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I wish I knew two guys named Phil and two guys named Ray so I could goad them into a knife fight. After the blood cleared, I'd empty my savings account and put money on the team that shared a name with the winner. Maybe I wouldn't see that money again, but at least I'd always know that I goaded someone into a knife fight.

What was the question again?

Star-divide

Current Series

Phillies lead the series 1-0

Wed 10/22 WP: Cole Hamels (1 - 0)
SV: Brad Lidge
LP: Scott Kazmir (0 - 1)
3 - 2 win

Philadelphia Phillies
@ Tampa Bay Rays

Thursday, Oct 23, 2008, 5:29 PM PDT
Tropicana Field

Brett Myers vs James Shields

 

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Sat 10/25 5:35 PM PDT
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Lineup

Philadelphia Phillies @ Tampa Bay Rays

10/23/08 5:29 PM PDT

Philadelphia Phillies Tampa Bay Rays
Jimmy Rollins - SS Akinori Iwamura - 2B
Jayson Werth - RF B.J. Upton - CF
Chase Utley - 2B Carlos Pena - 1B
Ryan Howard - 1B Evan Longoria - 3B
Pat Burrell - LF Carl Crawford - LF
Shane Victorino - CF Cliff Floyd - DH
Greg Dobbs - DH Dioner Navarro - C
Pedro Feliz - 3B Rocco Baldelli - RF
Carlos Ruiz - C Jason Bartlett - SS

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GO BIG DUMB GALLOOTS!

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Go!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Harsh, and a bit unfair. But i’ll still definitely allow it.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

Stamped: allowed

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASEBALL

APPLE PIE
USA
PREVIOUSLY ON 24

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

Then I already know how this one ends.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

MCCARVER – WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR???

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

*looks suspiciously into the camera *

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

“One of these things is not like the other! One of these things does not belong!”

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

Dr. Phil has boobs. The rest do not.

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

+36DD

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs more Hartman

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This overly dramatic music reminds me of

The hall of accomplishments they had on EA Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The thing about the music is that it doesn’t go along with the rest of FOX’s presentation. The rest of the coverage is all ’KA-BOOM WHOOSH" and shit, and then there is this saccharine, tres sentimental theme — makes FOX seem like a total schizo.

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

RAYZ HAV NO WORLD SERIES EXPERIENS!!!

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Unfortunately no

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by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So wait, if I steal a taco

from Taco Bell,
does that mean I can pinchrun and steal a base in the world series?

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent

Los Lonely Boys

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

One of them has already eaten all the free tacos.

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ly good

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll bet that guy in the middle already got his free taco....

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bubba

Whether Clinton or Blue pimping and shrrimping comes easy

by wilriv21 on Oct 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vote YES to government issued STD!

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s just speak exclusively in owls from now on.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Hair Plugs Timmy Mac

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOOSH KRAKK WHOOSH PEW PEW

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ANYMASHUN DOMEENASHUN

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That will help his Hall of Fame chances.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is FOX using the Jurassic Park theme song?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

We need oldjacket in here.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold onto your butts.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHAOS THEORY!

/uploads virus into T-Rex

wut?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is one big pile of shit.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

only on the dramatic, serious Fox

they’ve moved on to the in-your-face, OMGLASERZ! Fox

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christie Brinkley will remain the woman of my dreams for an extra 5 years after she dies of natural causes.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Beer post

Drinking some Sierra Nevada Anniversey Ale, good stuff. I’ve got some Youngs Chocolate Stout, Sam Adams Imperial Pilsner, and Unibroue’s Maudite in the fridge.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Those are all great choices! Though, I actually prefer the standard SN Pale Ale to the Anniversary Ale. I feel like all they did was take the original, and dump a bunch of Cascade into it.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a fair description, but I like teh hopz.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being a classy beer drinker, you’ve probably already had the Maudite, if not, check it out.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t, but I adore the Fin du Monde. I’ll definitely check it out.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you guys wearing monocles right now?

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I say!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DA HI LIFE

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need ta smell me a hot dog or sumthin

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OSTRICH IS A BIRD NEWBZ

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t had the Fin du Monde, what style is it?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s called a Belgian Golden. In my opinion, it’s sort of like a cross between a Wit and an Abbey Ale. It’s lighter and tastes less like soapy water than the stronger Abbeys, but has the coriander and other flavors that you normally find in a Wit.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm, soapy water.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not the biggest fan of that genre, though I seem to be in the minority.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Belgians, but in moderation.

(thats wut she sed)

But, I know what you mean.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two Words: Karl Strauss

Man I miss San Diego…

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m drinking water!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DONT TRUST THE WATER

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only there was some alternative!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Oct 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheerwine!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried that a couple weeks ago, not bad at all. I still prefer the Pepper.

by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you go to BevMo online, and choose “pick up” and then select your local store, you can see if it has it in stock. At least that’s what I did. I found it in the one closest to my house that way.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS SO GOOD

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was good stuff. I oughta get back to BevMo for mo’.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best newcomer!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn straight!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Oct 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like pandas

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody gets a free Dr. Pepper

Apparently in November, everybody in the US will get a free Dr. Pepper when Guns N Roses new album comes out.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should cook it down to it’s alkaline base and then smoke it.

/axl

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not drinking anything right now. I would be, but my tuxedo is at the cleaners.

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

"WWE's Goldberg!"

Goldberg hasn’t been with the WWE in four years.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

"NBA Star Rick Fox"

not only is he not in the NBA, but he never was a star.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think “Wife Beater” Rick Fox sounds better. Not sure if it’s true, but I’ll buy it.

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel really bad for Joe.

He has to do this crappy job for at least three more games this year. I have had shitty jobs and I know what it can do to you. Man, imagine. Driving his expensive European car probably isn’t fun anymore. Filet Minion does not taste as good. Fine Champaign no longer bubbles as effervescently. Sad.

Well, Joe you hang in there. We are all pulling for you to make it through the next week or so. And if it helps, imagine you are doing something you actually like or find interesting, like kicking puppies or attending NMBLA meetings.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know why, but for a second I thought you were talking about Maddon.

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by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Sorry. I actually really like Maddon

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I figured you were talking about Buck. I like Maddon too.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feliz-Like!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Phelizesque

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feliz makes that look easy

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Go National League

by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

RAYS ARE SO LOOSE RIGHT NOW

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

but I like it.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are going to end up like Ray Charles

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

do I get to do smack?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course!

What’s the fun of being blind if you can’t even shoot up?

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

stick with the back-up singers.
less smack.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

My keys of the game

Phils: Win the Game
Rays: Win the Game

If McCarver can do it, so can I.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Keys: Mohawks.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

mets

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

+10000

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gruden Sucks
by that I mean, he can read real good.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

he almost up to an 8th grade level.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

they looked at the tape of the balk and the squeezed zone last night.

so yeah.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Brett Myers

he killed my fantasy team this year.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

he only knocked my fantasy team around.

in his defense, he was just trying to teach her a lesson.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the wifebeating one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

One blowout coming right up

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what your mom said.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

In fact, she called me and said this very thing. I heard giggling in the background.

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

U said it wrong lolz

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Myers Implosion

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim McCarver: Jayson Werth is a very good outfielder.

Except when he’s not.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

/punches wife

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, why not? The Dell warranties are pretty good nowadays.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE’S REAL

(I built her myself)

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCarver: “artificial turf had something to do with the error” (he says as the replay shows Werth blowing a clean chance at the ball.)

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how all the announcers are like HOW WILL THE PHILLIES HANDLE PLAYING INDOORS!!?!?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is very different

by wilriv21 on Oct 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they have 13 bases instead of the usual 4.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has all those sting rays in the outfield.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flopping about.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WWE guys in various sections!

SCARY

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Werth lost that grounder in the lights.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hit the catwalk

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG MOVE FENCES IN!!

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIT CIGARETTES!

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

A productive out? Explain this concept

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It requires runners on base, so Giants fans are understandably unfamiliar with the concept.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Runners”?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what it said on Wikipedia. unfortunately, there were no pictures, so ?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

see 2-0 Rays (2 productive outs)

also see : a mob-hit on Joe Buck (another productive Out)

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAYS ARE SO LOOSE

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sure there’s a joke reply to that, but I just don’t see it.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double-Booked Tropicana Field Holds First Haunted House World Series

I’m SO there.

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BEER PONG!?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT ON THE (ELITIST) EAST COAST

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Around 11...ya

Gotta practice. I got the World Series tomorrow night.

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe, is that you?

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re boring.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Create another ID

We need more experiments

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/posts rebuttal image of hot topic t-shirt

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

A life is pain shirt

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO, WHAT, IM A BITCH

I always laugh at t-shirts like those.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always laugh at (people in) t-shirts like those.

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats an epic shift

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

It took a nasty shift for Howard to get a hit.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way that ball came off the bat, I thought Feliz was up

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Shields offspeed stuff is pretty good.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Change his name to the Poppin Hawaiian

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

VictoriNO

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

RectumFacist

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

victorino > lou dobbs

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rectal prolapse’n

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mistadobbalina Mistagregdobbalina

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ya don’t impress me, Dobbalina

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Pedro Pheliz, everyone’s favorite braindead caribbean hack!

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You can no longer get a job at KNBR for that comment.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAPPY SUNSHINE BAY AREA SPORTS

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speed and D FTW!!!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Pete tagged that one. Bad luck.

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

UPTON GOT A GREAT JUMP SAYS MCCARVER

I say you’re an idiot Mr. McCaarver

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DUDE COCKFIGHTERS

GET IT?

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Buck & Tim McCarver themed movie.

I’ll miss it.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was actually from the Vince Vaughn movie ad, which looks terrible

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH LIKE IF THEY WERE CHICKENS BUT THEY ARENT

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

COCK MIGHT BE A EUPHEMISM FOR THE MALE PENIS

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

as opposed to the female penis?

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES THATS RIGHT

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must be the only one who doesn’t really mind Tim McCarver.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

You must be.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Oct 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy can you hear me
Can you feel me near you

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are alone on that one i think

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Saddam Hussein loved him dearly.

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The South Park version?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on guy!

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheese it! It’s old man Floyd.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

you kids get off my lawn

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Floyd the Barber?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

HE IS A GALOOT!

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DON’T THE KIDS TODAY LIKE THE MLB???

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

REFERENCES TO 50 YR OLD TV SHOWS FENCES TOO FAR AWAY

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Gregg Jephpheries were still on the Phils.

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

BALDELLI IS TAKING PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT THE WAY THAT GOD MADE HIM

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a related note, I saw Bigger, Faster, Stronger* last night and it was really good.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unrelated to your post

But your avatar is hilarious

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Has anyone reviewed all the their voting materials yet? Cos I’m way behind, I’m thinking I’m not the only one.

by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I just vote no on everything.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No for President! :)

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SFGuy: No to everything, meh to McCarver

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I VOTED YESTERDAY (IN OREGON)

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

As did I. Mail in FTW!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Too bad I still have to see Gordon Smith’s ridiculous commercials.)

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noticed how Gordon Smith tried to trick the U of O voters into liking him by using the U of O font? It almost works every time, I feel so dirty.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did notice. Heard Nike designers here were up in arms!

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they had AdBlock for TV.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, let’s just start paying for TV.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh...

I hate that guy. Vote for me I think my party is full of shit but I still vote with them.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

both parties are full of shit.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad part is we will still have to watch the Kiefer Kia adds even after the 4th.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want the Keifer Kia princess and Larry Massey in a cage match to the death.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add that dude who fixes fridges and you got a deal.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot the douchey mattress wholesaler guy too

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 23, 200