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Open NLCS Thread, 10/12

Welcome to your temporary home for all things Phillie-related. Carlton Chronicles had a ring, but I think I'll stick with Schmidt Schtories. Other possibilities: Ashburn Articles, Luzinski LULZ, and Bunning's Bazaar of Batty Bumblings.

 

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Current Series

Phillies lead the series 2-0

Thu 10/09 WP: Cole Hamels (2 - 0)
SV: Brad Lidge
LP: Derek Lowe (1 - 1)
3 - 2 win
Fri 10/10 WP: Brett Myers (2 - 0)
SV: Brad Lidge
LP: Chad Billingsley (1 - 1)
8 - 5 win

Philadelphia Phillies
@ Los Angeles Dodgers

Sunday, Oct 12, 2008, 5:22 PM PDT
Dodger Stadium

Jamie Moyer vs Hiroki Kuroda

Clear. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 75.

 

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I thought first of Jason. Is that a problem?

by Evan on Oct 12, 2008 2:06 PM PDT   0 recs

So did I :(

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 2:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Me 3

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Oct 12, 2008 2:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well, to be fair, the Phillies fans all thought this site was a reference to Rex McCovey (Phillies bullpen catcher, ‘75-’78).

by Grant on Oct 12, 2008 2:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I call BS.

HA it is BS.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.

by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 4:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Bowa Banterings!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Oct 12, 2008 2:43 PM PDT   0 recs

Maddox Mumblings!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Daulton Dissertations

Your #1 source for in-depth analysis of Mayan calendars, out-of-body experiences, and talking to lizards.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT   0 recs

Daulton Delusions?

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 2:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Dykstra Diaries?

Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey

by stealth snail on Oct 12, 2008 2:46 PM PDT   0 recs

With all the excellent suggestions, maybe this series should go 7

er….nevermind.

GO PHILS!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 3:13 PM PDT   0 recs

I got nothing

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Oct 12, 2008 3:15 PM PDT   0 recs

Morandini Maxims?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 3:17 PM PDT   0 recs

Estalella Episodes

Works because he played for both teams.

Conversely, Feliz Fables could work.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 3:32 PM PDT   0 recs

Needs more U's

Uber Utley’s Ultimate Utterances

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Oct 12, 2008 4:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ugeth Urtain Urbina and Utley's Ubiquitous Utterances

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 4:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Wally’s Wonderful Waffle World!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.

by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 4:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Randy WereWolf Bar Mitzvah

Spooky, Scaaaarey.

Boys becoming men. Men becoming Wolves.

by armzdealr on Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Kruk's Krazy Kronichles!

And you can it shorten to….um, scratch that one.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Oct 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT   0 recs

If you want to use that it should be...

Kent’s Krazy Kronicles because he does love that group (probably part of them, too).

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Pedro's Platitudes!

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Oct 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT   0 recs

The Feliz Files

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Oct 12, 2008 4:24 PM PDT   0 recs

Cole's Canards?

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Oct 12, 2008 4:25 PM PDT   0 recs

Or alternately

The Hamel Histories

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Oct 12, 2008 4:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Lidge Legends?

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Oct 12, 2008 4:35 PM PDT   0 recs

Victorino Vituperation Victim?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Oct 12, 2008 4:37 PM PDT   0 recs

a.k.a. “The Rectum Face Files”

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 4:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

KICK THEM INTO A QUIVERING BLUE MASS OF DEFLATED BEACHBALLS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 4:46 PM PDT   0 recs

Wow..

There’s a lot of schmditty jokes here.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.

by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 4:52 PM PDT   0 recs

Going with guys who played for the Giants and Phillies....

Batiste Blatherings? Hayes Happenings? Ring My David Bell?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 4:57 PM PDT   0 recs

Eyre Mail

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 4:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

WHY IS FOOTBALL ON MY TELEVISION?

Football blows emaciated desert donkeys.

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:01 PM PDT   0 recs

You obviously hate America. And our troops.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He definitely serves on a board with someone who hated our troops in the 60’s.

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I would launch attack ads, but Ayres is a professor at my alma mater, so that probably qualifies me as palling around with terrorists, too. Best not to draw attention.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Tickets still available

Tickets are still available for tomorrow’s game. You could even get 4 seats together. I guess LA doesn’t care about baseball.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:06 PM PDT   0 recs

GO

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:08 PM PDT   0 recs

Jeannie in red leather.

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:10 PM PDT   0 recs

I think Grant already blew this game

by going with the different graphic.

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:14 PM PDT   0 recs

I had that thought too…

by Merope on Oct 12, 2008 5:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Carlton weeps.

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

(this is actually Johnny Pesky, but it was the best “old man in a baseball uniform on a team that Jamie used to play for” that I could find)

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

C'mon

You have to have a picture of Moyer with the St. Louis Browns.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:16 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Tiger Woods

dead to me.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 5:16 PM PDT   0 recs

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s this about?

by non sequitur on Oct 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

They showed Tiger wearing a Dodgers t-shirt

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He is a So Cal born and raised

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Then he should have attended some cheap smog filled Los Angeles university.

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He was on-screen wearing Dodgers gear.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

109 pitches

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 5:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Tiger Woods eats babies.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:16 PM PDT   0 recs

While having orgies with Larry King.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Stanford grad

He should be ashamed of himself. Typical celeb front runner

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Fixed

Typical celeb dodger fan front runner

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

McCarver and Buck open the broadcast by fellating the Dodgers are talking about how badly the Phillies have sucked. Wonderful.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT   0 recs

Tim McCarver

better at fellating than he is at talking.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I think it would be cool if the networks would hire the teams’ regular season announcers for the home games. I mean, I hate the Dodgers, but if the Dodgers win a postseason series at home, it should be accompanied by Vin Scully yelling his head off.

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

IAWTC.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 5:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The funny thing is

If Vin yelled his head would actually fall off.

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That used to happen in the 70’s. I remember seeing some old film on ESPN Classic where Monte Moore (A’s announcer) did A’s-Mets.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It makes me happy that Jeff Kent doesn’t get to participate in the postseason, at least.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:23 PM PDT   0 recs

Apparently, the Latrine is “one of the prettiest venues in all of sports.”

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:24 PM PDT   0 recs

25 years ago

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

since when did the Dodgers move to Mays Field in 1958? Man my history is rusty…

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’ve never been there, but I’ve generally heard positive things.

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

What kind of Giants fan are you!?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

First the comment about Vin Scully and now this. My identity as a secret Dodger troll is being outed!

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I agree.

They serve It’s-It’s sandwiches!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Victorino still sucks.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT   0 recs

I think Karoda is the only Dodgers starter the Giants beat this year.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:27 PM PDT   0 recs

lol

And scratch one of the Maddux starts…

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Chase “Pug” Utley

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:27 PM PDT   0 recs

Matt Cain mention!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:28 PM PDT   0 recs

AND REPLAY!

awesome!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Matt Cain sucks

If he were better at baseball, he would’ve taken his head off.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.