An Idea: Cain for Prince and Sanchez for Phillips?
by dprodigy19 on Oct 2, 2008 4:18 PM PDT
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Hey fellas,
Long-time lurker, first-time thread starter.
My basic thought is this: The Giants have done a fantastic job in the last few years of drafting pitching, and now is actually a surprisingly good time to move some of that for hitting that has some long-term potential and fit.
In terms of direction, there are a few things worth considering:
1. Catcher is taken care of, whether it's Buster or Sandoval (Buster, in all likelyhood)
2. One of the middle IF slots can go to whichever of the pups works out best of Burriss, Velez, and maybe Fransden.
3. Like it or not, Rowand has an OF spot locked up.
4. We need to fit Sandoval and Villalona in the long-term plans for the team.
5. I like Fred Lewis as a player on this team long-term
To me, this opens up two nice potential slots: 2B/SS and 1B/3B.
Intuitively, it would be better for our Giants to get a SS, but they simply don't come onto the market that often. As such, we can hope that Manny works as the SS for the next few years and get a 2B with my favorite target (by far) being Brandon Phillips. He is the type of guy that would help generate runs in a variety of ways, which is incredibly helpful for a team like the Giants. Despite having an off year, he was still in the top third of 2B's offensively and had the third-most steals. It is also nice that he has played 140+ games each of the three years he has played at his current level.
With the Reds' current situation, some combination centering on Mr. Sanchez could probably get the job done, and I think it would be 100% worth it for Phillips.
The second major challenge is to finally get a true cleanup hitter. While it would be nice to see a young'n take the spot, those guys are just too hard to find and the team cannot afford to wait around or overpay horrifically in the FA market for one. Prince Fielder has his issues, but he would be an amazing fit for the center of the Giants' order. Much has been made about how it would be best for the Giants' key power guy to be right-handed, and I agree that it could help, but I have zero doubt that Prince could hit it out into the Cove. What's more, he would become an instant fan favorite and let him forge a new identity (plus, the Bay Area is a great place to raise his kids).
Losing Cain in this trade would hurt, but the benefit of solidifying the order with a long-term fan favorite and big producer who plays every day makes the trade completely worthwhile.
Here's how I see that team shaking out over the next few years:
Position Players
1. Fred Lewis, LF
2. Brandon Phillips, 2B
3. Buster Posey, C
4. Prince Fielder, 1B
5. Angel Villalona, 3B
6. Aaron Rowand, CF
7. Nate Schierholtz, RF
8. Emmanuel Burriss, SS
Key bench guys: Pedro Sandoval (plays C for Posey, 1B for Prince, and 3B for Angel- lots of playing time), Connor Gillaspie, and Brandon Crawford (I love the kid)
Starting Rotation
The Franchise
Bridges of Madison Bumgarner
Tim Alderson
Zito
Henry Sosa (or one of the other pups)
Bullpen- Who knows by then, but there would be money to sink into it
As always, thoughts/criticisms/rants are greatly appreciated.
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holy fucking shit
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 2, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m glad that the very first reply in this thread 100% mirrors my thoughts on the subject.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Oct 2, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What… The… Fuck.
WTF wasn’t going to do it this time.
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Oct 2, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can this still be happening????!???!?!?!??!?
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Oct 2, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
H F S
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 3, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your ideas intrigue me.
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by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And i want no part of whatever newsletter you contribute to
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why Isn't This In The "Open Stupid Trade Thread"?
by giantsrainman on Oct 2, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol deserved rainman burn
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 2, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OUT OF NOWHERE!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel bad, he’s a lurker and he probably means well.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does being a lurker
Mean he is unable to read? He probably does mean well, but geeeeeeeesh.
It’s almost like, comical at this point.
No wait, it’s way beyond comical.
Arent you supposed to be getting married? :)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arent you supposed to be getting married? :)
SOON
I’m going to recite my vows in binary.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
Binary? Get w/ the program. Hexadecimal these days.
FF FTW!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
will you invite her down to the conjugal stats lair?
by Evan on Oct 2, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, yes.
/floppy disk joke
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
xanthan married? Is this some real thing or some Judy Steffes thing?
Man, I’m missing out on some things…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 2, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For once, I agree with you
The markets are crashing, GRM is agreeing with the groupthink -
THE WORLD IS ENDING.
Maybe we will actually end up trading Cain.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet Sarah Palin sounds smart tonight. Then we’ll truly know that the end times are here.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She probably will, and McCain will get elected
Maybe if we have another earthquake, Ca will drift into the ocean.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe...
Matt Cain will get elected
Ralph Barbieri, heal thyself.
by ThrillisGone22 on Oct 2, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it’s a two party system!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 2, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt “Nader” Cain
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 2, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
um, kinda...
build a bomb shelter, that’s all im gonna say
"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."
by i did my job on Oct 2, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also enjoyed that this lineup catapults Angel to the majors, though for the Giants, that’s not far off from what they’ve been doing.
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by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What people are trying to tell you, in their typically gentle way, is that we’re so sick of imaginary Matt Cain trade proposals that we just can’t stand it any more. Cain for Fielder in particular has been bruited about again and again and again.
Personally, I’m pretty sick of Sanchez trade proposals too. I like Sanchez.
by Evan on Oct 2, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BUT DO YOU LIKE LIKE HIM EVAN.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no no no! It’s “like like,” not “like like.”
irregardless, I’ll never tell.
by Evan on Oct 2, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grammar dudes are harsh.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evan
Or Evian.
You decide…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wouldn’t believe how often I get called that …
by Evan on Oct 2, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 times a day?
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like, once?
Ever, I mean.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Including just now
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like a lot, okay? Mostly by Europeans, okay?
Sheesh.
by Evan on Oct 2, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Oct 2, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By definition you can’t be right, because it has to be a figure you wouldn’t believe.
by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 is a figure I can’t believe in.
I can only count to 2
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still pretty revolutionary for a binary bot.
by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would have been able to count to 5 if not for that second tragic thresher accident. And the fact that you were born without toes.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 2, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trade proposals, in general
Are a waste of time.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, I liked NeifiChicken’s Rowand for Swisher idea.
by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the rest of the crap we talk about here isn’t?
by Evan on Oct 2, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pedro Sandoval?
Is this his twin brother?
"Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. More democratic."
by giants9107 on Oct 2, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
That one that swings at sliders low and away…
… and doesn’t hit them.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His evil twin
Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.
by marklar on Oct 2, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
soooooooooo
By your calculations, who will man the rotation next year?
1. Tim
2. Zito
3. …
4. …
5. …
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 2, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I Was about to say this
More like
1. Tim
2. ?
3. ?
4. Zito
5. ?
Profit?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
heaven forbid
if the Enchanter goes down, I’m left with Zito to anchor a non-existent roster? No thanks.
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 2, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you just about gave me a heart attack
NOT COOL ON A FRIDAY MORNING!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fielding the Fill Ups
Prince for Cain sounds nice if the Brewers would be willing to make the exchange, but would the Reds trade Phillips for Sanchez? And, yes, I realize you did mention a package, which might make it more likely.
On the other hand, Brandon’s hitting has been ordinary outside his home park. I don’t think I would make the latter deal given Jonathan’s high ceiling.
by sharksrog on Oct 2, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol sharksrog actually responding seriously.
IM THE SHARKSROG
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
That’s how I take my Giants baseball. :)
by sharksrog on Oct 2, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re a good man, I don’t care what Goofus says about you.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
I don’t know. Third base. Nate Schierholtz.
by sharksrog on Oct 2, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a plan.
your 2008 SF Giants: this isn’t totally insane, just really stupid
by Lyle on Oct 3, 2008 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE SHARKSROG says
PRAY TO ME!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 2, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's simple
Kill the sharksrog
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 2, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that sharksrog is Batman meme is by far my favorite thing to come out of this baseball season.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 2, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean he's NOT Batman?
There goes my whole belief system.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 2, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can neither confirm nor deny that fact
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 2, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fix:
Prince for Cain sounds nice if the Brewers would be willing tomake the exchangeadd in some top prospects as well, because in a situation like the Giants are in, where above average talent is a rare commodity, trading one established major leaguer for one established major leaguer – thus strengthening one position on your club by weakening another creating a zero gain – does not improve this team. At all.
Sorry for the run-on sentence.
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Oct 2, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If
If the Giants traded both Cain and Sanchez, they wouldn’t have much of a rotation, but starting pitching is their best strength among their young minor leaguers. Meanwhile guys like Correia, Hennessey and Misch could fill in.
by sharksrog on Oct 2, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Guys like Correia, Hennessey, and Misch were utterly terrible this year. Replacing Cain with any of them is a massive downgrade, and if Sanchez improves the way young pitchers do next year, then the same will be true for him.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since we're actually responding here,
of the three, Hennessey in his short time did fine as a #5 starter candidate. The other two can have one-way bus tickets.
NO, we're not trading Matt Cain! What's that you say? We are? Armageddon is upon us!
by Buck Henry on Oct 2, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd like to submit
Correia’s ’07 time as #5 starter.
by Viliphied on Oct 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to submit Schmidt's '03 time as a #1 starter
That doesn’t mean he’s likely to repeat it.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that was Viliphied’s point – that just because Correia (and Hennessey) had a good end of the year, that doesn’t mean it will translate into success the next year.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 3, 2008 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh
I guess I read that oppositely. Yes, I said oppositely. It’s a Friday, damnit.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guys like Correia , Hennessey and Misch could be used AS fill in
a modern – now – a – go go WPA project.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Oct 4, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be a joy to watch...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread is blowin’ up.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to go out on a limb right now and say this thread has the potential to be the new Ryan Rohlinger thread.
by Evan on Oct 2, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs more non sequitur
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY GOOD MAN, JUST LOOK AT MY AVATAR.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
None more Steffes.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 2, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs more butt pee.
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 2, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
true story
I was plagued by the mythical butt pee last night. Not as fun as it might sound.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re just doing it wrong.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 3, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe it's the beef's fault?
I need to try the chicken version next time.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m on my mobile typing this. Someone post Admiral Ackbar please.
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?, oh wrong one
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 2, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The prize at the bottom of the box? A TRAP
by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way off-topic
Way off-topic, but I was shocked to see that while Tim Lincecum’s (shocking I would talk about him, isn’t it?) 2.62 FIP was identical to his ERA, Brandon Webb’s 3.28 FIP was nearly a half run HIGHER than his ERA. Even more shockingly, Johan Santana’s 3.51 figure was nearly a fully run higher than his league-leading 2.53 ERA.
I think Johan may well win the Cy, but clearly Tim is the guy who deserves it more. Johan just had better luck.
by sharksrog on Oct 2, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I had been a Santana booster up until I read that stat. Tim all the way.
by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Webb’s ERA this year was 3.30
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 2, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you checked out tRA? It’s much better than just FIP because it includes more stuff. FIP only looks at K’s, HR’s, and BB’s.
Check out Statcorner.co,
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Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAI GUYS
dot co
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 2, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dot com
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 2, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU DELOREAN
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by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MAKING ME LOOK BAD ON THE INTERWIDEWEBS
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK YOU, TOO. YOUR STARTING TO REALLY MAKE ME ANGRY.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
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Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU’RE
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Oct 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GRAMMAR BURN
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 2, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But without him I wouldn't have known where to go!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 2, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This might be your last chance!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 2, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zing!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not cheating if it's queer
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/reads title of fanpost
/dies a little from inner rage
by chilibean_3 on Oct 2, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I buy futures on this thread?
Because I think this shit is goin up!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Trade Matt Cain?
For Prince Fielder? Damn, I wish I had thought of that.
Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.
by marklar on Oct 2, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need more chip discussion
do u guys like sunchps? y/n
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
f'in n
tastes like burning
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 2, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/writes down delorean’s name on ‘Kill List’
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i’d eat my own vomit, then vomit that vomit up and eat the 2x vomit before i’d eat Sun Chips.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 2, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/Underlines delorean’s name on Xanathan’s kill list
Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 2, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what Delorean does best.
Hatin’.
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Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jeez
what a beast. sorry xanathan.
Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.
by BrianBokake on Oct 2, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever since he learned that hater is a real word according to M-W, he’s been hatin’.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 2, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
taste like burning desire for more sun chips?
by chilibean_3 on Oct 2, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very much so. Not so much the original flavor, though.
by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Conceeded Much?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either this is a pun I don’t get or delorean and rotoreuter are about to make fun of you.
by Evan on Oct 2, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As in:
I’ll concede that you’re conceited?
by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what they go great with?
a Matt Cain Trade thread.
by Giant Voodoo on Oct 3, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't get better than these
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
by oldrips on Oct 2, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit yeah
These are second only to the Kettle salt and vinegar chips.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 2, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
um what
You are the first person I’ve ever heard of that likes salt and vinegar chips. Yick.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Salt and vinegar is “da bomb”, as the kids say.
by Natto on Oct 3, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sorry, you must have missed the small tribe created by Founder’s effect. We evolved to enjoy salt and vinegar…together!
I do have to ask if you’ve ever had fish and chips with malt vinegar. That’s basically as salt and vinegar as it gets.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Salt & Vinegar chips for the win!
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by daveinexile on Oct 3, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
um what
You are the second person I’ve ever heard of that likes salt and vinegar chips. Yick.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3rd
you need a tastebud transfusion, stat!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 3, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fourth!
Although I’m third at best.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 3, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not a fan of things bitter
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m a vinegar afficinado. I’ve never run across a vinegar that was bitter. The flavors range in degrees of sourness. Believe me, I understand how the intense flavor of vinegar isn’t for everyone. But thanks for behaving like I’m some kind of backwards idiot for being one of those who actually likes it.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 5, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah Kettle Chips. The perfect snack food… for revenge.
by Natto on Oct 2, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
F’n French onion for the f’n win
Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts
by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 2, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should give a Salt and Vinegar flavor a try.
by rotorueter on Oct 2, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
y
though I have yet to try these fancy, bilingual SunChips
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 2, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taco Works
possibly the greatest tortilla chip ever
Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.
by BrianBokake on Oct 2, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loved those things
though it’s been at least 10 years since I’ve seen them in a store. I didn’t even know they still exist.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 2, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taco Works FTW!
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait....
Try The Garden Salsa Sun Chips !!
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by nvsfg on Oct 2, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yick
It’s all about the Cheeto fingers.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean seriously, you must have posted this as a way of irritating the McCoven. Because nobody could be so stupid as to think that a new “Let’s trade Matt Cain for Prince Fielder!” thread could possibly be called for.
But you went a step beyond. Included in this idiotic idea is the wonderful notion of making a PACKAGE of players to send off for another batter. AND, that package includes one of our only other valuable starters.
This must be a joke, because I can’t imagine anyone being dumb enough to think, “You know what? Let’s trade away two of our best assets, as well as a combination of some of our minor leaguers to get two players in return!” Is that REALLY what anyone thinks a rebuilding team needs to do? This is utterly ridiculous.
Regarding trading Cain and/or Sanchez because Bumgarner and Alderson make them expendable: WAIT UNTIL THEY’RE CLOSER TO THE MAJOR LEAGUES!!! Seriously, don’t be in a rush to trade away our only good pitchers because we have a couple guys in Single A that MIGHT make the majors in 2010!
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Oct 2, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH!
And your dress is ugly and your makeup looks like crap and we don’t like your hair!
Go back to the place you used to live outcast new kid.
I mean for reals who might be underprepared the first time they tried something new. how dare they? How dare he not know our history and come to us with an earnest, if flawed, mock trade proposal in the beginning of the offseason.
seriously, lighten up on the guy.
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 2, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He opened with this:
Hey fellas,
Long-time lurker, first-time thread starter.
If he’s been lurking for a while, he should know better. Now if he said, “Hi, I just discovered this site and I think it’s great so far! Here’s something I’ve been kicking around in my head…” I’d feel more lenient.
But he said he’s a long-time lurker. He should know better.
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Oct 2, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is silly.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Oct 2, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry. Trade Matt Cain for Prince Fielder threads just bring out the worst in me. Apologies to the new guy. But if I have to read one more frickin’ “Let’s trade Matt Cain for this one established major league hitter because we drafted a couple good pitchers last year!” threads, I’m going on a rampage. And by rampage, I mean typing assault on the poster. Tough crap for whomever posts it.
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Oct 2, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, ok. No more Matt Cain for Prince Fielder trade props…how about Prince Fielder for Matt Cain though?
Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.
by BrianBokake on Oct 2, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
new and improved proposal
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 2, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s sort of like the riddle:
If you have 2 coins that add up to 30 cents, and one isn’t a quarter, what coins do you have?
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Oct 2, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Da dum, cha
A quarter and a 3 pence piece!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
30 cents worth
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Oct 3, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he might
just read grant’s main posts and ignores the fanposts.
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 3, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think a lot of people only read Grant and Minor Lines.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Oct 3, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then don’t create a fanpost if you can’t be bothered to read them yourself!
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Oct 3, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about
stop being so selfish and belligerent and show some compassion.
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 3, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, compassion? What the hell happened, did he post this thread because he has cancer? Or did he post the thread because he’s mentally handicapped? What the hell is the compassion for?
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Oct 3, 2008 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
for someone
who’s doing something new.
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 3, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is the lamest thing I think I’ve ever read on this site. And yes, that includes all the “Let’s trade Cain for Fielder posts!” we’ve seen recently.
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
by JRPhillips on Oct 4, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A new proposal...
It surprises me that no one’s thought of this yet.
Let’s only watch on the days that Lincecum pitches! From that point of view, this is a great idea. I mean, how can Cain or Sanchez really help Lincecum, anyway? Plug Fielder and Phillips into the lineup, help him out a bit. The team might win only 50ish games next year, but they’ll win all 32-35 times that we’re watching!
by truebruin on Oct 2, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, Cain could probably bat cleanup
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this might just do it
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by joe t on Oct 2, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he means this...
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
by oldrips on Oct 2, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so after we blow up our rotation...
…who plays 3rd base next year?
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by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 2, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t believe that you’re a longtime lurker or you wouldn’t have posted this fanpost.
I’m also sad I missed the hijinx in this fanpost. :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 2, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I too am sad I missed the hijinks.
My crystal ball says “Matt Cain, long career. Prince Fielder, short career.”
Hows that for scouting?
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Oct 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain: He’ll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Prince Fielder: Saves Dodger children.
Come on now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not sad only because the thing I was watching on TV was TOTALLY fucking worth it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 2, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES IT WAS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 2, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thread Hijack!
What’s your favourite bottled water brand?
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How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Oct 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU SICK BASTARD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS AMERICA DAMMIT!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 2, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PATRIOTIC SPELLING FAIL
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 2, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This almost makes up for the earthquake incident.
by Evan on Oct 3, 2008 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was a loser and I went to class tonight. I missed all the insanity here. I am disappointed.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 2, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone notice the part about
Pedro Sandoval?
Angel Villalona: Not good enough to be called up.
by AngelintheInfield on Oct 3, 2008 8:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tongue halfway planted in cheek
The only problem this team has is scoring runs for Matt Cain. If he would have won as many games as Tim, they’d be in contention. Thus, all the team needs is some run producers for when Matt pitches. Thus, the only logical thing to do is not trade Matt Cain.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 8:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this thread.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Oct 3, 2008 9:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we trade Alex Smith for Fielder?
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 9:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw in Shaun Hill too please, I’m sick of hearing how great he would be.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Oct 3, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A good backup, IMO
but certainly not a starter. And probably not worth the money he got to be a backup.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My new stupid trade thread trolling strategy
I’m going to propose the exact same stupid trade thread scenario that’s posed in the OP, but pretend it’s entirely new and that I came up with it on my own.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 3, 2008 9:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I fully support this tactic. Not that you need my endorsement….
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by marcello on Oct 3, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brilliant!
Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.
by marklar on Oct 3, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your secret username..
naeroled
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"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Oct 3, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better trade idea
Matt Cain for Babe Ruth. He could be the power bat in the heart of the order and take Cain’s spot in the rotation! All problems solved.
/stupid trade posts
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Oct 3, 2008 10:06 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hold out for Zombie Hubbell at least!
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Oct 3, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the way you think, but
I think the scenario should work like this:
Cain to MIL for Fielder
Sanchez to CIN for Phillips.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 3, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This could never work
It needs more Matt Cain
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Oct 3, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
One Matt Cain to MIL
One Matt Cain to CIN
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 3, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Strom Trooper Matt Cain clone factory?
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Oct 3, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strom Trooper?
I guess that’s why you crossed it out.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 3, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strom Thurmond is already dead man
You were supposed to clone him before he died.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 3, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh wait
no we weren’t
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 3, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/ wipes brow
Well at least I did someting right today.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Oct 3, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re jerks. lol
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 3, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah :)
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 3, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer to think of myself as a jork.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 3, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To clarify, it’s like a jerk and a snork.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 3, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correction
A jerk and a snork is a snerk. A Jork is a Jerk and a dork.
Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.
by marklar on Oct 3, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, then I’m a snerk. It’s the only real way to explain this thing coming out of my head.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 3, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we talking about prospect porn again?
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Oct 3, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain is righteous prospect porn.
Ivan Ochoa - Heir to the legacy of Rob Andrews & Rikkert Faneyte!
by daveinexile on Oct 3, 2008 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No..
You can pick porn off the scrapheap going into Spring Training.
No serious, those major leaguers have to be throwing some out.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Oct 3, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would I purchase porn for Matt Cain?
or
Would I buy porn featuring Matt Cain in it?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
How is my adopted son almost twice as old as I am? Nevermind...Go Omar! Warm the Bench!
by WalrusMan on Oct 3, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Porn featuring Matt Cain would be a little weird. You know he’s going to cry at the end because the guy got the girl(s).
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Oct 3, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
thank you
for ending my day on a good laugh despite my horrendous run of posts today.
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on Oct 3, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not just say yes?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Oct 3, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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