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Grant_tiny by Grant on

I wish I knew two guys named Phil and two guys named Ray so I could goad them into a knife fight. After the blood cleared, I'd empty my savings account and put money on the team that shared a name with the winner. Maybe I wouldn't see that money again, but at least I'd always know that I goaded someone into a knife fight.

What was the question again?

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Current Series

Phillies lead the series 1-0

Wed 10/22 WP: Cole Hamels (1 - 0)
SV: Brad Lidge
LP: Scott Kazmir (0 - 1)
3 - 2 win

Philadelphia Phillies
@ Tampa Bay Rays

Thursday, Oct 23, 2008, 5:29 PM PDT
Tropicana Field

Brett Myers vs James Shields

 

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Lineup

Philadelphia Phillies @ Tampa Bay Rays

10/23/08 5:29 PM PDT

Philadelphia Phillies Tampa Bay Rays
Jimmy Rollins - SS Akinori Iwamura - 2B
Jayson Werth - RF B.J. Upton - CF
Chase Utley - 2B Carlos Pena - 1B
Ryan Howard - 1B Evan Longoria - 3B
Pat Burrell - LF Carl Crawford - LF
Shane Victorino - CF Cliff Floyd - DH
Greg Dobbs - DH Dioner Navarro - C
Pedro Feliz - 3B Rocco Baldelli - RF
Carlos Ruiz - C Jason Bartlett - SS

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Ray wins this one in a romp

Myers! Do you mean like OSCAR Meyers? Is he your main wiener man?

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT   0 recs

GO BIG DUMB GALLOOTS!

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT   0 recs

Go!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT   0 recs

Harsh, and a bit unfair. But i’ll still definitely allow it.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I lol'd

Stamped: allowed

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

BASEBALL

APPLE PIE
USA
PREVIOUSLY ON 24

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT   0 recs

Wait

Is this a repeat?

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT   0 recs

Yes

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Cool

Then I already know how this one ends.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 5:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

MCCARVER – WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR???

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT   0 recs

*looks suspiciously into the camera *

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Phils v. Rays

&

vs.

&

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT   0 recs

“One of these things is not like the other! One of these things does not belong!”

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You're right

Dr. Phil has boobs. The rest do not.

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

HAHAHAHA

+36DD

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

needs more Hartman

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 23, 2008 6:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

This overly dramatic music reminds me of

The hall of accomplishments they had on EA Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT   0 recs

The thing about the music is that it doesn’t go along with the rest of FOX’s presentation. The rest of the coverage is all ’KA-BOOM WHOOSH" and shit, and then there is this saccharine, tres sentimental theme — makes FOX seem like a total schizo.

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

OMG

RAYZ HAV NO WORLD SERIES EXPERIENS!!!

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT   0 recs

Unfortunately no

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So wait, if I steal a taco

from Taco Bell,
does that mean I can pinchrun and steal a base in the world series?

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

yes

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Excellent

Los Lonely Boys

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT   0 recs

One of them has already eaten all the free tacos.

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

awful

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ly good

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'll bet that guy in the middle already got his free taco....

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT   0 recs

awful

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

win

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Bubba

Whether Clinton or Blue pimping and shrrimping comes easy

by wilriv21 on Oct 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Vote YES to government issued STD!

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Let’s just speak exclusively in owls from now on.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Who?

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 6:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Fuck Joe Buck

AND HIS CLEFT CHIN

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT   0 recs

Nice Hair Plugs Timmy Mac

The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.

by Mike Hawk on Oct 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT   0 recs

WHOOOSH KRAKK WHOOSH PEW PEW

by satyricrash on Oct 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT   0 recs

ANYMASHUN DOMEENASHUN

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

K-CHUNK

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

So Phils sweep

and Feliz MVP?

by wilriv21 on Oct 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT   0 recs

That will help his Hall of Fame chances.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Is FOX using the Jurassic Park theme song?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT   0 recs

Clever girl.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

We need oldjacket in here.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hold onto your butts.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

CHAOS THEORY!

/uploads virus into T-Rex

wut?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

LIFE FINDS A WAY

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That is one big pile of shit.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | art | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

only on the dramatic, serious Fox

they’ve moved on to the in-your-face, OMGLASERZ! Fox

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Christie Brinkley will remain the woman of my dreams for an extra 5 years after she dies of natural causes.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT   0 recs

Beer post

Drinking some Sierra Nevada Anniversey Ale, good stuff. I’ve got some Youngs Chocolate Stout, Sam Adams Imperial Pilsner, and Unibroue’s Maudite in the fridge.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT   0 recs

Wow. Those are all great choices! Though, I actually prefer the standard SN Pale Ale to the Anniversary Ale. I feel like all they did was take the original, and dump a bunch of Cascade into it.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That’s a fair description, but I like teh hopz.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Being a classy beer drinker, you’ve probably already had the Maudite, if not, check it out.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I haven’t, but I adore the Fin du Monde. I’ll definitely check it out.

by rotorueter on Oct 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Are you guys wearing monocles right now?

VOTE NIBLETS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT