Caption un-contest time!

over 3 years ago Natto 26 comments 0 recs |

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

“You can throw at my ribs but not at my rectum!”

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 14, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions

“I can outdouche you any day of the week, even without the blue uni.”

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Oct 14, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Oct 14, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions

“No, really, yours is this big.”

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 14, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

“Hai, I wuz wonderin if you had sum time to talk about Ceiling Cat.”

by Natto on Oct 14, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions

pokes

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Oct 14, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions

BOTH OF US CAN SUCK IT!

by satyricrash on Oct 14, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions

“Okay, I’ve got the eyelash, now make a wish and blow.”

by satyricrash on Oct 14, 2008 2:30 PM PDT reply actions

"Take my hand, Russ..."

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Oct 14, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions

“Usually, I can get my bat this far up there.”

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Oct 14, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

So what do I get if I win?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 14, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Wait..

Is Victorino saying this? Or is Martin?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Oct 14, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m saying it. I want to win the contest.

If one of those guys were saying it, it would be in quotes.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 14, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s an un-contest. Everybody’s a loser.

by Natto on Oct 14, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions

You hear that, WalrusMan? Natto thinks you’re a loser!

That doesn’t explain what I win, though.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 14, 2008 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Victorino: “Don’t move! This is an invisible gun! If you move, I’ll blow your fucking head off!!!”

Pat Burrell in background: “For god’s sake don’t move! He’ll do it! He’s crazy!”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 14, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

PROBLEM

The Dodgers bench is behind.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on Oct 14, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

“I call this move ‘Shaking the Dice’”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 14, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

“Can you pleeeease help me take my batting glove off?”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 14, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

“Wait, how exactly can I help you pick it if you have your mask on?”

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Oct 14, 2008 11:04 PM PDT reply actions

“Come on, man. All you have to do is put your fist up to mine. Then we say the thing. And then I can be form of Thunderhawk and you can be form of whatever jackass thing you want.”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 14, 2008 11:26 PM PDT reply actions