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Open World Series Thread, Game Three, Part Two

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Was anybody else expecting more offense in these games?

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NO ONE EXPECTS THE OFFENSE!

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

They should move in the fences

that way theyll score more.

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Oct 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should just strap the fences to the backs of moose/buffalo and have them run around. Sarah Palin can shoot at then to get them to move if the crowd spooks them.

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind having pitching duels though.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

We get it, Buck. Moyer doesn’t throw hard.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

-old
-doesn’t throw hard
-lefty
-did I mention old?

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's old?

THE GIATNS LOL

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Rays, time for some run(s).

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Oct 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No it isn’t.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez, only 3 hits?

"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Oct 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Frozen like a butt pee popsicle.

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Rays just can’t seem to wait for a good pitch.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew that was close

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by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Moyer looked as uninterested as Buck sounded

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Jamie Moyer has Experiance.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Garza is young, untested and has a funny-sounding name.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT A BEER YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRINK

I’M THERE BUD LIGHT

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the creepiest laugh I’ve ever heard in my life.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

what is McCarver laughing at?

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Jamie Moyer’s tongue is almost as long as Gene Simmons.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

McCarver – MANIACAL LAUGHTER, Joe Buck – silence

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I once had a job interview go like that.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Utley!!!!

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by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillies, home run, yes

by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Utley: Beastial

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

It must be nice to have people on your team who can hit.

I miss that.

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t remember that.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

they just need a smaller stadium!

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this would be funny if it weren’t kinda depressing.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This insight is the reason you win awards.

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, another one, haha

by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Now THAT’S a yum rocket!

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

More than a foot long, though.

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one goes in the MMMM Hall of Fame

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT BURNS US

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How exciting right Joe?

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by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, easy there, Joe. Don’t get overexcited.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

HE FATHOMS THE FATHOMS OF THIS PLACE

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

pure poetry

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Na-uh!
He’s NOT clutch and OMG, K’s.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

2002 World Series??

Wasn’t that cancelled?

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by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Buck with eh ’02 NLCS reference

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What 2002 Series, huh?

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It just kills Joe to say “Giants”

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Reggie Sanders? David Bell?

I’d nearly forgotten they were even on the Giants, let lone hitting HRs in the postseason

by wedge on Oct 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d nearly forgotten the Giants were in the postseason.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t it cool when we had, like, decently OK hitters at EVERY position?

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usewd to rant about Sanders all the time. He drove me nuts

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t nuts about him either.

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember when J.T. Snow was our worst hitting infielder?

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would be our best today.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Granted, he was pretty craptacular that year.

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Pat the Bat

by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Feliz up

Not going to happen

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Fryin’ Hawaiian

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s the Feliz I remember.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

swing and a miss on a slider that never came near the plate.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

remind me why anyone ever throws him a fastball or a strike. . .

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELCOME TO TATERVILLE

POPULATION PHILLIES

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

they call me tater salad

by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

out by a step

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, that was pretty sweet.

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

ohhhh – that’s an out!!!

by wedge on Oct 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes Joe flying off the handle again.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

mute button is a lovely thing

by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised Moyer is still in the game.

A McC newcomer but not outstanding.

by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Moyer is also surprised.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

&…. time to pull him

by wedge on Oct 25, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

Joe Buck is putting me to sleep.

A McC newcomer but not outstanding.

by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Solid D from the big guy.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

ryan had his wheaties today

by wedge on Oct 25, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, old man, good job

by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not right

by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jamie Moyer’s grandson?

A McC newcomer but not outstanding.

by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moyer IS OLD!

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a round of applause, Jamie — great game

by wedge on Oct 25, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

were phillies fans applauding moyer? I thought philly fans only booed their own

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 25, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

hay guyz i here phillie phans bood santa claws y/n?

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have respect for their elders?

by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed Aybar batting against Myers

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh?

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN THE TIME SINCE I LAST POSTED ABOUT BEER COMMERCIALS I FORGOT THAT IT WAS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO IMBIBE BUD LIGHT

THANK YOU BUD LIGHT COMMERCIAL

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S A FLUID

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mercury! Drinkability!!

by wedge on Oct 25, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEREOTYPICAL FUN LOVING 20-SOMETHINGS LOVE IT!!

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!

A McC newcomer but not outstanding.

by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray for the ex-Giant!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Oct 25, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Eyre!

Rare free talent find for the Giants.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s it baby…keep the uniform on!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

My cat had serious ear-scope action all during that song.

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounded like it was turning into the Neverending Story theme on “home sweet home”

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t ever sing again, lady.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

God Bless Vespucciland!

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck that song.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Oct 25, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda prefer to the long, unsingable one that’s filled with explosions and defeat.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

prefer it

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Carrey

Not actually speaking Korean.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t you get the memo? Mocking Asian languages is hilarious (and makes Korean women giggle with delight).

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You both seem creepy

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is creepy.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I trust astrophysicists to make all my decisions, television purchasing or otherwise.

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily, he is one.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies could use a couple more runs

Especially for the 9th inning.

A McC newcomer but not outstanding.

by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

somebody text them

by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRAD CHADFORD

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FORD CHADBRAD

A McC newcomer but not outstanding.

by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kiddo, you want to know how Ryan feels?

Ryan mad, son.

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Get clear, Wedge. You can’t do any more good back there.

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Luke basically told Wedge, “You suck, Wedge. GOME HOME”

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luke: Cover me, Porkins. It is a little chilly in here.
Porkins: OM NOM NOM…huh?

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It came from behind!

Seriously though, Porkins has to be the early origin of the stereotypically bad George Lucas character name.

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

He was fat and his name was Porkins! It was incredibly appropriate!

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

PIGS…IN…SPAAAAACE!!!

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the hell was there a talking bug with an Italian accent? It was like Insect Mario!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Never has anyone deserved it more.

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

green

that would have mede my life

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luke: Get clear, Wedge. You can’t do any more good back there.
Wedge: OMG Fail!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he got to be one of the few who survived the Death Star attack.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right. Wedge is the MAN!

But yeah, Luke kinda told him, “dude you suck [at least now that you’ve been hit]. don’t even bother.”

by wedge on Oct 25, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but not in a negative way

Luke knew that Wedge’s X-Wing was sufficiently damaged that no matter how good Wedge was, he couldn’t do anything to help.

And, you know, he didn’t die. That makes him one of the top 3 pilots of the Rebel Alliance right there.

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luke and….Han are better?

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Wedge! You survived!! You are now General Antilles.”

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

80% of life is showing up.

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Showing up, and not getting blown up! Woody Allen forgot that part.

by wedge on Oct 25, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, not that many explosions on the UWS.

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luke and whoever was in that Y-Wing who survived.

Han’s piloting was nothing special in that last scene.

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/joke about making the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE KNOWS A FEW MANEUVERS!

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t get penisy, kid.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NOOB U KISSED UR BROTHER

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Wedge got hit by a TIE fighter.

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It must be getting past McCarver’s bedtime. That’s gotta be why they keep checking the clock.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Moyer got Cained.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

PhiLOLs

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

well gotta go, plant shutdown tonight, love those nonpeak hours

damn phillies

by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be appropriate

If this game goes like 15 innings.

A McC newcomer but not outstanding.

by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Keanu was sent to destroy us

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Starting with the cinema!

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

the “Ralphie” scene in Johnny Mnemonic has been his best attempt so far.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if they’ll change the message to involve global warming. The whole Cold War Nuke-u-lar war isn’t so relevant today.

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Werthless

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Jayson Werthless

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FAILWERTH

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by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

EPICKER FAIL

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by antinous on Oct 25, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheesh, isn’t that the second time Werth’s been picked off this series?

by wedge on Oct 25, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, ok — Doubled off first on a fly ball, now this. Even so — sheesh.

by wedge on Oct 25, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t I like Werth?

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Its the spezio beard thing

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by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like Jefferson Davis.

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

these are all good reasons.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I particularly dislike secessionists and those who resemble them.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And VP candidates who are married to them

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

SNOW MACHINE

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by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

secession is very not pro-America

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends on whether or not it’s a pro-America part of America that is seceding.

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by antinous on Oct 25, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah . . .so it’s so pro-America that America can’t contain it!

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you love someone, set them free.

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by antinous on Oct 25, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the scouting report on Howard is to throw him left-handed sliders. Even if you’re right handed.

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by antinous on Oct 25, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Lidge?

There can’t be a save situation tonight.

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by antinous on Oct 25, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I get it now

Jim Carrey is going to start saying “yes” to everything

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by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

But why is it called “Yes Man”?

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. Who’s the “man?”

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by antinous on Oct 25, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet that’s going to put him in some awkward predicaments.

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

With hilarious consequences!

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Zooey Deschanel

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

she spells her name with one too man “O”. I read it the way its spelled

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by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

many*

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by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet she does

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do that with Thom Yorke, but not her.

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s stupid that the start time for the game was 8 ET.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s what the Red Sox would have wanted.

NEVER FORGET.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 25, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEVAH EVAH

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for the Feliz walkoff

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I DESPERATELY CRAVE DRAMA

The Phillies better do something awesome or I’ll have to ask my partner which channel is Bravo.

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by antinous on Oct 25, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THE ABILITY TO PHYSICALLY DRINK BUD LIGHT IS WHAT SETS IT APART FROM ITS COMPETITION

IT NEEDS THAT BECAUSE OF HOW COLD COORS LIGHT IS

MAN IS COORS LIGHT COLD

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

MILLER LIGHT IS ACTUALLY JUST BITS OF GLASS

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can tell from the mountains.

because just touching it is for suckers

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

also the cans have vents for pouring the beer

because you’ve already had a few too many and you need all the help you can get

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 25, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can shotgun it 44% faster.

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by antinous on Oct 25, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That comes in handy when you’re in a hurry!

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coors Light: The beer for the classy gentleman on the go.

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also for people who don’t have enough nerve-endings in their hands.

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by Revolution1 on Oct 25, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH!

“Yes Man” I get it now.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

A Macbook keybaord is not optimal for playing Super Mario Bros. 3.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

“No small homerun for a man with a gigantic beard.”

hey that was kinda funny.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

A double switch?

Somewhere, Bruce Bochy sighs contentedly.

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by groug on Oct 25, 2008 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

You’d think this Instinct commercial would get old after the 59th time, but it doesn’t!

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M FALLING IN LOVE WITH A PHONE

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s hot.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Stewie drink a soda before.

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WRONG

He never has

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by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balfour sounds like a guy that goes to Renn fairs.

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by oldjacket on Oct 25, 2008 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh – 1 for 32 RISP. It’d almost be better if the Phils had bases empty.

by wedge on Oct 25, 2008 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

whooaaaaa—— fergit i said anything!!!

by wedge on Oct 25, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rays

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by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

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by antinous on Oct 25, 2008 10:38 PM PDT reply