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What about the kamikaze squeeze? Where Aki bunts the ball and flies into the pitcher?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
shouldn't he fly into Victorino?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Brilliant.
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
extra squeezy

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
I just got hungry for some reason
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
other than the pic of the 2 boobs at the top of the thread
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonite it's 2 for 1

Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hershey Squirt!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Bewbs Take 2
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
why men only have 2 hands.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of the Crime Dog
Should McGriff be a HOFer? I think he’s got a very good case.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
.284/.377/.509
2,450 hits
493 homers
5 time All Star
career OPS+ 134
Closest Comp: Willie McCovey
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
he can be in the Jim Rice wing
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The Hall of Very Good?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
in the boob thread, yes
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
ROCCO ROCKS
Werthless
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
BEST NICKTOON EVER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
YES
But, I also loved Doug and Ah! Real Monsters.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Invader Zim was great but never quite as good as Rocco or vintage Doug.
I suppose you could say it’s the third best Nicktoon
AT BEST!
:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
How old are you guys?
These were shows my nephew watched as a little kid and he’s 16 right now
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
I’m 25, I was raised on the Nicktoons.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
hell yeah.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Did you ever watch Snick? Remember Scary Stories! I LOVED that show.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Yeah, both shows were AWESOME.
DONKEYLIPS@!
AWFUL WAFFLE@!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Yes! I love going through wikipedia and reading entries for all my favorite old Nick shows. :D
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Then I watch them on youtube and they’re all so much worse than I remember them being :(
Except the Nicktoons, those are all still awesome.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Classic Nickelodeon is how I first found YouTube oh so long ago. Then, they had to go all legit on us and delete it all.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I went down to San Diego for a friend’s wedding. The night before was the “bachelor party”. When we all got there, he brought us into his rooom to watch the Rocco’s Modern Life episode where they had a bachelor party. In the episode they just ate a ton of ice cream. So our first act was to buy tubs of ice cream to re create the scene.
Other things happened later, but the ice cream part will probably be my favorite memory.
Some of the episodes of that seriously freaked my shit out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
The ones with clowns always did me in.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Hate clowns, when I was young I had a unnatural fear of them, now just hate them. If they get to close I’d probably hit ’em.
Don’t watch Are You Afraid of the Dark then.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
26
Back in my day, Nickelodeon was awesome.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
back in my day it involved alot of Green Slime
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
They still have slime, but since You Can’t Do that on Television isn’t on anymore, it just seems random.
that show was awesome, as was Double Dare
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Old Nick gameshows were awesome. Double Dare, What would you do?, LEGEND OF THE MOTHERFUCKING HIDDEN TEMPLE, Nick Arcade. I always wanted to go on the last two.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
You’ll have to face MONGO in the Wizard’s Level
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
I’m a HUGE Nick Arcade fan. Finders Keepers was awesome too.
This is why I love McC.
<3
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I remember when all those shows
were on that channel Nick GAS…Then they got rid of it…commie baztardz
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
Yeah, that made me sad :(
I have a DVR’d episode of Nick Arcade from last year that I recorded off that channel. Can’t delete.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
That is epic…I’ll bring some Gushers and Squeeze-Its…PARTY TIME
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
OMG Gushers.
I miss the 90s sometimes :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
My clothing was horrible, but it was a great time. SNES FTW!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Mortal Kombat for Sega Genesis is the best game ever.
I’d have to disagree it’s a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is better.
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
Donkey Kong sucks
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Donkey Kong Country?
Plzzzz. Classic.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Lucky
I had to make do with the old NES and the giant, green screen Game Boy with only 5 games
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the equivalent of: “I had to walk 8 miles to school in the snow!”
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Gushers are totally still around
Gushers and a Capri Sun: perfect after school snack.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
dentures at 25 are in right? or is that grillz
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
I want a hybrid denture-grill
MAKE IT HAPPEN SABES
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Capri Sun
invented as a means to take out your youthful aggression
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
true
You Can’t Do That on Television, Double Dare…
I’m sure there were others
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
wasn’t alanis morrisette on that show?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
Rocko’s Modern Life = early/mid 90s
Doug = early 90s
Rugrats = early 90s
So I assume a decent number of us were kids around that time.
’cept for Delorean who was already like 35.
/deloreanburn
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I’m not that young and I know Rxmeister is older too
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Rxmeister is actually this guy:

HEY, DO YOU REMEMBER POCKETWATCHES? WHATS THE DEAL, NO ONE HAS THEM ANY MORE. I HAD ONE WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY IN 1865.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
That delorean! He’s so old!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Hey Dude anyone? Or how about Nick Arcade?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
Pete & Pete FTW
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
It’s a little wild and a little strange
When you make your home right on the range
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
Mr. Earnst!
Hey Dude was awesome, too _
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Early All That was pure gold.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
when he’s 38
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Paul Bunyan was America’s Greatest Logger?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
1st base coach earns a paycheck
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
he’s hitting on Tony Parker?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Since Ryan Howard isn't hitting
why doesn’t he try and hit to left?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Can't believe Shields is related to Rowand
Shields has talent
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
But Shields uniform is clean
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
How's everyone doin in the Niners Nation Prediction Game?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
Speaking of cooking. . .
I’ve got some chipotles in adobo sauce and some tomato paste. I want to make a pasta sauce out of it, to toss with some penne and chipotle sausage from TJs.
Recommendations on how to make this work?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
don’t forget to add the corn
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
I might be able to adapt that. Add some garlic, cumin, coriander and sugar to some pureed chipotles in adobo and stir it into the tomato paste.
Let’s see how it works!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Just make sure it doesn’t come out too thick. Thats the problem I had when I made it
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
MOUSETRAP I guarantee it’s the craziest trap you’ll ever see!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
CROSSFIRE
YOU’LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE
CROSSFIRE
Is this the 80/90’s board game tangent now?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
+109
still have it. still awesome.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
I never played it but it looks like one of those games that didn’t actually work in real life.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
I used to want a friggin tournament table so bad back in the day. 3 sports in one? OHMYFRIGGINGOD
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
HOCKEY, POOL, AND PING-PONG.?!?!?
ZOMGz!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
remember the commercial with the kids playin till bedtime and sweating, then going
“One More Game”
GAMERS!!!!!!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
That bass lick around :15 seconds is INTENSE
It’s all DUNGA DUNGA DUNGA DUNGA
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
in a post-apocalyptic world
we’ll all sit around and play a high stakes game of Crossfire
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
AND THE DUDE IS LIKE YEAH! YEAH!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
And then Rowand breaks a rib! CRACK CRACK!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
it's like watching
FOX SPORTS: THE BOARD GAME
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
noticed the skip it too on that site…classic
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
Skipit is the worst toy ever.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
My sister had a skipit.
WOW I SKIPPED IT 87 TIMES!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I used to beat my sister over the head with it, making sure I swung it once each time. Look Ma I just smashed sis 48 times!
/grounded
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
This is like McC retro childhood night.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Remember when life was good and there was no baseball in Florida?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
I feel like you need to have one of these on every internet community every so often.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
especially when the Waikiki Beachboys have the day off….
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
My mom used to put these in my lunch when I was a kid
LOOK HOW BADASS THE KIDS ARE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkZXEPCpso&feature=related
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
I always wanted these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLHOguo2ibs but they never had them anywhere.
Then I finally had them and they were okay.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
black kids playin basketball, white kids playin baseball…and america wonders why we are racist
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
MENTAL?
FUNDAMENTAL!
I don’t think I was cool enough for those. I was a Squeezit kid at best.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
IM FRIGGIN CRYING THATS THE FUNNIEST SHITE IVE SEEN IN AWHILE!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
Loved that stuff
and it was around long after anyone still cared about Ghostbusters. I remember seeing it well into the late 90s.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
one of my favorites sites
especially the articles about finding those really old food products
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
From the Wiki article
The Hi-C products used to be the color implied by their flavor, but in 2002, Hi-C was re-introduced as a yellowish clear beverage that would not stain clothing. Thus, flavors like Shoutin’ Orange Tangergreen lost their distinctive colors.
Where’s the fun in that?
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a brief point in time when I liked Scooby Doo. Then I realized how many different series it has and how bad the animation was. They’re still making Scooby Doo cartoons.
Scooby Doo will not die
I always found it boring for some reason. Maybe it was the dated 70s references.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
BEWBS?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
KEWL!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
NONE.
ESPECIALLY ONES THAT HAVE CREEPY THINGS FOR JOE BIDEN. NOPE.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
MY THING FOR JOE BIDEN IS NOT CREEPY.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
U WRITE JOE FAN FIC I KNOW IT
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
JOE SLOWLY WAS POKED BY A BONER. A BONER OF CHANGE.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
so that’s what happened to Joe’s wallet…
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
To bring it full circle,
I remember watching those on Nickelodeon.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Buck LOVES Stairs
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
Tim McCarver loves escalators
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
Ken Rosenthal loves elevator…SHOES
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
And Craig Sager loves fuchsia!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
Anyone want to go to the FISH BOWL?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
HEY, DID YOU GUYS KNOW ROCCO HAS A DISEASE!?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
He’s got a FEEEVA
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
HIS MITOCHONDRIA ARE ALL BUSTED UP
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
The only prescription is more cowbell!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
STEALING BASES
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
ALRIGHT YALL
I’m goin down to the bar… GOOD TIMES
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
“Remember ALF? He’s back…in POG form.”
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY FUCKING GOD
POGS.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
In the economy today, pogs may soon be legal tender.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Speaking of 90’s drinks, did anyone ever have an Orbitz? The fruit drink with the little floaty balls in them? It was the worst drink ever.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Never tried it, but I imagine it would’ve tasted awful.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m thinkin Crystal Pepsi….
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
And not to pimp my site (lol) but I think this was semi-funny
http://www.baycityball.com/2008/07/30/a-collection-of-terrible-ideas/#content
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
MODS
SPAMBOT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
NO THIS ONE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
HOW OBAMA GOT HIS GROOVE BACK
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Zima
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone brings any 90’s related food product to the Fish Bowl on Divisadero, I’ll buy them drinks
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
This thread was totally not serious.
I want my ten bucks back.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
Hah! You assume I have a bank account. Jokes on you.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

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