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Welcome to your temporary home for all things Phillie-related. Carlton Chronicles had a ring, but I think I'll stick with Schmidt Schtories. Other possibilities: Ashburn Articles, Luzinski LULZ, and Bunning's Bazaar of Batty Bumblings.

 

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Current Series

Phillies lead the series 2-0

Thu 10/09 WP: Cole Hamels (2 - 0)
SV: Brad Lidge
LP: Derek Lowe (1 - 1)
3 - 2 win
Fri 10/10 WP: Brett Myers (2 - 0)
SV: Brad Lidge
LP: Chad Billingsley (1 - 1)
8 - 5 win

Philadelphia Phillies
@ Los Angeles Dodgers

Sunday, Oct 12, 2008, 5:22 PM PDT
Dodger Stadium

Jamie Moyer vs Hiroki Kuroda

Clear. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 75.

 

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I thought first of Jason. Is that a problem?

by Evan on Oct 12, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So did I :(

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 2:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Me 3

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by giants9107 on Oct 12, 2008 2:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, to be fair, the Phillies fans all thought this site was a reference to Rex McCovey (Phillies bullpen catcher, ‘75-’78).

by Grant on Oct 12, 2008 2:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I call BS.

HA it is BS.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.

by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 4:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bowa Banterings!

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Oct 12, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Daulton Dissertations

Your #1 source for in-depth analysis of Mayan calendars, out-of-body experiences, and talking to lizards.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Daulton Delusions?

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 2:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dykstra Diaries?

Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey

by stealth snail on Oct 12, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

With all the excellent suggestions, maybe this series should go 7

er….nevermind.

GO PHILS!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I got nothing

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Oct 12, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Morandini Maxims?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Estalella Episodes

Works because he played for both teams.

Conversely, Feliz Fables could work.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Needs more U's

Uber Utley’s Ultimate Utterances

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Oct 12, 2008 4:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugeth Urtain Urbina and Utley's Ubiquitous Utterances

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 4:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wally’s Wonderful Waffle World!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.

by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 4:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Randy WereWolf Bar Mitzvah

Spooky, Scaaaarey.

Boys becoming men. Men becoming Wolves.

by armzdealr on Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kruk's Krazy Kronichles!

And you can it shorten to….um, scratch that one.

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Oct 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you want to use that it should be...

Kent’s Krazy Kronicles because he does love that group (probably part of them, too).

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pedro's Platitudes!

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Oct 12, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Feliz Files

They say some players get out of bed hitting; Pablo Sandoval doesn't wait that long

by bgunn on Oct 12, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cole's Canards?

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Oct 12, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or alternately

The Hamel Histories

Catcher are base running. Hitters are offense.

by thehavenot on Oct 12, 2008 4:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lidge Legends?

It never occurred to me that one man could play with the faith of 50 million.

by imovermyhead on Oct 12, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Victorino Vituperation Victim?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com. It's not being updated right now. Hope for more at your own risk.

by groug on Oct 12, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a.k.a. “The Rectum Face Files”

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 12, 2008 4:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KICK THEM INTO A QUIVERING BLUE MASS OF DEFLATED BEACHBALLS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow..

There’s a lot of schmditty jokes here.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.

by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Going with guys who played for the Giants and Phillies....

Batiste Blatherings? Hayes Happenings? Ring My David Bell?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHY IS FOOTBALL ON MY TELEVISION?

Football blows emaciated desert donkeys.

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You obviously hate America. And our troops.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He definitely serves on a board with someone who hated our troops in the 60’s.

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would launch attack ads, but Ayres is a professor at my alma mater, so that probably qualifies me as palling around with terrorists, too. Best not to draw attention.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tickets still available

Tickets are still available for tomorrow’s game. You could even get 4 seats together. I guess LA doesn’t care about baseball.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GO

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeannie in red leather.

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(this is actually Johnny Pesky, but it was the best “old man in a baseball uniform on a team that Jamie used to play for” that I could find)

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon

You have to have a picture of Moyer with the St. Louis Browns.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tiger Woods

dead to me.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s this about?

by non sequitur on Oct 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They showed Tiger wearing a Dodgers t-shirt

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He is a So Cal born and raised

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then he should have attended some cheap smog filled Los Angeles university.

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was on-screen wearing Dodgers gear.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

109 pitches

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 5:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tiger Woods eats babies.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

While having orgies with Larry King.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stanford grad

He should be ashamed of himself. Typical celeb front runner

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fixed

Typical celeb dodger fan front runner

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

McCarver and Buck open the broadcast by fellating the Dodgers are talking about how badly the Phillies have sucked. Wonderful.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tim McCarver

better at fellating than he is at talking.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think it would be cool if the networks would hire the teams’ regular season announcers for the home games. I mean, I hate the Dodgers, but if the Dodgers win a postseason series at home, it should be accompanied by Vin Scully yelling his head off.

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IAWTC.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 5:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The funny thing is

If Vin yelled his head would actually fall off.

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 12, 2008 5:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That used to happen in the 70’s. I remember seeing some old film on ESPN Classic where Monte Moore (A’s announcer) did A’s-Mets.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It makes me happy that Jeff Kent doesn’t get to participate in the postseason, at least.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Apparently, the Latrine is “one of the prettiest venues in all of sports.”

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

25 years ago

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

since when did the Dodgers move to Mays Field in 1958? Man my history is rusty…

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve never been there, but I’ve generally heard positive things.

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What kind of Giants fan are you!?

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First the comment about Vin Scully and now this. My identity as a secret Dodger troll is being outed!

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I agree.

They serve It’s-It’s sandwiches!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Victorino still sucks.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Karoda is the only Dodgers starter the Giants beat this year.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chase “Pug” Utley

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Cain mention!

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AND REPLAY!

awesome!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Cain sucks

If he were better at baseball, he would’ve taken his head off.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who did we get for him?

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can we just watch that replay for the next 3 hours?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 5:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Juan Marichal and his Might Bat Of Retribution would be nice, too.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PUT IT IN THE BLEACHERS, MR. HOWARD.

by non sequitur on Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CALLING DR HOWARD DR FINE DR HOWARD

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Manny Ramirez like to pal around with terrorists wife beaters.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, the Dodgers should have retaliated for their idiot player ducking into a pitch.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 12, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/Utley/ugly joke

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ew, Mary Hart.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All these alliterations, now McCarver with his beavy of breaking balls

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GO AWAY CHEMICAL WOMAN

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who the hell was that?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.

by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wikipedia tells me shes some sort of Entertainment Tonight tv personality

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FREE JUAN PIERRE!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nomar batting fifth, really?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not old enough.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zito is obviously a lot better, duh.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Considering how Moyer’s getting hit right now, maybe this shouldn’t have been a joke.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aw...

Pedro.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.

by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow..

Looked like Durham was over there at second.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

god damnit moyer

get somebody out!

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 12, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay, this is the suck.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh my gentle jesus

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A FIASCO YOU SAY

by satyricrash on Oct 12, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

doesn’t ANYONE hit the cut anymore?

by wilriv21 on Oct 12, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If..

It was a real LF probably would have had a play.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

by my statement I mean throwing thru the cutoff man so runners do not advance

by wilriv21 on Oct 12, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAY GUYS

MANNY RAMIREZ IS A DODGER AND HE COULD FAE HIS OLD TEAM THE RED SOX IN THE WORLD SERIES.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AND TORRE WOULD BE MANAGER AGAINST SOKS AGAIN

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea..

Looks more and more like he will be a Giant next year now. Post season experience!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess I could turn to football soon

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KURODA IS THROWING A NO HITTER

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Moyer is throwing the game.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh my fuck.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joe Buck..

The manager of a team does not cut a player. Jamie Moyer was not cut by Joe Torre.

Got it? Do you want a lesson on baseball?

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.

by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He doesn’t like baseball, so no, he probably doesn’t want a lesson on it.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he needs lessons

on not being a total douchenozzle

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I actually wished death upon Buck once. Some people thought I overreacted. I beg to differ.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

friend's blog

Hating Fox Sports: Joe Buck

more where that came from

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That should NOT have been a hits batsman

He made no attempt to move out of the way

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Exactly..

What I was thinking.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.

by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t remember that rule ever being enforced.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Considering his last season came 7 years before I was born, I probably wouldn’t remember the rule being enforced against him.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at Dodger Stadium during Don Drysdale’s scoreless streak

by wilriv21 on Oct 12, 2008 5:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

um

ever hear of DODGing the ball, DODGERS?

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 12, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mr. Hamm to you, bud

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Miller is doing ALCS

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dan Schulman, I think, along with Orel Hershiser.

by non sequitur on Oct 12, 2008 5:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

meh

better than buck/mccarver

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So is the announce crew of Marge Schott and a soiled diaper.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve come to like Schulman. Hershiser may be evil but I think he’s a pretty good analyst.

by non sequitur on Oct 12, 2008 5:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I never warmed up to Hershiser the year he was a Giant.

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by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No..

Never.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He did get a good line in when he first signed – something like, “I’m Orel Hershiser, and I’m a recovering Dodger. I spent three years in rehab in Cleveland, and I feel much better now.”

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TAKE THAT YOU BACKWARDS-NAMED MOTHERFUCKER

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dodgers may win this but

At least the Dallas Cowboys lost.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+Infinity for those of us in Dallas

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 5:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOW

Intriguing graphic there Fox..you mean the #9 hitter isn’t doing very well at the plate?

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i would have never believed it without the facts.

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2008 5:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

If he was Zito-ing this game, the Phillies would of scored in the top of the 1st.

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by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looked like he was taking all the way at 3-0? Interesting move with the bases loaded.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SIDDOWN MEAT.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well..

time for football.

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by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...siddown moyer.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well fuck.

Also note the AIG signs in the corner.

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by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t like Blake DeWitt very much

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A douchey name for a douchey man.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't like Blake DeWitt

He hits bases clearing doubles for the Dodgers.

by DividedByZero on Oct 12, 2008 5:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, this one's over

oh wait, not the Giants offense playing

Still defending Rich Aurilia, and the Niners' classic unis

by wjackalope on Oct 12, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice job, Happy Pete.

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, more like LASORDA CHRONICLES, Grant.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mistook him for Grover Cleveland in conversation yesterday. No, really, I did.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was trying to remember if Dwight Eisenhower was the only US President ever to have a last name longer than three syllables. God, I’m weird.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 5:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe, but your suggestions for podcasts were great, thanks

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2008 6:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What can I say: I’m a very thoughtful person and I have excellent taste.

Which ones in particular?

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by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RALLY PHILADELPHIA IN TURKEY

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They serve their Cheesesteaks in pitabread with babaganoush.

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In my best Homer Simpson: Hmmmmm Turkey

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by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rally Grover

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by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grover! Though I was more of an Electric Company guy in my youth.

by non sequitur on Oct 12, 2008 5:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If not, this would be a great time to start.

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 5:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only in low clutch situations..

So maybe this is an opportunity.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s hard for me to root for Feliz, even against the Bums.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Oct 12, 2008 5:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s hard easy for me to root for Feliz, even especially against the Bums.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 5:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just tuned in . . .

. . . And yup, I still hate the Dodgers.

Why in the hell is the score 5 to zip in the second inning? Gah!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Oct 12, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lamie Mlolyer.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jamie Moyer’s corpse is starting.

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by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 5:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

New England’s losing…

by Merope on Oct 12, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did someone say Jager?

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by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Spotted Cow?

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pedro Feliz has improved..

He layed off that pitch int he dirt.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man the hell with this game

I think it’s time to get on the stationary bike.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know..

You’re just propagating the idea to the aliens that we’re crazy. Why else would we pedal a bike in the same spot.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 6:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To reduce the size of my ass, which will need its own congressman if I don’t start losing some weight.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So then there's upside!

You get at least a bit of representation in congress!

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 7:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like Pedro Feliz

He drives in runs against the Los Angeles Dodgers.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yahoo cheap Pedro RBI

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by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he used to do that often when he was with the giants

by wilriv21 on Oct 12, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh for fuck sake

by satyricrash on Oct 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time to get Moyer out of there?

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shit

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Double switch?

Bruce Bochy isn’t managing the Phillies.

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by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bring back the Carlton Chronicles

by Merope on Oct 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or a semi-stable economy

by Merope on Oct 12, 2008 6:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don’t worry, we just spent 700 billion dollars. Everything’s fine.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Oct 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

apparently you haven’t seen my 401

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah. Expensive gas promotes public transportation.

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only elitists ride the bus.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 6:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s true. The busses I ride run on lattes.

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here in Oakland, we have some that use hydrogen. Almost as bad.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

$1.75

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by WalrusMan on Oct 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I remember steak knifes, tumbler set and stamps when filling up

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My sister had one of those plastic Noah’s Ark dealies they gave away. Everytime you went you got a different set of animals.

by Merope on Oct 12, 2008 6:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You’ve obviously never tried to ride the bus in Sacramento. I think it’s up to $5 a day round trip.

by Merope on Oct 12, 2008 6:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, Muni is only a $1.50 one way

by timmeh on Oct 12, 2008 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Plus a multi-use transfer. People complain about Muni, but if nothing else, it’s pretty damn cheap.

What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC

by jcb9 on Oct 12, 2008 6:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and Muni actually goes somewhere. Here, if you aren’t going downtown fergettabouttit! And we won’t even talk about frequency !

by Merope on Oct 12, 2008 6:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go Clay Condrey. Whoever you are.

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why the shit is McCarver on a throne?

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Oct 12, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply reply