Open Game Two Thread
by Grant on Oct 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT
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I wish I knew two guys named Phil and two guys named Ray so I could goad them into a knife fight. After the blood cleared, I'd empty my savings account and put money on the team that shared a name with the winner. Maybe I wouldn't see that money again, but at least I'd always know that I goaded someone into a knife fight.
What was the question again?
Current Series
Phillies lead the series 1-0
| Wed 10/22 | WP: Cole Hamels (1 - 0) SV: Brad Lidge LP: Scott Kazmir (0 - 1) |
3 - 2 win |
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| Sat 10/25 | 5:35 PM PDT | |
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Ray wins this one in a romp
Myers! Do you mean like OSCAR Meyers? Is he your main wiener man?
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because everyone on the Tampa Bay team is named Ray
What?
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harsh, and a bit unfair. But i’ll still definitely allow it.
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool
Then I already know how this one ends.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MCCARVER – WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR???
by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
& 
& 
“One of these things is not like the other! One of these things does not belong!”
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right
Dr. Phil has boobs. The rest do not.
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA
+36DD
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs more Hartman
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This overly dramatic music reminds me of
The hall of accomplishments they had on EA Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The thing about the music is that it doesn’t go along with the rest of FOX’s presentation. The rest of the coverage is all ’KA-BOOM WHOOSH" and shit, and then there is this saccharine, tres sentimental theme — makes FOX seem like a total schizo.
by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG
RAYZ HAV NO WORLD SERIES EXPERIENS!!!
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More Free Tacos Tonight?
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So wait, if I steal a taco
from Taco Bell,
does that mean I can pinchrun and steal a base in the world series?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of them has already eaten all the free tacos.
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didnt say it wasnt funny
lol
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll bet that guy in the middle already got his free taco....
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So SF wants to free the ladies to walk the streets
Say “No” to pimps
by wilriv21 on Oct 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vote YES to government issued STD!
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WAYNE BRADY SIGHTING!
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I had to google to know who this was
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s just speak exclusively in owls from now on.
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Joe Buck
AND HIS CLEFT CHIN
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice Hair Plugs Timmy Mac
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That will help his Hall of Fame chances.
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is FOX using the Jurassic Park theme song?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need oldjacket in here.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CHAOS THEORY!
/uploads virus into T-Rex
wut?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chaotician, Chaotician
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
only on the dramatic, serious Fox
they’ve moved on to the in-your-face, OMGLASERZ! Fox
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly Schmidt > Dallas Green
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Christie Brinkley will remain the woman of my dreams for an extra 5 years after she dies of natural causes.
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beer post
Drinking some Sierra Nevada Anniversey Ale, good stuff. I’ve got some Youngs Chocolate Stout, Sam Adams Imperial Pilsner, and Unibroue’s Maudite in the fridge.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Those are all great choices! Though, I actually prefer the standard SN Pale Ale to the Anniversary Ale. I feel like all they did was take the original, and dump a bunch of Cascade into it.
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a fair description, but I like teh hopz.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Being a classy beer drinker, you’ve probably already had the Maudite, if not, check it out.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven’t, but I adore the Fin du Monde. I’ll definitely check it out.
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you guys wearing monocles right now?
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I say!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DA HI LIFE
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need ta smell me a hot dog or sumthin
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven’t had the Fin du Monde, what style is it?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s called a Belgian Golden. In my opinion, it’s sort of like a cross between a Wit and an Abbey Ale. It’s lighter and tastes less like soapy water than the stronger Abbeys, but has the coriander and other flavors that you normally find in a Wit.
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmm, soapy water.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not the biggest fan of that genre, though I seem to be in the minority.
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Belgians, but in moderation.
(thats wut she sed)
But, I know what you mean.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two Words: Karl Strauss
Man I miss San Diego…
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m drinking water!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I DONT TRUST THE WATER
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only there was some alternative!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheerwine!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tried that a couple weeks ago, not bad at all. I still prefer the Pepper.
by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAY WUTS THAT CAN I FIND IT IN THE BAYAREA
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
switching to serious mode
Any one in particular?
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you go to BevMo online, and choose “pick up” and then select your local store, you can see if it has it in stock. At least that’s what I did. I found it in the one closest to my house that way.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IS SO GOOD
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was good stuff. I oughta get back to BevMo for mo’.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best newcomer!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn straight!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like pandas
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everybody gets a free Dr. Pepper
Apparently in November, everybody in the US will get a free Dr. Pepper when Guns N Roses new album comes out.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we should cook it down to it’s alkaline base and then smoke it.
/axl
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not drinking anything right now. I would be, but my tuxedo is at the cleaners.
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"WWE's Goldberg!"
Goldberg hasn’t been with the WWE in four years.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"NBA Star Rick Fox"
not only is he not in the NBA, but he never was a star.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think “Wife Beater” Rick Fox sounds better. Not sure if it’s true, but I’ll buy it.
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel really bad for Joe.
He has to do this crappy job for at least three more games this year. I have had shitty jobs and I know what it can do to you. Man, imagine. Driving his expensive European car probably isn’t fun anymore. Filet Minion does not taste as good. Fine Champaign no longer bubbles as effervescently. Sad.
Well, Joe you hang in there. We are all pulling for you to make it through the next week or so. And if it helps, imagine you are doing something you actually like or find interesting, like kicking puppies or attending NMBLA meetings.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know why, but for a second I thought you were talking about Maddon.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Sorry. I actually really like Maddon
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I figured you were talking about Buck. I like Maddon too.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feliz-Like!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Phelizesque
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feliz makes that look easy
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RAYS ARE SO LOOSE RIGHT NOW
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop verbally masturbating to Evan Longoria
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but I like it.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are going to end up like Ray Charles
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do I get to do smack?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course!
What’s the fun of being blind if you can’t even shoot up?
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
stick with the back-up singers.
less smack.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC25A-2NvT4
link fail, this should do it
by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My keys of the game
Phils: Win the Game
Rays: Win the Game
If McCarver can do it, so can I.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Keys: Mohawks.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there a better NL team than the Phillies
by wilriv21 on Oct 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gruden Sucks
by that I mean, he can read real good.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he almost up to an 8th grade level.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Home cooking umps
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they looked at the tape of the balk and the squeezed zone last night.
so yeah.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Brett Myers
he killed my fantasy team this year.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he only knocked my fantasy team around.
in his defense, he was just trying to teach her a lesson.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the wifebeating one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One blowout coming right up
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s what your mom said.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is true
In fact, she called me and said this very thing. I heard giggling in the background.
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
U said it wrong lolz
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Werthless
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Myers Implosion
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim McCarver: Jayson Werth is a very good outfielder.
Except when he’s not.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim McCarver sucks at speaking
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FIX'D
Tim McCarver sucks at speaking
by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THATS WHAT MY MOM SAID!
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/punches wife
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, why not? The Dell warranties are pretty good nowadays.
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHE’S REAL
(I built her myself)
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Werth shows off his inner Dodger
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McCarver: “artificial turf had something to do with the error” (he says as the replay shows Werth blowing a clean chance at the ball.)
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love how all the announcers are like HOW WILL THE PHILLIES HANDLE PLAYING INDOORS!!?!?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they have 13 bases instead of the usual 4.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It has all those sting rays in the outfield.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flopping about.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WWE guys in various sections!
SCARY
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Werth lost that grounder in the lights.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It hit the catwalk
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LIT CIGARETTES!
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A productive out? Explain this concept
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It requires runners on base, so Giants fans are understandably unfamiliar with the concept.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Runners”?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s what it said on Wikipedia. unfortunately, there were no pictures, so ?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
see 2-0 Rays (2 productive outs)
also see : a mob-hit on Joe Buck (another productive Out)
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAYS ARE SO LOOSE
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RAYZ PLAY SMALL BALLS
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure there’s a joke reply to that, but I just don’t see it.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double-Booked Tropicana Field Holds First Haunted House World Series
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm bored already
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BEER PONG!?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT ON THE (ELITIST) EAST COAST
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Around 11...ya
Gotta practice. I got the World Series tomorrow night.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you’re boring.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Create another ID
We need more experiments
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/posts rebuttal image of hot topic t-shirt
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A life is pain shirt
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SO, WHAT, IM A BITCH
I always laugh at t-shirts like those.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always laugh at (people in) t-shirts like those.
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agree.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats an epic shift
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It took a nasty shift for Howard to get a hit.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MOVE THE FENCES IN!
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Way that ball came off the bat, I thought Feliz was up
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now I'm not bored
Go Phils!
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shields offspeed stuff is pretty good.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Change his name to the Poppin Hawaiian
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
VictoriNO
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RectumFacist
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
victorino > lou dobbs
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rectal prolapse’n
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mistadobbalina Mistagregdobbalina
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s Pedro Pheliz, everyone’s favorite braindead caribbean hack!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can no longer get a job at KNBR for that comment.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAPPY SUNSHINE BAY AREA SPORTS
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He laid off a low pitch!
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Speed and D FTW!!!
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pete tagged that one. Bad luck.
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
UPTON GOT A GREAT JUMP SAYS MCCARVER
I say you’re an idiot Mr. McCaarver
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe Buck & Tim McCarver themed movie.
I’ll miss it.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was actually from the Vince Vaughn movie ad, which looks terrible
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Occasionally.
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEAH LIKE IF THEY WERE CHICKENS BUT THEY ARENT
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
COCK MIGHT BE A EUPHEMISM FOR THE MALE PENIS
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as opposed to the female penis?
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES THATS RIGHT
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 cocks
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must be the only one who doesn’t really mind Tim McCarver.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You must be.
Where there's no brain, there's no pain.
by IMbitter on Oct 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tommy can you hear me
Can you feel me near you
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are alone on that one i think
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard Saddam Hussein loved him dearly.
by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The South Park version?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on guy!
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheese it! It’s old man Floyd.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you kids get off my lawn
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Floyd the Barber?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE IS A GALOOT!
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY DON’T THE KIDS TODAY LIKE THE MLB???
by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT ENOUGH DINGERZ!
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
REFERENCES TO 50 YR OLD TV SHOWS FENCES TOO FAR AWAY
by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Gregg Jephpheries were still on the Phils.
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BALDELLI IS TAKING PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On a related note, I saw Bigger, Faster, Stronger* last night and it was really good.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unrelated to your post
But your avatar is hilarious
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: Has anyone reviewed all the their voting materials yet? Cos I’m way behind, I’m thinking I’m not the only one.
by timmeh on Oct 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I already voted
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just vote no on everything.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SFGuy: No to everything, meh to McCarver
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As did I. Mail in FTW!
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Too bad I still have to see Gordon Smith’s ridiculous commercials.)
by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Noticed how Gordon Smith tried to trick the U of O voters into liking him by using the U of O font? It almost works every time, I feel so dirty.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did notice. Heard Nike designers here were up in arms!
by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish they had AdBlock for TV.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right, let’s just start paying for TV.
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh...
I hate that guy. Vote for me I think my party is full of shit but I still vote with them.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
both parties are full of shit.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sad part is we will still have to watch the Kiefer Kia adds even after the 4th.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want the Keifer Kia princess and Larry Massey in a cage match to the death.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Add that dude who fixes fridges and you got a deal.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot the douchey mattress wholesaler guy too
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I received a notice saying I have to vote by mail (I didn’t sign up for it)…except, I can fill it out and walk it into the nearest polling place on election day. This just makes no sense.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I voted today
Thanks Oregon.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sent in my ballot last week!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if it costs more money, vote against it.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My 18th birthday misses the voting deadline by a few weeks. Not that California votes really count anymore.
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least for president
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s why i registered in Oregon even though my permanent add. is in El Cerrito.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and on the props. if a judge doesn’t like it, your vote will get nullified anyway.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how true
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A vote for the GaySexAids amendment might count.
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we’re voting on legal whores and renaming the sewage plant after GWB in SF.
party on.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SF is the best. city. ever.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 23, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In SF, GWB could do a lot worse.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PHAILEZ
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Petey
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is that worse than the umpire's balk?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How is it clear he swung? He asked the 1B ump and he said he didn’t. FUCK YOU JOE BUCK
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Oct 23, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOW IS IT OBVIOUS FROM THAT ANGLE YOU STUPID FUCKING DOUCHE?
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Oct 23, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
think the home plate umpire called it a strike, then asked for help and sorta got overruled.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw what happened. Umpire balk. Nonetheless, what Buck and McCarver are saying just isn’t true.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Oct 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think it was clearly a swing, but it looked like the ump made a strike call. Unless, he was like ’Str….PSYCHE!"
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless, he was like ’Str….PSYCHE!"
That’s exactly what it looked like. I just can’t believe the clowns in the booth couldn’t figure that out and were so adamant that it was clearly a swing. It looked pretty close to me from a shitty angle.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Oct 23, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
never, ever take a “guarantee” from McCarver
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Especially if he’s selling brake pads
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or selling used cars
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/buys shitty brake pads for Joe Buck’s car
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/takes a shit in a box
//marks it guaranteed
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1
cut a hole in a box
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 put your junk in that box
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3. Profit!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Baldelli was going to explode on contact
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OW! MY MUSCLES!
VOTE NIBLETS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ARGH YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME JUST PITCH THE BALL, I’M GETTING UNUSUALLY FATIGUED OUT HERE
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(where’s Delorean when you need him?)
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cain for Iwamura
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain for Ditka
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Daaaaaaa Giants
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not the Same
:(
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the Giants should of signed Iwamura when he came to this country but they decided one more year of Feliz at 3rd was better.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure Aki feels the same way.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leatha
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Weth-less?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
er Werth-less
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm calling a double by Utley
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m calling 14 more taco bell commercials
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i’m calling a triple-steak
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CAN HAZ ENCHIRITOE?
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STAKE TO THE TIMES 3
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that wasn't good at all.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am unsure how this is relevant, but it is making me LOL
by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a nasty run in with drill cat a few years ago. He mugged me and took my taco.
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There should be an open LOLcat thread
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn’t that describe pretty much every thread?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Oct 23, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That cat is trippin balls
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does McCarver sit on a high chair while Buck sits on a regular chair? It’s unnerving.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You would think Buck’s ego would object
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That way he can eat his Gerner’s with the rest of the family
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gerbers
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McCarver is the dominant commentator.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buck is going to give us a review of 24: Redemption. I can’t wait.
by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Buck: It was redeeming.
McCarver: Thank you for that, partner
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
way too much action for impartial Joe
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know Joe Buck doesn’t watch 24.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Buck watches replays of games hes announced
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it a hottub with McCarver
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He watches replays in the hot tub?
Or the games were in the hot tub?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Where there's no brain, there's no pain.
by IMbitter on Oct 23, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AKI should fight crime
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or join a motorcycle gang in neo-tokyo.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 23, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TetsuooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 23, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Previous Rays Crime Fighter
Fred McGriff
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FcGriff fights bad mechanics and fundamentals
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Emanski for President!
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mcgriff*
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude knows results when he sees it
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Wade Boggs once drank 64 beers on a cross country flight
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE RAYZ ARE RICH WITH HISTORY
NEVER FORGET!!!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Lee Corso once did 64 whip its
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually think it’s pretty funny that his official nickname is “Crime Dog.” That’s just so hilarious.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scruff McGruff
Chicago Illinois, 60652
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooooh
So Victorino beat the throw? Got it.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If the Lightning, Bucs and Rays all win championships and we get nothing, I’m declaring war on Florida.
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
election 2000 wasn’t enough?
disclaimer : I’m in Florida
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you will now become Benedict Arnold. You tear down the Floridian infrastructure, I’ll eat some chicken wings.
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PEDRO
Be clutch please.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Same old Pete Happy
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pedro
LOB king
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who decided they wanted Ashton Kutcher to sell their cameras?
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Nikon
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 23, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baldelli strained his mitochondria…WEB MD
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baldelli’s little brother is allergic to Peanuts…. WEB MD
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s just what his parents told him so he wouldn’t turn out gay
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feliz hasn’t lost anything on defense.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SQUEEZE
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A squeeze play what is that?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 23, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
like the mythical “productive out” it also requires a baserunner on 3rd base(?)
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND bat control
it’s like a miracle on ice
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about the big squeeze? or the ez squeeze?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim McCarver
the squeeze expert
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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