Open NLCS Thread, 10/12

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So did I :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, to be fair, the Phillies fans all thought this site was a reference to Rex McCovey (Phillies bullpen catcher, ‘75-’78).
by Grant Brisbee on Oct 12, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I call BS.
HA it is BS.
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this is confusing with Jason on the Bums extended roster
KALAS KHRONICLES
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
Bowa Banterings!
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Oct 12, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
Maddox Mumblings!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Daulton Dissertations
Your #1 source for in-depth analysis of Mayan calendars, out-of-body experiences, and talking to lizards.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
Daulton Delusions?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
With all the excellent suggestions, maybe this series should go 7
er….nevermind.
GO PHILS!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
I got nothing
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Morandini Maxims?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
Estalella Episodes
Works because he played for both teams.
Conversely, Feliz Fables could work.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
Ugeth Urtain Urbina and Utley's Ubiquitous Utterances
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wally’s Wonderful Waffle World!
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Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Kruk's Krazy Kronichles!
And you can it shorten to….um, scratch that one.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
If you want to use that it should be...
Kent’s Krazy Kronicles because he does love that group (probably part of them, too).
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Victorino Vituperation Victim?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
KICK THEM INTO A QUIVERING BLUE MASS OF DEFLATED BEACHBALLS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
Wow..
There’s a lot of schmditty jokes here.
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Going with guys who played for the Giants and Phillies....
Batiste Blatherings? Hayes Happenings? Ring My David Bell?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
WHY IS FOOTBALL ON MY TELEVISION?
Football blows emaciated desert donkeys.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
You obviously hate America. And our troops.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Tickets still available
Tickets are still available for tomorrow’s game. You could even get 4 seats together. I guess LA doesn’t care about baseball.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
I think Grant already blew this game
by going with the different graphic.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
Carlton weeps.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Tiger Woods
dead to me.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
They showed Tiger wearing a Dodgers t-shirt
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Then he should have attended some cheap smog filled Los Angeles university.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He was on-screen wearing Dodgers gear.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
109 pitches
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Tiger Woods eats babies.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Stanford grad
He should be ashamed of himself. Typical celeb front runner
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
McCarver and Buck open the broadcast by fellating the Dodgers are talking about how badly the Phillies have sucked. Wonderful.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Tim McCarver
better at fellating than he is at talking.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
I think it would be cool if the networks would hire the teams’ regular season announcers for the home games. I mean, I hate the Dodgers, but if the Dodgers win a postseason series at home, it should be accompanied by Vin Scully yelling his head off.
The funny thing is
If Vin yelled his head would actually fall off.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, the Latrine is “one of the prettiest venues in all of sports.”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
What kind of Giants fan are you!?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I agree.
They serve It’s-It’s sandwiches!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Karoda is the only Dodgers starter the Giants beat this year.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Dodger Starts the Giants beat this season
Loaiza
Kuroda
Maddux (twice)
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Scratch Loaiza
He came on in relief
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
And scratch one of the Maddux starts…
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain mention!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
AND REPLAY!
awesome!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain sucks
If he were better at baseball, he would’ve taken his head off.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Ew, Mary Hart.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Battle of the Scary Faces
only on Fox!
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Who the hell was that?
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FREE JUAN PIERRE!
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OMG it's Mary Hart's Mom!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Not old enough.
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Zito is obviously a lot better, duh.
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Aw...
Pedro.
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Wow..
Looked like Durham was over there at second.
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this should be a short leash
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
nice throw Burrell!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
If..
It was a real LF probably would have had a play.
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HAY GUYS
MANNY RAMIREZ IS A DODGER AND HE COULD FAE HIS OLD TEAM THE RED SOX IN THE WORLD SERIES.
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Yea..
Looks more and more like he will be a Giant next year now. Post season experience!
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Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Moyer is throwing the game.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
he's hoping to catch the "early-bird" before 7 at Perkin's Diner
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Buck..
The manager of a team does not cut a player. Jamie Moyer was not cut by Joe Torre.
Got it? Do you want a lesson on baseball?
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Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
he needs lessons
on not being a total douchenozzle
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
I actually wished death upon Buck once. Some people thought I overreacted. I beg to differ.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
That should NOT have been a hits batsman
He made no attempt to move out of the way
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Exactly..
What I was thinking.
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Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
I don’t remember that rule ever being enforced.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Considering his last season came 7 years before I was born, I probably wouldn’t remember the rule being enforced against him.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
um
ever hear of DODGing the ball, DODGERS?
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
Mr. Hamm to you, bud
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
is jon miller calling this game on the radio
or is it someone sucky?
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
Dan Schulman, I think, along with Orel Hershiser.
by non sequitur on Oct 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve come to like Schulman. Hershiser may be evil but I think he’s a pretty good analyst.
by non sequitur on Oct 12, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I never warmed up to Hershiser the year he was a Giant.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
No..
Never.
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He did get a good line in when he first signed – something like, “I’m Orel Hershiser, and I’m a recovering Dodger. I spent three years in rehab in Cleveland, and I feel much better now.”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
TAKE THAT YOU BACKWARDS-NAMED MOTHERFUCKER
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
STFD Mr. Hamm
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
Dodgers may win this but
At least the Dallas Cowboys lost.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
+1
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW
Intriguing graphic there Fox..you mean the #9 hitter isn’t doing very well at the plate?
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#9...you know...."that one"
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
SIDDOWN MEAT.
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...siddown moyer.
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I don't like Blake DeWitt
He hits bases clearing doubles for the Dodgers.
by DividedByZero on Oct 12, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
well, this one's over
oh wait, not the Giants offense playing
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
I mistook him for Grover Cleveland in conversation yesterday. No, really, I did.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
You had better conversations than I did
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I was trying to remember if Dwight Eisenhower was the only US President ever to have a last name longer than three syllables. God, I’m weird.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
RALLY PHILADELPHIA IN TURKEY

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Dessert : Hash
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Grover! Though I was more of an Electric Company guy in my youth.
by non sequitur on Oct 12, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY CHESSESTEAK WITH WHIZ!
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Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
Only in low clutch situations..
So maybe this is an opportunity.
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Just tuned in . . .
. . . And yup, I still hate the Dodgers.
Why in the hell is the score 5 to zip in the second inning? Gah!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Lamie Mlolyer.
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Did someone say Jager?
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Spotted Cow?
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Pedro Feliz has improved..
He layed off that pitch int he dirt.
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Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Man the hell with this game
I think it’s time to get on the stationary bike.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
You know..
You’re just propagating the idea to the aliens that we’re crazy. Why else would we pedal a bike in the same spot.
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Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
To reduce the size of my ass, which will need its own congressman if I don’t start losing some weight.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So then there's upside!
You get at least a bit of representation in congress!
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Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
I like Pedro Feliz
He drives in runs against the Los Angeles Dodgers.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Time to get Moyer out of there?
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Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Double switch?
Bruce Bochy isn’t managing the Phillies.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Don’t worry, we just spent 700 billion dollars. Everything’s fine.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Only elitists ride the bus.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I remember gas for 75 cnts a gallon.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
$1.75
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Phucking Fillies

Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
Why the shit is McCarver on a throne?
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QUEEN
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
We are the champions – my friends
And we’ll keep on fighting – till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
’Cause we are the champions – of the world –
Random True Fact
Freddie Mercury was a Zoroastrian.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
We can lend him Matt Cain
on the grounds that the Brewers let Prince Fielder sit and watch the game with Scott Rowand the the Enchanter.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
At least there is no Frank TV commercials tonight
but hearing Joe Buck might be worse.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
No way the Padres trade him
Sure fire HOF!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
JOE BUCK IS A TERRORIST!
he’s encouraging them to throw at the Phils!
BASTARD
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
Joe Buck wants payback more than the Dodgers.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I humbly volunteer to urinate on his shoes.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
followed by a Billy Sadler fist pump
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Terrorist!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I STAY IN MY SEAT FOR GOD BLESS AMERICA
OUT OF RESPECT FOR YANKEE STADIUM!
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Russell Martin is almost as imbalaced as McCarver
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
Like that’s the dipshit that should be lessoning others on the unspoken rules.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
+24
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooo!
catfight!!!
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Throw them all out!
Starting with that troublemaker Jeff Kent!
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions
fuck that, just hit kent in the face.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Bowa doesn't sleep - he seethes.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Utley doesn’t look like he ranges very well to his left
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
STFD "Blake"
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Time
of more than 1 run, please
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
Hey look, it's Frank Caliendo again.
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IT'S FRANK!!!!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
If I was hitting .248 and getting shafted by the shift
I just might try going the other way….
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
Always...
ALWAYS wanted Bonds to occasionally bunt down the 3B line. Sure, he wouldn’t hit a home run, but it would keep the defenses honest and give him more hits in the end since they couldn’t wishbone him.
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Bonds was never stuck at .248
but I totally agree…
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
True.
But for an extreme defense either way I’d always do that.
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Joe Blanton for game 4??
Looks like LA will tie the series up. Blanton was the Oakland A’s version of Barry Zito before he went to Philly.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Moyer could come out of the pen
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohhhh..
So that’s who Henry Winkler actually was..
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Is Tiger's hat velvet?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW
If you have Phillip Rivers on your fantasy team, you’re doing pretty good right now. 2 TD passes in the first half.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Oh! A Cardinals backstory
what a surprise!!
BUCK = HACK
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Forget the game
FOX should just show their “Animation Sensation” I’d rather watch Simpsons and Family Guy over the Dodgers any night.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Agree.
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Buck & McCarver are insufferable
mutes television
has Joe Buck ever been beaned? thrown at?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
Has he even played sports at any level?
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Varsity Jock-Sniffer
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Buck must have pictures of someone at FOX to get the gig as top announcer for baseball AND football. He does the World Series and the Super Bowl.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
He's a good announcer.
For the GP who watch only the saturday games and the playoffs, he is good. I don’t find his voice bad, but he is just an idiot when it comes to real baseball.
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reluctantly agree
he (unfortunately) has become the familiar voice to millions of casual sports fans
do hardcore football aficionados hate him as much as “we” do??
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think so.
Football fans like that kind of stupidity.
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Thanks!
I’m keeping score and almost missed that.
(credits Chavez Latrine with douchebaggery in the 5th inning)
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
From the Desk of Tim McCarver
“LA fans hope its a tidal wave.”
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?
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Kind of surprised..
Either so far I’ve missed it or the fans have been better, but I haven’t seen any beach balls.
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KILL THE WAVE!
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obviously they hate any team that dare wear Red
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t forgiven Buck for his biased pro-Cardinals slant during the 2002 NLCS.
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That made winning that series all the better
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
BENITO SANTIAGO!
Buck & Tim have nightmares
if I ever see those guys that’s all I’d say
“BENITO SANTIAGO!”
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Show of Hands
Who’s up for drilling Kemp for attempting a steal with a 6-run lead?
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
They're thinking those extra runs can be applied posthumously to past games.
I just woke up…to this?
Rally Stat!
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by victor frankenstein on Oct 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
what's this guy's name again??
dodger pitcher is owning right now . . .
is it ok to appreciate good pitching when it’s a dodger? I’m so confused.
it is not.
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Kuroda
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
the Giants made him look good once similar to this, if memory serves
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey look who it is!
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Yes, Ryan.
The Blackberry sponsored “Pie of the Game.”
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oh i get it
it’s a pun
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They just showed cars LEAVING?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Come on honey..
We have to beat the traffic.
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I remember that in 1988.
Cars were seen leaving moments before Kirk Gibson hit the homer to beat Oakland..
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RALLY CARLTON!

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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

RALLY VON HAYES
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Go Phillies!
BEAT LA
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"STAT" , I said...
…and voila!
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by victor frankenstein on Oct 12, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
COME ON PEDRO
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
see, what happens when you take pitches is, sometimes they’re strikes.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Todd Linden..
1st pitch: flail at outside slider.
2nd pitch: flail at outside slider.
3rd pitch: watch fastball go right down the middle.
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Look at the eye on PEDRO!
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Wow...
Uh..where was that one? I guess it was a little low and missed the target.
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CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
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Ryan Howard is getting a workout
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Is it me?
Or are Buck-McCarver rooting for the Dodgers?
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Not surprising.
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they are confirmed Satanists
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
They are probably rooting for a long series more than anything
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
let’s go Lou Reed.
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Played Letterman a few nights ago.
Meh.
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PHILLY FAILIES
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Wow..
I thought base hit off the bat. Furcal must have been playing WAY over to the mdidle of the infield.
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the Bums seem to always be well positioned
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh..
It took you to say win before I got that.
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::unamerican::
I’m listening to Mountain instead.
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Getting his MVP trophy.
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dancing with Jose Lima
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
OW
raise that high D singer girl!
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mini-stepford
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOD KILL ME
The HP Touchsmart song…it plays over, and over, and over, and over at my work. It gets annoying after about half a listen.
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Damn Pedro
So he’s redefined his personal suck , huh? Now he watches strikes rather than hacks.
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by victor frankenstein on Oct 12, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
I wouldn't call that a liner...
But he started bt watching a couple of fatties.
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by victor frankenstein on Oct 12, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He prefers his cream of wheat cold.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG!
Talk of Manny Ramirez and Boston!
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at least they aren’t talking about brett favre
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or Bob Gibson
oh…wait
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It's fun to listen to the people here..
When Favre was traded everyone loved it because the team would be better. Now everyone is complaining because the team would be better with him. Just because they want to complain.
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Who?
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Judging by their reactions, every ball hit in the air is a home run.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Good..
He wasn’t thrown out of the game. Breaking ball is not going to be a bean pitch.
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You know..
We need a reply fail which is trying to point out a reply fail.
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What was that?
“Look, this is a knee. Nomar Garciaparra had a knee injury this year.”
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when Jeff Kent is injured
that ass is RED
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Joke fail.
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Why the fuck are the Dodgers running up 5 in the 7th inning?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
cause they know the Phillies can’t throw at them without an ejection/suspension
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
so the Phillies can justify hitting Russell Martin again in his next AB
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Really Dodgers?
Stealing when you were up by 6, up by 5?
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So...
Apparently Russell Martin was the Dodgers first steal attempt this post season.
…Then what game was i watching when Kemp got thrown out trying to steal 2nd?
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we’re sorry, the announcers were watching football
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Dodgers and Red Sox face in the World Series
Does Manny Ramirez get the winning and losing share?
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If the Dodgers and Red Sox face in the World Series
Does a baby cry?
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probably not. but on the bright side, nazis riding dinosaurs will emerge from the core of the earth and start killing humans using babies as projectile weapons.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
I thought this was the Denker protest??
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by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Inside pitch!
BOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No.
Bad.
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According to SI
Boras and the Dodgers actually negotiated the length of Manny’s dreads.
The Dodgers wanted 10" off , but settled for five.
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by victor frankenstein on Oct 12, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
I'd like to see someone hit Scott Boras in the head
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New Thread.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/10/12/633759/beat-la-gameday-thread
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Seriously..
Not a RushRoll. Already accomplished that earlier.
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And yea..
We’re over 500 posts, usually that’s the general cutoff, and we have an inning to go.
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