World Series Dilemma Poll

by zenbitz on Oct 14, 2008 12:56 PM PDT

So, the inevitably horrible has happened (unless you own stock in Disney/ESPN) and the Dodgers are playing the Red Sox in the World Series. Do you wish for a stray meteor to strike the stadium and kill the TEAMS (whole 40-man, +coaches, management, etc.) or the FANS at the park.

Or do you split the difference? Does it matter where they are playing?

Bonus question: If you can spare ONE mortal from each team, who would it be?

Poll

Which deserves the meteor?

Hit the Teams!

11 votes

Hit the Fans!

25 votes

I'm ambivalent (like a clam), kill Dodger Team, Red Sox Fans

37 votes

I'm wishy-washy, kill Dodger Fans, Red Sox Team

9 votes

82 votes | Poll has closed

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Can I (like an octopus)

Can I (like an octopus) use my many arms and suckers to vote early and often and for multiple choices?

Because (like a manatee in a ship’s wake) I’m torn…

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Oct 14, 2008 1:06 PM PDT 0 recs

whoo , blew that.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Oct 14, 2008 1:06 PM PDT 0 recs

A stray meteor is fine

But a guided meteor, with Slim Pickens sitting on it, will produce more complete results.

by Moggeee on Oct 14, 2008 1:12 PM PDT 0 recs

I like the Red Sox, mostly, so I hope the meteorite kills only Jeff Kent.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 14, 2008 1:18 PM PDT 0 recs

Hopefully, somehow, the mustache would survive.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Oct 14, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up 0 recs

mustache and cockroaches will be the only survivors. mustache and cockroaches will spawn a new race of cockstaches that will reinhabit the earth.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 14, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up 0 recs

Cockstache

In my mind, I see this as a fad that started in porn and died out in the late 70’s.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Oct 14, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up 0 recs

I'll be the one.

Boporncockstache!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Oct 14, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up 0 recs

excellent

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Oct 14, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up 0 recs

Wait a minute

I’m the only one who is supposed to like the Red Sox.

That being said, I’m not voting in this stupid poll. Are we all supposed to hate both the Red Sox and Dodgers?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 15, 2008 2:03 AM PDT up 0 recs

Yes.

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Oct 15, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up 0 recs

Ideal scenario

Somehow the meteor destroys:
-Red Sox Fans, Curt Shilling and Roger Clemens
-Dodger players, fans, stadium, stadium employees and most other things in blue
-Yankee Stadium

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Oct 14, 2008 1:19 PM PDT 0 recs

Curt Schilling too

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Oct 14, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up 0 recs

We're building your meteor to specs

With the size of those egos and blowhards, it’ll need to be about the size of Saturn.

by Moggeee on Oct 14, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up 0 recs

meh

Can I vote for the independent candidate?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Oct 14, 2008 1:21 PM PDT 0 recs

Sure, throw your vote away!

by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up 0 recs

Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 14, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up 0 recs

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Oct 14, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up 0 recs

http://joanne21921.tripod.com/

(included mostly for the Jack Grimes pic)

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 14, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up 0 recs

lol wut

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Oct 14, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up 0 recs

So he wants the government to take over the economy, but worries about the erosion of our civil liberties? That doesn’t sound like the Fascism I know and love…

by rotorueter on Oct 14, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up 0 recs

A fascist wanting to free the american people? Check the definition. huh?

by timmeh on Oct 14, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up 0 recs

Their rallying cry

U! FU!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Oct 14, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up 0 recs

POLL OPTIONS FAIL

missing a ‘Kill Them All’ option

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 14, 2008 1:25 PM PDT 0 recs

by chilibean_3 on Oct 14, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up 0 recs

BUT...

there’s no dilemma then!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on Oct 14, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up 0 recs

true

but it doesn’t make me want to kill them all less.

Mischievously implosive purple pitching staff.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Oct 14, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up 0 recs

prayers for meteors

we say them now, but come on, there’s regular evil and then there’s Dodger. If this unfortunate matchup happens I’ll cheer the Sox like they’re the freaking Giants, and you should do the same. Having a bunch of arrogant prick fans and a big payroll is nowhere near equivalent to the unholy cesspool of Lasorda and I think we need to remind ourselves of that.

"he walked 18; new league record! Struck out 18, another new league record! He also hit the sportswriter, the PA announcer, the bull mascot twice..."

by i did my job on Oct 14, 2008 1:56 PM PDT 0 recs

I see no reason to waste a perfectly good meteor.

by timmeh on Oct 14, 2008 1:56 PM PDT 0 recs

i like this answer

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.

by theghostofjasonellison on Oct 14, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up 0 recs

I had a friend who said Red Sox fans watch the game and know the game...

So if that’s true, why are the Sox fans acting like Padres fans when the TV cameras are going about the different angles around the batters box? Mugging for the camera at multiple times around home plate and the batters box is reserved for soccer moms and teenagers with cell phones.

Bring on the meteor!

it's always noonan somewhere

by sectionop92 on Oct 14, 2008 2:37 PM PDT 0 recs

I’m just rooting for a four game series. Get it the fuck over and start the offseason so my team can go about starting to improve.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Oct 14, 2008 2:59 PM PDT 0 recs

Which ever leaves the biggest crater in Chavez Ravine

Rafael Rodriguez: More tools than Home Depot.

by BrianBokake on Oct 14, 2008 3:42 PM PDT 0 recs

Bonus Question Answer

Mark Sweeney-former Giant, I’ll forgive it.
Jon Lester-the man didn’t beat lymphoma’s ass only to get a meteor dropped on his head

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 14, 2008 4:07 PM PDT 0 recs

I’m a pacifist and I don’t condone violence. But then again, there are always exceptions. Can I vote multiple times?

Adopted Son: Brad Hennessey. Beloved for a stolen base much like Dave Roberts

by AndYourBirdCanSing on Oct 14, 2008 5:28 PM PDT 0 recs

You raise a good point. If the meteor destroys the Red Sox team the fans will remain to whine about it.

I can’t say who I’d save if the meteor destroyed both teams. The answer would get me put in the stocks, or stoned like the whores of old.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 14, 2008 8:36 PM PDT 0 recs

We bio-engineer a plague that targets the specific musings, thoughts and loyalties of Red Sox, Yankee and Dodger fans. That way we take away the lever from the machine, thereby destroying the machine itself without hurting the cogs that run it.

We might win a Nobel prize or be put on trial for crimes against humanity, but no one would be complaining once those players would be up for free agency/dispersal.

it's always noonan somewhere

by sectionop92 on Oct 14, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up 0 recs

The correct answers!

is – as most of you got – kill the dodger team, that way, the new team will be terrible and the Dodger fans will suffer. Also, the Red Sox team is merely annoying, not abominable like their fans – Sox fans go. Location: Chavez, obv. Fenway is kind of cool.

Bonus question: You have to save Ned Coletti, so he can rebuild! As for Red Sox fan to save (although we voted to save the team), Theo Epstein, because he’s a stat drunk computer nerd.

Thanks for playing everyone!

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on Oct 15, 2008 9:15 AM PDT 0 recs