McAwards Voting: Most Amusing Poster

Natto

The lolcats put you over the top

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 25, 2008 12:21 PM PDT 0 recs

OH BLOODY MURDER

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 12:28 PM PDT 0 recs

I am writing you on my ballot, Crash!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up 0 recs

Although I did vote for Natto. =p

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up 0 recs

I was going to write-in you, Lars! We ~~complete each other~~ cancel each other out!

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up 0 recs

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up 0 recs

This is really hard

I’m leaning towards jponry, but really, all of the nominees are worthy. Tell you what – first one to make me LOL gets my vote.

GO!

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Oct 25, 2008 12:34 PM PDT 0 recs

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up 0 recs

jponry it is.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Oct 25, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up 0 recs

I feel like, given my contributions to the MCC injoke economy, I should finish third.

AT BEST!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 25, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up 0 recs

nah

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Oct 25, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up 0 recs

Since Natto put his name here

I will pick someone else

Hasheem "The Beat" Thabeet. A Warrior in 09.

by ejdacanay on Oct 25, 2008 12:43 PM PDT 0 recs

Capital letters make me laugh, so I’ve narrowed it down to two….

by Grant on Oct 25, 2008 12:58 PM PDT 0 recs

Capitalist pig!

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Oct 25, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up 0 recs

Pundants have said that in this election cycle, especially with the selection of Gov. Palin as Senator McCain’s running mate, there is a certain portion of the electorate that wants to feel like they can identify with a portion of the ticket. You see this played up in Gov. Palin and Sen. McCain’s pandering to the dubious demographic of “Joe the Plumber”, et al. While I have problems with these notions and the sad cynicism from which they spring – - because this is a non-partisan sports blog that I check into to escape the news of election, financial strife, and racial divide – - that doesn’t preclude me from making my decision based on those very backward notions of perceived identification with the candidate. So how would I identify with a certain candidate in this question? How can I tell if we are truly on the same page?

Basically, all I do on this site is make dumb jokes, of which 97% (Xanthan has the numbers) fall completely flat. If I get one (non-Lars originated) laugh out of a 1000 post combined gameday, though, I consider myself a (sad and pathetic) winner. (Blog Special Olympics.) But who is laughing at those jokes??? (Other than Lars.) I have found that, in my experience, that although I have made delorean laugh on occasion, jprony has consistently shown that she is the most like me through her LOLs and FTWs and whatnot. And because jprony is the most like me, I will vote for her.

Good night, and good grief.

by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 1:16 PM PDT 0 recs

Y’all make me laugh all the time. It’s hard to pick just one.

So, in the interest of GIRL POWER!, I’ll tip my cap to jponry. I assume, of course, that’s why Natto put her on the ticket, knowing that women will just automatically vote for women.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Oct 25, 2008 2:47 PM PDT 0 recs

John McCain agrees!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 25, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up 0 recs

howtheyscored is a woman too, right?

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up 0 recs

I believe s/he’s still pre-op — so yes, technically.

The Examined Life
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 25, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up 0 recs

Then I’ll need to vote twice!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Oct 25, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up 0 recs

Time to break out the rack

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up 0 recs

I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Oct 25, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up 0 recs

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up 0 recs

Was this taken in Amy G’s home?

by rotorueter on Oct 25, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up 0 recs

Doubt it

Amy G lacks the rack. Probably had trouble finding one at Home Depot, the same place Scott Munter tried to fix his busted sink.

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Oct 25, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up 0 recs

ok, I’m with ya on the chick vote.

by timmeh on Oct 25, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up 0 recs

I don't get it

What am I being accused of?

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Oct 25, 2008 3:34 PM PDT 0 recs

You got killed in the cat demo.

The Examined Life
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 25, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up 0 recs

Actually...

Only 25% of precincts have reported, so you still have time to turn it around. I think you need to play the lolcat card before thing gets out of hand.

The Examined Life
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 25, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up 0 recs

I should start reminding everyone that the rest of these candidates have ‘Hussein’ for a middle name and pal around local terrorists.

That should score a sure, ethical, win there.

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Oct 25, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up 0 recs

Fantastic, worthy list of people. Though four of you are going to be losers, you’re all winners in my book! You just won’t be winners in the competition.

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Oct 25, 2008 9:46 PM PDT 0 recs

I know which four of them are losers

But it has nothing to do with the competition.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Oct 25, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up 0 recs

Five nominees, four weiners

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Oct 25, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up 0 recs

I thought someone had nominated Moggeee

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Oct 25, 2008 11:10 PM PDT 0 recs

And what happened to Josh from Hollywood?

Not that any of these five aren’t deserving. I demand more Sabean cartoons!

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 25, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up 0 recs

I nominated Moggeee

But apparently I was the only one!

Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.

by tk on Oct 26, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up 0 recs

Considering her circumstances,

this vote from TK to me is worth a landslide in any other year.

It is a nomination I will cherish. Here’s smiling at you, kid.

by Moggeee on Oct 26, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up 0 recs

I only included folks who were nominated more than two times.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 26, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up 0 recs

Argh. Was this rule explained?

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Oct 27, 2008 5:26 AM PDT up 0 recs

I don’t think there is a strict rule for this. I just went with that since it seemed like a logical way to get a group of the most nominated folks.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 27, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up 0 recs

Let me just say that if I had been around more this week, I would have said some hilarious crap.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 26, 2008 10:22 AM PDT 0 recs

As opposed to the regular crap you serve up

Zooperstars, they quack me up!

by Goofus on Oct 26, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up 0 recs

The way I see it, there’s no reason to bring out the stuff that’s actually funny until I’m up for an award.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 26, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up 0 recs

Spiecies card?

Applicable?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Oct 26, 2008 11:07 AM PDT 0 recs

I voted for delorean

because I figured I was the only one that thought he was funny. I want my vote back.

Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.

by marklar on Oct 27, 2008 3:01 PM PDT 0 recs

Why dont you just create another user or four like
the rest of us them?

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Oct 27, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up 0 recs

Good idea

I could use marklar instead of marklar.

Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.

by marklar on Oct 27, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up 0 recs

So with the vote so close,when do we declare a winner?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Oct 27, 2008 5:02 PM PDT 0 recs

As soon as one of them decides to stuff the ballot box.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Oct 27, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up 0 recs

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up 0 recs

I think the McCovey Chronicles constitution is pretty clear about this

An election result this close calls for a special two-man runoff election. Or a steel cage match.

Check out The Examined Life. Or don't. Whatever.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 27, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up 0 recs

When I make the results Fanpost.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 27, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up 0 recs

Awww man, that means jponry is going to get 40 extra “go out with me” votes from the scorekeeper…

Or possibly delorean.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up 0 recs

We have to wait for the votes to come in from Hawaii.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 27, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up 0 recs

I’ve got them just where I want them, my friends, and I know that on results night, you’ll have to stay up late, but I’m going to win it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 27, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up 0 recs

lol

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 28, 2008 6:17 AM PDT up 0 recs

CONFLICT OF INTEREST

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Oct 27, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up 0 recs

I NEED HELP VOTING :(

Le Sad..

It would be great if we could see samplings of their postings like they do for the Emmys so I know what I’m voting for. This poll sucks. :P

by Sigualicious on Oct 28, 2008 4:39 PM PDT 0 recs

here

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 28, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up 0 recs