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I love this blog so hard.

Fuck the Dodgers.

by Krukow on Oct 15, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

duck the fodgers!

by bondslegend on Oct 16, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yummy

The tears of unfathomable sadness.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Oct 15, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

WOOOO GOIN TO THE WORLDS ERIES FO SHOOO NO DOUBTTT

Well, the phillies anyway ;)

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Oct 15, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

YES!

My all time favorite south park episode.. Scott Tenerman aka Dodgers must die!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Oct 15, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Delicious

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 15, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

BEAT LA

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 15, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I just learned that my friend bet money on the Dodgers to win. I’m no longer speaking with him.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 15, 2008 10:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

the good news

he lost money.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Oct 15, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

the other good news

we are not a vindictive mob, but he must certainly die.

by Moggeee on Oct 16, 2008 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t agree. He could be a Dodger hater who wants to have a reason not to commit suicide if the Dodgers win. I’m thinking of betting money on John McCain for President. If he loses, I’m so happy I don’t care I lost the money. If he wins, at least I get a payday out of it.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Oct 16, 2008 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

and if he loses, you’re gonna need that money, so don’t bet.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 16, 2008 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Without going so far as to delete the two comments, I’d hope we can just cut this discussion off right here. No need for anybody to take it further.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 16, 2008 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's called a hedge :)

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Oct 16, 2008 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Grant, this may be your best post ever. No offense to the create your own adventure threads, but this is pretty awesome.

The good news: as disappointing as this finish is for Dodger fans, it’s probably enough for the team to keep Secret Agent Ned around. And I think we all know that’s a good thing.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Oct 15, 2008 10:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

so good it hurts

by wcw on Oct 15, 2008 10:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Awesome

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Oct 15, 2008 11:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Sums it up perfectly.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 15, 2008 11:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

i knew it was no coincidence when, as soon as the final out was recorded, i said “mmm dodgers, let me taste your tears!”

bitte, baby.

by ryanmiles on Oct 15, 2008 11:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

AMERICA IS NOW TRULY FREE!

by satyricrash on Oct 15, 2008 11:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I feel like 126 million bucks

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 15, 2008 11:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

i’ve been studying all night but

FUCK YEAH.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 15, 2008 11:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

mmmm it feels so good when he jokes…

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 16, 2008 12:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Wedding Crashers…ftw

Section 314 FTW!

by KingofDucks1987 on Oct 16, 2008 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The doders blog's first comment post loss sums up how much they are total failures at being fans

:[[

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 16, 2008 12:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Is that a direct quote,

or a para-face?

by Moggeee on Oct 16, 2008 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

direct quote

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 16, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My point
is that while we needed to score runs, we needed to score runs with base hits and walks to have base runners on continually.

Well, duh.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 16, 2008 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

almost feel bad.

nahh.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 16, 2008 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They obviously didn’t have Butt Pee on their side.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 16, 2008 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I feel like that’s the same thing the Giants needed to do this year.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 16, 2008 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Truly delicious, glad to see the pic again. It sums up so many feelings.

by timmeh on Oct 16, 2008 12:55 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I’m waiting for the Jeff Kent explosion. Has it happened yet?? I don’t care what condition his knee was in, you know he thought he should be starting over Blake DeShitt. Fourteen days and one second after the World Series ends his agent will be calling the Giants. They should say no, but this is going to happen.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Oct 16, 2008 7:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

1B?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Oct 16, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

he’d want too much money to be a righty platoon first baseman, which would be the only way he could help the Giants. And to make it worse, Bochy would probably play him everyday.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Oct 16, 2008 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dodger fans know what they're in for

Now we just have to worry about the disasters Colletti cooks up this off-season.

As said here.

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 16, 2008 7:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I’m just amazed that McCourt thinks that Colletti is doing a good job, and doesn’t realize that he made the playoffs this year because he continued to spend more money to negate Ned’s bad moves. Does he realize how much money Ned has wasted on Nomar, Juan Pierre, Andruw Jones and Jason Schmidt?? At least Sabean’s bad signings were made to fill holes in a team whose farm system was barren, but spending all that money on outfielders and first basemen when you have Kemp, Ethier, Loney, and some other talented kids who don’t even get to show what they have because you brought in so much veteran crap is ridiculous. All the good moves that were made by this team, like Ethier, Lowe, and the drafting of these good kids were made before Colletti got there. Even the Manny move is going to look bad, because Manny will probably not come back next year. He changed his answer from yes to “we’ll see,” not five seconds after they were eliminated. That move only pays off when your team goes all the way. It didn’t, and Andy LaRoche ain’t coming back. Colletti must be the best brown noser of all time, and guys like DePodesta must have told McCourt to fuck off.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Oct 16, 2008 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ummmm.....

At least Sabean’s bad signings were made to fill holes in a team whose farm system was barren,

How does that explain the Zito contract?

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Oct 16, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, we’ve needed, and still need starting pitching. In retrospect, someone like Lilly would have been a better signing, but I think the FO took a good idea (pay for elite talent) and used a shitty process (no clue how to identify elite talent).

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Oct 16, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Also

Rowand was completely superfluous. We could have easily gone with Nate in RF, Winn in CF, and Lewis in LF, with Robert as the 4th OF. Ort or Rajai would have been the 5th OF.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Oct 16, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Way to go Agent Ned!

Ned is my MVP.

by satyricrash on Oct 16, 2008 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

so if Scott Tenorman is Dodger Fans

Does that mean we chopped up the Dodgers and fed them to the fans? Sweet.

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Oct 16, 2008 8:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Does that mean Shane Victorino is Cartman? Let’s just not piss him off.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 16, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Remember...

Cartman got his ass stomped by Wendy Testerburger.

by positiveuphemism on Oct 16, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I had chili for lunch yesterday.

Mmm, chili.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 16, 2008 9:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Not a big fan of pube chili, Chef

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Oct 16, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Greatest. Morning. Ever.

Dodgers are out of the playoffs and when I came into the office this morning there was an unopened bottle of beer sitting on my desk.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Oct 16, 2008 9:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hmm...

5 beers for breakfast at the office? Is that possibly the greatest combination of all?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Oct 16, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Had to miss the actual game last night as I was at a Council Meeting for work (Native American Tribal Government). I did have ESPN’s scoreboard/ gametrack running on auto refresh on my blackberry during the meeting.

It’s sitting on the desk in front of me and at the last out, I said under my breath, “Yes!!”. Half the room turned around and looked at me like I was an idiot. It was well worth it. You can never celebrate enough the Dodgers losing a big game :-)

My adopted son Matt Downs. Lost in the wilderness of mediocrity.

by nvsfg on Oct 16, 2008 9:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The reminds me of that Slingbox commercial

Speaking of which, they’re making a Slingbox app fro the iFonez

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Oct 16, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That

would almost make me consider getting an iPhone. Since I’m “out of market” for the Giants games, I could go to a Giants game and watch the Comcast feed from home :-)

My adopted son Matt Downs. Lost in the wilderness of mediocrity.

by nvsfg on Oct 16, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have never seen that South Park episode

and therefore I feel left out of your elitist insider coastal circle.

- Joe the Plumber

Disfrute Los Gigantes every day at www.leftymalo.com

by leftymalo on Oct 16, 2008 10:39 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I’m wasted, and it’s not even noon.

- Joe 6-Pack

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 16, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you going to eat that?

- Joe Blanton

by Grant on Oct 16, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

SWISH!

-Joe Dumars

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 16, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ow! My back!

- Joe Crede

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 16, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Show me them titties

-Joe Dirt

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 16, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

“They won’t bother me, I’ll be up in my room, masterbating”

-Joe Montana

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on Oct 16, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

“Heh, suckers”

-Joe Fontenot

by rotorueter on Oct 16, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

“They’re really not that bad for you”

-Joe Camel

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Oct 16, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Win.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Oct 16, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope...

I already ate it!

-Thyler Walker

STEVE HOLM! refuses to be the odd man out.

by UnleashTheGore on Oct 16, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2008/10/16/the-dugout-joe-the-pitcher/

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 16, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

GOLD

BlantonFlaser: hey man, ron paul, the gold standard, ron paul is great, [blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah]

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Oct 16, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I gotta say that this is less exaggeration than imitation.

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 16, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs