A Quick Conversation...

by Azantor on Oct 29, 2008 10:00 PM PDT Comment 17 comments

Barry Bonds: "Hey Pedro, I've got 762 career Home runs. That's like 639 more than you..."

Pedro Feliz: "Yeah Barry - that's right, but I have a World Series Ring. Wouldn't that be one more than you?"

Bonds: "I'm not retired."

(Standard crap about trading Matt Cain for some randomly generated young hitter, possibly including Sanchez. Not that we're ever going to have the offense to score enough runs to support Cain/Sanchez/Lincecum/Alderson/MadBum anyway. But hey, what a beautiful ballpark!)

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Bonds: “I’m not retired.”

MLB owners: “Yes you are.”

Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.

by marklar on Oct 29, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Barry: I’m not retired…..Torre I beat you once, I’ll beat you again.
Everyone else in the world: WTF is Barry talking about?

Rafael Rodriguez: He likes the way Snrub thinks!

by BrianBokake on Oct 29, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I thought he was talking to Tori Spelling.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Oct 29, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If Tampa had signed him...

he’d have won. Can you imagine how much better Tampa would have been if they had him instead of Cliff Floyd?

Do you Wazzel?

by NeifiChicken on Oct 29, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ratings would have certainly been a lot better too. Of all the people to blackball…

Rafael Rodriguez: He likes the way Snrub thinks!

by BrianBokake on Oct 29, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Psst... I think we're supposed to call it "ball of color" now.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Oct 29, 2008 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ball-american

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 29, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think I’ve heard this joke before…

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Oct 30, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wonder if their not signing him had anything to do with trying to muster public support for the ballpark they’re trying to get. Of all the teams out there that seemed to have nothing to lose, everything to gain, and needed to put asses in the seats, they were the team from Tampa.

He would have been a huge upgrade for 500 PA’s that went to Floyd/Baldelli/Hinske. Probably the difference between an average offense and a top-5 offense in the AL. He probably doubles their walk total in the WS.

Brian Sabean figures that if he buys enough bottles, one of them is bound to have lightning in it.

by jasomack on Nov 1, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Barry Bonds: Who are you?

Pedro Feliz: I don’t know.

by satyricrash on Oct 29, 2008 11:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Barry Bonds: Bust you up to make my bread

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Oct 29, 2008 11:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs