Barry Bonds: "Hey Pedro, I've got 762 career Home runs. That's like 639 more than you..."
Pedro Feliz: "Yeah Barry - that's right, but I have a World Series Ring. Wouldn't that be one more than you?"
Bonds: "I'm not retired."
(Standard crap about trading Matt Cain for some randomly generated young hitter, possibly including Sanchez. Not that we're ever going to have the offense to score enough runs to support Cain/Sanchez/Lincecum/Alderson/MadBum anyway. But hey, what a beautiful ballpark!)