Open Playoff Thread, 10/2
I think the Dodgers are a much better team than their 84 wins suggest, and that's exactly the kind of team that can go nuts in the postseason. C'mon, stupid Cubs. Prove me wrong.

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I really dislike the White Sox for some reason and I’m hoping the Rays beat them today.
GO RAYS
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on Oct 2, 2008 10:43 AM PDT 0 recs
some reason = Ozzie Guillen?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on
Oct 2, 2008 10:52 AM PDT
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One of many reasons, I guess. Hawk is also supremely annoying.
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Oct 2, 2008 10:55 AM PDT
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I hope they hire him as GM again!
I found out my dad is a crypto Bitch Sox fan from his youth on the south side.
Shame. I feel shame.
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by oldjacket on
Oct 2, 2008 10:57 AM PDT
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This must be how Luke Skywalker felt…
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Oct 2, 2008 11:02 AM PDT
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Anagram of "crypto bitch Sox fan"
FAT, PSYCHOTIC BRONX
Hmm, methinks the anagrammer has the wrong Sox on…
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on
Oct 2, 2008 11:09 AM PDT
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it seemed so promising
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by oldjacket on
Oct 2, 2008 11:14 AM PDT
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Anagram of "Stuttering John Tamargo"
A Menstruating Jog Troth
your 2008 SF Giants: this isn’t totally insane, just really stupid
by Lyle on
Oct 3, 2008 6:14 AM PDT
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Ozzie
Hawk Harrelson and that other douche in the booth with him
AJ Pierzynski
..that’s enough for me.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 2, 2008 11:02 AM PDT
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A work of art.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 2, 2008 11:09 AM PDT
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Barrett for President!!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Oct 2, 2008 11:12 AM PDT
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I love his experience of punching jerks in the face.
COUNTRY FIRST!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Oct 2, 2008 11:16 AM PDT
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That can also be his foreign policy platform. If you’re a jerk to other countries, you get punched in the face. It’s effective!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 2, 2008 11:18 AM PDT
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He can see Russia from here, then punch it right in the face.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on
Oct 2, 2008 11:18 AM PDT
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I support this!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Oct 2, 2008 11:19 AM PDT
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Clearly a maverick.
Barrett-Thome 2012
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Oct 2, 2008 11:18 AM PDT
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I love how you can do whatever the hell you want and then just call it “being a Maverick”. I didn’t wear pants into the office today…
MAVERICK!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Oct 2, 2008 11:21 AM PDT
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me neither!
/works from home
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by oldjacket on
Oct 2, 2008 11:22 AM PDT
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/oldjacket looks at watch
“Hmm, time for an office meeting with my cat at 3PM”
/talks to cat
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Oct 2, 2008 11:25 AM PDT
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/asks cat three questions
“Who’s your favorite chairman?”
“Who’s the best catcher on the Minnesota Twins?”
“What’s the mandarin word for cat?”
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by oldjacket on
Oct 2, 2008 11:27 AM PDT
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So then maverick=inconsiderate asshole? Oh right, we’re talking about John McCain.
I’m mean today.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 2, 2008 11:24 AM PDT
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Barrett’s got a pretty good looking hook. You’re supposed to get your entire right side of your body into it like that.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on
Oct 2, 2008 11:12 AM PDT
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If Pierzinski had a chin that punch would’ve caused some serious damage
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
by younghutch on
Oct 2, 2008 11:18 AM PDT
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He has a chin
It’s under that fat ass face of his
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on
Oct 2, 2008 11:37 AM PDT
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In the Rooting Guide thread...
I explain in great and eloquent detail why it must be Tampa Bay vs. Milwaukee in the Series.
Also, would some sort of multi-plane midair collision involving the Dodgers, both Sox(s) and the Cubs be too much to ask? Also, I’ll need Shane Victorino to be on board one of those flights.
Thanks.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
by younghutch on Oct 2, 2008 10:50 AM PDT 0 recs
I’d settle for a massive sinkhole to open up at Citizens Bank Park and just swallow Victorino.
If there was a chance for both the Red Sox and the Cubs to be playing in the LA area, we could hope one of the faults down there goes and those old shitty stadiums crumble to the ground, taking all four teams with them.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 2, 2008 11:04 AM PDT
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Thing is, I don’t have anything against the Cubs. It’s just for the greater good that the Angels, Red Sox, and Dodgers are eliminated from human existence. The Cubs are just collateral damage.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 2, 2008 11:12 AM PDT
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You are nothing if not efficient.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on
Oct 2, 2008 11:11 AM PDT
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uh -- focus on the dodgers
seriously — as long as they get crushed, this giants fan will be happy.
by jbirk on
Oct 2, 2008 5:13 PM PDT
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I hate Bon Jovi
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by oldjacket on Oct 2, 2008 11:04 AM PDT 0 recs
So, I guess you could say, you want him dead and not alive?
/howtheyscored joke
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Oct 2, 2008 11:05 AM PDT
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I want to lay my hands on him
His throat, specifically.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on
Oct 2, 2008 11:10 AM PDT
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They certainly have become the sportswhore of once-popular bands.
They’ll play at the opening of a closet.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
by younghutch on
Oct 2, 2008 11:11 AM PDT
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They’ll do anything for a dollar, and let you tape it for two.
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by oldjacket on
Oct 2, 2008 11:13 AM PDT
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garçon
your 2008 SF Giants: this isn’t totally insane, just really stupid
by Lyle on
Oct 3, 2008 6:19 AM PDT
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I was just saying that line from Pulp Fiction
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on
Oct 3, 2008 1:56 PM PDT
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Have they done a Super Bowl halftime show?
That’s probably next.
by rightcenterfielder on
Oct 2, 2008 11:16 AM PDT
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I'm a fan of the older stuff
New stuff is too pop-ish
STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.
by UnleashTheGore on
Oct 2, 2008 12:25 PM PDT
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Encore post. I give and I give...
It beaks down like this.
I hate the Dodgers (duh).
I hate the Cubs. They lost their "loveable loser" image the minute they started shelling out large cash to buy Soriano, Lee, Lilly, etc.; Lous Piniella is a hump. Plus, Ron Cey once played for them..‘Nuff said.
I hate the Sox(s); Bosox just ’cuz and Chisox ’cuz of Pierzpricknochincockgobbler and shameful adoption of Journey song. Guillen is annoying as well.
I hate the Angels; Something about 2002…I forget what exactly. Plus, Scoscia, ex-Dodger.
I don’t hate Philly, just strongly dislike them. The Victorino factor.
Tampa v. Milwaukee in the World Series. Whereupon both teams will fall off the face of the earth, never to be heard from again. It’ll be like 2008 never happened.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
by younghutch on Oct 2, 2008 11:14 AM PDT 0 recs
That must be why we get along so well.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 2, 2008 11:19 AM PDT
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OH MY GOD I hate Scoscia. He is without a doubt the whiniest tit I’ve ever heard in sports. That guy needs a steaming cup of STFU every morning with his cornflakes.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 2, 2008 11:20 AM PDT
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Spending his formative years in Lasodra’s presence will do that to you.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
by younghutch on
Oct 2, 2008 11:23 AM PDT
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Wait…will do that to HIM.
fail.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
by younghutch on
Oct 2, 2008 11:24 AM PDT
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If he did that to ME I’d have to kill myself and everyone around me.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 2, 2008 11:25 AM PDT
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Baron, you have rage.
Stylish rage. A rare gift.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
by younghutch on
Oct 2, 2008 11:26 AM PDT
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Get ready
I’m addicted to rageahol.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 2, 2008 11:28 AM PDT
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That's the first step.
admitting you’re a rageaholic.
Greetings, Marklar! I am Marklar! This is Marklar.
by marklar on
Oct 2, 2008 11:40 AM PDT
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One of the TBS analysts said that you don’t expect a lot of walks from Zambrano.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on Oct 2, 2008 11:17 AM PDT 0 recs
Cal Ripken is very shiny.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on
Oct 2, 2008 11:21 AM PDT
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"Analyst" contains the word "anal."
Coincidence?
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on
Oct 2, 2008 11:21 AM PDT
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we’d anagram it, but the anagrammer is a little constipated right now
by Moggeee on
Oct 2, 2008 11:21 AM PDT
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by oldjacket on
Oct 2, 2008 11:23 AM PDT
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I’ll take The Rapists for $100, Alex.
Err Sean, that’s therapists.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
by younghutch on
Oct 2, 2008 11:25 AM PDT
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Ape Tits!
#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball
by xanthan on
Oct 2, 2008 11:25 AM PDT
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anal bum cover?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 2, 2008 11:26 AM PDT
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The Penis Mightier.
Patron saint of pesky hitters.
by younghutch on
Oct 2, 2008 11:27 AM PDT
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Suck it Trebek.
Suck it loounng, and suck it hauhd.
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on
Oct 2, 2008 11:42 AM PDT
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It’s funny, because it’s bigger than a normal hat.
by satyricrash on
Oct 2, 2008 1:30 PM PDT
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Its not ape tit
its a petite nevermind
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on
Oct 3, 2008 7:11 AM PDT
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