Open World Series Thread, Game Three
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My only hope is that there is a bubbling Lasodra puddle under that hat.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the hat's all that's left
after lasorda slid down to hell
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Oct 25, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tommy got hungry and tried to barbeque himself.
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 25, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
beautiful.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 25, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also in Google Image Results for “Rays and Phils”:

by deuce deuce on Oct 25, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s one very serious Joe Buck.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 25, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This are serious game
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Buck: “I’ll let you do with this what you want; I’m not smart enough to know what all the moving green stuff means.”
by deuce deuce on Oct 25, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Drill Baby Drill
Jobs Baby Jobs
Rain Baby Rain
by wilriv21 on Oct 25, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Typewriters baby typewriters
Friedman FTW
by bondslegend on Oct 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d rather watch rain fall on CBP than Til Death.
by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Til Death: Better or worse then the Steve Harvey show
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never seen any of ‘em. Don’t plan on starting now. Somebody holler when the game is on.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 25, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially if it involved a tarp-sliding competition between Scott Eyre and Pedro Feliz.
by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That. Would. ROCK!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 25, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This makes a good excuse to check out college football
Ohio State vs. Penn State and Alabama vs. Tennessee.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go (team)!
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rain Delay
This is why MLB should play every World Series game at AT&T Park. It hit almost 80 here.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Forcing Joe Buck into his own personal hell

I’d be in favor of that.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 25, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great moment or greatest moment?
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I’m thinking that Til Death is a great name for this show.
by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH GOD THEY’RE SHOWING ANOTHER ONE
by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fox should show the Simpsons or something like that.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fox should show the Simpsons or something like that. anything else
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL THATS NO PLACE FOR LAUNDRY
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The good news
If this was on TBS, we’d see an hour of Frank TV commercials.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Potential game time for the World Series
9:15PM ET/6:15PT, 3:15 Hawai’i
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROMGZ MY BEWBS GOT ME OUT OF GA TRAFFIC TICKET!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stuff to read while we wait
A nice article about the career of Jamie Moyer: http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/articles/2008/10/25/moyer_a_pitcher_for_the_ages/
Mets deeply regret letting Kazmir go to the Rays (well, duh): http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/mets/ny-spken175887023oct17,0,6512344.column
by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME READY, MR. MEANIE PANTS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME READ EITHER!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be honest, you can probably make me ready.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In fact, I am ready right now.
COME HERE, NATTO!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/pants around ankles shuffle
COME BACK!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
Jesus with the facepalm
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caption Time!
“I can’t believe I died for the ass wipes”
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this qualifies as a caption

I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU
CANT MAKE ME RE
READY TO READ
by bondslegend on Oct 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon folks
Is this the best we can do in a rain delay?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 25, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP PRESSURING ME!!
I am doing the best I can! /weep
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We could all play some online poker and ignore the TV.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you ignore the TV you’ll only make it angry.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 25, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you ignore the TV, that’s when the voices start…
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 25, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone suggest a stupid trade, then we can all ridicule him/her
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cain for Ditka
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 25, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cain for Abel
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember that one rain delay thread?
It was like 3 threads and the game was never played? That was awesome.
by bondslegend on Oct 25, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scary thought
Only one person is making the decision to play or not to play: Bud Selig.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I need suggestions
I’m going to my school’s “Sadie Hawkins” type dance, and we(girl and I) need help coming up with something to go as. Theme is “Decades”, so like famous people from a decade or a style of clothing from that decade.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Oct 25, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
third best dog…..at………night….damn it
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sonny and Cher
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paris Hilton and sex tape guy
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol arod
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just don’t go as Michael Jackson or you’ll have to take a 12 year old boy to the dance.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any famous sports couples?
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Oct 25, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dimaggio
and Monroe
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Oct 25, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Armadno Benitez and A Cheesburger
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OR
if you can stomach it… Mia Hamm and Nomar
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Oct 25, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mia Hamm and Nomar, if you want to go as a dodger douche
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I thought of that, and the only way would be a Boston uniform…
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Oct 25, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andre Agassi and whats her name the tennis star
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
misty may
and matt traenor
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Oct 25, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WIN
JOE BUCK AND TIM MCCARVER
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Morgan and Joe Buck?
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Oct 25, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JOSE CANSECO AND HIMSELF IN A MIRROR
by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Babe Ruth and a hot dog
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Homerdrew guy and a tiny ballpark
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincoln and his secretary named Kennedy/Kennedy and his secretary named Lincold (TIE)
by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greg Papa and F.P. Santangelo
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 25, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit you fuck
I was about to type “F.P and Eric Byrnes”
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 25, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
I’ll change mine to Greg and Bip
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 25, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McCain and Palin
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 25, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A 6'4" Black man
And a woman with backwards B on her cheek.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 25, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bonnie and Clyde
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck reply fail
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is my favorite suggestion.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine too
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on Oct 25, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who else is glad they don't live on the east coast
where this game is gonna start at midnight?
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Oct 25, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know somebody who has a ticket to the game.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good thing
it’s not a school night
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Oct 25, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
No more Til Death
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm actually at work right now. At 6:40 on a saturday night. Lame!
In other news, I played in my first adult league baseball game today.
Wood bat hardball league. Went 2-3, FC, RBI.
Way too much fun.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 25, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
too many games on!
I need sports bar, help!
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on Oct 25, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She’ll steal your soul and infect you with bad hair too!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 25, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She has really large nostrils
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rosensmall
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, why can;t they have audio difficulties when Buck/McDipshit are talking?
by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOW OLD IS HE?
Visit The Examined Life. Or don't. Whatever.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 25, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
78
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was looking for a Johnny Carson-like answer...
Like, “Jamie Moyer is so old, when he broke into the majors, there were only 2 bases.”
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"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 25, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jamie Moyer is so old...
he has a personally autographed copy of Exodus.
by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY-YO!
Visit The Examined Life. Or don't. Whatever.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 25, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Garza rocking out on the iPod
Tupac I presume.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 25, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going with...
Ozomatli
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by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 25, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS RAIN IS NOTHING JAMIE MOYER PITCHED THE GAME AFTER THE BIBLICAL FLOOD
by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God said to Moyer there's gonna be a floody floody
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 25, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make it out of (clap) hick-ree barkey barkey
by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how the lyrics “There I see a black fish” right when BJ walked on the field.
by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Subliminal racsism
youre doing it right
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RED SAWX WOULDNT HAVE THAT PROBLEM
by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to ask the same thing.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was taken from Garza’s iPod
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously wtf is that?
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’ve tapped into Tim McCarver’s mind!
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 25, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reverse order??
WTF??
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IAWTC
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 25, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Juan Primo #11
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 25, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A bedazzler attacked her guitar
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 25, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea who this bimbette is.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She’s dating one of the Jonas Brothers. I hate myself for knowing that.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 25, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taylor Swift
Bill Swift’s daughter?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully she’s legal…
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 25, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She doesn’t have to sing it acapella? That seems like cheating.
by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She's hot
Not Buster Posey’s sister hot, but still.
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by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 25, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The next two national anthem singers
Game 4: Patti LaBelle
Game 5: Daryl Hall
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by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he just say “Curveball, Fastball, or Curveball”, or was it just my imagination?
by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t listen to these guys much.
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by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn’t paying attention. I am playing Super Mario 3 on FireNES
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PASSION WAS INVENTED IN AMERICA!
EAT IT, REST OF THE WORLD!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MORE LIKE ALEXANDER THE LACKLUSTER
by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
VERY OT: Amy Poehler had her kid. Yes, her husband is Will Arnett. Come on!
by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That kid better be fuckin hilarious
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Moyer looked old even when he was young
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Moyer debut was BEFORE Steve Carlton became a Giant
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pre-emptive go Rays before I start dinner
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 25, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Safe to say Barry Zito will NOT be like Jamie Moyer when Zito turns 45.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, he will. He’ll just figure it all out after his Giants contract is up.
by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry doesn’t seem like he is having fun out there. I doubt he plays until he is 45.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t Peter Magowan sign Zito to a 15 year contract extension the day before he left the Giants?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, when he leaves the Giants we should ask him.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They got it all wrong
Evan is not the skanky and annoying one.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 25, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That pretty much describes everyone on that show.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Basically
I lost interest mid-first season.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 25, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first 2 seasons
they had promise, but yeah. It went rapidly downhill
by bondslegend on Oct 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sit down

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim McGraw
He card read good.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 25, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Phillies won 1 World Series
Which is one more then San Francisco has one (not including the NY years).
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by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the reminder, Mr. Happy
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
second one=won
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we are correcting things, it should be “than”, and not “then”
by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that didn’t look right.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So the game’s being played now?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 25, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Productive out
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Howard has looked pretty terrible in the playoffs.
by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PUKING BABIES MAKE ME WANT TO BUY STROCK TRADING SOFTWARE!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lately, I feel like puking every time I buy stock.
by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should be puking every time you look at your portfolio not buying stocks. Stocks should be low to buy.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do that too. It’s just nerves not knowing which way it’s going after the purchase.
by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Moyer is 78 years old and it is 10:30 at night.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT’S WHAT THE PAPERS ARE CALLING IT
by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JUDY CALLS IT HAVING SHORT ARMS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man
Moyer looks older then my 80 year old mother.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BUD LIGHT DOESN’T FILL YOU UP BUT SAUSAGES DO
by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ID LIKE TO FILL HER UP WITH SAUSAGES IFUKNOWWUTIMEAN!!!1
by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bud Light make me want to puke.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PUKING MAKES ME WANT TO BE STOCK TRADING SOFTWARE!
It is the CIRCLE OF CONSUMERISM!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Taco Bell actually thinks that their commercials are cool and clever or if they’re being really sly and ironic.
by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Their president is Australian. You know how “those people” are.
by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
upside down?
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello, mate. Dingo baby! Shrimp on the barbie!
by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn’t Jamie Moyer’s father-in-law a basketball guy on ESPN?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HIS FATHER IN LAW INVENTED BASKETBALL
by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLOLOL OLD PEOPLE
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by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was being serious. He used to coach Notre Dame about 10-15 years ago.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know you were being serious, but I was not.
by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Digger Phelps is Moyer’s father-in-law
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by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that guy is also really old
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by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get a kick out of Phelps. His tie always matches his highlighter pen.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He definitely knows his college basketball
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by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Moyer was in school
They didn’t have highlighters. He had to pee on what he wanted you to notice.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They did too, do not ask how I know that.
by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I noticed Pedro did his usual grounding out to the left side.
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by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rocky again
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by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What does Tampa get then?
There is no music for Tampa
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by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISHFISH
by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GEORGE BUSH DON’T CARE ’BOUT BLACK FISH
by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim Carrey does not look like a “Carl”
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by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is because Carrey believes in dinosaurs
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and didn’t he already make this movie?
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 25, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All of his movies are the same
with different titles
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by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Michael Bay
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by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean Adam Sandler.
"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."
by capnk on Oct 25, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The thing that Sandler, Black and Carrey have is they all can’t act.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 25, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yet people pay millions to watch them make the same jokes
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find Jack Black to be very funny, but he probably should not be given top billing nearly as often.
by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as hes the eccentric overweight guy
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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