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VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:47 PM PDT   0 recs

What about the kamikaze squeeze? Where Aki bunts the ball and flies into the pitcher?

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:48 PM PDT   0 recs

Brilliant.

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I just got hungry for some reason

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I see we have our boob pic for the day.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hershey Squirt!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Bewbs Take 2

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

why men only have 2 hands.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Speaking of the Crime Dog

Should McGriff be a HOFer? I think he’s got a very good case.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:54 PM PDT   0 recs

I don’t think so.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

.284/.377/.509
2,450 hits
493 homers
5 time All Star
career OPS+ 134

Closest Comp: Willie McCovey

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

he can be in the Jim Rice wing

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah

Right next to the Thrill. :(

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Werth-less

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:57 PM PDT   0 recs

I bet I’m the first to make this joke!

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

in the boob thread, yes

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Jon Miller seems overly excited tonight.

by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 6:57 PM PDT   0 recs

Seeing teams that can score runs has been a breath of fresh air.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

true, that may have something to do with it

by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 6:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ROCCO ROCKS

Werthless

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:57 PM PDT   0 recs

Whoa

calm down, Joe

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 6:57 PM PDT   0 recs

Rocco’s Modern Life

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 6:58 PM PDT   0 recs

BEST NICKTOON EVER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 6:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

YES

But, I also loved Doug and Ah! Real Monsters.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 6:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Doug and Rocco where pure awesome.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Invader Zim says, “Hi”.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well, I love Rocco too. And Doug. And early Rugrats. Hey, Arnold! is good too.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, Hey, Arnold was also pretty awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

OK, it's Rocko

I know the double c didn’t look right.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Really? I thought it was Rocco. Whatever.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Invader Zim was great but never quite as good as Rocco or vintage Doug.

I suppose you could say it’s the third best Nicktoon

AT BEST!

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The Disney Doug is an abomination though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

How old are you guys?

These were shows my nephew watched as a little kid and he’s 16 right now

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 7:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’m much older than 16.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’m 25, I was raised on the Nicktoons.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

hell yeah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Did you ever watch Snick? Remember Scary Stories! I LOVED that show.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Salute Your Shorts?

by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, both shows were AWESOME.

DONKEYLIPS@!

AWFUL WAFFLE@!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes! I love going through wikipedia and reading entries for all my favorite old Nick shows. :D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

we r old

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Then I watch them on youtube and they’re all so much worse than I remember them being :(

Except the Nicktoons, those are all still awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Classic Nickelodeon is how I first found YouTube oh so long ago. Then, they had to go all legit on us and delete it all.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I went down to San Diego for a friend’s wedding. The night before was the “bachelor party”. When we all got there, he brought us into his rooom to watch the Rocco’s Modern Life episode where they had a bachelor party. In the episode they just ate a ton of ice cream. So our first act was to buy tubs of ice cream to re create the scene.
Other things happened later, but the ice cream part will probably be my favorite memory.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I have seasons 1 and 3 of Are You Afraid of the Dark? on my computer.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

/nerd jealousy

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Some of the episodes of that seriously freaked my shit out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The ones with clowns always did me in.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

YES.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hate clowns, when I was young I had a unnatural fear of them, now just hate them. If they get to close I’d probably hit ’em.

by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 7:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Don’t watch Are You Afraid of the Dark then.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I also have season 1 of Doug somewhere…

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

DO WANT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ummmmmm…23. They were still good! I mainly watched Rocco with my little sister.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 7:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

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Back in my day, Nickelodeon was awesome.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 7:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

back in my day it involved alot of Green Slime

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 7:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Um, it didn’t exist back in my day.

Damn I’m old.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

They still have slime, but since You Can’t Do that on Television isn’t on anymore, it just seems random.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

that show was awesome, as was Double Dare

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 7:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Old Nick gameshows were awesome. Double Dare, What would you do?, LEGEND OF THE MOTHERFUCKING HIDDEN TEMPLE, Nick Arcade. I always wanted to go on the last two.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 7:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You’ll have to face MONGO in the Wizard’s Level

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’m a HUGE Nick Arcade fan. Finders Keepers was awesome too.

This is why I love McC.

<3

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I remember when all those shows

were on that channel Nick GAS…Then they got rid of it…commie baztardz

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 7:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, that made me sad :(

I have a DVR’d episode of Nick Arcade from last year that I recorded off that channel. Can’t delete.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 7:14 PM PDT