean

by Smotheredinhugs on Oct 5, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up 0 recs

Where’s the obligatory TakeAGiantStepNGo post for today?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 4, 2008 11:57 AM PDT 0 recs

He only works M-F.

by Evan on Oct 4, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up 0 recs

He shops garage sales on weekends

So he has plenty of items for us the rest of the week

by Moggeee on Oct 4, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up 0 recs

he just found a “2011 starting lineup projection” for a quarter that he is going to share with us next week. Sneak preview: Angel Villalona is playing 3B

by FluLikeSymptoms on Oct 4, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up 0 recs