Open NLCS Thread, 10/12

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I thought first of Jason. Is that a problem?
by Evan on
Oct 12, 2008 2:06 PM PDT
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So did I :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 12, 2008 2:08 PM PDT
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Me 3
Insanity is just a state of mind.
by giants9107 on
Oct 12, 2008 2:18 PM PDT
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Well, to be fair, the Phillies fans all thought this site was a reference to Rex McCovey (Phillies bullpen catcher, ‘75-’78).
by Grant on
Oct 12, 2008 2:28 PM PDT
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I call BS.
HA it is BS.
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Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 4:51 PM PDT
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this is confusing with Jason on the Bums extended roster
KALAS KHRONICLES
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 2:41 PM PDT
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Bowa Banterings!
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on
Oct 12, 2008 2:43 PM PDT
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Maddox Mumblings!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT
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Daulton Dissertations
Your #1 source for in-depth analysis of Mayan calendars, out-of-body experiences, and talking to lizards.
by rightcenterfielder on
Oct 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT
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Daulton Delusions?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 2:59 PM PDT
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Dykstra Diaries?
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on
Oct 12, 2008 2:46 PM PDT
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With all the excellent suggestions, maybe this series should go 7
er….nevermind.
GO PHILS!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 3:13 PM PDT
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I got nothing
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on
Oct 12, 2008 3:15 PM PDT
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Morandini Maxims?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 12, 2008 3:17 PM PDT
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Estalella Episodes
Works because he played for both teams.
Conversely, Feliz Fables could work.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 12, 2008 3:32 PM PDT
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Needs more U's
Uber Utley’s Ultimate Utterances
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on
Oct 12, 2008 4:26 PM PDT
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Ugeth Urtain Urbina and Utley's Ubiquitous Utterances
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 12, 2008 4:30 PM PDT
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Wally’s Wonderful Waffle World!
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Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 4:52 PM PDT
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Randy WereWolf Bar Mitzvah
Spooky, Scaaaarey.
Boys becoming men. Men becoming Wolves.
by armzdealr on
Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT
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Kruk's Krazy Kronichles!
And you can it shorten to….um, scratch that one.
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on
Oct 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT
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If you want to use that it should be...
Kent’s Krazy Kronicles because he does love that group (probably part of them, too).
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:01 PM PDT
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Pedro's Platitudes!
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on
Oct 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT
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The Feliz Files
They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long
by bgunn on
Oct 12, 2008 4:24 PM PDT
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Cole's Canards?
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on
Oct 12, 2008 4:25 PM PDT
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Or alternately
The Hamel Histories
Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.
by thehavenot on
Oct 12, 2008 4:28 PM PDT
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Lidge Legends?
It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.
by imovermyhead on
Oct 12, 2008 4:35 PM PDT
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Victorino Vituperation Victim?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.
by groug on
Oct 12, 2008 4:37 PM PDT
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a.k.a. “The Rectum Face Files”
by rightcenterfielder on
Oct 12, 2008 4:47 PM PDT
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KICK THEM INTO A QUIVERING BLUE MASS OF DEFLATED BEACHBALLS!
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 4:46 PM PDT
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Wow..
There’s a lot of schmditty jokes here.
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by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 4:52 PM PDT
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Going with guys who played for the Giants and Phillies....
Batiste Blatherings? Hayes Happenings? Ring My David Bell?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 4:57 PM PDT
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WHY IS FOOTBALL ON MY TELEVISION?
Football blows emaciated desert donkeys.
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:01 PM PDT
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You obviously hate America. And our troops.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT
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He definitely serves on a board with someone who hated our troops in the 60’s.
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 5:05 PM PDT
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I would launch attack ads, but Ayres is a professor at my alma mater, so that probably qualifies me as palling around with terrorists, too. Best not to draw attention.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:06 PM PDT
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Tickets still available
Tickets are still available for tomorrow’s game. You could even get 4 seats together. I guess LA doesn’t care about baseball.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:06 PM PDT
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GO
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:08 PM PDT
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I think Grant already blew this game
by going with the different graphic.
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:14 PM PDT
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Carlton weeps.
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:50 PM PDT
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(this is actually Johnny Pesky, but it was the best “old man in a baseball uniform on a team that Jamie used to play for” that I could find)
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 5:15 PM PDT
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Tiger Woods
dead to me.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Oct 12, 2008 5:16 PM PDT
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Ok, I’ll bite. What’s this about?
by non sequitur on
Oct 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT
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They showed Tiger wearing a Dodgers t-shirt
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT
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He is a So Cal born and raised
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:19 PM PDT
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Then he should have attended some cheap smog filled Los Angeles university.
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT
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He was on-screen wearing Dodgers gear.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT
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109 pitches
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Oct 12, 2008 5:19 PM PDT
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Tiger Woods eats babies.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:16 PM PDT
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While having orgies with Larry King.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT
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Stanford grad
He should be ashamed of himself. Typical celeb front runner
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT
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McCarver and Buck open the broadcast by fellating the Dodgers are talking about how badly the Phillies have sucked. Wonderful.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT
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Tim McCarver
better at fellating than he is at talking.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT
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I think it would be cool if the networks would hire the teams’ regular season announcers for the home games. I mean, I hate the Dodgers, but if the Dodgers win a postseason series at home, it should be accompanied by Vin Scully yelling his head off.
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT
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IAWTC.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on
Oct 12, 2008 5:21 PM PDT
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The funny thing is
If Vin yelled his head would actually fall off.
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:21 PM PDT
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That used to happen in the 70’s. I remember seeing some old film on ESPN Classic where Monte Moore (A’s announcer) did A’s-Mets.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:22 PM PDT
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It makes me happy that Jeff Kent doesn’t get to participate in the postseason, at least.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:23 PM PDT
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Apparently, the Latrine is “one of the prettiest venues in all of sports.”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:24 PM PDT
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25 years ago
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on
Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT
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since when did the Dodgers move to Mays Field in 1958? Man my history is rusty…
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT
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I’ve never been there, but I’ve generally heard positive things.
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT
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What kind of Giants fan are you!?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:28 PM PDT
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First the comment about Vin Scully and now this. My identity as a secret Dodger troll is being outed!
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT
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I agree.
They serve It’s-It’s sandwiches!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:28 PM PDT
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Victorino still sucks.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT
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I think Karoda is the only Dodgers starter the Giants beat this year.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:27 PM PDT
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Dodger Starts the Giants beat this season
Loaiza
Kuroda
Maddux (twice)
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:31 PM PDT
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Scratch Loaiza
He came on in relief
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 5:32 PM PDT
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lol
And scratch one of the Maddux starts…
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Oct 12, 2008 5:33 PM PDT
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Matt Cain mention!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:28 PM PDT
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AND REPLAY!
awesome!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT
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Matt Cain sucks
If he were better at baseball, he would’ve taken his head off.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT
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Can we just watch that replay for the next 3 hours?
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on
Oct 12, 2008 5:30 PM PDT
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Juan Marichal and his Might Bat Of Retribution would be nice, too.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:30 PM PDT
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PUT IT IN THE BLEACHERS, MR. HOWARD.
by non sequitur on
Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT
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CALLING DR HOWARD DR FINE DR HOWARD
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 5:30 PM PDT
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Manny Ramirez like to pal around with terrorists wife beaters.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT
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Yes, the Dodgers should have retaliated for their idiot player ducking into a pitch.
by chilibean_3 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:30 PM PDT
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Ew, Mary Hart.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:33 PM PDT
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Battle of the Scary Faces
only on Fox!
by rightcenterfielder on
Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT
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All these alliterations, now McCarver with his beavy of breaking balls
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Oct 12, 2008 5:33 PM PDT
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Who the hell was that?
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Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT
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Wikipedia tells me shes some sort of Entertainment Tonight tv personality
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Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT
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FREE JUAN PIERRE!
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Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT
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OMG it's Mary Hart's Mom!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
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Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT
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Nomar batting fifth, really?
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on
Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT
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Not old enough.
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Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT
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Zito is obviously a lot better, duh.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
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Oct 12, 2008 5:35 PM PDT
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Considering how Moyer’s getting hit right now, maybe this shouldn’t have been a joke.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
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Oct 12, 2008 5:37 PM PDT
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Aw...
Pedro.
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Oct 12, 2008 5:35 PM PDT
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Horrible

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
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Oct 12, 2008 5:35 PM PDT
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Wow..
Looked like Durham was over there at second.
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god damnit moyer
get somebody out!
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
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Oct 12, 2008 5:35 PM PDT
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this should be a short leash
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:36 PM PDT
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Okay, this is the suck.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:36 PM PDT
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nice throw Burrell!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
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Oct 12, 2008 5:36 PM PDT
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this is not a good start
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Oct 12, 2008 5:36 PM PDT
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If..
It was a real LF probably would have had a play.
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Oct 12, 2008 5:37 PM PDT
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by my statement I mean throwing thru the cutoff man so runners do not advance
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Oct 12, 2008 5:38 PM PDT
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HAY GUYS
MANNY RAMIREZ IS A DODGER AND HE COULD FAE HIS OLD TEAM THE RED SOX IN THE WORLD SERIES.
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fox executives are drooling
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
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Oct 12, 2008 5:38 PM PDT
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AND TORRE WOULD BE MANAGER AGAINST SOKS AGAIN
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Oct 12, 2008 5:38 PM PDT
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Yea..
Looks more and more like he will be a Giant next year now. Post season experience!
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I guess I could turn to football soon
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
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Oct 12, 2008 5:37 PM PDT
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Moyer is throwing the game.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
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Oct 12, 2008 5:38 PM PDT
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he's hoping to catch the "early-bird" before 7 at Perkin's Diner
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT
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Oh my fuck.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
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Oct 12, 2008 5:39 PM PDT
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Joe Buck..
The manager of a team does not cut a player. Jamie Moyer was not cut by Joe Torre.
Got it? Do you want a lesson on baseball?
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He doesn’t like baseball, so no, he probably doesn’t want a lesson on it.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
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Oct 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT
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he needs lessons
on not being a total douchenozzle
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
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Oct 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT
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I actually wished death upon Buck once. Some people thought I overreacted. I beg to differ.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
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Oct 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT
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friend's blog
more where that came from
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
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Oct 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT
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That should NOT have been a hits batsman
He made no attempt to move out of the way
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
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Oct 12, 2008 5:39 PM PDT
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Exactly..
What I was thinking.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 5:39 PM PDT
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I don’t remember that rule ever being enforced.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT
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Considering his last season came 7 years before I was born, I probably wouldn’t remember the rule being enforced against him.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT
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at Dodger Stadium during Don Drysdale’s scoreless streak
by wilriv21 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:44 PM PDT
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um
ever hear of DODGing the ball, DODGERS?
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on
Oct 12, 2008 5:39 PM PDT
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Mr. Hamm to you, bud
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT
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is jon miller calling this game on the radio
or is it someone sucky?
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on
Oct 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT
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Miller is doing ALCS
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT
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Dan Schulman, I think, along with Orel Hershiser.
by non sequitur on
Oct 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT
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meh
better than buck/mccarver
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on
Oct 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT
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So is the announce crew of Marge Schott and a soiled diaper.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:44 PM PDT
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I’ve come to like Schulman. Hershiser may be evil but I think he’s a pretty good analyst.
by non sequitur on
Oct 12, 2008 5:45 PM PDT
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I never warmed up to Hershiser the year he was a Giant.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:45 PM PDT
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No..
Never.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 5:46 PM PDT
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He did get a good line in when he first signed – something like, “I’m Orel Hershiser, and I’m a recovering Dodger. I spent three years in rehab in Cleveland, and I feel much better now.”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:46 PM PDT
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TAKE THAT YOU BACKWARDS-NAMED MOTHERFUCKER
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:42 PM PDT
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STFD Mr. Hamm
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:42 PM PDT
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Dodgers may win this but
At least the Dallas Cowboys lost.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT
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+1
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT
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+Infinity for those of us in Dallas
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on
Oct 12, 2008 5:44 PM PDT
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WOW
Intriguing graphic there Fox..you mean the #9 hitter isn’t doing very well at the plate?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT
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i would have never believed it without the facts.
by timmeh on
Oct 12, 2008 5:46 PM PDT
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#9...you know...."that one"
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:46 PM PDT
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Looked like he was taking all the way at 3-0? Interesting move with the bases loaded.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on
Oct 12, 2008 5:45 PM PDT
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SIDDOWN MEAT.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 5:45 PM PDT
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Well..
time for football.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:48 PM PDT
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...siddown moyer.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 5:48 PM PDT
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Well fuck.
Also note the AIG signs in the corner.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:48 PM PDT
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A douchey name for a douchey man.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:48 PM PDT
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I don't like Blake DeWitt
He hits bases clearing doubles for the Dodgers.
by DividedByZero on
Oct 12, 2008 5:49 PM PDT
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well, this one's over
oh wait, not the Giants offense playing
Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis
by wjackalope on
Oct 12, 2008 5:48 PM PDT
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Yeah, more like LASORDA CHRONICLES, Grant.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:49 PM PDT
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I mistook him for Grover Cleveland in conversation yesterday. No, really, I did.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:50 PM PDT
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You had better conversations than I did
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:52 PM PDT
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I was trying to remember if Dwight Eisenhower was the only US President ever to have a last name longer than three syllables. God, I’m weird.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 5:53 PM PDT
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maybe, but your suggestions for podcasts were great, thanks
by timmeh on
Oct 12, 2008 6:00 PM PDT
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What can I say: I’m a very thoughtful person and I have excellent taste.
Which ones in particular?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT
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RALLY PHILADELPHIA IN TURKEY

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 5:52 PM PDT
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They serve their Cheesesteaks in pitabread with babaganoush.
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 5:52 PM PDT
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Dessert : Hash
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:54 PM PDT
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In my best Homer Simpson: Hmmmmm Turkey
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:53 PM PDT
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Rally Grover

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:52 PM PDT
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Grover! Though I was more of an Electric Company guy in my youth.
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Oct 12, 2008 5:53 PM PDT
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RALLY CHESSESTEAK WITH WHIZ!
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Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on
Oct 12, 2008 5:53 PM PDT
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If not, this would be a great time to start.
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 5:56 PM PDT
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Only in low clutch situations..
So maybe this is an opportunity.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 5:56 PM PDT
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It’s hard for me to root for Feliz, even against the Bums.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on
Oct 12, 2008 5:57 PM PDT
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It’s hard easy for me to root for Feliz, even especially against the Bums.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on
Oct 12, 2008 5:59 PM PDT
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Just tuned in . . .
. . . And yup, I still hate the Dodgers.
Why in the hell is the score 5 to zip in the second inning? Gah!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on
Oct 12, 2008 5:57 PM PDT
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Lamie Mlolyer.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 5:57 PM PDT
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Jamie Moyer’s corpse is starting.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Oct 12, 2008 5:57 PM PDT
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Did someone say Jager?
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Oct 12, 2008 5:58 PM PDT
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Spotted Cow?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 5:58 PM PDT
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Pedro Feliz has improved..
He layed off that pitch int he dirt.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 5:58 PM PDT
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Man the hell with this game
I think it’s time to get on the stationary bike.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 12, 2008 5:59 PM PDT
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You know..
You’re just propagating the idea to the aliens that we’re crazy. Why else would we pedal a bike in the same spot.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 6:00 PM PDT
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To reduce the size of my ass, which will need its own congressman if I don’t start losing some weight.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Oct 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
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So then there's upside!
You get at least a bit of representation in congress!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 7:13 PM PDT
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I like Pedro Feliz
He drives in runs against the Los Angeles Dodgers.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on
Oct 12, 2008 5:59 PM PDT
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Yahoo cheap Pedro RBI
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 5:59 PM PDT
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he used to do that often when he was with the giants
by wilriv21 on
Oct 12, 2008 6:00 PM PDT
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Time to get Moyer out of there?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT
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Shit
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on
Oct 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT
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Double switch?
Bruce Bochy isn’t managing the Phillies.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on
Oct 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT
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Don’t worry, we just spent 700 billion dollars. Everything’s fine.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on
Oct 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT
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HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT
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Nah. Expensive gas promotes public transportation.
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT
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Only elitists ride the bus.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT
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It’s true. The busses I ride run on lattes.
by rotorueter on
Oct 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT
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Here in Oakland, we have some that use hydrogen. Almost as bad.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on
Oct 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT
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I remember gas for 75 cnts a gallon.
by Lars The Wanderer on
Oct 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT
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$1.75
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
by WalrusMan on
Oct 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT
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I remember steak knifes, tumbler set and stamps when filling up
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Oct 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT
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My sister had one of those plastic Noah’s Ark dealies they gave away. Everytime you went you got a different set of animals.
by Merope on
Oct 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT
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You’ve obviously never tried to ride the bus in Sacramento. I think it’s up to $5 a day round trip.
by Merope on
Oct 12, 2008 6:10 PM PDT
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Plus a multi-use transfer. People complain about Muni, but if nothing else, it’s pretty damn cheap.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
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Oct 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT
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and Muni actually goes somewhere. Here, if you aren’t going downtown fergettabouttit! And we won’t even talk about frequency !
by Merope on
Oct 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT
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Phucking Fillies

Charlie Hayes ate my homework
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Oct 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT
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Why the shit is McCarver on a throne?
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.





