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Oblique: sell Beckett stocks

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are they required to have a “Web MD update” in every game? The guy they covered doesn’t even play for either team.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Web MD: Joe Torre stubbed his toe today.

/shows 3D image of toe

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good thing it wasn’t anal fissures.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kaz Matsui ;(

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Casey Blake looks like a serial killer.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who cares about Josh Beckett?

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 13, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Casey Blake sucks, don’t get beat by him.

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Casey Blake

Starting at 3rd for the 2009 SF Giants.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 13, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

An all too probable move.

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stop it.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know it will happen.

Veteran? Yup.
Brutal fielder? Yup.
Middling power not likely to survive AT&T? Yup.
Low OBP? Yup.

It’s like he’s already a Giant.

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And BEARDY and SCARY-Y LOOKING

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think I just made a connection:

Gamer=Maverick

NOT AFRAID TO RUFFLE SOME FEATHERS

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2008 8:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

winks

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 13, 2008 8:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HE’S NOT MISS CONGENIALITY

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

drinks

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

speed and defense = hope and change

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe the Denker bus will hit him on it’s way to southern California.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Denker bus can’t do that! Two quality organizations have given up on it already!

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or Mike Lowell (for Randy Winn)

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dodgerblues.com already bumming that Crede will be their 3B

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2008 8:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Howard is awesome at playing first base.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Geez, Ryan. Maybe you should lay off the Subway yum rockets.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“oughta be enshrined in the… mmmmmm… hall of fame”

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 13, 2008 8:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh Howard...

Try some extra fielding practice tomorrow…

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joe Buck: They know how to sing in LA.

Huh?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

Dodger Stadium’s collective groan on that fly ball made me grow even more powerful.

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That BK commercial just fried my mind.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burger King's Steakhouse Swiss

Less than 1/500 the value of an HDTV

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Livan is where now?

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ryan Howard- sparkplug

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on, let Pat get a fastball.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 13, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait, what.

Did we just get the equivalent of a holiday letter about the Torre family?

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it time for Big, Fat Jonathan Broxton?

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HE WOULD MAKE AN UGLY WOMAN

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just wanted to say that I love Wilford Brimley.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You mean The Emperor Smith.

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LIBERTY MUTUAL!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is news to me.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously

Next, you’ll be telling me that F.P. Santangelo was a major league baseball player.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 13, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

actually

the last time they didn’t make it, they canceled the whole post-season.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2002?

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

didn't you hear?

this postseason actually doesn’t count, it’s all just an exhibition

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 13, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he knows how to win (with a lot of very good players)

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit, I forgot that stupid non-travel off-day they inserted betweens Games 4 and 5 of the LCS. That means Torre can run his bullpen into the ground tonight, bring Broxton in for more than one inning, and they don’t have to worry about tomorrow.

Fucking MLB taking all the strategy out of this game.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Oct 13, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why the hell baseball is doing that?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, that's stupid.

and MLB is worried about the World Series lasting until December, gee I wonder why.

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 13, 2008 8:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOUD NOISES!

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pat the Crap

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m glad you were the one to search for “rectum” and not me.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am glad you recognize the sacrifices I am willing to make for this thread.

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2008 8:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rectum face!

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHANE!!!

I HATE YOU A LITTLE LESS NOW!

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 13, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BURRELL!!!!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Oct 13, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry, I meant

VICTORINO!!!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Take that Dodgers assholes!!!

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do we still hate Victorino?

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Oct 13, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because Dodgers fans do,

a big NO

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve always liked that guy!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh man. I don’t know how to feel.

I hate Victorino.

But It’s the Dodgers.

But I hate Victorino.

Gnnnghh. MY EMOTIONS

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow. Conflicted feelings right now.

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m conflicted about the power of this graphic.

by Grant on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you must use it only for good, never for eville

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VictLOLino

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AMBIVALENCE!

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I HATE YOU VICTORINO

YOU ARE AWESOME

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AMBIVALENCE!

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HATE FOR RECTUM FACE…SUBSIDING…

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AAAH WHAT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 13, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did he already get out? wow!

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First pitch...

Somethings I guess never change.

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I will never call him Pricktorino again

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We could hate Victorino after the Dodgers series

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now I get

why Phillies fans must love that guy. classic love him if he’s on your team, hate him if he’s not kinda guy

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Natto FTW for bringing back Carlton Chronicles!

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Mike Schmidt blog should be called “Talking Schmidt”

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If they still had Adam Eaton, it could be called “Eaton Schmidt”.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoa

Matt Stairs is still playing alive???

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alive and AWESOME.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Stairs is one of my favorite baseball players. Seriously.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One-ton human hamster wheel

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMG MATT STAIRS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Stairs??

I didn’t know he was still alive.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

all those wasted opportunities come back to haunt LA

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Oct 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I heard Matt Stairs was still alive.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve heard these rumors as well. is there any truth to them?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STOP PLAYING ROCKY MUSIC ASHOLES

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FOX is only going to play two songs huh?

I Love LA and Rocky?

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I though Matt Stairs had been murdered. I was wrong.

by satyricrash on Oct 13, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ps for those that like the NFL

Cleveland is scraping the NY Giants right now.

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 13, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit. I need Plax to have a huge game for me.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I NEED MORE.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

total trap game for the Giants and they fell right into it.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s a trap?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SURPRISE MATT CAIN TRADE

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

like a game wherein you’re likely to take your opponent lightly and you get run over because you don’t come ready to play, even though you’re a superior team.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is Brandon Jacobs not sucking?

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good enough

I have 50 more points then the next best score this week, then

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go....

Zombie Stairs!

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer

by samlet on Oct 13, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh...

It’s like every time the Phillies come back they have to play Rocky.

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They could at least mix in some “Eye of the Tiger”. Or if they can’t afford that “Theme from Rocky XIII (Rye or the Kaiser)”.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I suppose it’s more upbeat than that Bruce Springsteen song.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 13, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FOX should play somebody from Philadelphia

like Hall & Oates.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Private eyes!

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

too conflicted about Election 2008 those 2

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rectumface

Now holds the record for most RBI by a Phillie in post-season

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This came up in a "rectum face" GIS

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 13, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Stars will punish fuck this baseball. You’ll see.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m smart.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you’re smart.

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was bound to happen.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is the radio broadcast on a 3 minute delay...

Or did your STATS foretell this.

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My LOVE for Matt predicted this.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The mustache is what makes this.

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this goes on facebook

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by oldjacket on Oct 13, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

you’re fast with the MS paint

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 13, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOOKS SHOPPED

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where’s the lei?

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/hears Xanthan’s head explode

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STAIRS!

ALIVE AND MASHING!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I LOVE MATT STAIRS

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PHILLIES BE CLIMBING THOSE STAIRS

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STAIRS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST INNING EVER!!!!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ZOMBIE STAIRS FTW!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm delirious

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHAT THE

MATT STAIRS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work. --Carlos Boozer

by samlet on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

UNLOADED.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If that ball ever comes down, I think it’ll be a homerun

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That ball was hit 700ft.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

McCarver would go after Bonds if he was pinch hitting because Bocock is in the on deck circle and he started

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Oct 13, 2008 8:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BEAT LA

I love LA Victorino and Stairs. Eh

by wilriv21 on Oct 13, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If drinking a case of Labatt counts as roids, then yes.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great thing about Canada is you could drink legally in most of Canada at age 19.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Stairs Fan Club

Line forms right over there -———→

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 13, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know...

Aren’t games automatically over when the opposing team leads by two runs?

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Right now I am thankful for:

1. Natto’s bringing back of Carlton Chronicles
2. Jponry’s DODGERS WS jinx

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Natto seem to bring good luck during the season too

by wilriv21 on Oct 13, 2008 8:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“and that’ll be our Fry’s Defining Moment”

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 13, 2008 8:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dare say he punish fucked that baseball.

Broxton will come back from this in a couple of years. Don’t worry, Dodger fans.

by Grant on Oct 13, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Right. After he moves onto another team. Think Brad Lidge after Pujols.

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can't imagine

there are many of them hanging around here. Unless they’re here to gloat. Which would be like a Dodger fan.

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 13, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your tears are delicious LA.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How does the chili taste?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

coming back during commercial breaks of The daily show…

SUCK IT BROXTON!

SUCK IT DODGERS!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 13, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BURGER KING HOT ZONE

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Giants should sign Matt Stairs.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BUT HE CANT PALY DEFENZE

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2008 8:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s too young.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL GIANTS R OLD

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sabes has already faxed the contract to the Phillies.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Oct 13, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MAKE IT HAPPEN SABES

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

∞

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

8?

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I totally expect to see Stairs drinking a beer and eating waffles when they cut into the dugout.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Stairs!

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 13, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Right now it’s Broxton. Saito is hurt.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Saito’s arm problem flared up, so he can’t pitch

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Worth-less

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GOD PLEASE STOP PLAYING THE ROCKY MUSIC

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ROCKY! STAIRS! PHILLY!

IT’S TOTALLY APPROPRIATE!

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Oct 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/jumps park bench

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK THE ROCKY THEME

PHILADELPHIA IS MORE THAN ROCKY, CHEESESTEAKS, AND THE LIBERTY BELL

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There is this 1970’s song “Sounds of Philadelphia” or something like that

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anagram of "Matt Stairs"

SMART AS TIT

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I read this as ass tart.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Web MD is the worst site ever. Everything is CANCER. Ear hurts? CANCER. Itchy toe? CANCER.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WebMD

for the hypochondriac in you

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But then when you find out it isn’t Cancer, you’re deliriously happy.

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Delirious happiness

is a symptom of toe cancer.

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

reading WebMD gave me cancer.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did u scratch it Lars?

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cuz scratching gives you cancer.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes

I used the missing comma from your post to scratch it.

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear JC Romero

Please don’t fuck this up.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

WJackalope

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

still want Burrell?

to improve the defense, the Phillies put a shortstop in left field.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think we’d put him at 1st if we had him

by rotorueter on Oct 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can he play 3rd?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JC Romero is going to boner things up.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are the Dodgers PA pumping the "Lets go Dodgers" chant?

There is nobody in the stands.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Throw strikes, [Phillies pitcher].

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THROW STRIKES [PHILLIES PITCHER]

by satyricrash on Oct 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THE SHARP AQUOS TACO BELL BURGER KING HOT ZONE

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only a Physics professor would be able to explain it.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DPEEE.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BP IN DA HOUSE

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my ears were burning

and my team, the Browns, were handling their business, so I thought I’d stop over here and see what’s goin down.

How it all began

by Butt Pee on Oct 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s all part of the plan.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joe Castle-ish

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow. 1-pitch double play. Ethier could play for the Giants someday.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where is that Nelson picture of him going HA HA??

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They obviously GIDP on purpose...

so they’d pitch to Manny.

Barry Zito - Mildly half-OK! Sometimes.

by Revolution1 on Oct 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol cap waving

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mysteriously, the Phillies bullpen phone isn’t working.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ I & II

by Natto on Oct 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also, mysteriously, someone released a pack of wild dogs into the Phillies bullpen.

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dead Zone?

if it was the Giants pen – I’d understand

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here comes the Rocky music..

#1 JUDY STEFFES FAN
My favorite pie is (name of pie flavor)
Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Oct 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, I just noticed.

Manny is being ugly.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Oct 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s just Manny being Manny

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know. I realize that now.

I just didn’t realize the full implications before.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Oct 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And the Browns just beat the Giants 35-14

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the New York papers told me the Giants would go 16-0 this season

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Oct 13, 2008