Open NLCS Thread, 10/12

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So did I :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 12, 2008 2:08 PM PDT
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Well, to be fair, the Phillies fans all thought this site was a reference to Rex McCovey (Phillies bullpen catcher, ‘75-’78).
by Grant on
Oct 12, 2008 2:28 PM PDT
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I call BS.
HA it is BS.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 4:51 PM PDT
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this is confusing with Jason on the Bums extended roster
KALAS KHRONICLES
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 2:41 PM PDT 0 recs
Bowa Banterings!
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Oct 12, 2008 2:43 PM PDT 0 recs
Maddox Mumblings!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT
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Daulton Dissertations
Your #1 source for in-depth analysis of Mayan calendars, out-of-body experiences, and talking to lizards.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT 0 recs
Daulton Delusions?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 2:59 PM PDT
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Dykstra Diaries?
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 12, 2008 2:46 PM PDT 0 recs
With all the excellent suggestions, maybe this series should go 7
er….nevermind.
GO PHILS!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 3:13 PM PDT 0 recs
I got nothing
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Oct 12, 2008 3:15 PM PDT 0 recs
Morandini Maxims?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 3:17 PM PDT 0 recs
Estalella Episodes
Works because he played for both teams.
Conversely, Feliz Fables could work.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 3:32 PM PDT 0 recs
Needs more U's
Uber Utley’s Ultimate Utterances
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on
Oct 12, 2008 4:26 PM PDT
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Ugeth Urtain Urbina and Utley's Ubiquitous Utterances
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 12, 2008 4:30 PM PDT
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Wally’s Wonderful Waffle World!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 4:52 PM PDT
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Randy WereWolf Bar Mitzvah
Spooky, Scaaaarey.
Boys becoming men. Men becoming Wolves.
by armzdealr on
Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT
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Kruk's Krazy Kronichles!
And you can it shorten to….um, scratch that one.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT 0 recs
If you want to use that it should be...
Kent’s Krazy Kronicles because he does love that group (probably part of them, too).
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:01 PM PDT
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Pedro's Platitudes!
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT 0 recs
The Feliz Files
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on Oct 12, 2008 4:24 PM PDT 0 recs
Cole's Canards?
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on Oct 12, 2008 4:25 PM PDT 0 recs
Or alternately
The Hamel Histories
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on
Oct 12, 2008 4:28 PM PDT
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Lidge Legends?
It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.
by imovermyhead on Oct 12, 2008 4:35 PM PDT 0 recs
Victorino Vituperation Victim?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on Oct 12, 2008 4:37 PM PDT 0 recs
KICK THEM INTO A QUIVERING BLUE MASS OF DEFLATED BEACHBALLS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 4:46 PM PDT 0 recs
Wow..
There’s a lot of schmditty jokes here.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 4:52 PM PDT 0 recs
Going with guys who played for the Giants and Phillies....
Batiste Blatherings? Hayes Happenings? Ring My David Bell?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 4:57 PM PDT 0 recs
WHY IS FOOTBALL ON MY TELEVISION?
Football blows emaciated desert donkeys.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:01 PM PDT 0 recs
You obviously hate America. And our troops.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT
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He definitely serves on a board with someone who hated our troops in the 60’s.
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 5:05 PM PDT
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I would launch attack ads, but Ayres is a professor at my alma mater, so that probably qualifies me as palling around with terrorists, too. Best not to draw attention.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:06 PM PDT
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Tickets still available
Tickets are still available for tomorrow’s game. You could even get 4 seats together. I guess LA doesn’t care about baseball.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:06 PM PDT 0 recs
I think Grant already blew this game
by going with the different graphic.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:14 PM PDT 0 recs
Carlton weeps.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:50 PM PDT
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(this is actually Johnny Pesky, but it was the best “old man in a baseball uniform on a team that Jamie used to play for” that I could find)
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 5:15 PM PDT
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C'mon
You have to have a picture of Moyer with the St. Louis Browns.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:16 PM PDT
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Tiger Woods
dead to me.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 5:16 PM PDT 0 recs
They showed Tiger wearing a Dodgers t-shirt
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT
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He is a So Cal born and raised
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:19 PM PDT
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Then he should have attended some cheap smog filled Los Angeles university.
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT
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He was on-screen wearing Dodgers gear.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT
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109 pitches
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Oct 12, 2008 5:19 PM PDT
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Tiger Woods eats babies.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:16 PM PDT 0 recs
While having orgies with Larry King.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT
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Stanford grad
He should be ashamed of himself. Typical celeb front runner
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT
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Fixed
Typical celeb dodger fan front runner
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on
Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT
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McCarver and Buck open the broadcast by fellating the Dodgers are talking about how badly the Phillies have sucked. Wonderful.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT 0 recs
Tim McCarver
better at fellating than he is at talking.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT
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I think it would be cool if the networks would hire the teams’ regular season announcers for the home games. I mean, I hate the Dodgers, but if the Dodgers win a postseason series at home, it should be accompanied by Vin Scully yelling his head off.
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT
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IAWTC.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on
Oct 12, 2008 5:21 PM PDT
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The funny thing is
If Vin yelled his head would actually fall off.
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:21 PM PDT
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That used to happen in the 70’s. I remember seeing some old film on ESPN Classic where Monte Moore (A’s announcer) did A’s-Mets.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:22 PM PDT
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It makes me happy that Jeff Kent doesn’t get to participate in the postseason, at least.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:23 PM PDT 0 recs
Apparently, the Latrine is “one of the prettiest venues in all of sports.”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:24 PM PDT 0 recs
25 years ago
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on
Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT
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since when did the Dodgers move to Mays Field in 1958? Man my history is rusty…
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT
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I’ve never been there, but I’ve generally heard positive things.
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT
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What kind of Giants fan are you!?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:28 PM PDT
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First the comment about Vin Scully and now this. My identity as a secret Dodger troll is being outed!
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT
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I agree.
They serve It’s-It’s sandwiches!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:28 PM PDT
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Victorino still sucks.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT 0 recs
I think Karoda is the only Dodgers starter the Giants beat this year.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:27 PM PDT 0 recs
Dodger Starts the Giants beat this season
Loaiza
Kuroda
Maddux (twice)
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:31 PM PDT
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lol
And scratch one of the Maddux starts…
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:33 PM PDT
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Matt Cain mention!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:28 PM PDT 0 recs
AND REPLAY!
awesome!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT
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Matt Cain sucks
If he were better at baseball, he would’ve taken his head off.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.





