Open World Series Thread, Game One
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 22, 2008 4:22 PM PDT
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PrintI'm hoping for seven one-run, extra-inning games, and I'm just giddy that I get to watch a Kazmir v. Hamels showdown.
With Liriano's injuries and Boof's ineffectiveness, the Victor Zambrano/Scott Kazmir trade has to be catching up in the shame ledger, right?
Current Series
4 game series vs Rays @ Tropicana Field
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I like burritos
Especially from El Toro at Valencia and 17th.
by positiveuphemism on Oct 22, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
GO CITY NAME SPORTS TEAM!
Defeating their opponents since the year they were founded!
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum" = TENSE, CLIMACTIC, TRIUMPHING
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 22, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
With Liriano's injuries and Boof's ineffectiveness, the Victor Zambrano/Scott Kazmir trade has to be catching up in the shame ledger, right?
Eh, maybe. Even Nathan for Pierzynski straight up was still a raping by the Twins
I see the future, and it is Pablo
It is still a Twins win
but not nearly as bad as people make it out to be.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re having the MLB “Clutch Performer Awards” (sponsored by Pepsi Cola) on ESPN. Sergio Romo was robbed.
YANKEES AND RED SOX!!!
REMEMBER THEM!!!
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 22, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Where is the random Giant talking in the dugout?
WHERE I ASK YOU!!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
We traded all of our randoms
for 283 lower level certainties
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Very true
and not having to stand on a stool prevents your shoes from getting all yucky
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone in America gets a yumberry!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Gracie, Kevin Kennedy, and the gal are sitting in foul-territory?
Couldn’t they put a desk by the Rays Tank??
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
hey it could have been us.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
Let's see spread Chaos, Confusion and Anarchy here? Check. My work is complete. I’ll be moving on now.
see its much better already!
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
Let's see spread Chaos, Confusion and Anarchy here? Check. My work is complete. I’ll be moving on now.
The Giants would have been owned by Lasodra
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Lofton was available
But he insisted on playing CF
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
/dirties shorts
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
If you are balding
can you still be called a boy?
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
I mean, that wasn't just a 5-head
THAT WAS A 109-HEAD!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If you are balding gelded
can you still be called a boy?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I think N*Sync has more depth
(than Buck/McCarver)
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I turned on my local sports radio station and I get Dave Campbell? booo!!
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
Let's see spread Chaos, Confusion and Anarchy here? Check. My work is complete. I’ll be moving on now.
I saw him at spring training
He gave me the “dude nod”
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
SOUP!
at least he isn’t stupid enough to say that “the Phillies HAVE to get the game tonite” as McCarver just did
what is it with people named Mc_____ being insufferable this quarter?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
They should have made his head look like the Death Star
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
When he tries to talk baseball…I wish I was on Alderann
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOVES PETE!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Could Schmidt be ANY MORE enthusiastic?
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
What's with the cheesy olympic-sounding music?
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
THERE IS ONLY ONE OCTOBERR!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
/snorts a line
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I swore there were two.
oh well
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I am sure they think they have a game today
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not possible
if ESPN fired their analysts for saying stupid things, they’d never put anything on the air. You have to do something much more egregious.
Zobrist FTW
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOO!
Root for the team that knocked off the Bums! It’s the least we can do.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I will feel embarrassed if Tampa Bay wins a WS before we do.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
We win the alternate universe WS though
that should count for something
I see the future, and it is Pablo
At least they are loyal
Unlike the bandwagon fans in TB
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
Neither fan base deserves a ring.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
loyal and felonious!
City of Grievous Bodily Brotherly Love and Injury
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott Kazmir doesn't have to call them out tonight.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Cowbells = Thunder sticks
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck any kind of artificial noise maker.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Joe Buck too!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Sacramento!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
HE BEAT THE SHIFT
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
I remebr because a coach on the bench said" OH my God" it was awesome
I see the future, and it is Pablo
lol
I remember thinking a big “FU” to everyone who said he couldn’t perform in the “clutch”.
Tim Salmon!
Douchenozzle!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
BLASPHEMY!
THou shalt not say T*m S*lm*n or Sc*tt Sp**z** on this site!
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
as far as Buck is concerned:
Big Mac is the HR Champ
BLB no longer exists
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, why would you have Joe Bucks number. He seems like the kind of guy who would constantly send annoying texts
I see the future, and it is Pablo
It must be Joe's plastic surgery
It makes him irresistible to all women
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t hate on the foot long yum rocket
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the Trop the worst stadium in World Series history?
Astrodome never hosted a game. You also had Three Rivers, Riverfront, Veterans and Candlestick as the worst stadiums in World Series history but Tampa’s has to be THE worst.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
No doubt.
So hideous.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Clowns
Yeah, trade Cain for that buffoon.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
This is the World Series right?
You would of thought they had this down in spring training
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Don’t make me think that hard
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Geez
You sound sharksrog on the AOL message boards.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
That was smooth as hell
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
Joe never explained the cowbell. He fails
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
Worst thing about this game
The damn cowbells. Reminds me of the “Sacramento Queens” (as Shaq would say).
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
I worked on that movie set
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
and the movie sucks
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Plus, he’s a dick in real life
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s the deal with Reece Witherspoon? She won an Oscar and she’s starring – second billing – in that?
We gave her big $$$$$$$$$
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
on the catwalk
the catwalk
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLCATWALKS
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I CAN HAZ GROUNDRULEZ
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You know your parks sucks when...
There are “catwalk rules”
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
Buck is explaining the catwalk rings and McCarver says, “It’s safe to say the players on both these teams are looking for a different kind of ring”.
AAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH.
by non sequitur on Oct 22, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
he might have blocked him off the bag
out?
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
Looked safe from the last angle.
Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 22, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
Should they cal the game?
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
You have to allow for player heckling =)
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't talk back to the Buck
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
using braile
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
RECTUMFACE PROLAPSE
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
F U RECTUM FACE!
Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 22, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
I thought his foot might have beat the tag
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Even if he was, the ump thought he should be out anyway on account of his rectum faceness.
by non sequitur on Oct 22, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So run away...run away from the paaaaiiiinnn
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Boo for NFL commercials during the World Series
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
MLB > College football > NFL
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Buck hunting season – 2 weeks in late-October
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, NASCAR. Second most popular sport in America. Ever heard of it?!
by Missing Barry on Oct 22, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely not.
Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 22, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay for MLB commercials during the World Series
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
“[Carl Crawford] played for them way back when they were called the Devil Rays.”
That was just last year…
i think that was an inside joke between McCarver & Buck
i also believe they are holding hands and feeding each other Nachos
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Phils
Go team that beat the bums
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
the pythons that will be released in the Fox Sports Booth in the 8th inning
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Phillies in a landslide
of feces
(that is what I’m rooting for)
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at those legs
She needs a sandwich
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
She needs Felipe Crespo's legs
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
this is
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Dback coaches eat Taco Bell
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
Bob Melvin needs some of that Taco Bell money.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 22, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Single by Posey!!
Wait…is there another game on?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
Yup...
Now hitting .500 on the season. Epic.
Gameday
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
Ken Rosenthal!
Jew ftw
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
Zobrist
still uses an infielders glove in right field lol
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
The Phillies really want us to have a free taco.
Adopted son of in limbo Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 22, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
Well...
I’m off to class…fucking wednesdays.
Section 314 FTW!
by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 22, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
I just cheered for that strike out..
I must be rootin for the rays.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
WOW JUST LOOKING AT THOSE NUMBERS YOU’D THINK RYAN HOWARD’S 08 WAS AS GOOD AS THE TWO YEARS BEFORE THAT!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
I’m pretty sure i just heard McCarver say “Cashmere” or possibly “Kashmir.”
Either way, I hope he dies in a fire.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Mmmmmmmm
Bagels FTW
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
O let the sun beat down upon my face
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Kieschnick single
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
\o/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
grant’s wet dream pretty much
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Oct 22, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
Have they been doing this eccentric/off-kilter camera angle all night?
what gives?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
prolly, huh
or is it just so you can see the HOUSE ad better?
(seems like they should be able to pan and scan the picture they send out)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
LoL
did TBS have the same setup?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Zobrist
and zo clean clean!
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
If he has a daughter
He should name her Zsa Zsa
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Are they related to the sippy cups?
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
Iwamura Rays sound like something that could turn normal people into superheroes...
Just throwing that out there.
Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.
by Revolution1 on Oct 22, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
FOUR HOUR ERECTION
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 22, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Upton is due for a Homer
Only 7 homers in the play offs compared to 9 in the reg season.
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
I think I just sprained my swagger...
The bases were drunk, and I painted the black with my best yakker. But blue squeezed me, and I went full. I came back with my heater, but the stick flares one the other way and the chalk flies for two bases. Three earnies! Next thing I know, skipper hooks me and I'm sipping suds with the clubby.
I like Ben Zobrist
He gets backs for the Rays
Proud adopter of Jason Jarvis: let's see YOU pass an online music course without cheating!
A Rhyme
Rectum Face is always on base.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 22, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
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