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What about the kamikaze squeeze? Where Aki bunts the ball and flies into the pitcher?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shouldn't he fly into Victorino?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brilliant.
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
extra squeezy

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just got hungry for some reason
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see we have our boob pic for the day.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
other than the pic of the 2 boobs at the top of the thread
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonite it's 2 for 1

Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hershey Squirt!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bewbs Take 2
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why men only have 2 hands.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of the Crime Dog
Should McGriff be a HOFer? I think he’s got a very good case.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think so.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.284/.377/.509
2,450 hits
493 homers
5 time All Star
career OPS+ 134
Closest Comp: Willie McCovey
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he can be in the Jim Rice wing
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Hall of Very Good?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in the boob thread, yes
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seeing teams that can score runs has been a breath of fresh air.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
true, that may have something to do with it
by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROCCO ROCKS
Werthless
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rocco’s Modern Life
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BEST NICKTOON EVER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES
But, I also loved Doug and Ah! Real Monsters.
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doug and Rocco where pure awesome.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I love Rocco too. And Doug. And early Rugrats. Hey, Arnold! is good too.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Hey, Arnold was also pretty awesome.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, it's Rocko
I know the double c didn’t look right.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really? I thought it was Rocco. Whatever.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Invader Zim was great but never quite as good as Rocco or vintage Doug.
I suppose you could say it’s the third best Nicktoon
AT BEST!
:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Disney Doug is an abomination though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How old are you guys?
These were shows my nephew watched as a little kid and he’s 16 right now
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by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m 25, I was raised on the Nicktoons.
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell yeah.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you ever watch Snick? Remember Scary Stories! I LOVED that show.
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Salute Your Shorts?
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, both shows were AWESOME.
DONKEYLIPS@!
AWFUL WAFFLE@!
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes! I love going through wikipedia and reading entries for all my favorite old Nick shows. :D
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we r old
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then I watch them on youtube and they’re all so much worse than I remember them being :(
Except the Nicktoons, those are all still awesome.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Classic Nickelodeon is how I first found YouTube oh so long ago. Then, they had to go all legit on us and delete it all.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went down to San Diego for a friend’s wedding. The night before was the “bachelor party”. When we all got there, he brought us into his rooom to watch the Rocco’s Modern Life episode where they had a bachelor party. In the episode they just ate a ton of ice cream. So our first act was to buy tubs of ice cream to re create the scene.
Other things happened later, but the ice cream part will probably be my favorite memory.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have seasons 1 and 3 of Are You Afraid of the Dark? on my computer.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/nerd jealousy
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some of the episodes of that seriously freaked my shit out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ones with clowns always did me in.
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hate clowns, when I was young I had a unnatural fear of them, now just hate them. If they get to close I’d probably hit ’em.
by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t watch Are You Afraid of the Dark then.
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also have season 1 of Doug somewhere…
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO WANT.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummmmmm…23. They were still good! I mainly watched Rocco with my little sister.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Back in my day, Nickelodeon was awesome.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
back in my day it involved alot of Green Slime
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They still have slime, but since You Can’t Do that on Television isn’t on anymore, it just seems random.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that show was awesome, as was Double Dare
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Old Nick gameshows were awesome. Double Dare, What would you do?, LEGEND OF THE MOTHERFUCKING HIDDEN TEMPLE, Nick Arcade. I always wanted to go on the last two.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ll have to face MONGO in the Wizard’s Level
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m a HUGE Nick Arcade fan. Finders Keepers was awesome too.
This is why I love McC.
<3
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember when all those shows
were on that channel Nick GAS…Then they got rid of it…commie baztardz
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that made me sad :(
I have a DVR’d episode of Nick Arcade from last year that I recorded off that channel. Can’t delete.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is epic…I’ll bring some Gushers and Squeeze-Its…PARTY TIME
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG Gushers.
I miss the 90s sometimes :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My clothing was horrible, but it was a great time. SNES FTW!
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never had my own SNES. I had to go to my friends’ houses and be jealous of theirs :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
-1
SNES WAS SO BETTER MAN
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mortal Kombat for Sega Genesis is the best game ever.
I’d have to disagree it’s a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is better.
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Donkey Kong sucks
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s a Billy Madison reference. I love Donkey Kong.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Donkey Kong Country?
Plzzzz. Classic.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Donkey Kong rules
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lucky
I had to make do with the old NES and the giant, green screen Game Boy with only 5 games
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the equivalent of: “I had to walk 8 miles to school in the snow!”
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gushers are totally still around
Gushers and a Capri Sun: perfect after school snack.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/teeth rot
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dentures at 25 are in right? or is that grillz
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want a hybrid denture-grill
MAKE IT HAPPEN SABES
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Capri Sun
invented as a means to take out your youthful aggression
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
true
You Can’t Do That on Television, Double Dare…
I’m sure there were others
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wasn’t alanis morrisette on that show?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was there when it started, call me ancient.
by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rocko’s Modern Life = early/mid 90s
Doug = early 90s
Rugrats = early 90s
So I assume a decent number of us were kids around that time.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
’cept for Delorean who was already like 35.
/deloreanburn
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My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not that young and I know Rxmeister is older too
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by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rxmeister is actually this guy:

HEY, DO YOU REMEMBER POCKETWATCHES? WHATS THE DEAL, NO ONE HAS THEM ANY MORE. I HAD ONE WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY IN 1865.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That delorean! He’s so old!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When will he ever learn!?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Dude anyone? Or how about Nick Arcade?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I barely remember Hey Dude. I still remember a few of the You Can’t Do That on Television skits.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pete & Pete FTW
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a little wild and a little strange
When you make your home right on the range
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Earnst!
Hey Dude was awesome, too _
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those two go back to the late 80s I think.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Early All That was pure gold.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
iawtc
The first cast was really talented and actually funny.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very trure, but does anyone remember Roundhouse? Nobody ever seems to.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do!
The bit I remember most was the dad with the moving recliner.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do. I remember one episode that had a Meatloaf joke about how “he would do anything for love but he won’t eat meat” or something. idek.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
also Salute Your Shorts
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, Shelby Woo and Alex Mack were totally hot.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow werth is pretty bad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Werth = future Giant
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
when he’s 38
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Paul Bunyan was America’s Greatest Logger?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit, is Destro the Rays’ PA announcer?
by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1st base coach earns a paycheck
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Evan Longoria is hitting like Eva would.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he’s hitting on Tony Parker?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since Ryan Howard isn't hitting
why doesn’t he try and hit to left?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't believe Shields is related to Rowand
Shields has talent
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But Shields uniform is clean
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ungamery.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 23, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How's everyone doin in the Niners Nation Prediction Game?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of cooking. . .
I’ve got some chipotles in adobo sauce and some tomato paste. I want to make a pasta sauce out of it, to toss with some penne and chipotle sausage from TJs.
Recommendations on how to make this work?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 23, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don’t forget to add the corn
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Niblets!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I might be able to adapt that. Add some garlic, cumin, coriander and sugar to some pureed chipotles in adobo and stir it into the tomato paste.
Let’s see how it works!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 23, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just make sure it doesn’t come out too thick. Thats the problem I had when I made it
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ITS A TRAP
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MOUSETRAP I guarantee it’s the craziest trap you’ll ever see!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CROSSFIRE
YOU’LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE
CROSSFIRE
Is this the 80/90’s board game tangent now?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
best commercials ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+109
still have it. still awesome.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never played it but it looks like one of those games that didn’t actually work in real life.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s so sincere about it. Awesome.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My friend had it, we played it like twice. We didn’t get caught up in it.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to want a friggin tournament table so bad back in the day. 3 sports in one? OHMYFRIGGINGOD
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOCKEY, POOL, AND PING-PONG.?!?!?
ZOMGz!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
remember the commercial with the kids playin till bedtime and sweating, then going
“One More Game”
GAMERS!!!!!!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That bass lick around :15 seconds is INTENSE
It’s all DUNGA DUNGA DUNGA DUNGA
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in a post-apocalyptic world
we’ll all sit around and play a high stakes game of Crossfire
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the the lightninig is all KITCH ISH!
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND THE DUDE IS LIKE YEAH! YEAH!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and then I ate some tacos and was all like MMMMMMM HMMMMM
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then Rowand breaks a rib! CRACK CRACK!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's like watching
FOX SPORTS: THE BOARD GAME
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
noticed the skip it too on that site…classic
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Skipit is the worst toy ever.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, the best part was the counter on the ball.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My sister had a skipit.
WOW I SKIPPED IT 87 TIMES!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to beat my sister over the head with it, making sure I swung it once each time. Look Ma I just smashed sis 48 times!
/grounded
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is like McC retro childhood night.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when life was good and there was no baseball in Florida?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those were the days.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like you need to have one of these on every internet community every so often.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
especially when the Waikiki Beachboys have the day off….
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mom used to put these in my lunch when I was a kid
LOOK HOW BADASS THE KIDS ARE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkZXEPCpso&feature=related
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is true.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always wanted these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLHOguo2ibs but they never had them anywhere.
Then I finally had them and they were okay.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dunkaroos! Dunkaroos! You don’t just eat your Dunkaroos!
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
black kids playin basketball, white kids playin baseball…and america wonders why we are racist
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MENTAL?
FUNDAMENTAL!
I don’t think I was cool enough for those. I was a Squeezit kid at best.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IM FRIGGIN CRYING THATS THE FUNNIEST SHITE IVE SEEN IN AWHILE!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This stuff was absolutely delicious.
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loved that stuff
and it was around long after anyone still cared about Ghostbusters. I remember seeing it well into the late 90s.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
one of my favorites sites
especially the articles about finding those really old food products
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I had stocked up on Shoutin’ Orange Tangergreen when it was available.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the Wiki article
The Hi-C products used to be the color implied by their flavor, but in 2002, Hi-C was re-introduced as a yellowish clear beverage that would not stain clothing. Thus, flavors like Shoutin’ Orange Tangergreen lost their distinctive colors.
Where’s the fun in that?
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, then we must discuss Underdog, Rocky & Bullwinkle. Games – pong.
by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked Scooby Doo.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can you NOT like Scooby Doo. I was Shaggy last holloween.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although I hated Scappy Doo.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was a brief point in time when I liked Scooby Doo. Then I realized how many different series it has and how bad the animation was. They’re still making Scooby Doo cartoons.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, looking back now the animation was terrible. They did have a lot of series and I watched them all. So will my child.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scooby Doo will not die
I always found it boring for some reason. Maybe it was the dated 70s references.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get the feeling the old scooby snakes were drugs.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering he do anything for a scooby snack, I’d say yeah. In college after recreation, folks would go looking for scooby snacks.
by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
old dude found
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you, save me the trouble. You whippersnappers.
by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A GIRL ON THE INTERNET!?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BEWBS?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
INORITE? I had only read about them in books until recently!
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KEWL!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NONE.
ESPECIALLY ONES THAT HAVE CREEPY THINGS FOR JOE BIDEN. NOPE.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY THING FOR JOE BIDEN IS NOT CREEPY.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
U WRITE JOE FAN FIC I KNOW IT
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JOE SLOWLY WAS POKED BY A BONER. A BONER OF CHANGE.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL I CRIED.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so that’s what happened to Joe’s wallet…
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To bring it full circle,
I remember watching those on Nickelodeon.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re caught in a trap
I can’t walk out
Because I love you too much baby
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 23, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why cant you see
What youre doing to me
When you dont believe a word I say?
by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Buck LOVES Stairs
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim McCarver loves escalators
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ken Rosenthal loves elevator…SHOES
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Craig Sager loves fuchsia!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone want to go to the FISH BOWL?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm, smart observation by Buck about using Stairs to pinch-hit. This makes me uneasy.
by Evan on Oct 23, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY, DID YOU GUYS KNOW ROCCO HAS A DISEASE!?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s got a FEEEVA
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HIS MITOCHONDRIA ARE ALL BUSTED UP
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only prescription is more cowbell!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHERE ARE ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE IN BASEBALL
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HIDING
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STEALING BASES
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CC’s at home. Barry can’t get a job. Did I miss someone?
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Oct 23, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ALRIGHT YALL
I’m goin down to the bar… GOOD TIMES
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Order a Squeeze-it!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WITH GUSHERS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Remember ALF? He’s back…in POG form.”
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH MY FUCKING GOD
POGS.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are somewhere in my parent’s garage. Just building up value for when they come back!
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a good plan.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the economy today, pogs may soon be legal tender.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember I ~played for keeps once and I lost my favorite one and I was so upset!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of 90’s drinks, did anyone ever have an Orbitz? The fruit drink with the little floaty balls in them? It was the worst drink ever.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok never mind. Nothing turns up in my search.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never tried it, but I imagine it would’ve tasted awful.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m thinkin Crystal Pepsi….
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worst idea ever.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And not to pimp my site (lol) but I think this was semi-funny
http://www.baycityball.com/2008/07/30/a-collection-of-terrible-ideas/#content
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MODS
SPAMBOT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FREE RINGTONES!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FOLLOW THIS LINK
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO THIS ONE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I clicked it x(
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
I knew what it was, but I clicked it anyway. I like the song. :/
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol I do this with obvious rickrolls now too :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOW OBAMA GOT HIS GROOVE BACK
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zima
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone brings any 90’s related food product to the Fish Bowl on Divisadero, I’ll buy them drinks
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tried that once. I wasn’t very impressed and I was eight years old.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JIMMY ROLLINS IS A BLACK PERSON IN BASEBALL
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread was totally not serious.
I want my ten bucks back.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure
Just give me your name, address, and bank account, and I’ll wire that to you.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hah! You assume I have a bank account. Jokes on you.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you mean “Why is your checking account negative?”
Isn’t everybodys?
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Buck does not do his Dunkaroos.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy garbage, I walked down to Whole Paycheck and not only has the score not changed but it has turned into I LOVE THE 80s/90s in here.
by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY, REMEMBER [old product] IT WAS GREAT
There you go.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
REMEMBER THE COLD WAR? I JUST PUT ON A SWEATER!! HA HA DUMB REAGAN!
by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bomb shelter left over from the 60’s, come on!
by robbgin on Oct 23, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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