McAwards Voting: Most Amusing Poster
by Natto on Oct 25, 2008 12:06 PM PDT
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PrintThese guys have been nominated for the Most Amusing Poster award, but did you know that millions of people go through life every day without a sense of humor? Without levity, these people may go down the wrong path and turn to a life of crime or vacuum cleaner attachment sales. For every vote that's tallied, Grant will donate a dollar to the National Amusement Trust, an organization that helps those who have no sense of humor. Join me and the rest of the nominees to fight nosenseofhumoritis.
Comedy. It's serious business.
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I am writing you on my ballot, Crash!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Although I did vote for Natto. =p
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 25, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to write-in you, Lars! We complete each other cancel each other out!
by satyricrash on Oct 25, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This is really hard
I’m leaning towards jponry, but really, all of the nominees are worthy. Tell you what – first one to make me LOL gets my vote.
GO!
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
jponry it is.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
I feel like, given my contributions to the MCC injoke economy, I should finish third.
AT BEST!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
nah
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
Pundants have said that in this election cycle, especially with the selection of Gov. Palin as Senator McCain’s running mate, there is a certain portion of the electorate that wants to feel like they can identify with a portion of the ticket. You see this played up in Gov. Palin and Sen. McCain’s pandering to the dubious demographic of “Joe the Plumber”, et al. While I have problems with these notions and the sad cynicism from which they spring – - because this is a non-partisan sports blog that I check into to escape the news of election, financial strife, and racial divide – - that doesn’t preclude me from making my decision based on those very backward notions of perceived identification with the candidate. So how would I identify with a certain candidate in this question? How can I tell if we are truly on the same page?
Basically, all I do on this site is make dumb jokes, of which 97% (Xanthan has the numbers) fall completely flat. If I get one (non-Lars originated) laugh out of a 1000 post combined gameday, though, I consider myself a (sad and pathetic) winner. (Blog Special Olympics.) But who is laughing at those jokes??? (Other than Lars.) I have found that, in my experience, that although I have made delorean laugh on occasion, jprony has consistently shown that she is the most like me through her LOLs and FTWs and whatnot. And because jprony is the most like me, I will vote for her.
Good night, and good grief.
Y’all make me laugh all the time. It’s hard to pick just one.
So, in the interest of GIRL POWER!, I’ll tip my cap to jponry. I assume, of course, that’s why Natto put her on the ticket, knowing that women will just automatically vote for women.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I believe s/he’s still pre-op — so yes, technically.
The Examined Life
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 25, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Doubt it
Amy G lacks the rack. Probably had trouble finding one at Home Depot, the same place Scott Munter tried to fix his busted sink.
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 25, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get it
What am I being accused of?
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
You got killed in the cat demo.
The Examined Life
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 25, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually...
Only 25% of precincts have reported, so you still have time to turn it around. I think you need to play the lolcat card before thing gets out of hand.
The Examined Life
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 25, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I should start reminding everyone that the rest of these candidates have ‘Hussein’ for a middle name and pal around local terrorists.
That should score a sure, ethical, win there.
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 25, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Fantastic, worthy list of people. Though four of you are going to be losers, you’re all winners in my book! You just won’t be winners in the competition.
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
I know which four of them are losers
But it has nothing to do with the competition.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
And what happened to Josh from Hollywood?
Not that any of these five aren’t deserving. I demand more Sabean cartoons!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 25, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I nominated Moggeee
But apparently I was the only one!
Still-proud, adoptive mama of Notgardo Alfonzo, who's back from the 50-game purgatory. He promises never to do it again. I couldn't get him to promise to hit, though. We're working on that with bribes of M&Ms, kind of like potty training.
by tk on Oct 26, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Considering her circumstances,
this vote from TK to me is worth a landslide in any other year.
It is a nomination I will cherish. Here’s smiling at you, kid.
Let me just say that if I had been around more this week, I would have said some hilarious crap.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
The way I see it, there’s no reason to bring out the stuff that’s actually funny until I’m up for an award.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 26, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Spiecies card?
Applicable?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
I voted for delorean
because I figured I was the only one that thought he was funny. I want my vote back.
Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.
So with the vote so close,when do we declare a winner?
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
As soon as one of them decides to stuff the ballot box.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the McCovey Chronicles constitution is pretty clear about this
An election result this close calls for a special two-man runoff election. Or a steel cage match.
Check out The Examined Life. Or don't. Whatever.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Oct 27, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Awww man, that means jponry is going to get 40 extra “go out with me” votes from the scorekeeper…
Or possibly delorean.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 27, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve got them just where I want them, my friends, and I know that on results night, you’ll have to stay up late, but I’m going to win it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
CONFLICT OF INTEREST
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
I NEED HELP VOTING :(
Le Sad..
It would be great if we could see samplings of their postings like they do for the Emmys so I know what I’m voting for. This poll sucks. :P
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