Not As Exciting As Grant's News...But...
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 30, 2008 2:27 AM PDT
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PrintSo, I've been dating the most amazing girl. Not only is she smart, beautiful, funny, and athletic...she's a Giants' fan. A big one. She knows about baseball in general. I told her about my rotator cuff surgery and how I can't throw hard anymore, she quipped "so you've become Jamie Moyer?" I was taken aback so much, my jaw dropped and I started laughing hysterically. Anyways...this probably isn't the forum to be spilling my happiness, but I just had a great date and she kept bringing up Giants' baseball...I have found the perfect girl.
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You’re right, this wasn’t as exciting.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
d'awww
that wasn’t very nice.
I lol’d at the jamie moyer reference.
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 30, 2008 5:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, I haven’t had my coffee yet.
CONGRATS ON YOUNG LOVE MR. KING OF DUCKS
If she’s like any of the girls I dated in college, she’s intensely crazy.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
And she’ll probably write you creepy poems.
Creepy poems ftl.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I only dated one girl in college, and we never went on any dates.
On the bright side, we’re still together. So, you know, if I’m doing my calculations right here, dates are for chumps and crazy girls.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
No, not as exciting
…but a picture of her in pink Giants gear might get you closer.
Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.
also,
uproarious diagrams explaining how to handle your girlfriend!
Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 30, 2008 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Dangit! I forgot to move the warning exclamation point!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Pictures
Or it didn’t happen.
Time to hit it in the short porch!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
That will also make it easier for other guys to hit homeruns with her also, though.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, as a Giants fangirl
whose rabid fandom is appreciated by her guy … I am very happy for you.
The Jamie Moyer reference: totally FTW.
Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.
Where can I get one of these?
My girlfriend looks like she wants to dive headfirst into McCovey Cove everytime Giants baseball is mentioned. She’d probably think Jamie Moyer is a girl
Oh, yeah?
Well… I have this awesome ice cream sandwich. Not only does it have vanilla ice cream and chocolate wafers, it is also delicious. I have found the perfect desert!
Feh.
Your ice cream sandwich doesn’t even know who Jamie Moyer is.
Scott McClain: Great story, no place on the 2009 Giants.
by EliminateMe on Oct 30, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
put a ring on her finger
before she gets away
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
Girlfriends like sportz?!
Around 2004, the boyfriend at the time called me up one evening to ask me why John Olerud wears the batting helmet in the field. He and his dad were having an argument about it and he called me to get the final word because “I figured you could set us straight.”
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions
True Story
Once upon a time (‘bout two months ago) the boyfriend and I were watching a Giants game. The conversation went something like this:
Boyfriend: Aw cool the game is on. Where are they playing?
Me: See the score in the top left corner?
Boyfriend: Yes
Me: They always list the visiting team first.
Ex-boyfriend: Oh yah. You’ve told me that before haven’t you?
Me: YAH
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. Rogers Hornsby
Listening zomg!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Ex-boyfriend....
o.O
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
she is desperately in love with jamie moyer
beware!
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
I don’t really expect any potential female friend to care about sports. If they do, that’s cool. if not, that’s cool. As long as she realizes that the Giants can make me very very angry/sad.
This
can backfire. My girlfriend could care less about sports but she has developed the very annoying habit of saying “Go Dodgers” every time they are on TV or mentioned anywhere. It’s not that she is actually a fan, she just does it because she knows it bothers me.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
May I suggest you light her on fire?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I like sports
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
That’d be great and all if you were an actual real girl.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
THERES NO GIRLZ ON THE INTERWEB
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 30, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I like sports AND pie!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Food post
I’m going to make an apple pie this weekend.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I’ve been wanting to bake something but I don’t know what.
Pushing Daisies always makes me want pie though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
A friend gave us a bunch of huge apples that he grew on his own tree and I plan to stick them in a pie.
Pies are awesome. I like teh pies. You should make a pumpkin pie!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Also, for jp:
Biden wants the ice cream
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
aw yeah
And this excerpt from this WaPo article made me laugh and laugh:
“Look at this! Man, this is a dangerous place. Holy mackerel!” Biden said as he entered the ordinary-looking shop. He greeted the server. “I’m an ice cream guy. Is ice cream down that way? Could I get a sugar cone and chocolate chip?” He turned to a friend, Sen. Bill Nelson (D-Fla.). “What you gonna have? It’s on me — I’m the last of the big spenders from up north. . . . I’m getting plain old chocolate chip. That’s plenty, God love ya.” He greeted a woman named Bonita. “Hey, Bonita, I’m Joe. Not the plumber, Joe the Biden.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Obama looks like he is spitting on his ice cream.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 30, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Biden’s got two goddamn ice cream cones, he’s gonna spread that wealth around, aw yeah.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
No wai!
Look at the expression on his face! It is all “NO WAI YOU ARE GETTING ANY OF THIS!”
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 30, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s protecting his soft serve with lethal force. That’s what I call homeland security.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/flies plane into ice cream
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Reminds me of the scene in the second Harold and Kumar movie when Kumar gets pissed off at the terrorist dudes at Gitmo: FUCK YOU! DONUTS ARE AWESOME!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY’RE DELICIOUS!
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 30, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that make me a Commi for sharing some ice cream?
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 30, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
John McCain wants to give Americans a stipend to pay for their own private ice cream.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That will go a long way to buy more ice cream for tax credit
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 30, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
brain freeze?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Duh, Lars, Elitist Muslim Marxist Celebrities hate ice cream!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I really do love Biden.
God love ya!
He also makes me want to say things like ‘Holy Mackerel’ and ‘Malarkey!’ a lot.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
bone hard medical fact
Joe Biden is awesome
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The only problem is that now I want ice cream.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Biden flavored ice cream!
New Ben and Jerry flavor BIDEN MALARKEY FREEDOM DREAM CONE
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Looks like I have successfully turned this place into BidenChronicles.com
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
lol wtf
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s actually making fun of his daughter’s love of the Jonas Brothers. lol.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Good dads tease the piss out of their daughters for the dumb stuff they love. My dad gives me endless shit for watching 90210.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s actually pretty adorable! It’s in the Behind the Scenes at the DNC video on youtube, I think, about 9 minutes in.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Awesome! I’ll look for it.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Brush it off homey
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 30, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Distribute It Homey!
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 30, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
BARRY MAKIN IT RAIN
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 31, 2008 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Someone needs to make a gif of the clip where Obama sneezes into his right hand and then wipes his left hand on a reporter’s sleeve. That was funny stuff.
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 31, 2008 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Joe the Biden is live on CNN, possibly being awesome.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaah, I really ought to go take a nap (lol all nighter), but…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Dang it was a short thing. Not like last night when Clinton appeared with Obama.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He is possibly offering bone hard medical facts!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 30, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Aah all I see is Sarah Palin.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
oh god why
burn it
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how quickly this thread got derailed.
Remember when the McC format switched over and everyone was bitching about the comments and how creepy it was that they auto-appear?
What morons we were.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
The auto-appearing comments are just slightly less awesome than Joe the Biden.
Actually I’m sorta meh on Biden but this thread is cracking me up.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember everyone freaked out when Rapist Eyes Byrnes pic appeared
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 30, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Auto comments are pretty much the best/worst thing that ever happened to this place.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I KNO RITE
My productivity was bad before, now it’s just terrible.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I love how quickly this thread got derailed.
Remember when the McC format switched over and everyone was bitching about the comments and how creepy it was that they auto-appear?
The next version will improve on auto-appear with auto-derail.
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
I’ll probably see a group of Palins walking down Market tomorrow night
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 30, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
the drag queens?
I thought they finished the marathon yesterday.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The could see Russian hill from their place
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 30, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
well played sir
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my god
VERY well played
Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.
by tk on Oct 30, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Joe the Biden
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
FTW
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I should have known...
We wouldn’t get this far on this post without a hijack.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
You’ve never watched women’s pieball?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 30, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Come Tuesday it might not be.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid Prop W!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2008 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s legal to watch.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 31, 2008 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I like some girls, but I’m really picky about the girls I like.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
She throws
a drink at me every time she sees me, for instance
Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.
by tk on Oct 30, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
BITCH I GOT A MAN
/catfight
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
But your Jamie Moyer jokes have been sadly lacking lately.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
THAT JAMIE MOYER SURE IS OLD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I BET HE WAS ALIVE DURING THE 1800’s!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Back in the day, Jesus was a catcher. Sadly, in his last game, the pitcher crossed him up and Jesus got nailed.
Never played again.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
Which one of you dorks is my real father!
-Johnny Quest
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 30, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
“Which one of you dorks stole my golden thong?”
-Johnny Damon
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 30, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Having a girlfriend that likes sports.....
…..is not necessarily a good thing. Just think of all the times when you have a couple of tickets to a game…..and you’d really rather go with one of your dumbass friends so that you can throw back a few adult beverages, hoot all things Dodgers, and leer and unsuspecting babes.
Just can’t do that with a girlfriend around who would expect to be invited to go to the game. Be careful what you wish for……..you might just get it.
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
Damn, can't spell....
..hoot at all things Dodgers, and leer and at unsuspecting babes.
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
It is good to have days when you spend time apart. I like having my girls nights at baseball games too! Booze and commentary on which team has the better looking players is essential.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 30, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
she’s a Giants’ fan. A big one.
I’m confused. Is she a big girl who’s a Giant’s fan…or a Giant fan of your big one?
Zooperstars, they quack me up!
Goofus
That made my day.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 30, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for all of the comments guys and gals. I really didn’t think it would get this many responses.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 30, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
So..
Pass her to me will ya?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
confession
i’m kinda seeing a girl who is from the southern part of california. she didn’t have the best upbringing, if you know what i mean, but i’m trying to convert her to the light side. she owes me from all the water, anyway.
Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.
She must be opaque or transparent. That’s pretty cool.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Nov 1, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
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